Jul 15, 2006

Happy Fitz of July..?


Read the rest of the satire

I am a bleu cheese or French dressing man myself.


Blogger H.L. said...

This site Rocks, Glad you liked the "Satire".....

5:27 PM  
Anonymous kiswrite said...


bleu cheese will keep the mosquitos and the evildoers away!

5:29 PM  
Blogger ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha said...

What those two men did was disgusting and I hope they get put away for years!
And I thought you looked kind of like a Roquefort kind of guy...

5:43 PM  
Anonymous jab said...

I was a former Fitz fan but am coming around to your way of thinking. Can't wait to see what you do with the Salah trial in October.

6:40 PM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

Nice suit and tie, but Jackie probably should receive the compliment.


6:50 PM  
Blogger teak said...

Good for you nailing the bums for outdated products, that stuff goes on all the time. The red french (catalina) makes good marinade sauce for grilling k-bobs.

Bleu Cheese is yummy, too. Put some on your bug bites, it might help with itching and keep the evil away.

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Cess, Pool, & Drayne said...


Do you think they want you to hold up on the salad dressing prosecutions?

love me some satire...

especially love the white straws coming out of the mouths...

7:58 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Fitz is is one HOT Irish MAN- isn't he girls? :)

8:05 PM  
Anonymous fussbudget said...

Jan, don't get me started!

ps- everyone's hot today in Chicago

8:28 PM  
Blogger jan said...


"evryone's hot today in Chicago"

Then Pat must be special HOT today!

8:41 PM  
Anonymous kiswrite said...

Pics you should'nt miss...


9:00 PM  
Blogger t said...

Putin Tells Bush Russia Doesn't Need a Democracy Like Iraq's

``We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy as they have in Iraq, I will tell you quite honestly,'' Putin shot back.

``Just wait,'' retorted Bush.

9:43 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Hi T:
Did you say you are going back to D.C. again next week? You mentioned Senator Kerry was going to help, is that why you have to go back?

9:54 PM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

It is all a misunderstanding between Putin and Bush as to what kind of democracy Russia should have. Here is one version.

I think that is one kind of democracy to which Bush could relate.

Where is SPB when he is so needed. . . . ;-)

10:27 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Night Owl,

SPB is away till Monday. I think he put on his Super Hero outfit on and went to go do good.

10:38 PM  
Blogger jan said...

I say that just cause I like to think of guys in tights hahahahhahahha!

10:39 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Depends on who is wearing them! LOL


10:59 PM  
Blogger jan said...


YES! Hey, like your new pic. You are always evolving- I love it :)

11:10 PM  
Blogger t said...

Hi s-q,

In two weeks, and you can bet I'll be following up;-) I have more of them to give reports to and insist they do something concrete about it. I spent alot of time really lobbying against the war-armed with facts. Getting them to defend it-well,they aren't good at it, I can tell you that!

Hey Fitz, try Shower to shower sport powder or something like that for the heat.

DC was sooo hot, s-q you would see women wearing black pant suits-don't know how they did it. I was ready to faint walking a block and half in a summer suit:-)

11:31 PM  
Blogger jan said...


I am thinking Fitz might be refering to all those folks who are breaking out in hives and such... I hope- from too much proof of graf.

11:35 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Thanks! I finally got the animations to work...very simple, actually, but I had to find one that wasn't too big!

I know the heat must have been horrible with the high humidity there! We hit around 115 today but the humidity was around 13%...not bad in comparison to D.C. I am sure.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al Roker is the weather man!

12:03 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

hey you all! first of all..

I'm happy you can enjoy the humor of those pictures.. some of them were .. ok. i guess. :oP

I wanted to also think those that comment every day here because they provide me with a lot of links to articles I would never find otherwise. I appreciate it greatly!

Everyone take care, hope all is well, and lets get these morons in jail where they belong!

I for one cannot wait for the gallows to show up. *thumbs up*

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I miss the humor? I mean they called Fitz a lapdog for Rove and Cheney.

12:05 AM  
Blogger jan said...

Fitz is not a lapdog.

12:09 AM  
Blogger jan said...

He's too HOT.

12:10 AM  
Blogger jan said...

Who'd want something that hot on their lap :)... OOP! Let me rethink that :)

12:11 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Anon @ 1:03:
Well, I am the Fitz weather girl. Better watch out, I might do the traffic report next! LOL

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, that's funny.

12:17 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

The traffic on the information highway is light tonight. No expected crashes or detours...
just a few late night lost individuals wandering through cyberspace! :)

12:20 AM  
Blogger waterflake said...

Short update from the Bush visit in Germany from a citizen of Stralsund

"I'm from Stralsund and unfortunately I had to witness the hole bullshit"

"So, all around the old market all windows had to remain closed and the residents got an offical letter telling them to either leave their houses for the period of 3 days or remain completly locked inside and stay away from any window."

"The hole town was completly swarmed with Police, Boarder Control, Custom Agents, Army... it took me half an hour to pass a way that usually doesn't take more than 5min"

"The complete cost of that insanity was 20 Million Euro (25 Million USD)which could have better been invested in our rotting youth education system"

"By the end he didn't even walk through Stralsund but only out of the car into the city hall and back into the car."

3:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Abuse against children and corrupting the voting process. Brainwashing. Mel Sembler.

5:35 AM  
Anonymous cjt said...


Bush has all his excreta packed and shipped back home. If it helps, consider the savings in Euros to Germanys waste water and sewage treatment systems.

5:36 AM  
Blogger elees said...

Top of the mornin'
Waterflake is this true ..
is he afraid he'll be cloned :))

6:44 AM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

Waterflake, I am sorry all your folks in Germany had to put up with the expense and nuisance.

I hope the locals in Germany were nice to the Secret Service. Those guys are very, very well dressed but they have no sense of humor.

Here is a little on the Russian G8 nuisance experience:

G8 Preparations , although some of that is in fun. Most of that is in fun, especially the special section on why the Brits should be kicked out of the G8.

Putin is not going to like it that Russia was not allowed into the WTO. I wonder what he has in store for Bush as a surprise later in the visit. ;-) Maybe another locked door like the Chinese. Shug got her 'private' meeting broadcast when she was last there.

8:13 AM  
Anonymous cjt said...

Elees. It's quite true.

"Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House 'toilet security' (TOILSEC), which has Austrians talking the most. The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

"In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered 'state secrets.' The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader. During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

"Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler."


8:16 AM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

I bet the current president of Ukraine wished he had a food taster before he got poisoned by dioxin .

8:49 AM  
Blogger waterflake said...

Hi everybody,

YOU have nothing to be sorry about you folks have to deal with him everyday - at least we just had him for a couple of days.

The sad part is that WE (the people didn't and don't wont him.

However what pisses us of most is that this was a private invitation from our chancelor Angela Merkel - neither the government nor the county of Mecklenburg Vorpommern invited Bush.

still the tax payer has to digg out 20 Mill for the fancy of our good for nothing head of state - shame on both of them!

I'll look up a link of some picks and will post it here for you to see!

9:08 AM  
Blogger waterflake said...

eleese - Heavens forbid - the Gerbil cloned!!!!!


Here we go - click and scroll to the bottom for some pictures

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter Rocks!!!! Al Rogers/Rodgers is the MAN!!! No new target letters, no new indictments and no black fridays for Neocons. Just one old stale indictment for a man with a bad memory. Was it really worth the time and money spent Mr. Fitzgerald?

9:19 AM  
Blogger dream-soldier said...

10:12 AM

Have you seen, Bushit drinking beer on barbecue ?

10:04 AM  
Blogger waterflake said...

Hi Dreamsoldier,

Nope, haven't seen them!

10:26 AM  
Blogger t said...

s-q I like your picture profile ;-)

10:40 AM  
Blogger dream-soldier said...

Bush drinking beer

12:01 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Thanks! Variety is the spice of life! LOL

1:08 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

Things are really heating up!!


This is a continuation of another post but yes, Sandra Mortham knew John McCain quite well.

So well, that her clientele the organization known as AIPAC basically lobbied his dad and blackmailed his family!!

You see, McCain's OWN father was a deserter. So through McCain's current wife, Mortham, her sister helped blackmail John to do whatever they want.

This is the kind of disgusting hidden world behind the neocons of Zion...and yes, Katherine Harris was directly involved too! That's why she is now accusing Joe Scarborough of getting his assistant killed.

Kathy is closer to AIPAC than almost any other...AND Joe was involved in the vote fraud, the year 2000 which actually is what got his secretary killed!

So now they are trying to paint it as his fault.....WITNESS the diabolical manipulation in action.

A uncensored history of the lobby.

So while you have the Likud, Kach and Labor party neocons of Israel & Great Britain manipulating the message....you also have a pre-defined agenda that follows a plan for Zionism that really benefits nobody.

THIS is what the true purpose has been....and the United Kingdom, the British monarchy is who crafted it.

Notice now the familiar words... "International terrorism must be dealt with!" or "Lebanon must be dealt with." and of course "The ONLY strong nation is a nation with SECURITY."

Yes, these are the same commercial mad-libs you hear every member of Congress utter just about. Ever since Jack Abramoff's arrival, haven't you noticed all of them using these slogans....

Well surprise surprise, they came from AIPAC and were pre-written by the neocons years ago.

Fitz I am disgusted by Madsen. Normally I have no issue with him, but he is continually blasting you and judging the case.

I mean, how foolish can the guy get? Its been only 3 weeks and HUGE things are happening. I salute every stage of the process, and hope you take as long as you need to checkmate these bastards!!!

Folks, nobody should ever question Fitzgerald they are the strongest. They have what it takes to defeat this evil and its going to take a while, so let it take as long as it takes and enjoy the show!

P.S. AL I see your girl dumped you off here!! Hahahahaha is right, you are a total loser and still harrassing women and the neocon flunky hookers you call your wives! Get a life!!

You are a total buffoon thats why everyone enjoys having you on the prosecutor's site, to laugh at you its a great diversion.


4:40 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

Much more here on Katherine Harris' misadventure

4:54 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Thanks for all the info! Harris is so disgusting and I hope she falls flat on her silly face!!

How did she get so involved with the Bush clan? How did that begin?

5:38 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...


Excellent question!! Harris was a young college grad back when Daddy Bush ran his own private CIA, P-2, during Iran Contra.

Daddy Bush got involved heavily with the illuminists in the U.K.... he became like a student, a willing pawn for Douglas Alexander and the Queen!

Katherine Harris met them through that channel, so her ambition for serving the neocon dream...for serving AIPAC, was programmed right from childhood.

Many of the students, new recruits and even army deserters got DIRECTLY involved with the Bush-Clinton families during the Beirut war and the Lebanon massacre. Heavy money was made due to those families, and the Rockefellers made away with trillions.

All of them essentially used the Bush-Box gang families to their own ends, and easily to their own financial needs through history.

Check an unauthorized biography of the Bush family by Wayne Madsen it is in bookstores now.

5:46 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

I see she has a connection to Tom Feeney!!

Katherine Harris

6:08 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

She got a big one!!

Ask Biloxi for the full story, they go way back with the crooked vote fraud. :D

6:18 PM  

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