Dark Shadows And Timeless Dialogue...
V.P.'s Curse Hangs Over Trial Like a Gothic Soap Opera
[The wealthy Bush family of Kennebunkport, Maine and Crawford, Texas is tormented by strange occurrences and their staff at the White House.]
You wish you'd never met me, Mr. President. But you did. And nothing can change it... Come to me. I command you to turn around. Look into my eyes. Deep into my eyes. You have no will of your own. You cannot resist me and the Illuminati... - Dick Cheney
I said you were my friend Judy, and how I wish that were the truth. But I am past the point when friends are possible. I'm sorry. - Scooter Libby
For most men, Dick Cheney moves slowly, oh so slowly, they don't even realize it. But Dick has revealed himself to me in a very special way. Dick is a rushing, howling wind that rages past me, withering me in a single, relentless blast, and then continues on. I've been sitting here passively, submissive to his rage, watching him work. Listen! Dick, howling, withering! - Tim Russert
I want to protect you Mr. President. I'm not applying for a job as your maid. -Harriet Miers
Of course the press is going to kill me. I wouldn't have it any other way! - Dick Cheney
Who made him that way? But just the same, I wonder if that isn't why he always seems a little bit sad, a little bit lost. Because he is lost in the present. He really does come from another time. He'll never find it. Because it's gone forever. - Dr. Rice
I've never realized how much I liked it, I guess I've never really thought about it one way or another, how sad. Sad that I love the darkness so much and I never knew it. - Mary Matalin
I don't want a sedative! I want Jeb! - Laura Bush
I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her. - Bob Novak
At last darkness has come. Goodbye, Sadaam Hussein. I might have loved you, I might have spared you, but now you must die. - President Bush
You can all hover over me like royal secret service. I'd be delighted to play the Queen. - Ken Mehlman
Karl Rove: It will be a long time before this Administration falls apart. It was built to last forever like the Pyramids in Egypt.
Alberto Gonzalez: You can't compare the Pyramids to this White House. The Pyramids were designed to be tombs.
I bet Hollywood, is dusting off these scripts. ;)