Happy Summer...
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 6/24/2006
Jun 24, 2006
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ss-the link isn't working, please repost
Welcoming the Summer Solstice...
Stonehenge: how appropriate with all of its mysteries...
Happy Summer, and have a great weekend, Justice Bloggers...
Ann Coulter ROCKS!!!!
Sorry, wrong link
Roger, you are so forceful and manly. I am shaking in my boots.
Your friend,
Al
Karl Rove & Dick Cheney ROCK!!!!
Ann has them, I know that's true!
Woooo!
Karl and Dick have only one each left, that's right!
I made sure of that!
Roger, that is the American way? Silence anyone you don't agree with?
By the way, where is Fitz?
So sad that none of the Fitz Maniac's pipe dreams have come true. Disappointment after disappointment, oh the horror. No new target letters, indictments or black fridays for neocons. How sad.
Anonymous Al -
Since they raised the enlistmnet age to 42, may be you could go to Iraq and put your money where your mouth is....I'm trying to convince my girls to go but they'd rather party...
Hi guys and happy summer to all.
Now the GOP stopped the voting to bring our troops home saying we have to stay and win News out Iraq President want US troops out now. So much for the GOP. I guess the US went to far by arresting a religious leader was enough. Now the US has torture, killed and put people in jail without charges/leaving them there for life wasn't enough. Poor Cheney first he has to leave Iraq and now the world business leaders learn the US is spying on their money issues. Well for those who didn't know the plan was to see who is investing in what and could some friends of the Bush group do buy outs if the companies have problems. It's just the way we do things here in the US spying and takeover of business to build a US monopoly. Yes Cheney is upset not by our troops dying but now the world knows Cheney's been spying on them too.
Jackie, you must really hate the counry you live in. Even the majority of Democrats will not vote to set a premature timetable for bringing our troops home. Defeat is not an option in the War on Terror.
Anon-
Since you are feeling so strongly in support of this was (which still has not been declared 'war") why don't YOU enlist?
How old is Anne Coulter?
I'm also trying to get Jeb's kids to Iraq. And Lauren is too busy modeling - now that's patriotic!
Hi Mr. Evil nice try but here's the up date on the GOP vote.
Maliki's Master Plan
A national reconciliation plan for Iraq calls for a timetable for withdrawal of U.S. troops and, controversially, amnesty for insurgents who attacked American and Iraqi soldiers. MSNBC news.
Sorry Mr. Evil I guess the President of Iraq is not standing with his leader Bush/Cheney.
I know that your not happy with that news report but stuff happens.
Al Rogers aka Dickless would never enlist. He is king of the chickenhawks.
A true piece of worthless slime.
This is from a previous thread...Everyone, please google 'Netvocates'...these guys are sell outs working out of a call center.
"Anonymous said...
no humor intended. that's a real federal prosecutor cant you tell? one who spends his days and nights searching articles and making constant minute to minute comments here.
but that in itself is a funny thought. :D"
The real crime is the fact that Anon is being paid by our tax dollars to disrupt this thread on behalf of the boyking...not that Biloxi blogs. Can you say 'Netvocates'?
God Save America
Dang, yew jest caught me boy.
I know, Sling.
I'm sorry that you get a reduced hourly wage because they hired you through Good Will.
Having said that, Good Will is doing a wonderful thing by training and providing employment for the handi-capable.
Ah boycott Good Will Inderstrees.
They moved in and done killed off"n the small biznersez in muh town.
Sling, in words that I know you understand..pshaw.
Oh...and I am especially glad that you have graduated from lawn mower engine repair.
It's a promotion!
Newsweek--
June 24, 2006 - A timetable for withdrawal of occupation troops from Iraq. Amnesty for all insurgents who attacked U.S. and Iraqi military targets. Release of all security detainees from U.S. and Iraqi prisons. Compensation for victims of coalition military operations.
Yes, Jackie, you are so correct! Looks the Iraqi leader is going to lay out his plan tomorrow to get the U.S. troops out.
Those asshats will do anything to try and stay in power! Including putting the impetus on the Iraqi's to determine the timeline.
Well, regardless, our soldiers will come home from the occupation.
Who brought that group Blackwater into this country? Does anyone know? How many of these security companies operate in Iraq, who runs them and do they employ?
Evil Evil what happen everythings going wrong here's your new headline.
Iraqi government outvotes U.S. Senate
How can this be we gave them everything we appointed their President why oh why do they want us to leave now. Is it because we arrested their religious leader or is it because Saddam will return to power or is it because we've run low on money Evil what happen evildoers always win right? Oh God stepped in no contest. Well Evil you still have the Boyz in the Hood aka Al Qeada wannabes to talk about by the way these guys thought jihad was a rap record but you knew that.
Once the Dems take back the House and Senate in November, perhaps we can get this country back on track. You know, things in this country that have gone down the toilet in the past 5 1/2 years!
Things that come to mind are:
Education, jobs, roads, national healthcare, a strong economy, etc. Things that Americans tax dollars should be going to..for the benefit of all Americans!
Maybe it was going to be revealed who is killing our troops, supplying the IEDs, killing innocent Iraqis, stirring up up most of the trouble in Iraq?
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Withdrawing American troops from Iraq would embolden terrorists and leave the United States and its allies vulnerable to new attacks, Vice President Dick Cheney said Thursday.
Dick is the MAN!!! Dick has balls!!!!
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The House voted Thursday to cut taxes on inherited estates and relieve thousands of heirs from paying tax collectors beginning next decade.
By LIZ SIDOTI
Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON
The GOP-controlled Senate on Thursday rejected Democratic calls to start withdrawing U.S. troops from Iraq by year's end, as the two parties sought to define their election-year positions on a war that has grown increasingly unpopular.
"Withdrawal is not an option. Surrender is not a solution," declared Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist of Tennessee, who characterized Democrats as defeatists wanting to abandon Iraq before the mission is complete.
In an 86-13 vote, the Senate turned back a proposal from some Democrats to require the administration to withdraw all combat troops from Iraq by July 1, 2007, with redeployments beginning this year. No Republicans voted in favor of the plan.
Minutes later, the Senate rejected by 60-39 the proposal more popular with Democrats, a nonbinding resolution that to urge the administration to begin withdrawing troops, but with no timetable for the war's end.
Ann Coulter is the WoMAN!!!!!!
Despite Its Unpopularity, Iraq War Hurts Democrats, Helps GOP in Congress
by Robert Novak
Posted Jun 22, 2006
As each house of Congress began its own Iraq War debate, the unpopular war continued to have the curious effect of hurting those it should help, and helping those it should hurt. Democrats may be accused of wanting to "cut and run" in Iraq, but the fact is that they "broke and ran" in the debate.
The Republican advantage here comes with the recent death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, and the discovery of intelligence information that suggests al Qaeda feels it is losing in Iraq.
On the Senate side, Democrats blundered themselves into a minefield, with Republicans bringing up the actual resolution as proposed by Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) to withdraw from Iraq by the end of 2006. This was a resolution that some in the press had laughably said would put pressure on Republicans, but Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) seized the opportunity by proposing it himself. The Doves were slaughtered in a 93-to-6 tabling vote, with Kerry among the six. Inexplicably, the Democrats pressed for more punishment by discussing resolutions with later withdrawal dates -- equally unhelpful to them. The vote benefits Kerry in his quest for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination, but it hurts the caucus with its base.
On the House side, things were scarcely better, as Republicans were the ones bringing their own resolution. Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) took center stage, again denouncing the Republicans' "stay the course" war resolution as a political stunt. (More on Murtha below.) The problem: Forty-two of Murtha's fellow Democrats ended up supporting the "political stunt," including almost every member facing a difficult re-election this year, such as Representatives Jim Marshall (D-Ga.), John Barrow (D-Ga.), Leonard Boswell (D-Iowa), Melissa Bean (D-Ill.), John Spratt (D-S.C.). This House vote turned into a rout -- a real embarrassment for the Democrats -- due to the large number of defectors.
Once again at center stage is Democrats' timidity over Iraq, which one would expect to be as good an election issue as they could ever invent against the Republicans and President Bush. The Iraq War is apparently unpopular and Americans supposedly want the troops to come home -- yet Democrats feel so little confidence that this will translate into election victories that they cannot be persuaded to adopt a consistent anti-war position. Even as Democrats are too divided to embrace the long end of the stick, Republicans are eager and united to embrace the short end. Do they believe that weariness with the war is as shallow as support for it once was -- that just as it waxed and has now waned, support for the campaign in Iraq could wax with sufficient success? Or that the bad feeling about the war is not strongly felt?
Murtha's role in this drama continues to smack of opportunism, particularly since his announcement of candidacy for majority leader. His suggestion on NBC's "Meet the Press" last Sunday that troops could be "redeployed" to Okinawa -- about 6,000 nautical miles from the theater's landing points in Kuwait and Bahrain -- became somewhat unrealistic when he asserted, incorrectly, that troops could be brought back quickly if needed. In fact, the transit time alone would be 11 days by boat plus a few days over land for a Marine Expeditionary Unit, and that doesn't count the desert preparation that would be required for redeployment to the Middle East. Murtha's answer embarrassed Democratic House members who would not dream of publicly criticizing the 74-year-old war veteran.
Anon your betting a dead horse I'll show you again it happen while you were sleeping
Iraqi government outvotes U.S. Senate
Iraq is setting a timetable to send out troops home and they will release those in jail who killed American troops. You and Cheney have to wake up the puppets are kicking you out of their country. And remember the trillion you spend invading Iraq you get nothing back not a dime. The smart wise President Bush said they don't have to pay the United States anything. Let's just say Bush/Cheney/Rmmmy/Connie lose and Iraq and the middle east win.
Murtha has worked to make himself the hero of the party's anti-war wing, and as a social conservative, it is something he can especially afford to do. But before November he had kept a low profile ever since being an unindicted co-conspirator in the Abscam investigation 26 years ago, in which he agreed to testify against popular Rep. Frank Thompson (D-N.J.). Of eight members of Congress on videotape being offered bribes by a phony Arab sheik, Murtha was the only one who did not take the cash -- but he did express interest in further negotiations while bragging about his political influence. His testimony created lifelong enemies in the Democratic cloakroom.
Today, Murtha wears his Vietnam combat record like a suit of armor, using it to disqualify adversaries who have not tasted combat, which includes the vast majority of Congress.
A significant but little-remarked rebuke of the Bush Administration on the topic of Iraq, meanwhile, came when the Senate unanimously approved of a demand that the war be budgeted for in the normal budget process.
WASHINGTON (CNN) - In an effort to track the flow of terrorist money in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, the Treasury Department obtained data from an international cooperative that transmits information between financial institutions worldwide, both the department and the cooperative said.
Speaking at a press conference Friday, Treasury Secretary John Snow insisted the program was "consistent with our democratic values" and "an important source of information about global financial flows."
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards' 2004 presidential campaign and a donor were fined Thursday for soliciting and accepting illegal contributions.
The Federal Election Commission also cited other violations of the Federal Election Campaign Act. Fines totaled $59,500.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney said a secret program allowing U.S. officials to examine thousands of private banking records around the world was a legal and "absolutely essential" weapon in the war on terror, the New York Times reported on Saturday.
E-mails detail Abramoff requests, contacts By JOHN SOLOMON, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 56 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Wanted: Face time with President Bush or top adviser Karl Rove. Suggested donation: $100,000. The middleman: lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Blunt e-mails that connect money and access in Washington show that prominent Republican activist Grover Norquist facilitated some administration contacts for Abramoff's clients while the lobbyist simultaneously solicited those clients for large donations to Norquist's tax-exempt group.
Ann Coulter is the conservative Michael Moore except she tells the truth and Moore has to make it up.
No new target letters, no indictments and no black fridays for Neocons. Go Figure.
SYDNEY, Australia - A 176-year-old tortoise believed to be one of the world’s oldest living creatures has died in an Australian zoo.
The giant tortoise, known as Harriet, died at the Queensland-based Australia Zoo owned by “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin and his wife Terri. Irwin said he considered Harriet a member of the family.
Is Dick Cheney trying or other assorted greedy evil-doers trying to get their hands on some money that is due the American people?
Is that what he's trying to "find"?
S-Q just knocked you out with one punch Evil.
With the email, not the turtle.
Anonymous said...
"WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Withdrawing American troops from Iraq would embolden terrorists and leave the United States and its allies vulnerable to new attacks, Vice President Dick Cheney said Thursday.
Dick is the MAN!!! Dick has balls!!!! "
Bu..bu..but...we got to bring 'em home to fight the homegrown variety!! Like the masterminds of terror, the Miami 7!
And here I thought we were going to fight them over there, so we wouldn't have to fight them over here.
Oh wait a minute, the Miami 7 were an excercise for the FB of Ia-uh to show Amurka how Al-Queda can influence a group to become full-on terrorists, and how they can stop 'em too!!
That durn Cheney is shore smart! Him and Rummy are the bees knees!
Anonymous said...
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The House voted Thursday to cut taxes on inherited estates and relieve thousands of heirs from paying tax collectors beginning next decade.
Paris Hilton needs another kinkajou. Please donate today!
Anonymous said...
Ann Coulter is the WoMAN!!!!!!
What unit was she in? Where was she deployed? I keep forgetting....
Lt. Ehren Watada fulfills pledge to refuse illegal Iraq deployment; Under confinement without charge
http://thankyoult.live.radicaldesigns.org//index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=41&Itemid=1
Fort Lewis, Washington (June 22, 2006) - U.S. Army First Lieutenant Ehren K. Watada reported to duty at 2:00 a.m. early this morning, Thursday, June 22nd and refused orders to move to the adjacent McChord Air Force Base to prepare to fly to Iraq. Lt. Watada believes that the war and occupation in Iraq are illegal, and thus participation in the war is also illegal. At this time he has been restricted to base and has been ordered to have no communication with non-military personnel.
http://www.thankyoult.org/
Please google Ernie Fletcher, R-KY.
He's a swell dude. Senator Mitch McConnell is his mentor. Mitch brought him up right.
If you do not find anything under Ernie Fletcher, R-KY, try Indicted Governor Ernie Fletcher, R-KY.
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Folks!
Happy Saturday!
I was on assignment today. Very busy for me. I did hear about the eviction notice that we are served to get out of Iraq! I guess the Gerbil's plan is foiling.. He will be yearning the bottle again. Poor sap! The welcome mat in Iraq is about to come to an end!
Roger,
Don't worry about the nimrod and unemployed troll, Al! That's his M.O. to spread around the koolaid propaganda from the GOP bobbleheads.. And the Florida voting fraud will be exposed and the germ will get caught. I just hope Fitzgerald can use a camera phone to take a photo of Al the roach when they haul his unemployed ass to prison! Keep up the faith Roger. You are awesone!
Cheers!
Anonymous said...
Ann Coulter is the conservative Michael Moore except she tells the truth and Moore has to make it up.
No she's not, what documentaries has she won Oscar's for? She is just a D-level hate monger that has commandeered the airwaves like Rush and that idiot, Hannity.
Your facts stink.
Anonymous said...
Murtha has worked to make himself the hero of the party's anti-war wing, and as a social conservative, it is something he can especially afford to do. But before November he had kept a low profile ever since being an unindicted co-conspirator in the Abscam investigation 26 years ago, in which he agreed to testify against popular Rep. Frank Thompson (D-N.J.). Of eight members of Congress on videotape being offered bribes by a phony Arab sheik, Murtha was the only one who did not take the cash -- but he did express interest in further negotiations while bragging about his political influence. His testimony created lifelong enemies in the Democratic cloakroom.
Today, Murtha wears his Vietnam combat record like a suit of armor, using it to disqualify adversaries who have not tasted combat, which includes the vast majority of Congress.
A significant but little-remarked rebuke of the Bush Administration on the topic of Iraq, meanwhile, came when the Senate unanimously approved of a demand that the war be budgeted for in the normal budget process.
7:09 PM
And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. More rightwing propaganda.
Charlie Brown's Teacher said that Anonymous said...
WASHINGTON (CNN) - In an effort to track the flow of terrorist money in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, the Treasury Department obtained data from an international cooperative that transmits information between financial institutions worldwide, both the department and the cooperative said.
Speaking at a press conference Friday, Treasury Secretary John Snow insisted the program was "consistent with our democratic values" and "an important source of information about global financial flows."
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Folks,
More news:
This article is going out to the ladies: Jan Fallon, Chimpcoulter, Night Owl, and other female Fitzbloggers. I have to ask this question: Would you donate a $100,000 for a date with the Gerbil or Porkrind??? Hold that thought!
E-Mails Detail Abramoff Requests, Contacts
WASHINGTON (AP) - Wanted: Face time with President Bush or top adviser Karl Rove. Suggested donation: $100,000. The middleman: lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Blunt e-mails that connect money and access in Washington show that prominent Republican activist Grover Norquist facilitated some administration contacts for Abramoff's clients while the lobbyist simultaneously solicited those clients for large donations to Norquist's tax-exempt group.
Those who were solicited or landed administration introductions included foreign figures and American Indian tribes, according to e-mails gathered by Senate investigators and federal prosecutors or obtained independently by The Associated Press.
"Can the tribes contribute $100,000 for the effort to bring state legislatures and those tribal leaders who have passed Bush resolutions to Washington?" Norquist wrote Abramoff in one such e-mail in July 2002.
"When I have funding, I will ask Karl Rove for a date with the president. Karl has already said 'yes' in principle and knows you organized this last time and hope to this year," Norquist wrote in the e-mail.
http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2F%2Farticle%2F20060624%2FD8IEOTT80.html
Now, laugh gals!
"S-Q just knocked you out with one punch Evil."
I'm sure she could cjt if she put all her weight behind it.
SPB:
Are you kidding? I would rather go see the dead 176-year-old tortoise that died today! At least it had some personality and it was cute! :)
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Ha Ha! S-Q! I read that article and I couldn't resist to post it for the ladies to see their reaction. I am sure that other gals on the blog will make some comical comments. I showed the article for my lady and she replied to me that if Bush and Rove were the last men on this earth to choose from, she would choose to be a nun! LMAO!
Honestly, SPB, I've never known a Republican man that had a decent personality or was good looking! But one thing they all seemed to have was the thought that THEY were THE MAN!!
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush is pushing Congress to give him more authority to slice and dice the budget, an idea that's popular with conservatives who think the White House needs more muscle to restrict federal spending.
"Under the current system, many lawmakers are able to insert funding for pet projects into large spending bills," Bush said in his Saturday radio address.
That's true, S-Q!
This article takes the cake. Would Jack Bauer want to work for the current DHS?
Chertoff Says Homeland Security No '24'
WASHINGTON (AP) - Take it from Michael Chertoff: The Homeland Security Department is no "24." Chertoff, the department's secretary, said Friday he doesn't have a way-cool, state-of-the-art Counter Terrorist Unit like the one on the Fox TV show. Bad guys aren't foiled on an hourly basis. And not everybody is romantically involved with co-workers.
Agreed Heritage's James Jay Carafano: "If we're waiting for Washington to do something before we can start saving lives, we're all going to die."
http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2F%2Farticle%2F20060624%2FD8IE8VL00.html
And Cheroff is right. DHS is no T.V. show "24." And there is no a single Jack Bauer employed at DHS! IF anyone is waiting for DHS to save their lives, your best bet is to look for the fictional character, Jack Bauer, to save the day!
FYI-
Russ Feingold will be on "Meet The Press" tomorrow morning.
Sunday, June 25
Sen. Russ Feingold, D-WI, on the Iraq war & his potential candidacy for the White House in 2008.
We may be ugly and without a lot of BS, but we are in the majority and we stand for truth, justice and the American way. Personally I'm rather attractive and witty to boot. I guess I'm not your normal Conservative. I attribute my good looks and personality to just being blessed.
Me Too!!
Russ Feingold doesn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell of being President of the United States. Even most of his Democratic colleagues shy away from his radical views.
If anon. is Evil Al, he is full of shit.
I heard that all the bears left Alaska recently...they saw Al in the woods and it scared the hello out of them!!
I wouldn't go to see them if THEY PAID ME 10 billion dollars...
At 30 billion maybe I'll take a picture with them but I would have to keep the picture and negatives...
Oh and I'd have to disavow them if anyone asked me if that happened..
Oh and I'd want to be paid in Gold instead of Federal Reserve Bank notes just in case...
When(not if) these goons all go down it's gonna be a HUUUGE scandal the likes have never been seen in the History of the United States!
Democrats, Republicans, and Independends are gonna hope that we can salvage a government after that...
So I say to the Republicans to be carefull who you're cheering for because I'm quivering at what both parties are complicitly doing up there..
Intuition is a good thing and that's
why God gave it to you...so follow
what your gut is telling you and
stop gloating...
My gut is telling me that as a Nation we're in a heap of trouble folks...
It might be good to focus on a Summer instead of that!
Al will whine and tell you that Clinton made his life living hell but secretly he is probably pushing for Hillary to win, why is that?
I am looking forward to hear Mr. Feingold tomorrow on Meet the Press.
Here is the quote of the day from Darth Cheney:
"What I find most disturbing about these stories is that some of the news media take it upon themselves to disclose vital national security programs, thereby making it more difficult for us to prevent future attacks against the American people," Cheney said. "That offends me."
And NO-DOZ Cheney missed the part about how he and his flunkie, the smurf, violated national security by leaking classified NIE to the reporters! And let's not forget King Gerbil who declassified documents on July 18, 2003. This was 4 days after Novak's article. Who is kidding who here? NY Times and LA Times rock!
Americans Resorting to last resort Privacy methods..
New Privacy Underground Methods
I only stopped laughing long enough to post this... *rofl*
"Oh and I'd have to disavow them if anyone asked me if that happened"
Or you can say that you have the Gilligan's defense or you can say that it was your evil twin, Chuck, who took the dough...
Biloxi,
Naw, the Gilligan defense is for evildoers, I'll take the Chuck angle..
he he he.. *thumbs*
Calif. pelicans held on suspicion of being drunk
LOS ANGELES, June 24 — Four pelicans suspected of being drunk on sea algae were being tested at a Southern California wildlife center Saturday after one of them crashed headlong into a car.
Three of the California brown pelicans were found wandering dazed in the streets of Laguna Beach after another pelican struck a vehicle's windshield on a nearby coast road.
global evilfighter-- Aww geez, monitor alert! Coffee cleans one's monitor well, LMAO!!
$100,000 for a "date" with Dubya / Rove? Thanks for the laugh! Would rather watch Feingold on Meet the Press:)
global evildoer fighter:
Good choice! Let's leave the Gilligan's defense to the evil doers involved in the leak case. This way the nice prosecutor can do a clean sweep of indictments and convictions. I would love for Fitz to have a camera phone and snap a photo when Porkrind and Big Dick Cheney are indicted and convicted. I want to see their reactions. That should be a good Kodak moment to remember!
Biloxi,
Baron Harkonen's heart would give out at that moment while scrambling for a Jail deferment and Air-Conditioning OTIS would start crying right there and then..
http://www.workingtv.com/parenti.html
Listening to this guy's lecture at a church...too bad more people didn't listen him earlier.
Talks about Poppy, too.
Global Evildoer Fighter...
funny pics...agree with SPB, would rather see indictment pics!
global evildoer fighter;
That was too funny! You are so right! I couldn't see Big Dick Cheney in prison without the A/C. God forbid, that would kill him. Let's not forget the Perrier bottle. And he would have an absolute growl when the C.O. informed him in his cell that he is only getting tap water!
teak, not anymore, I just took a dump. Conservatives have more fun because they aren't so uptight and are willing to let Liberals make fools of themselves and merely chuckle. Ain't life grand?
Kiswrite, Teak,
That's how to keep the Paparazzi from watching you type out a conviction on the PC...
..or to prevent the press from watching you listen to a podcast of the Judge's instructions on how to proceed in a case. (In reality it's a football game)
Privacy Scarf
:) :) :)
I've read non stop predictions of target letters, indictments and black fridays for neocons without even a parking ticket for Rove or Cheney. Go Figure. Instead Liberals are salivating about Feingold appearing on Meet the Press where he will most likely come off sounding like an extremist. Extremist don't get elected President of the USA. Ralph Nader would most likely be victorious running against the far Left Feingold.
Global Evildoer Fighter:
ROFL! LOL!
Lesson: Don't eat strawberries when reading Global Evildoer Fighter posts!!
Biloxi,
Oh sorry I forgot...
Disclaimer: Don't eat strawberries while clicking on my links..
;)
Global Evildoer Fighter...
lol...interesting idea!
s-q...
drunk pelican pics would be great!
"Disclaimer: Don't eat strawberries while clicking on my links" Now, what happens if I eat a Krispy Kreme donut?
Global Evildoer Fighter:
If I were to wear one of those "privacy scarves" in public, would I possibly be mistaken for a homegrown terrorist?
Probably so, S-Q! If I were you, I wouldn't look for the DHS to bail you out. Call Jack Bauer!
Biloxi,
That disclaimer doesn't include the "flying saucer clause"...Donuts are notorious for aerodynamic flight...
:)
___________________-
s-q,
You need to wear a blonde wig and spray paint your skin with dayglo white to avoid being arrested...
If they ask you your name you say John Smith or Jane Doe! ;)
Well, okay then, I won't wear one. Besides it would be a little warm for me..since it's 110 degrees here! LOL
s-q,
If you make an opening and you duct tape an ice-cube to a small fan, you could have the A/C version...
However,blank vacuous stares from the public are another matter... ;)
Hmm...I tried that but the ice cube melted before I could get it taped to the fan!
Any more ideas? By the way, we also have a dust storm coming...so the visibility will be difficult. But I am open to suggestions.
global evildoer fighter:
That's not goingto help her in Arizona. 110 degrees? I couldn't handle that weather.. I would be the bear and hibernate in the house. That's too much heat! Keep cool, S-Q!
S-Q,
We have problems every which way. we have floods, hurricanes, fires, tornadoes, droughts, earthquakes, and maybe a Tsunami.. I don't what to tell you S-Q! My suggestion: look for real estate on another planet and get the best bid because the Gerbil is screwing this earth so bad that I think the animals will move to another planet first!
s-q,
Yikes...Arizona is hot..
I remember driving by it awhile back on my way to Mexifornia...
I went to wash my face in the lavatory at a stop and I could swear that water was about 32 degrees cold.
When I told the attendant he said that because its so hot outside, that 80 degree water feels like ice water..
I was in shock with my mouth open...
________________
Uhh, let's see..try duct taping a whole 5lb bag of ice to your head and put on a hazmat suit for the dust...
Click
geez...
SPBL
Yes, the global warming is a major concern!! It seems to be getting hotter and hotter here...too early!
Of course, I am indoors where it is cool. Too hot outdoors.
Global Evildoer Fighter:
When you come up with a solution for me, let me know, ok? LOL!
Anyone notice all the pictures in the press of Laura are looking down at the ground ?
Pucker up Gerbil boo..
___________
"Instead Liberals are salivating about Feingold appearing on Meet the Press where he will most likely come off sounding like an extremist. Extremist don't get elected President of the USA. Ralph Nader would most likely be victorious running against the far Left Feingold."
Mr. Russert! Thank you for checking in!
Uhh, let's see..try duct taping a whole 5lb bag of ice to your head and put on a hazmat suit for the dust...
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Okay, that works! But I think I might look a little silly when I go grocery shopping!! LOL!
Ain't life grand? Gerbil THE MAN! Gerbil got Shug. And Shug has her boo! They are peas and carrots in that pic! I feel a tear coming down my eye for the two lovebirds! I wonder if the two of them will be in the US Weekly magazine as the next Pitt and Jolie.
the Bush/Condi pics are hilarious, when are we going to see Laura and her new love?
s-q,
LOL! Hey, it's a solution, I never
said it was fashionable.. ;)
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Biloxi,
Reminds me of MAD TV's
long running skid...
"LOWERED EXPECTATIONS!" ;)
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Sizzling Summer Solstice to All!
global evildoer fighter;
When the truth comes out about Shug/Gerbil/Robotic Laura saga, the Gerbil will get a dose of public scrunity of extramarital affairs like Bill Clinton. What makes it worse for the Gerbil is that he crawled back into the WH for the second term on moral values. All of those rides on the chitlin circuit that he did in the red states with his bullhorn to promote moral values will be a shock to those red states who voted for him. And I wonder if there will be an independent counsel called in to investigate a possible impeachment hearing for the Gerbil for doing the dime job on Shug! And you know what? They open that door to Clinton so why not to the Gerbil!
LOL
..thanks :)gals&guys...breaks the ice here...humour rocks
A Sommer
solstice la vista to all
Biloxi,
Yep, on their quest to defame Clinton, they opened up a pandora's box of acceptable litigation. You can't pull a double standard now, the American people will hang them in the rafters if they try...
Look up Laura...
Disgraced First now Second Lady)..
Uhh, let's see..try duct taping a whole 5lb bag of ice to your head and put on a hazmat suit for the dust...
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I am wondering how that is going to work for me, when I get in the pool!! I mean the 5lb bag of ice on top of my head would look okay but the hazmat suit might make me sink to the bottom of my pool! LOL!!
oops... wrong link..
Here it is...
Disgraced Second Lady
Shug is saying to Gerbil:
"Husband, do you need to take a bathroom break?"
s-q,
Davy Jones Locker Solution
Ok, buy a box of straws and glue them together in case you fall in the pool(keep that with you)...
Oh and make sure that the two ends of the straw aren't blocked...
You might need to take a breath now and then as you call for help through the tube..
"bloop...help..."
;)
The Austria Encounter...
Left to Right: Robot, Gerbil, Shug
CLICK IMAGE
Helping Laura in..
CLICK IMAGE2
Why is it taking so long for the MSM to get the Condi/Dubya saga out? The Red States are going to be Red Faced over this one!
Okay, I will give that a try tomorrow and I will let you know how it goes! I will take my laptop with me...and blog while testing the new hazmat suit at the bottom of the pool! LOL!
(I forgot to say LOL earlier on a couple of my posts and SPB probably thought I was serious. He warned me to always say LOL when I am kidding. With my sense of humour, sometimes it is hard to tell...)
SBP--for the $100,000 question, I have friends who know Rove, Cheney, and Hastert. I do not want anything from them, so I could meet them for free. People only pay money to meet people when they really want something.
My schedule is a little tight--I'm sure I will be busy on any day those guys are around. ;-)
s-q,
I'm sure you'll have wonderfull stories to tell especially when the Clorinator floats by and makes that bloopy sound.."blooop"..
..and when the pool guy starts cleaning it and sees you at the bottom, take a picture of his
face with your digital cam...
I wanna see that expression!!
Click Image
G'night all! ;)
SPB, et al
"Would you donate a $100,000 for a date with the Gerbil or Porkrind???"
Good question, SPB. After careful thought...
I would donate $100,000 if Shug would run off with Shrub to Pakistan to cohabitate with Osama bin Laden and carry on with their threesome...
I would donate $100,000 for Jeff Gannon to pick up his girlfriend, Porkrind and take him to Pakistan for a meetup with Dumbya & Condi...
If given $100,000, I might go over to George Clooney's house and fix his computer...but don't tell my wonderful husband because I really love him.
LOL
Folks,
Great comments for the evening!
Chimpcoulter: I wouldn't tell your husbband. And, make sure you have your aids shots when you give the money!
Global evildoer fighter:
You and your photos of Shug and Gerbil. And robotic Laura looks like a cross between the joker and Stepford Wives. And the pic of Laura looking down. Her chip malfunctioned. The Gerbil didn't have time to fix it!
Night Owl: "People only pay money to meet people when they really want something." And that's true!
And Looking for Ms. Goodbar Miller surely gave free samples to the smurf for a scoop. And they both weren't exactly reading the bible when the smurf met with Miller several times! They both got what they wanted: Miller: a scoop and the smurf: a dime job!
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