Status Quo...
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 7/30/2006
Jul 30, 2006
About Me
- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
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The Americans finally got the picture, and they are not going to put up with this much longer.
Ceasefire YES - No
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Rice cancels Beirut trip-Reuters
Rice stopped short of calling for an immediate ceasefire, but said she would work very hard to try and end hostilities between Lebanon's Hizbollah guerrillas and Israeli forces that have killed more than 500 Lebanese and 51 Israelis.
"I think it is time to get to a ceasefire. We actually have to try and put one in place," Rice said.
The United States has been accused of taking sides with the Israelis by not calling for an immediate ceasefire but Rice said she had pressed the case that "extraordinary care" needed to be taken to avoid civilian casualties.
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What a no good shill-she fails to call Israel on the deaths of children, even-Monster Condaskeeza gives more reasons to ridicule her...DS, I saw that bully chart! An outrage for sure.
Woe is me, gotta pack-civic duty calls ;-)
Israel let the cat out the bag when they said the US gave them the green light to attack at will.
Connie is useless and couldn't care less about this conflict she's only Secretary of State to play the piano not solve world conflicts. The GOP knows come Nov. the stealing and corruption comes to an end. So now it's get as much as you can before it's all over. Look at how many people have bailed out. Even Chris Matthews is talking like he doesn't know or support the Administration. He got his big bucks for spreading the propaganda now he's trying to keep his job like Holy Joe. Joe Lieberman is losing so many votes he'll have to have creatures from other planets vote now. Cheney/Rove as doing their best to keep the lie alive, while Bush parties with the kids. Now just look for Bush's vacation and Connie to join him. Mark this down so I can say I told you so. BUSH AND CONNIE WILL SAY WHILE ON VACATION TOGETHER THAT THEY ARE WORKING ON MIDDLE EAST PEACE. Now that's the press release for the publice but you know what's really going on. Even the church knows it.
Why they don`t want
http://www.arcticbeacon.com/
30-July-2006.html
http://wakeupfromyourslumber.blogspot
.com/2006/07/qana-massacre-see-for-
yourself.html
Who benefits?
there will be 9 green bottles hanging on the wall .......
"The White House has hired Halliburton to investigate."
LOL! LMAO! That would be like me investigating me!
Woe is me, gotta pack-civic duty calls ;-)
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T:
Are you leaving for D.C.?
The comic strip should read: THE CROOKS ARE INVESTIGATING THE CROOKS. FILM AT 11
That was a funny comic strip but then again, not far fetched by the Gerbil Administration...
SPB:
I am really anxious for November to get here! I have never looked forward to an election so much in my life! We need to elect good, honest people to serve this country and the people! We need to get all of the crooks out of public office! We can do it! :)
Where is GEF? He offered me a flower and a dance last night... and then he went off to bed...zzzzz!
Now humor me...LOL
I know you're one funny guy! hehe However, I also know you can be one serious guy! :)
Folks,
In other news:
From Thinkprogress:
Rice abandons talks, shuttles back to the United States.
“Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was forced to cancel a trip to Beirut Sunday after an Israeli airstrike killed more than 50 people, mostly women and children, in the southern Lebanese town of Qana in the bloodiest attack since the hostilities began between Israel and Lebanon’s Hezbollah militia. But she did not call for an immediate ceasefire. Rice will abandon her Middle East negotiations at least temporarily to return to Washington Monday
Hmmm..Laura is day.. Now the Emperor with still no clothes can be with his brown Shug!
David Brooks No End to Death in Lebanon
But all this appears lost on our Mr. Brooks, who babbles: “Lebanon is a chance to show that the death cult is not invincible…..To its enormous credit, the Bush administration has kept its focus on that core reality, and it has developed a strategy to reverse the momentum.”
Then, after all that, he admits: “Yet, having spent a week on the phone with experts and policy makers, I’d be lying if I said that I was optimistic the strategy will work. The renovation of Lebanon will require scaffolding, and the fact is the scaffolding of the West is corroding at every joint.
“The U.S. lacks authority because of Iraq. Over the past few days, Israel has grown wary of getting into Lebanon, because it might have no help getting out.”
In other words, Brooks in the end admits that all of his fulminating about a solution to the conflict is crippled by a U.S. war in Iraq – which he always thought, and still thinks, was a swell idea, launched and managed by an administration he still showers with “enormous credit.” A former New York Times columnist, Russell Baker, used to write like this -- but his columns were meant to be funny.
David Brooks is an idiot.. Whata asswipe!
Ann Coulter ROCKS, Al Rogers/Rodgers is the MAN!!!
No new target letters, indictments or black sundays for Neocons. You have to love it.
David Brooks is a brain-dead NeoCon that should be working for the National Enquirer.
Other nasty NeoCons are Byron York, Bob Novakula, and generally everyone at Faux Network.
Death and Destruction to all NeoCons in November!
NeoCons are imploding everywhere and everyday.
Ebbers Conviction Upheld
Posted by Peter Lattman
The Second Circuit has upheld the conviction and the 25-year sentence of former WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers.
During oral argument back in January, Ebbers’s attorney, Reid Weingarten of Steptoe & Johnston, argued that the Second Circuit should overturn his client’s conviction because the government unfairly prevented the defense from calling key witnesses. Weingarten had said that three top WorldCom executives who would’ve testified that Ebbers had no knowledge of the fraud were barred from the trial because the government designated them as targets of a criminal probe.
In January we ran an item “Ebbers Appeal Appears to Please the Court,” which posted on a report from the Washington Post that suggested the Second Circuit panel was sympathetic to Ebbers’s case. “There are many violent criminals who don’t get 25 years in prison.” said Judge Jose Cabranes to the assistant U.S. attorney William Johnson. “Twenty-five years does seem an awfully long time.”
Folks, Bernie destroyed $125B in market-cap, ruined many people’s retirement, and his actions ultimately resulted in 50,000+ employees losing their jobs. And Ebbers thinks that 25 years is too harsh???
Also,in the Ebbers trial, Ebbers used the "Aw Shucks" defense. This term was coined by the prosecutor Assistant US Attorney William F Johnson, as he concluded the argument against Ebbers. Ebbers had relied upon a defense of ignorance of the financial crimes committed at WorldCom. So, when any criminal is using ignorance as a defense, it is niw called the "Aw Shucks" defense. And of course, that defense by Ebbers was rejected by the jury!
a non-neocon world:
Can't stand Brooks! Prick Brooks should date Coultergeist! Both are braindead!
By Tony Davis
Arizona Daily Star
Tucson, Arizona | Published: 07.30.2006
After three years of cleanups, the federal government has achieved no better than a 1 percent solution for the problem of trash left in Southern Arizona by illegal border-crossers.
Cleanup crews from various agencies, volunteer groups and the Tohono O'odham Nation hauled about 250,000 pounds of trash from thousands of acres of federal, state and private land across Southern Arizona in 2002 to 2005, says the U.S. Bureau of Land Management.
Who really was and is the Emperor's right hand ?
Special Prosecutor Biloxi,
All those NeoCon so-called journalists sicken me! Brooks and Coulter? Talk about a couple from Hell! Just the thought of them..ICK!
Good news about Ebbers. It just proves that people are not swallowing all that crap that Lay, Skilling and Ebbers are putting out.
And when Libby goes to trial, I'm sure that jury will see through Libby's weak and pathetic case also.
Ann Coulter is HOT!!!!
Hmmm..Laura is day.. Now the Emperor with still no clothes can be with his brown Shug!
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Shug Is Mad
"And when Libby goes to trial, I'm sure that jury will see through Libby's weak and pathetic case also."
With the smurf's strategy using a memory expert and the Gilligan's defense, the smurf is dead in the water. And of course, the jury won't buy it. The smurf's strategy is just throwing mud on the wall to see if it sticks!
The crazed face of neoconservatism
In two short posts at National Review, warmonger Mark Levin captures the essence of neoconservatism. First is his response to the news that Iran has rejected the proposal for an agreement whereby it would cease uranium enrichment:
Ok, let’s all say it together, shall we? Diplomacy doesn’t work with terrorists. Terrorists only understand fear. They don’t fear us yet because we have not punished them enough.
All of the bad countries in the Middle East (and elsewhere) are "terrorists" and we must treat them as such. Only weaklings and appeasers would try to negotiate with or contain "terrorists." The only thing one can do with "terrorists" is kill them all so that we can rule the world (or at least the Middle East) by fear. That's why incidents like the killing of 50 Lebanese civilians in Qana is something to be cheered, rather than either condemned as deliberate or reckless, or at least lamented as a tragic accident. To neoconservatives like Levin, we need more of these incidents, because it shows the "terrorists" that there are consequences -- bad, ugly, scary, brutal consequences -- for confronting us.
That really is the essence of neoconservativsm. It's nothing more noble or complex than a base belief that we have to wage as many wars as possible and kill as many people as possible until people are sufficiently fearful of the U.S. that they will comply with our mandates. It is psychopathic and deranged, and the fact that it is typically cheered on by the likes of Mark Levin -- people who plainly lack feelings of physical power themselves -- is not insignificant. The contrived chest-beating and transparent desire to feel like a feared warrior, with none of the risk, is manifest, and it is what has shaped our foreign policy for the last five years and, by all appearances, continues to do so.
Levin's second post spews contempt at this Op-Ed by Bush 41 National Security Advisor Brent Scowcroft. Scowcroft commits the grave neoconservative sin of advocating the ultimate evil -- a peace plan for the Middle East. Levin's response demonstrates just how radical neoconservatives are:
Thank goodness Brent Scowcroft is no longer influencing U.S. foreign policy. He helped bring the Middle East to its current point, and should be dismissed as another failed diplomat. Scowcroft, James Baker, Warren Christopher, Madeleine Albright, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton — all failures ... which means the Big Media will continue to seek out their views.
To neconservatives, everything that made the U.S. a respected superpower over the last six decades is all obsolete and worthless. To them, foreign policy experts from both political parties are responsible for 9/11 and the rise of Islamic extremism because they believe too much in diplomacy and restraint. They didn't wage enough wars and the wars they did wage weren't ferocious enough. There weren't enough Qanas, and as a result, we aren't sufficiently feared. People around the world need to know that they either comply with our instructins or fire and brimstone will rain upon their heads.
I still consider Jonah Goldberg's explanation for why he favored the invasion of Iraq to be the Gold Standard for illustrating the impulses which lay at the heart of the neoconservative syndrome:
Q: If you're a kid and you've had enough of the school bullies pants-ing you in the cafeteria, what's one of the smartest things you can do?
A: Punch one of them in the nose as hard as you can and then stand your ground.
That is why we hear that the "people who are fighting this war" include Michael Ledeen, Cliff May, and Mark Steyn. It's why we hear someone like Jonah Goldberg -- who still has to move his nepotistic umbilical cord so that it doesn't get in the way when he types -- warn us in his best tough-guy, no-nonsense voice that we are becoming "A Nation of Wimps" because "Parents are going to ludicrous lengths to take the bumps out of life for their children." This is all about a personal craving for feelings of power and superior strength, to be fulfilled through endless war waged on those who have not been placed in sufficient fear of our warrior greatness.
All of this is why George Will recently called neoconservatism a "spectacularly misnamed radicalism." It is opposed to every guiding principle of American foreign policy under both political parties, and seeks to transform the U.S. into a rogue state which operates with no moral limits or ethical constraints, and for which unrestrained war is always the preferred option. All failures can be and are explained away by the fact that we just haven't killed enough people yet. It is homicidal madness, real derangement, masquerading as some sort of serious philosophy, and it is a true indictment of our political life that its advocates are taken seriously at all, let alone often listened to at the highest levels of our government.
posted by Glenn Greenwald | 4:46 PM
Can't stand Brooks! Prick Brooks should date Coultergeist! Both are braindead!
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Looks like he got the 500cc of estrogen! LOL
She-Devil-David
They're really nasty comments S-Q.
Really nasty.
Puts a new light "on my next trick"
Wow, S-Q that picture of Brooks/Coulter really turned me on!
I'm gonna pleasure myself now...
Ewww.. The sight of seeing Brooks dressed up as a woman and have boobs is beyond disgusting. Man. he doesn't look appealing to me in drag! Just the thought on him wearing a dress with his chia pet chest hairs popping up makes my skin crawl! And he certainly doesn't even have a chance as sexiest man alive. And who would vote for him!
SPB
I'm really gonna have to disagree with you about the sexy man contest.
All NeoCons think that this hybrid of Brooks and Coulter is attractive.
It reminds them of Dear Old Mom!!
"All NeoCons think that this hybrid of Brooks and Coulter is attractive."
For the NeoCons: Yes!
For the normal, red meat, 100% all beef man like: Hell no!!!!
I wouldn't touch such a creature like Mann Coulter for all the money in the world. Don't touch my hand or breathe on me, Ace!
Dude Looks Like A Lady!
Hmmm...
Faux News
Fox News' discrimination suit near settlement
Co. will pay nominal sum to four women involved
Fox News Channel is close to settling a sex discrimination suit filed by the Feds on behalf of four former female employees.
In a deal expected to be announced as soon as Monday, sources said Fox will pay a nominal sum -- less than $250,000 -- to the four women involved, but admits no wrongdoing.
Faux News: We Distort, Bushshit, Discriminate, Grope, and Pay Hush Money.
Columnist: Sherlock Holmes on CIA leak case: Developing...
Raw Story
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/Australia.asp
Faux News:
Home of Lying Sack of Crap Sean Hannity, Wimpy sack of shit Bill O"Lielly and all those Bush asswipe apologists LOSERS!!!
Hmmm..
Fitz posted yesterday: On Child Left Behind. I went on another blog which has me cracking up with some of the names that people came up with up with the American Idols visiting the Gerbil House:
Weapons Of Mass Distraction
American Idiot meets American Idol
Letterman on why Bush had time to meet with American Idols: Because there is nothing really important going on.
LMAO! Ladies and Gentleman, the dumbing down of America: Gerbil W. Bush!
Here is the developing news that
S-Q passed along:
Columnist 'enlists' Sherlock Holmes to help 'crack' CIA Plame leak case
"It's elementary," Black's Holmes explains. "Outing a CIA agent is a hard crime to prove. Lying to a grand jury is easier to prove. The prosecutor thinks he can get Mr. Libby for lying to the grand jury, but Mr. Rove managed to place himself on the side of truth when the prosecutor gave him six chances."
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SPB
When you click on to the link about Sherlock Holmes in your last post it goes to Blogger.
Everyone has a spin of the CIA leak case... And of course, the media gives half of the information ofthe case. And the some of the media are in the backpocket of the Gerbil, well, you will get the distorted version.. But, I think people should pay close attention to the timeline of the leak case of each major player.. As the columnist said that we will never know who exactly leaked Plame's identity first when there were too many people that were involved in knowing Plame's identity and employment and leaking to reporters. But, through the timeline, it does show a WH conspiracy to discredit and punish Joe Wilson, a personal agenda for invasion to Iraq, and certain international leaders involved in the Iraq propaganda. Most importantly, an obstruction of justice and lying to the investigators will seal the fate of the smurf as well as the other major players who gave their testimonies to the GJ and to the investigators.
Columnist 'enlists' Sherlock Holmes to help 'crack' CIA Plame leak case
Sorry about that! Try again!
Thanks SPB!
SPB:
Thanks! I've been doing some research and didn't get a chance to get back to that!
Sherlock Holmes was a great detective but Fitz is real and he is the Untouchable! :)
No logic is flawless and no explantion is complete.
Does the left know what the right is doing ?
http://groups.msn.com/Tyrannicidae/
enlightenment.msnw
I wonder if GEF sleeps in the nude...
Obviously not - only in the end will you really understand.
"I wonder if GEF sleeps in the nude..." Ha Ha!
I guess that that would make Sunday news for Fitz's blog! And who is his guy, GEF?
In Scandal's Aftermath, Painful Prices Still Being Paid
It's official: the Virginia defense facility run -- on taxpayer dollars -- by one of the central felons in the Duke Cunningham scandal is closing Monday.
The news comes just days after the Pentagon announced it would not renew the contract for the Martinsville-based Foreign Supplier Assessment Center, which was created and sustained largely through earmarks from Rep. Virgil Goode (R-VA). Goode received over $90,000 in contributions from Mitchell Wade, who's spilling his guts to federal investigators in an attempt to dodge jail time.
Who's it bad news for? Just about everyone involved.
And who care that whether GEF sleeps in the nude or not.. I certain don't want to know. Not into a brokeback moment!
Why doesn't dear Hoppy enlighten us then?
02:36 Officials in Jerusalem confirm halt to IAF activity in south Lebanon (AP)
I'm sure that some of GEF loyal readers and bloggers want to know. Not the male ones of course.
Do Condi and GEF sleep nakey?
I sleep nakey.
"Do Condi and GEF sleep nakey?"
I guess that summer heat is making somebody on this blog "hot and bother!"
Taylor honey, you're going to have to ask the President. He knows!
I hope you had a great time at the White House. It sure looks like you did.
Anon @ 2:24 PM - Who will follow up on this? PJF?
..no ceasefire over 48 h (?), to have a chance to say:
Leave to us all groups concerned (Lebanon, Israel, Syria, Iran, European Union, RUS, China, Palestinenser and Hisbollah)to request to build themselves up and express: "all ways are open, without war force"
G`Nächtle
"Anon @ 2:24 PM - Who will follow up on this? PJF?"
Hmmm..
"Bush 'Preparing the Way' to Release $4.5 Trillion in Repatriated Offshore Funds to AmeriTrust"
Interesting?? Huh? While we were sleeping.. Let's see.. The Gerbil illegallly funneled 4.5 trillion dollars to a Bank of America account in Virginia. And now from pressure by the foreign heads and corporate big shots, that money is being allocated to Amertrust on July. 31, 2006. In other words, the Gerbil’s buddies see the writing on the wall and bailing out from the Gerbil.. There were too many money exchange and promises by the Gerbil and his corporate and foreign head buddies. And the Gerbil quietly does this exchange in the beginning the 3rd quarter in corporate business… I think that the Gerbil’s buddies see the house of cards in the Administration are crumbling and they are getting their money and leave!
SPB:
Could that have something to do with those billions of funds that disappeared in Iraq? hmmmm
And, all of the Halliburton fraud and all of the Katrina fraud!! Money disappearing here and there and everywhere!
Hi guys
Now David Brooks is only trying to play both sides in hope of keeping a job. When you come in the world your nude and when you leave this world your nude.
I remember Fitz saying follow the money to get the criminals well now that the overseas leaders are asking for the money notice how people are turning their backs on Bush and Company. They see the end coming in Nov. watch for Bush to resign and Cheney will leave with medical problems. Even Tony Blair is here in California looking for a job. Well the new American leaders order Bush Administration to give back the stolen money because they should can't give back the lives took. At lease our troops will be pulling out of Afghan and Iraq.
My heart went out to the kids that dead by the Israel bombing yes they said it was another mistake. Eye witnesses in the area couldn't find any Lebanese weapons yet Israel said they thought there were. Again we see back information causing innocent people to dead with only the words mistake/deep regret.
That Web site about 4.5 trillion dollars also had some links to stuff about space aliens living amoung us. Sorry folks, I ain't buying the space aliens junk. Any space aliens smart enough to find us would get out, look around, say what the ______? and get the heck out of here.
Afternoon Justice Bloggers,
I had read that Leo-Wanta due hickey earlier today.
The WH and the Foreign-Fed Bank are as quiet as church mice on this...
It's like the night before Christmas and all through the house, not an evildoer stirring, not even Gerbil-41
You can't even hear a Cricket sound...
I expect more Litigation for the WH is gonna fly over this...
Alot more...
I'm sure that gerbil is now salivating to get that money and build his CANUSIMEX superslab highway right through the country.
Let the Lawsuits begin.
Bwahahahahaha!
P.S. Tell the gerbil admin not to even think about that next 911 attack on us cause we're wise to them now!
s-q, Inquiring Minds,
I slept in the Nude for awhile, but it's summer time and the skeeters are hungry, time to put on some soft silk shorts fer now...
Maybe when Fall rolls around and the skeeters are kaput I'll reclaim my Nature instincts!
;)
GEF:
Oh, thanks for that bit of info but that wasn't me asking! LOL LMAO
I'm sure that gerbil is now salivating to get that money and build his CANUSIMEX superslab highway right through the country.
Let the Lawsuits begin.
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GEF:
Who is bringing the lawsuits on this?
Oh btw, there's speculation that Condi is having either fever/chills or morning sickness...
She might be Pregnant as we suspected!
With her ill timed Piano Duet folks wonder what's going on in Condi Town... ;)
Question of the night is:
"Is Condi Pregnant ?"
Question of the night is:
"Is Condi Pregnant ?"
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Now wouldn't that just be the straw that broke the robot's back! LOL
s-q,
Leo Wanta on Behalf of the American People.
Time to call Gonzo I recon to strenghten the ships' Shields.
I'm imagining 80 Klingon ships sorrounding the USS Gerbil and the Captain was caught drunk again and engineer Baron Harkonnen ejected the warp core so they can't go anywhere!
Talk about being trapped!
Biloxi is right. The gerbil families foreign buddies are abandoning ship and whistleblowing on gerbil as they leave..
hee hee hee!
s-q,
quote:
Now wouldn't that just be the straw that broke the robot's back! LOL
Naw, Robot's got herself a sweet beau back home.
My guess is that Robot is dating Willy Wonka in secret. Wonka has all the tools to fix what's ailing the Robot!
Willy Wonka! Well, he is cuter and sweet! But he dresses funnier than the gerbil! ROFL
Remember this one GEF?
Jewel
btw...which episode of Seinfeld was your fav? :)
s-q,
Yeah, that was a good movie! hee hee..
My Favorite Seinfeld hands down has to be:
1. Soup Nazi!
In second place:
2. George's Shrinkage!
Third place mention:
3. Resiliant B.O. Smell on the Beamer
Fourth place mention:
4. Cramer's stinky swim in the Hudson with Elaines mattress
Oh I almost forgot!
Fifth Place Mention:
5. George's office underneath his office. ;)
..that one made soda pop squirt out of my mought..
LOL! You must have seen every single one! Great memory you have too! :)
s-q,
why ? you wanna make something of it doll ?
:)
GEORGE: All right. So, what theatre you wanna go to tonight? We got 61st
and 3rd or 84th and Broadway.
JERRY: Which one you wanna go to shmoopy?
SHEILA: You called me shmoppy. You're a shmoopy.
JERRY: You're a shmoopy!
SHEILA: You're a shmoopy!
JERRY: You're a shmoopy!
GEORGE: All right, shmoopies...what's it gonna be? Pick a theater.
S-q,
Oops link here..
Oh, now everyone sees what we look like! LOL
s-q,
LOL!!
Riley: "You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
George: "Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
Riley: "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
George: "Yah well, I slept with your wife!"
*awkward pause*
Boss guy: "His wife is in a coma."
George: "Yah well, I slept with your wife!"
*awkward pause*
Boss guy: "His wife is in a coma."
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ROFL! I am really LOL!!
s-q,
Here's one more...
KRAMER: I think it's over. We had a big fight, she threw me out, I started walkin', and now I'm lost downtown! I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody. I miss home,
and I don't even know how to get there.
JERRY: What's around you?
KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?
JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?
KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.
JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?
KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!
JERRY: Well, what street are you on?
KRAMER: Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
JERRY: Just wait there. I'll pick you up, and, Kramer, stay alive no matter what occurs, I will find you!
George: The woman she's "lesbianing" with? Susan told me she's *never* been with a guy.
George: Oh, this isn't even B.O.! This is *beyond* B.O.! It's *B*.B.O.!
Jerry: There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush...
OMG! I am laughing so hard! I have to stop so I can get some air...LOL
Btw...I loved the Indiana Jones movies too! :)
s-q,
Big Soapy Brush..
Heir Gunter from B*.B.O. Patrol!
ROFL* bwahahahahaha!
Big Soapy Brush..
Heir Gunter from B*.B.O. Patrol!
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We need to send the B*.B> O. Patrol to Hookergate! ROFL LMAO OMG!
I can just picture it in my mind. Patrols cars pulling up to the Watergate Hotel...It says B*.B.O. Patrol on their cars...
and then Officers wearing yellow rubber boots.. get out with buckets of soapy water and big brushes!
ROFL
s-q,
quote:
We need to send the B*.B> O. Patrol to Hookergate! ROFL LMAO OMG!
Hookergate Hotel Raid...B*B.O. Agents canvasing the rooms with precision equipment...
Stumbling through lost change, GOP lapel pins and lost wedding rings in back of the beds and tripping all over the toys that come with their own batteries!
Those this Job get hazard pay ? ;)
ROFL* ha ha ha ha...
LOL! They would need hazard pay to touch those guys!!
So, Mr. Wilson sent you on junket, huh? Dennis... :)
There is a new thread, I think we laughed everyone out of this one! hehe
s-q,
B*.B.O Agents on the scene at Hookergate Hotel:
Agent Gunter: It say's here insert quarter for the next 5 minutes...Interesting Bed.
Agent Klink: Stop playing with the furniture Gunter and get scrubbing...
Agent Gunter: But feel this Agent Klink it's velvety soft.
Agent Klink: Let's just get to work, we're not suppose to mix work with funtime. Call me after you're off... ;)
Agent Gunter: You got it...oh and make sure you scrub well Klink, I heard Republican's where here!
Agent Klink: How can you tell ?
Agent Gunter: All the luv notes to the the hookers are written in Christian papyrus paper..
Agent Klink: oh...
scrub scrub scrub scrub...
Agent Gunter: You got it...oh and make sure you scrub well Klink, I heard Republican's where here!
Agent Klink: How can you tell ?
Agent Gunter: All the luv notes to the the hookers are written in Christian papyrus paper..
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OMG! ROFL! LOLMAO!
Down home country folk understand the cartoon too well. "The Fox is guarding the chicken coop," explains it all.
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