Jan 30, 2006

Place Your Bets...

The odds that President Bush brings up the following during tomorrow's State of the Union address:

Karl Rove
100,000-1

Tom DeLay
100,000 -1

Duke Cunningham
200,000-1

Teri Schiavo
1,000-1

Roe vs. Wade
25-1

Jack Abramoff
100,000,000-1

Ariana Huffington
10,000-1

Jenna Bush
5,000-1

Osama Bin Laden
200-1


Yours truly...PJF
100,000-1

Exxon's Record Profits
300-1

9/11
1-100,000,000

Cindy Sheehan
30,000-1

Jack Murtha
1,000-1

"So and so hero citizen in the audience tonight..."
1-400

Does a Classic Bush Bleep and Blooper
1-50

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just keep moving forward and you will be with the one last word. Care to offer odds on the names and events you will be mentioning then?

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4:31 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Fitz,

You forgot Cindy Sheehan. And we know he will not mention her. Speaking of Ms. Sheehan, looks like she may planning to run against Dianne Feinstein for the senate in California, and she will be protesting again at Bush's ranch. And guess who may coming akong with her to protest: Hugo Chavez! Now, that will be interesting. I really doubt that any of those names you mention, including yours will be mention in Bush's speech. I will say that he may repeat in his speech over and over again: September 11, 2001. Now, that I can bet he will do that.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "insider trading?" I keep wondering what happened to the Harken story about GW's stock selloff?

http://www.buzzflash.com/perspectives/bush_harken.html

5:05 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

What about his dear friend "Katrina"? And the amazing Brownie who did a "helluva" job.

Why don't they save everybody the trouble and just replay the last SOTU address?

What about "staying the course". And "working hard" or "hard at work". He'll also say he's talked to some soldiers on the front line and that nobody is talkin' about progress and democracy in Iraq, and the elections in iraq, and freedom etc...well anything he's said before he will say it again and again and again....

5:42 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Here is another name that Bush will mention during his speech: ALITO:

> BREAKING NEWS The Senate kills off an attempt to filibuster Samuel Alito's Supreme Court nomination with a 72-25 vote to end debate.

5:52 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

I think that the filibuster was guaranteed to go down in flames. I think they were going for the "A" for effort. Well, here's hoping that Justice Alito will NOT be what all the pessimists out there have been predicting.

6:16 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

I certianly not betting on Alito. Alito is much scarier than Roberts. I knew that the fillibuster wouldn't go through. I am not surprised on the amount of Senators voted for the fillibuster. Those Senators did give a shot and gave sll they can. But, if Alito is not the man he says he is, then bet ya bottom dollar that those Senator who voted for Alito have to explain to the people for their state. Whether what decision any of Senators took, they will be paying the price for the success of that vote or their failure of that vote.

6:26 PM  
Anonymous kel said...

My bets on 9/11 at least 6 times -
how we're safer
'merica is stronger
Hurricanes make us tougher
All the while he's thinking of how he's almost up past bed time.

6:26 PM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

My favorite Bush spiel is "We welcome discussions of disageement over the War but those that insist we are wrong to be there are only helping terrorists."

How many times will Bush mention "terrorists"? 342 times.
Then, realizing he's said the word terrorist too many times, he will say, "our enemies." I think that means 'the terrorists to be named later.' In case he wants to start another war to obliterate the criticism of this war.

By the time all the various prosecutors sift through all the damaging information, Bush is long gone. It's clear he does not care about anyone else getting re-elected; so I say throw out all the Repubs, they are weenies.

But the so are most of the Dems.

6:48 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Maybe they should save all the hype and replay last year's and the year before. Same old...same old.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucy please splain!
I am writing this on behalf of Government. Not unlike myself, they have memory problems,
so I thought they could use a hand in locating the following items:
8 million of Iraq reconstruction funds deposited into the U.S. treasury
2 trillion from the pentagon during the period PNAC co-writer Dov Zakheim was comptroller.
Mr.Dov Zakheim was not disciplined,investigated. prosecuted or fired as a result
of the incident but later resigned to pursue work in the private sector.. If interested
in reading more about him try articles on the Warren Buffet's fundraiser on 9/11,
seems he and Warren have a similar interest in remote controlled aircraft. President
Bush dropped in later that day also. Bush it is reported, lost something that day
also..the logs from the days in-flight phone calls.
Also missing that day and in the next few months? Air traffic controller records.from
Dulles and blackboxes from all the flights involved.
Anthrax shipments, Bio 5 and plague samples, 3 plague infested mice,(this year),
plutonium, plastic explosives, and 19 (and still counting) of the top microbiologists
in the world (all found dead oops!)
And lastly, a hard drive and anthrax from Los Alamos Labs.( ask Marvin Bush about
that one, his company did security there and also for WTC,Dulles Airport and United
Airlines through Stratesec.)

Of massive comfort in all this is the tireless effort Mr. Bush and Homeland Security
put forth toward solving the problem by utilizing the Patriot act and the NSA to
spy on on any and all not remotely connected to the problem, finding the pristine
passport of one of the "terrorists" at ground zero, and their speedy same
day superhuman feat of positively identifying all participants of the multiple attacks
after just a few hours.

In closing, Let's all co-operate in assisting the government with their long term
memory loss by impeachment and firing where applicable,
Best regards, Frannie

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like I say the state of the union speech will be just more distraction bullshit.....

Start letting the indictments out soon and running roughshod to nail down the culprits.....

Harry Reid's state of the union speech was a step up, but there was no rallying cry for all out opposition or anything else.... and that's where Reid fails miserably. He should step down or be run out in a leadership race.

vote trustusa

8:16 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Folks,

This Alito nomination may be a bigger headaches than I thought. I went on Raw Story and guess what I came across: A closeted Senator? Who is it? Some blog wrote an open letter to a senator that he claims is a closet Senator ( I have to warn you if you read the article. The language is very raw). There may some buzz about it soon The blogger didn't name the Senator...

Blog hits 'closeted senator' on Alito vote

8:24 PM  
Blogger Sharon said...

Just you don't be accepting any judgeships any time soon, OK, PJF?

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pug from FlatBUSH.Is this bookie streak a flashback to the old neighborhood?

I assume you are running your betting operation from Las Vegas of from one of the Tribal Casinos and it is legal.

Therefore,if it is, i would like to wager a 5000 EURO Parlay on the hero citizen at 1-4 and the whole amount then on OBL at 200-1--because our President takes him very seriously and will warn America.

This,as Mr Tenent would say, is a "SLAM DUNK".

In the spirit of the times and goodwill,i would like my earnings to be forwarded by you to Jack Abramoff's account for defense at the Law Firm/lobbying firm,of Greenberg Traurig.

Im sure they will find one of Mr.Abramoff's accounts to place the EUROS.

Fitz-What is your legal opinion -will my donation be Tax Deductable?

-AND you KEEP PUNCHING AWAY.

9:04 PM  
Blogger The Prissy Patriot said...

Cindy has been on a international tour...

She knows the damage done abroad to America's reputation and isn't beyond doing some fence mending in the name of diplomacy.

Moms are like that...

9:31 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Enron created the blackouts and the shortages in California to screw us and make billions. George Bush and "friends" did the same thing with the war in Iraq -
What was it first calkled "Operation Shock and Awe!".

These guys are sick serial killers, they are pathological, they have no conscience. This is all fun for them. They love the challenge of being found out, and how they can slide out of it.

How are you gonna get rid of them? How? They have their oily talons everywhere.

10:38 PM  
Anonymous 6 Miles from the Corrupt Oval said...

kel
who you kidding? he can't wait to take his next vacation with
Kenny Boy
Abramoff
Delay
play some golf.

simply put, he forgot he is a public servant.
and he sure isn't serving the American people --> he's serving his wallet, his cronies wallets

despicable.

PJF? Where's our Merry Fitzmas .. ?

Soon . . . ?
Timing is everything .. Feb is a fabulous month as Enron picks up steam.

Oh, I'm sure he never knew Ken either, right?

How does ONE person have so many corrupt friends?
I seem to recall 'Birds of the Feather, Flock Together', mm?

11:47 PM  
Anonymous 6 Miles from Darth Vadar said...

Boy, its late and I'm tired.

Those BIRDS NEED TO SING FITZ!

Just like you wrote not too long ago about Abramoff .

Sing away Jack
Sing away Libby
Sing sing sing Hadley and the rest of the corrupt WHIGS

IMPEACH, INDICT, INEVITABLE

Mmmmm..Libby is due in court. Soon, very soon.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make 'em fucking sing Fitzgerald....I'll be riding the letters and declarations to the DOJ over and over again....

Make them all sing out loud on the AIPAC WHIG god damn fucking treason.......

Don't hold anything now.....go all the way and hold your press conferences

-orion

12:42 AM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Lets see Bushie will say how great our economy is and how we're winning the invasion aka war. He'll go on and on about health care and social security reforms. Yes he'll introduce friends and have his women Laura, Connie and the girls there to cheer him on. The GOP will cheer as he takes a breath just to show he's the King. Cheny will be behind him smiling as he knows Halliburton will get more money. Bush will talk about how great all his special friends are doing and he will try to put a dig to Bin Laden because of the tape. I think 9/11 will be said at least 7 times just to keep us scared. Not a word on the GOP corruption or the indictment or the meeting with the terrorist. We'll see who was right tomorrow at 7pm I wont be watching the speech. Its that face I can't look at it more then a second without getting an ill feeling.

2:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bla bla bla...

Lets get back to focusing on the crimes.

Who's this?

http://www.doi.gov/initiatives/foia.html

I guess Abramoff and Bush and Norton really did know eachother hmm?

What a family, or, the three ring mafia fuckups from the look of the fedora.

3:35 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

I certainly hope that Ms. Norton is in the DOJ crosshairs. She is a cabinet member! Not that that is much of a surprise. Her rulings in favor of Ambramoff clients certainly raises questions in my devioous little old lady mind.

6:18 AM  
Anonymous cjt said...

Beams with pride at the Alito couple, 1-10.

Struts, 1-10.

Smirks, 1-10.

11:24 AM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Don't forget God and religion - it may not be overt but he'll imply something. That's his base. They don't care how many people he sends to die, as long as he says he's a Christian.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous cjt said...

Invokes the Owl God at Bohemian Grove, 1 - 1,000,000,000,etc. etc.........

11:55 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Good Lord! That man can blow smoke into more orifices! If you didn't already know that it's all for show, you might actually give some thought to the promises. I read somewhere earlier that he is a campaigner but doesn't like the governing part. Duh! ya think?

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pug from FlatBUSH-My EURO bet--(George, how confident are you?" the president asked Tenet, "Don't worry, it's a SLAM-DUNK ..OBL..with Citizen Hero)was a SLAM DUNK Winner 15 minutes into the Speech.

Counselor, just curious here--Was TENET guilty of bad judgement or misrepresenting the facts.....awarded the Medal of Honor for it.Simple YEA or NEA will do.

Now ,what to do with my EURO STASH? Forget donating it to Abramoff. Are you/someone going to put odds on The Pat Fitz (whose getting indicted next poll?)


Perhaps ill keep my powder dry and wait for that.

The Presidents speech was so......
out of touch with whats going on..i guess thats the best way to say it..and SAM suprised all the Naysayers with his first Vote--good for him--- as they said in "Drag Net Just the Facts Mamm"

AND you KEEP PUNCHING AWAY.

9:02 PM  
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3:33 AM  

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