Nov 16, 2005

Separated At Birth..?

Sam "Chang" Alito, Jr. has accepted my invitation to replace A3G and join my weekly Klingon scrabble group!
To those of you who may smirk I say Sujatlh 'e' yImev. To all others, I will share that in spite of the rough year with Star Trek being cancelled, the passing of James "Scotty" Doohan (known to legions of Trekkers and Trekkies alike as Montgomery Scott, the man who kept the laws of physics from biting Captain Kirk right in his overacting, scenery-chewing tuckus every week) and finally with Sulu announcing that he was not solo all these years, we remain faithful.
I have to confess that I was kind of irritated at Sulu's timing. I mean, Harriet withdraws, I indict 'Scooter' Libby and then he resigns - then comes along George Takei, pushing those stories and me right off the front page, not to mention he violated the Federation's official 'Don't ask don't tell' policy...
I am sharing this personal information at the risk of a public ribbing since it has come to my attention that Bob Woodward is preparing a hit piece on our group attempting to undermine my investigation. He is just being spiteful since he and Judy Miller wanted to join, but Harriet Miers said "naDevvo' peghoS Hab SoSlI' Quch!" - go away, your mothers have smooth foreheads!

If you must know, our monthly group is comprised of Harriet, Condi Rice,
Anna Marie Cox, Madeleine Albright and yours truly. We have a round robin tournament the third Friday of each month with cool Star Trek prizes for the winner. It is all good clean fun with everyone always trying to beat Condi. Last month, true to form, she got the best of us again! It is hard to compete with a razor sharp mind like hers when she pulls words like yuQjIjDIvI' out of her hat, but we keep trying!
[If only the War in Iraq and other global conflicts could be decided over a game of Klingon Scrabble we would be in capable hands and sleep better at night]
Anyway, I have to get back to work so welcome aboard Sam, Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!


Anonymous MrsAlito said...

Next time you do one of your dreamy news conferences, I dare you to do it in Klingon.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

bIjatlh 'e' yImev ;)

12:04 PM  
Blogger SamuelAlito said...

I can guarantee that that post was not left by my wife.


12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon Paddy! Spill it. Is Bob Woodward as arrogant as he comes off to be, or is just like you (in favor of truth, justice and the American Way) without subpoena power?

12:05 PM  
Anonymous MrsAlito said...

Hi honey! Wow. What are the chances? Of all the blogs, you had to find me here. Don't forget Harriet's coming for dinner tonight. She said she has oodles of advice for you! Hurry home. Oh, and pick up some of that good American wine, K? Ha ha. "Good American wine." As if. See you soon! XOXOXO

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam" means "It is a good day to die." Pat, please explain?

12:17 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Now I think you're fake too! Either way I've been suspicious about Woodwar for awhile, and he looks like he's made of clay.

Ghy'cha', Woodward! And to the real Patrick j Fitzgerald, I say unto you, Dugh!

2:08 PM  
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"Robrob8 has pulled one over on you. There is no "Klingon Scrabble". YET. But click here to return to the Klingon Store and order something else, something that's real. Robrob8's Klingon Store."


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