Mar 22, 2006

Best Joke Of The Week...

Condi Rice says she won't apply for NFL post and spoliate another American institution.

I am a rugby man myself.


Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Condi is too busy being Girl Friday to Bush to take the NFL post. Besides, she may think that NFL salary won't pay for her window shopping for Farragamo shoes. Yes, that is joke of the week. Besides, she can't do her current job let alone being a NFL commissioner.

4:48 PM  
Anonymous John Riggins said...

Why would any NFL owner in their right mind even consider Rice for the job? That would be akin to Madeline Albright or Shirley Temple Black running the NFL.

Sheesh, some goofy media people cooked up this silly story and won't let it die.

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Stephen Pitt said...

Can you imagine Condi saying: "Perhaps its (player contract) lost deep in the bowels of the agency?"

4:56 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Nice picture, Stephen! Well, the sums up the worm with many heads of crooks. Where is Condi's picture?

5:00 PM  
Anonymous jodi said...

I'm glad she won't be going for the NFL job because it would ruin football for my boyfriend and I would never heard the end of it!

Besides she'll never leave Bush, they got something going on ya know ;)!

5:02 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Yeah, they are like peas and carrots. Whatever floats your boat, Condi. My question to Condi, why the rodent Bush?

5:05 PM  
Anonymous jodi said...


One rodent knows another rodent.
They are match made in Hell!

5:09 PM  
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5:15 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Oh man! Did you have to post that picture of Condi, Fitz??? She looks like Elvira in lingerie! And maybe that lady of the evening outfit that she is wearing is for her gentleman caller!

Jodi: Ditto on that!

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPB- Girl Friday, too funny! Condi's "relationship" with Dubya isn't as physical as you might think. Sure she wants it to be, but alas the bottle is his first love.

He doesn't like sex as much as he does the bottle. She lets him sleep on her lap during plane rides and helps sober him up when it's time to give a speech.

Too bad, we'll never get an impeachment for sex from those two...

6:18 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

You know, anon, I forgot about the bottle. Have you notice that when he is being interviewed that he tends to smack his lips together and make lips movement. He may be yearning for that bottle when he gets hit with hard questions. I don't know what is going on with Condi and Bush. Whether I was sane or insane, I wouldn't want that rodent (liquored up or not) near me! Just thinking about it makes me want to get the disinfectant!

6:27 PM  
Anonymous cjt said...

6 years ago my brother thought Condi was hot, but he also thought she was of possible Asian heritage so that explains that.

6:39 PM  
Anonymous e said...

POTUS needs to start an NFL in Iraq with Halliburton monies..for Condi

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Redneck Pimp said...

Condi IS hot. She just needs the love of a good man and a little Kama Sutra to make that tigress purr and switch parties.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous SP said...

Thanks! spb. She's being mashed in the middle, while Karl's fixin' to eat his own-a perpetual but disgusting machine.

Here's one with two of my favorite ladies in their hayday:

Of course Norton recently retired to be closer to her family. Isn't that standard procedure for those awaiting an indictment?

6:52 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Looks like there will several of them spending time with their family. (At least until they are sent off to prison)

7:19 PM  
Anonymous e said...

just spoke with mom whose son is in Iraq,,..he got wounded..they removed the shrapnel and put him back right away -
driving the tank because he had a limp..some in his group saw Rummy when he came and reported faulty equiptment to him..Rummy's quote "boys make do"
and they rush to Walter Reid with a hang nail

7:33 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

e...please don't tell us things like that. It makes me weep! I have kids of my own in the military
and would hope they would not ever
be treated like that. This is the
worst possible adminstration that I
can imagine living through. The only alternative is to vote these
terrible people out of office, and
soon. These people, who would NOT
serve in the last war, are despicable. They make me ashamed.

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is SPOLIATE a typo?

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon at 6:18

When Condi lets Bush sleep on her lap on trips, does he also suck his thumb?
Does she change his diapers?

8:40 PM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

Yeah, what is it with those two? She saw opportunity knocking for a high profile job - ambition run amok. I think he feels smart around her. Stupid is as stupid does.
There is nothing competent about Condi. After all, the 9-11 lack of notice was on her watch. Yes, she was new, but had not a clue.
Still doesn't.
And SPB, yeah, I too sense him licking his lips in anticipation of his posse gettin' him likker after he's a good ole boy for the press.

9:45 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...


Thanks for the picture. Condi looks very toxic. She really scared me.


I'm with you. Bush yearns for that bottle like a baby yearns for his/her pacifier. but, both Condi and Bush are interesting characters.


I will say a prayer for your friend's son. I hope that he pulls through!

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dubya also calls her Nana sometimes when he gets really really drunk. She thinks its cute when he does that-In fact, she never really had much need for a man...until him.

And diapers? Unfortunately, he refuses to wear them.

12:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is not very sanitary. Maybe he should be wearing the pullups.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Jackie said...

I can't stand Rice so its better I say nothing at all. She is so dry and follows Bush like a shadow.

7:14 PM  

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