Apr 22, 2006

Pinch Me..!

AP - Swedish authorities Saturday are investigating how a man calling himself a "stateless American" ended up floating on a raft of oil barrels and wood planks in the waters between Denmark and Norway.

The man -- who carried no identification, spoke perfect English and said his name was George W. -- was found by a Norwegian oil tanker Friday morning, floating in the Skagerak sea on a raft of four oil barrels held together by a frame of wooden planks.

He told police he had been thrown from a ship several days earlier and now wanted to go to New York, but offered little further information.

UPDATE: "My name is President George W. Bush. Dick Cheney has kept me captive on an Exxon oil tanker since January 20th, 2001. I want to go home and get the S.O.B. who has been sleeping in my bed, ruining my good name, reputation and America!"
Whoa, duuude!!!!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO. Too funny!

I bet he ends end up revealing a tattoo spelling "Still Free" or "Golden Palace Casino."

11:16 PM  
Blogger SP Biloxi said...

So, if Hadley is not Hadley and now you saying the Gerbil that we have in office is really on the raft? My question: is the man on the raft is as stupid as the fake Gerbil that we have as President? If so, lesve him on the raft!

Very funny article. And I certainly wouldn't want to use the Gerbil's name since he leaked out classified information! My question is which one of the men are you going to indict?: the one on the raft or the one on the bike yearning for the bottle or the one-armed bandit!

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A raft could be his best bet;-)

11:50 PM  
Blogger SP Biloxi said...

Final article. Now, this is funny!

Bill would make sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina
The Associated Press
April 21, 2006
COLUMBIA — Lucy’s Love Shop employee Wanda Gillespie said she was flabbergasted that South Carolina’s Legislature is considering outlawing sex toys.


Now, hold your laughter. And you know that is a joke. The Gerbil invites a stipper, Mary Carey (not once but twice), to schooze and hand over a check to the GOP fundraiser. And I know all the politicans that claim that they are holler than thou and have moral values have already stocked up their sex toys before this bill came to surface! Have a good evening, Signing off!

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW...and run off into the hills, or wherever...Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know!

My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when men like my clients, President George W. Bush, Karl Rove and Scooter Libby are falsely accused and slandered on Patrick J. Fitzgerald's blog, then they are entitled to no less than $3,000,000,000 in compensatory damages, and $3,000,000,000 in punitive damages. Thank you.

12:06 AM  
Blogger airJackie said...

Fitz I don't think the world could be that unlucky as to have two George W, Bush. All the comics are making jokes about Bush and company.

12:15 AM  
Blogger The Astral Technician said...

I knew there were 50 Ways To Dump The Dubya but I never thought one of them would have been "overboard."


12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so fast, George! Laura might prefer the imposter to you under the covers. Also, can you prove that you are the "real" George W, Bush by displaying the bitemarks on your naughty bit from your freakish Yoga accident while attending Yale?

12:27 AM  
Blogger airJackie said...

Fitz I just saw the story of the dude on the raft he doesn't know who he is. Why in heavens name would anyone in their right/wrong say the were GW. Oh and thanks for the kind words I really think the world of you too. Its funny for me because your one of the easy people to get to know boy do the guys in the media have you wrong. Oh and I didn't know that a special proscutor has a spoke person. At lease yours has nothing to say. Why does everybody want to know your personnel life? You seem find to me.

12:30 AM  
Blogger teak said...

Send a email to your Senator so we may 'save the internet'.


3:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


about the Plame leak..
also Mike Spann

6:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they haven't cloned GW. One of him is more than enough.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Suzie-Q (S-Q) said...

Why would anyone claim to be GW? Oh, I would rather have no name at all than that one!

4:37 PM  

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