Jul 15, 2006
About Me
- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
44 Comments:
This site Rocks, Glad you liked the "Satire".....
lol...
bleu cheese will keep the mosquitos and the evildoers away!
I was a former Fitz fan but am coming around to your way of thinking. Can't wait to see what you do with the Salah trial in October.
Nice suit and tie, but Jackie probably should receive the compliment.
;-)
Good for you nailing the bums for outdated products, that stuff goes on all the time. The red french (catalina) makes good marinade sauce for grilling k-bobs.
Bleu Cheese is yummy, too. Put some on your bug bites, it might help with itching and keep the evil away.
OMG LMAO...
Do you think they want you to hold up on the salad dressing prosecutions?
love me some satire...
especially love the white straws coming out of the mouths...
Fitz is is one HOT Irish MAN- isn't he girls? :)
Jan, don't get me started!
;-)
ps- everyone's hot today in Chicago
fussbudget,
"evryone's hot today in Chicago"
Then Pat must be special HOT today!
Pics you should'nt miss...
pixwit.com
Putin Tells Bush Russia Doesn't Need a Democracy Like Iraq's
``We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy as they have in Iraq, I will tell you quite honestly,'' Putin shot back.
``Just wait,'' retorted Bush.
Hi T:
Did you say you are going back to D.C. again next week? You mentioned Senator Kerry was going to help, is that why you have to go back?
It is all a misunderstanding between Putin and Bush as to what kind of democracy Russia should have. Here is one version.
I think that is one kind of democracy to which Bush could relate.
>;-)
Where is SPB when he is so needed. . . . ;-)
Night Owl,
SPB is away till Monday. I think he put on his Super Hero outfit on and went to go do good.
I say that just cause I like to think of guys in tights hahahahhahahha!
Jan:
Depends on who is wearing them! LOL
Who?
S-Q,
YES! Hey, like your new pic. You are always evolving- I love it :)
Hi s-q,
In two weeks, and you can bet I'll be following up;-) I have more of them to give reports to and insist they do something concrete about it. I spent alot of time really lobbying against the war-armed with facts. Getting them to defend it-well,they aren't good at it, I can tell you that!
Hey Fitz, try Shower to shower sport powder or something like that for the heat.
DC was sooo hot, s-q you would see women wearing black pant suits-don't know how they did it. I was ready to faint walking a block and half in a summer suit:-)
G'night
T,
I am thinking Fitz might be refering to all those folks who are breaking out in hives and such... I hope- from too much proof of graf.
Jan:
Thanks! I finally got the animations to work...very simple, actually, but I had to find one that wasn't too big!
T:
I know the heat must have been horrible with the high humidity there! We hit around 115 today but the humidity was around 13%...not bad in comparison to D.C. I am sure.
Al Roker is the weather man!
Did I miss the humor? I mean they called Fitz a lapdog for Rove and Cheney.
Fitz is not a lapdog.
He's too HOT.
Who'd want something that hot on their lap :)... OOP! Let me rethink that :)
Anon @ 1:03:
Well, I am the Fitz weather girl. Better watch out, I might do the traffic report next! LOL
Now, that's funny.
The traffic on the information highway is light tonight. No expected crashes or detours...
just a few late night lost individuals wandering through cyberspace! :)
Short update from the Bush visit in Germany from a citizen of Stralsund
"I'm from Stralsund and unfortunately I had to witness the hole bullshit"
"So, all around the old market all windows had to remain closed and the residents got an offical letter telling them to either leave their houses for the period of 3 days or remain completly locked inside and stay away from any window."
"The hole town was completly swarmed with Police, Boarder Control, Custom Agents, Army... it took me half an hour to pass a way that usually doesn't take more than 5min"
"The complete cost of that insanity was 20 Million Euro (25 Million USD)which could have better been invested in our rotting youth education system"
"By the end he didn't even walk through Stralsund but only out of the car into the city hall and back into the car."
http://www.thestraights.com/index.htm
Abuse against children and corrupting the voting process. Brainwashing. Mel Sembler.
Waterflake,
Bush has all his excreta packed and shipped back home. If it helps, consider the savings in Euros to Germanys waste water and sewage treatment systems.
Waterflake, I am sorry all your folks in Germany had to put up with the expense and nuisance.
I hope the locals in Germany were nice to the Secret Service. Those guys are very, very well dressed but they have no sense of humor.
Here is a little on the Russian G8 nuisance experience:
G8 Preparations , although some of that is in fun. Most of that is in fun, especially the special section on why the Brits should be kicked out of the G8.
Putin is not going to like it that Russia was not allowed into the WTO. I wonder what he has in store for Bush as a surprise later in the visit. ;-) Maybe another locked door like the Chinese. Shug got her 'private' meeting broadcast when she was last there.
Elees. It's quite true.
"Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House 'toilet security' (TOILSEC), which has Austrians talking the most. The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
"In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered 'state secrets.' The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader. During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.
"Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com
/paul-krassner/excrement
-in-the-news_b_24536.html
I bet the current president of Ukraine wished he had a food taster before he got poisoned by dioxin .
Hi everybody,
YOU have nothing to be sorry about you folks have to deal with him everyday - at least we just had him for a couple of days.
The sad part is that WE (the people didn't and don't wont him.
However what pisses us of most is that this was a private invitation from our chancelor Angela Merkel - neither the government nor the county of Mecklenburg Vorpommern invited Bush.
still the tax payer has to digg out 20 Mill for the fancy of our good for nothing head of state - shame on both of them!
I'll look up a link of some picks and will post it here for you to see!
eleese - Heavens forbid - the Gerbil cloned!!!!!
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Here we go - click and scroll to the bottom for some pictures
Ann Coulter Rocks!!!! Al Rogers/Rodgers is the MAN!!! No new target letters, no new indictments and no black fridays for Neocons. Just one old stale indictment for a man with a bad memory. Was it really worth the time and money spent Mr. Fitzgerald?
waterflake
10:12 AM
Have you seen, Bushit drinking beer on barbecue ?
Hi Dreamsoldier,
Nope, haven't seen them!
s-q I like your picture profile ;-)
Bush drinking beer
T:
Thanks! Variety is the spice of life! LOL
Roger:
Thanks for all the info! Harris is so disgusting and I hope she falls flat on her silly face!!
How did she get so involved with the Bush clan? How did that begin?
I see she has a connection to Tom Feeney!!
Katherine Harris
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