Who Loves Ya, Baby...?
I loved Kojak as a kid, still do. Maybe I need a signature gadget/companion/tag line like a lollipop, parrot, Ferrari , or pimp informer?
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 12/22/2005
Dec 22, 2005
I loved Kojak as a kid, still do. Maybe I need a signature gadget/companion/tag line like a lollipop, parrot, Ferrari , or pimp informer?
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- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
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MONKEY MAN
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?
Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman
Monkey woman too, babe!
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
I'm a monkey man! I'm a monkey man!
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
Monkey! monkey! monkey!.......
PJF
HEY -- you got your PJF Fly Girls. Isn't that enough?
hmmm. Perhaps one of those ribbons -- to campaign for the truth in American!!
Hmmm. PJF, what's your favorite color? I recommend ... cerulean blue for the ribbon.
Understated, with a statement.
Nice, broad enough for the
WORLDWIDE MASSES!!
I also like the signature idea. You should go for the pimp informer. No one would believe that Fitz, the man who kept his nose clean, would fit that type of character. Or maybe a wand, like Harry Potter to get rid of the evil doers. Forget the gadgets like Get Smart or the lollipop like Kojak.
Kojak has his lollipop
Little angel Fitz has his one eyebrow rasised. Just what are you up to Fitz? Remember I'm the one who has eyes behind my head all mothers do. And I can tell by the look your up to something.
what about a shamrock shaped American flag lapel pin....
a very small dignified American symbol.. honors your heritage and your love for this country that's what you are all about
I'll bet alot of people would want one to wear...I sure would..
let a company manufacture them with a certain amount going to aide though out the world...
because I know you are loved throuhout the good ole USA as well as the world..
thats who loves you baby and especially me.........
That's what I'm talking about.
Hubba Hubba -
Hey, indictments? Please.. Merry Fitzmas?
Is Jackie for real? I mean, I just gotta know.
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I take that back about having gadgets signature idea. Here is a thought. Since you are always in business attire, and a carry pen in your pocket, you may want to get a voice recorder pen. There are gadgets on the market. Carry around the pen your pocket and catch every evil doer red handed on the pen.. The indictments can go much faster... Intriguing??
Is "Gotcha!" too tacky for a tag line? Nahhhh.
There was "Book 'em, Danno!"
In that spirit:
"(Name of assistant), the indictments, please."
"Fitz is here."
Or, another paraphrase, "Fitz has entered the building."
Worst song lyric - "You give us hope, to carry on....."
And sorry to be so anal, but it's "Who loves ya, baby?"
Me? I love your hair, your eyes, your....
Merry Fitzmas to all from all your PJFlygirls, pressnt and future.
Great photo Pat, take the digi-cam of you writing up an indictment of someone next.
Its time we clean out all these Zionist neocon bastards....
AIPAC thinks they're "above the law" but eh, I somehow doubt they have much capitol anymore....
ADL is exposing its true colors
Sorry boys, its not anti-semitic to call out nazi jewish crimes. Its also not anti-semitic to call for the arrest of all zionist israelis...
After all if it wasn't for you we would not have an idiot like Bush, a failure like Clinton and so many more crimes in the world its unbelievable.
Lets shut the whole thing down Fitz
If I'm not intruding, I think he should wear surgical gloves and call him the Surgeon.
As he is removing the cancerous tumors growing within our gov. body
Yes, the raised eyebrow is a great trademark.
As for taglines, you can't get better than "That talking point won't fly."
Fitzy witzy- us fly girls think all you need is your soul, your heart, and that sexy intellect. Go get em wolfy! Meow purrrrrrrr.......
ex aviation baby
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Ex Aviation baby:
As to date, there are no openings for PJF Flygirls as establish by this website author. It is a selected group. PJF Flygirls' name and organization cannot be copied distributed, or applied. It would be a copyright infringement to use the name without authorization. But, thank you for your interest. I am the representatives of this blogs' PJF Flygirls.
Sincerely,
Special Prosecutor Biloxi
what the hell are you talking about? I am not a "fly girl" I don't do attorneys or politicians in the air. You just crossed the wrong woman. I guess you better get your hooker group a trademark name cause that's not what I'm applying for. AVIATION INTEGRITY PROJECT HEADED BY TERRY BRUNNER GET A FUCKING CLUE WHO YOUR ALLIES ARE AND WHOM YOUR WHORES ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodbye Fitz or whomever:
1.The PJF flygirls were created by the faithful bloggers that been on Fitz's website from the beginning. My comment was simply to honor and respect them.
2. Please respect the integrity of Fitz's website and the bloggers by watching your language. And that is all that I have to say in this manner. I appreciate your comments. Thank You!
To Special Prosecutor Biloxi:
That is telling her. Her language is very deplorable. Although I am not eligible to be a PJF Flygirl. I understand the concept of it unlike, Good-bye whomever.
I don't know Mr. Fitzgerald personally, but he seems to be a classy and intelligent guy and a hottie to boot. I wouldn't think he would associate himself with a person such as that person who have written such flithy comments on this page.
I am no angel either and cursed once in awhile but not too that extreme. She needs to get a grip. This is only in good fun.
Merry Belated X-MAS, Hannukah, Kwanza, Festivus whatever holiday you guys celebrate. I wish PJF and everyone here a Happy ,Healthy, prosperous and corruption free 2006.
Now I am going home and called my sexy attorney friend. I hate long distance relationships especailly this time of year
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