Caption Me..?
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 10/10/2006
Oct 10, 2006
About Me
- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
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"I have created ze clone you call Mr. Bush. He is ze most diabolical of all ze clones as ov yet. In a word, he is Specatular. I made him zneaky, yet zmart. He looks like me, ze most handzome of all ze evil doctors here in ze lab."
Signed,
Annonymouz
"Sometimes we just like to "play" doctor!"
Professor Gerbil to Dr. Hastert CAPTION: Don't worry Denny. I've created 13 clones of myself to take the 13 House seats away from the Democrats in November.. Shhh.. It's the November surprise. It's top secret.
LOL!
Caption:
Dubya: Did you get my good side?
Hastert: Only when you bend over.
*LOL*
From CNN:
Trandahl expected to break silence on Foley scandal
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Jeff Trandahl, the former House clerk who oversaw the House Page Program, is expected to break his silence Tuesday on the Foley page scandal, according to a colleague familiar with the media's interest in the case.
As clerk, Trandahl oversaw the page program at the same time then-Rep. Mark Foley, R-Florida, was having sexually explicit conversations with the teenage messengers. Trandahl, who resigned as clerk in 2005 to become executive director of the National Fish and Wildlife Foundation, has not commented yet on the scandal.
To Quote Firesign Theater:
(Over the hospital intercom)
"Will the real Dr. Federman please report to Neurosurgery IMMEDIARELY!!"
Goper's Lament
Hastert does press conference about Foley scandal in front of a graveyard
Now that's sad! LOL! A press conference in front of a graveyard. I guess Hazard Hastert is giving us a hint about the GOP and their chances in November: one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel!
Caption:
Coach Denny: "Come back here Dubya, I haven't shown you my famous airplane spin yet! I promise it won't hurt but I just wanna see how far I can throw you! Ha.. ha...you think you can throw me under the bus?"
Dubya: "Stay away from me...you damn near killed me with yer bear hug! I'm gonna tell my daddy on you...err...about this sh*t!"
(Okay, I had to post one more post...now I'll BBL! LOL)
Yes, I do understand nuecular power, so you better leave Dennis alone.
"Here at the GOP Lucky Sperm Bank & Loan deposits and withdrawals are our business."
Would you like to inspect my salami?
I'm not a president - but I paly one on TV
Caption:
Boy oh boy, Denny. It sure was nice of Halliburton to give us these nice white coats while we watched the surgeons trying to perform open heart surgery on ol' Deadeye Dick. I sure was surprised, though, when the surgeons told me they could not find any heart in Deadeye Dick's body.
I think I need my gonads inspected.
Scott, please do the honors
This country is flucked up!
Mini Me and hunchbach Hastert of Capitol Hill
Slow down George! You packed me too tight
caption
Dr. Farce Fart and Egor
Don't turn your back on me Mr President, I might get ideas!
You know, I've always found you to be an attractive man....
It was on a dreary night of November, that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet. It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open; it breathed hard, and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs. And Mark Foley was born.
Hey, Denny, could you help me out with foreign policy?
Sure, George. What do you need?
Just walk softly and carry my big stick.
Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde---"You stab 'em....we'll slab 'em."
Milk fed Denny...
But W, Miss Foley has smothered chicken for dinner.
here's a caption for you:
Dr. DEATH, earned his MD at Yale, paid someone else $100,000. to pass the exams for him. THEN THE SOMEONE WAS SHOT when he vacationed in the Bahamas and so it goes from there.
happy birthday, president bush. Will you have a neck brace like your DAD?
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