Mar 31, 2006
Mar 30, 2006
Just Who Is "Hit Man" Karl Rove..?
By The Book..BY THE BOOK..!
Good to see Andrew Lourie is hard at work trying to fill the big shoes left behind by Noel Hillman in the DOJ's Public Integrity Section. Keep your nose clean, Andy. I am watching you. Seriously!
Ex Federal Prosecutor, State Dept. Agent Indicted for Obstruction of Justice and Presenting False Evidence in Terrorism Trial
Connecting The Dots...+...
Amputate The Patient...
Nice try Nancy - GOP kills Pelosi resolution for Abramoff graft probe
Keep the Faith - Americans will be do the right thing at the polls this Novemeber.
Just say "No thank you!" to graft.
Smells rotten to the core.
Just say "No thank you!" to graft.
Suitable For Framing...
Whatsa Matta You..?
For those unfamiliar with the phrase Justice Antonin Scalia said “(expletive) you,” in church, and he didn't mean "bless."
Mar 29, 2006
Bush Gone Wild - Naked Spring Break '06...
Mr. President, please use a SPF 50 on your bare Tex-ass. Read the whole transcript here.
GOP Fall Fashion Line...
The Manchurian Candidate...
Red America Wants T & A...
Jack Abramoff - This Is Your Life...
FYI, the sentencing hearing will begin at 1:00 pm ET today.
Mar 28, 2006
Andy Card grabs a paddle - impact minor - Karl Rove is still in charge, but not for long! ;)
Mar 27, 2006
News Of The Weird...
Sewage Tested for Signs of Cocaine
Fairfax County has agreed to participate in a White House pilot program to analyze wastewater from communities throughout the Potomac River Basin for the urinary byproducts of cocaine.
Women And Children First..!
Mar 24, 2006
Practice Makes Perfect...
After 5 months and 83 witnesses there is very little chance that this will end in a deadlocked jury and be declared a mistrial...Not to worry, I hear the jury was only arguing over the Sweet 16 matchups and the recent performances of Kevin Corvais and Bucky Covington on American Idol.
Mar 23, 2006
Barbara Bush IGNITES Texas Schools...
Click the COW - IGNITE smells like manure to me.
May I Recommend The SPICE Channel...
Courtesy of Smokin' Gun
Mar 22, 2006
Best Joke Of The Week...
I am a rugby man myself.
Quote Of The Day...
Another pro-life bomber?
American Arrested in Deadly Bolivian Bombings
Everything Must Go..!
From AP - Silver-plated candelabras. A cedar-lined lingerie cabinet. Persian rugs. An oak hutch carved with lions' heads, tree limbs and acorns.
The spoils from former Rep. Randy ''Duke'' Cunningham's bribery scheme -- a household of valuable antiques, rugs and home furnishings -- will be auctioned off by the government Thursday to help cover the back taxes and restitution he owes.
The public was given a preview Tuesday of the loot, which was laid out in orderly rows in a warehouse near Los Angeles....
There is a leather sofa. A solid cherry sleigh bed. Nearly a dozen rugs. Marble-topped nightstands, armoires and sideboards, many featuring stained glass, brass fittings and intricate carvings.
''There's a real mix of different styles -- Art Deco, French provincial, American pioneer,'' said Britney Sheehan, who works for the company that will auction the goods.
One Quick Question...
Mar 21, 2006
Father, You Have Sinned...
"Everyone Knows It..?"
"On Wednesday he claims to have learned it as if it were new for the first time from Russert in his conversation even though we've alleged six different conversations, more than six conversations in the month before he discussed it with everyone from the vice president to people at the CIA, to ranking officials at the State Department." - Yours Truly, Fitz
The whole truth will be coming out soon enough - dying to tell you now, but it would not be prudent. Nope not gonna do it.
Jib-Jab - Bush Review of 205...
I get a mention, but alas no cameo!
Mar 20, 2006
St. Peter - "Please Hold Ms. Harris..."
"Finding inspiration from God, The Last of the Mohicans and The Lord of Rings, Katherine Harris told hundreds of conservative Christians Saturday that she is "a work in progress." Palm Beach Post
The last time we mixed religion and government people were burned at the stake, and yes, Katherine, you are a piece of work.
Mar 18, 2006
Crossing The International Dateline...
An I. For An Eye...
Scooter "Every Man For Himself" Libby Trial May Increase Embarrassment for Bush
I always suspected that bad policies, lies and deception led to the hard stuff - eating paste, running with scissors, outing covert agents, bold faced fibbing and turning on your friends!
What Am I..?
Me, Myself, and I Defends Authority in Libby Case
Too Sexy For My...
Mar 17, 2006
Ask Yourself "Do I Feel Lucky...?"
Mar 16, 2006
(you can figure out the rest of the joke while in prison, Jack)
Libby Subpoenas Judy Miller
(click on title for newslink - posting from handheld during travels today)
Mar 15, 2006
Mar 14, 2006
Don't Mess With Larisa Alexandrovna...
Karl shoots blanks at Plame
Photos Of The Week...
Mar 13, 2006
It's Getting Hot In Here...
U.S. court rules Bush Inc. can break international laws to keep us safe
And 84 degrees today - maybe Global Climate Change isn't all that bad...is there anywhere to skinny dip here in D.C.?
Bush Taps Prosecutor Kenneth L. Wainstein for Anti-Terror Job
Pssst, Ken, c'mere - join my team, I have met the enemy "and he is US" wrapped between a "B" and a "H!"
Labels: Public Service
The Next Actor Candidate..?
George Clooney's Dick Cheney style message for Democratic office-holders who voted for the war in Iraq (only to claim later that they'd been misled by President Bush) should raise a few eyebrows, garner a few headlines, but won't faze the entrenched incumbents.
Lovely Parting Gifts..?
23 Administration Officials Involved In Plame Leak - 10/17/05
Keep those seat belts fastened and watch out for cornered animals. ;)
Mar 12, 2006
Self-Serving Quote Of The Week...
"Quotes Of The Week..."
I Second That Emotion...
Talk is cheap in this Congress. Follow through and real action, quite rare.
Mar 11, 2006
Rove, Rove, Rove Your Boat...
"Senior Republicans" want Bush to dump Card, Rove"
"Come on, Sandy Baby, Loosen Up..."
Like Peas And Carrots...
Kleptomania: An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.
Pathological: Of, relating to, or manifesting behavior that is habitual, maladaptive, and compulsive: a pathological liar.
I think this pretty much sums up this Administration's behavior and M.O....
Mar 10, 2006
Scooter, Your Billable Hours...
Judge Says Libby Can Waste More Money On Defense
Here's Mud In Your Eye...
I heart chads and Ion.
Gale A. Norton, Buh Bye...!
I predict in the very near future that leaving Washington D.C. in disgrace will become much more commonplace, some might even label it a trend.
Below is a statement by NRDC land program director Sharon Buccino:
"Gale Norton is responsible for the destruction of public wildlands and key wildlife habitat. Her goal was to give away as many of our publicly owned resources as she could to the energy, timber and mining industries, and by that measure, she was very successful. But the Interior Department's job also is to protect our land, protect our drinking water sources, and protect the wildlife that makes that land home. She never took that part of her responsibility seriously.
"Ms. Norton said she now is setting her sights on 'the private sector.' Unfortunately, her record suggests she has been working for private special interests all along."
Don't Let Them See You Sweat...
The American Taliban Is Alive And Well...
Tenn. Senate Backs Anti-Abortion Step
Mar 9, 2006
Smithers, Release The Hounds...
Breakfast Of Champions..
"George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography."
“The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.”
“I’m lucky enough to have known a great president, one who really cared about ALL the people, rich and poor. That was Franklin D. Roosevelt. He was rich himself, and his class considered him a traitor. "
Whether he is writing fiction or fact I love this author.
And he is an American hero. As a veterean and a recipient of the Purple Heart his voice matters.
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates...
President Bush fixated on Oval Office rug.
Don't Cry For Me Mississippi...
“I Fear For Our Country"...
Mar 8, 2006
On President Bush aka Muff Guy:
President Bush, who claims not to remember having his picture taken with Abramoff. According to Abramoff, at one time, the president joked with Abramoff about his weight lifting past: “What are you benching, buff guy?”
On former Rove deputy and GOP Head Ken Mehlman aka Fluff Guy:
According to documents obtained by Vanity Fair, Mehlman exchanged e-mail with Abramoff, and did him political favors (such as preventing Clinton administration alumnus Allen Stayman from keeping a State Department job), had Sabbath dinner at Abramoff’s house, and offered to pick up Abramoff’s tab at Signatures, Abramoff’s own restaurant.
On Rep. Tom DeLay (R-TX) aka Tuff Guy soon to be Cuff Guy:
Abramoff has “admired Tom DeLay and his family from the first meeting with him,” he tells Margolick. “We would sit and talk about the Bible. We would sit and talk about opera. We would sit and talk about golf,” Abramoff recalls. “I mean, we talked about philosophy and politics.”
On Newt Gingrich aka Enuff Guy:
Newt Gingrich, whose spokesman Rick Tyler tells Margolick that “Before [Abramoff’s] picture appeared on TV and in the newspapers, Newt wouldn’t have known him if he fell across him. He hadn’t seen him in 10 years.” A rankled Abramoff says “I have more pictures of [Newt] than I have of my wife.”
On Sen. Conrad Burns (R-MT) aka Huff Guy:
Abramoff says: “Every appropriation we wanted [from Burns’s committee] we got. Our staffs were as close as they could be. They practically used Signatures as their cafeteria. I mean, it’s a little difficult for him to run from that record.”
Mar 7, 2006
A Spoonful Of Sugar...
CIA - Libby Wants To Further Damage National Security
Scooter say "ahhhh."
Doing A Heck Of A Job..?
Director of U.S. Intelligence - not too smart.
Ya Gotta Love Him...
Gonzales May Be Recalled on Eavesdropping
Psst Psst, put him under oath this time! ;)
Mar 6, 2006
S.D. Governor Signs Abortion Ban Into Law
It's All Good...
All In The Family...
Dubai funds Neil Bush's company
Running On Empty...
Harris 'circling the wagons'