Jan 19, 2007

It Was The Worst Of Times...

[Caption, svp?]

Thinking to themselves - Libby: When I take the stand in my criminal case, I sure hope I can remember what it was that made me forget what I didn't remember when I testified in front of the Grand Jury.

Harriet M: Damn! Because I didn't get confirmed for the Supreme Court by the Senate, I won't be able to show off my new lipstick shades on the first Monday of each October.

Cheney: God, I'm pissed! Quick, someone find me a Senator so I can tell them to go F*ck themself!

Winning caption submitted by Don de Drain. I love it!

28 Comments:

Blogger jan said...

From Apocalypse Now: .... The horror.

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Honest Abe said...

The whores.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous dr. ruth said...

Scooter Libby and Harriet Miers after recieving brutal French kisses from the Vice President.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Big Dick Cheney said...

Real men don't need no stinkin' interns. Grrrrrrrrr!

9:28 PM  
Anonymous harriett said...

How about a menage a trois guys?

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What's that smell?"

--Saint Brigid

9:53 PM  
Anonymous dick cheney said...

"Scooter cut the cheese".

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do about a caption but wanted to make a comment about the people.

They are not the most photogenic people are they?

9:56 PM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

To Anonymous - I can imagine the camera exploding at the sight.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Harriet Miers:

"Shazzam Dickie, did you put super glue in these Jujubes? It's almost as sticky as being nominated for SCOTUS."

Libby:

"Harriet dear, you haven't the foggiest idea what a sticky situation is until you've been indicted by a run-away prosecutor who takes his Klingon Scrabble games seriously. Isn't that right, Dickie?"

10:16 PM  
Anonymous t said...

No offense to Sen who posts sometimes but there aren't that many beautiful people in this political wing

10:20 PM  
Anonymous t said...

Harriet wasn't really listening to them, she just thought dubya was cute. Isn't that why she signed on?

10:21 PM  
Anonymous associated press said...

Vice President Richard Cheney today ordered Harriet Miers and Scooter Libby to swap dentures.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Harriet said...

“A hard man is good to find.”

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "We"ll always have Iraq"?

10:40 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Harriet said:

"You'll find no hard man amongst these Viagra-wannabes.”

10:49 PM  
Anonymous drruthprescriptionservice said...

the cost... of not having enough sex



Making the beast with two backs does more than just put a smile on your face. A rockin' love life (getting it on at least once or twice a week) helps keep you healthy — and, it turns out, saves you a ton of cash. Ignore your randy urges for 3 months and both your body and your wallet will take the following hits

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Joe Craine said...

Actually Cheney just let them know that we internet antiAmericans have just finalized the proof about 911. Scooter should be happy they already got him.

He reminded them that only the lower echelons get indicted and jailed anyway!

They are about to ask
How could we have screwed up 911, we had the best minds in the world working on it?

"O'Reilly!" Sorry, he said "Oh, really!"

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quzi Formerly CC said...

Harriet Miers:

"Shazzam Dickie, did you put super glue in these Jujubes? It's almost as sticky as being nominated for SCOTUS."

Libby:

"Harriet dear, you haven't the foggiest idea what a sticky situation is until you've been indicted by a run-away prosecutor who takes his Klingon Scrabble games seriously. Isn't that right, Dickie?"


Cute, Cuzi! The "sticky" theme is good....

(I had to look up Klingon ..... never heard of that before...)

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

associated press said...

Vice President Richard Cheney today ordered Harriet Miers and Scooter Libby to swap dentures.


That's creative!

(And they both jumped right on it .....)

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Craine said...

Actually Cheney just let them know that we internet antiAmericans have just finalized the proof about 911.


This suggestion isn't humorous like the other ones .....

But maybe this would be the best caption yet!

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You think Judy spent enough time in jail yet to keep her mouth shut?" Hmmm...

1:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's harriet doing these days ?

after the two of them are gone .......

1:20 AM  
Anonymous down with Faux said...

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/
Fox_smears_Sen._Obama_0119.html

Senator Obama is not my first choice. Hillary certainly is not either, just more of the same of the Bush years.

But Fox once again shows what scum bags they are and why Americans should scorn the whole network.

1:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, the U.S. attorney in Chicago, is trying the case for the government. He objected several times, with little success, to the questions asked by the defense, saying he feared they were "pretrying" the case.

http://www.nysun.com/article/
46874?page_no=2

I don't blame Mr. Fitzgerald, it looked like the judge works for the defense too.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Don de Drain said...

Libby (thinking to himself): When I take the stand in my criminal case,I sure hope I can remember what it was that made me forget what I didn't remember when I testified in front of the Grand Jury.

Harriet M (thinking to herself): Damn! Because I didn't get confirmed for the Supreme Court by the Senate, I won't be able to show off my new lipstick shades on the first Monday of each October.
Cheney (thinking to himself): God, I'm pissed! Quick, someone find me a Senator so I can tell them to go F*ck themself!

1:39 AM  
Blogger Jackie said...

It would be interesting to here what Libby was doing after he left for home during the time line that will be heard. Every person leaves the job and goes home. Libby has two children and a wife. During the time line did Libby remember special events in his family life or was he just wondering the streets. Everyone has pressure on the job, but most leave it there when they go home. Look I know Judy and Libby were discussing the leak during pillow talk but the little soldier did go home to his family during the time line. Just a thought.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doesn't harriet have a dc authority ? if pat has a headache she could always sit in .......

2:25 PM  

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