Sep 26, 2006

O'My Goodness...

I'm Too Sexy For My Suit

"Check it out: No less than five Beltway guys on "The Real Sexiest Men Alive" list of 16 in October's O magazine! Then again . . . seems they're trying to make the case that it's not about hotness per se but, you know, brains, humor, compassion, blah de blah.

Thus does NBC White House correspondent David Gregory -- the "firebrand in the front row" -- come in at No. 3, Barack Obama (what magazine list is he not on these days?) at No. 5, helper-of-the-homeless Robert Egger, founder of D.C. Central Kitchen, at No. 8 and "brilliant but accessible" Newsweek International editor Fareed Zakaria at No. 14. In last place is Very Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, cited for speaking truth to power and playing rugby -- "an unbeatably sexy combination." Hey, Oprah : We saw him first!"

Sorry Roxanne, I don't date "reporters." ;)



Blogger Nan said...

That's cute!

9:15 AM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

You are way sexier than Barack Patrick!

9:19 AM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...'s hard being a celebrity "Very Special Prosecutor"...

Don't worry about the #14 slot ...You're still #1 on Paris' speed-dial...

And some of us Justice Bloggers think you're hot because of your big brains, bravery, humor and tenacity...

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patrick Fitzgerald has become a joke. One lone indictment for a man with a bad memory which will go nowhere. Sad, very sad. From this day forth when they talk of investigations that have gone nowhere they will say it was a "Fitzel".

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Quote of the Day said...

"Fitzel is already a word in the Irish-Yiddish dialect. It roughly means going to a Federal prison as in "Abramoff vas fitzeled" for example."

9:30 AM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Personally, I'm partial to Cheney, Rove and Libby "vill be fitzeled."

9:32 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

George Bush has become a joke. One lone statement for a man with no plan, “stay the course” which will go nowhere. Sad, very sad. From this day forth when they talk of Presidents that have gone nowhere they will say, he was a “Bush full of shit”.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oil and Money,
oil and money.
The earth is dying,
citizens are crying.
Bush is denying...
and spying, and lying
all for oil and money.

I just don't think it can get any worse. Sorry Fitz.

9:33 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

I agree with CC...and it's a great combination!!! :)

"you're hot because of your big brains, bravery, humor and tenacity..."

9:37 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

It's worth repeating:

Halliburton paid $4 million to politicians for 600% gain on contracts since 2000

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon at 10:38...
Tell Rep. Bass "hello" from us while you're smooching his ass!

9:44 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

What if Halliburton's CEO came clean?

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troll at 10:28:

You are so jealous of Fitz that you can't see straight!

But then Trolls are a waste of skin anyway...

9:51 AM  
Blogger t said...

You poor, poor boy. It's hell being cute;-)

10:43 AM  
Blogger just say no to fascism said...

Hey, Fitz is sexier than David Gregory! What kind of list is this anyway?

11:10 AM  
Blogger Nan said...

I'll provide a little cover here if folks don't object too strenuously. ;-)

I believe the Crooks & Liars youtube vid of the most recent Keith Olbermann commentary will go down in electronic democracy history. Did you guys see it?

C&L Olbermann True American commentary


(Sorry if this link has been posted elsewhere; am on a bit of a deadline here and don't have much time to spend reading comments today)

12:32 PM  
Anonymous naschkatze said...

David Gregory in third place? I hope I don't offend anyone, but I never found acne scars to be especially sexy. You can edit me out if you wish, Fitz.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous e said...

10 on this list means on a scale of 1-10 Fitz is a 10 get it

3:52 PM  
Anonymous me said...

Fitz has got it all. Brains and Looks and Integrity.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous fitz's evil brother chuck said...

It should have been me! Where is my name in the list???

6:21 PM  
Anonymous twinkle toes fitzgerald said...

No, no, no! Where is my name? You forgotten that I am light on my feet and I can busta move on the dance floor with the honeys!

6:24 PM  
Blogger t said...

Lay off Gregory, he's cute and has integrity too

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Took 'em 6 years to see Georgie as 'one the nation's worst' and one year to see Mr. Fitzgerald as "one of the nation's sexiest." Hmmmmm. Wish they could state the obvious from day one!

3:09 AM  
Blogger Mrs. X said...

"David Gregory in third place? I hope I don't offend anyone, but I never found acne scars to be especially sexy. You can edit me out if you wish, Fitz."

Lay off David Gregory. The man is hot, intelligent, and a turn on: acne and all. There is something about that man. I guess that is why he got third place.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Hattie said...

My survey of myself concludes that Patrick Fitzgerald is without a doubt the sexiest man in Washington.

10:30 PM  

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