Dec 12, 2006

Gas Queen...

Clarice Feldman, Esq?

Breaking Down Our Will For Freedom:
Gaslighting American Wingnuts

"I hope the airline if sued (by the "Lying Imams") will respond with a countersuit, and passengers subjected to such aggressive assaults (praying) will consider consulting counsel to determine if they have a cause of action against the imams for intentional infliction of emotional distress and compensation for the inconvenience caused by their conduct (and her ramblings?).

And I hope that the rest of us have the wit to challenge in every way possible the repeated attempts to gaslight us." <more>

Confession...I look forward to the good whizgigging I always get whenever I read Clarice's twisted and noxious fumings - anxiously awaiting her next Libby release regarding:
"ORDERED that the government’s Supplemental Motion Pursuant to CIPA Section 6(c) for Substitutions in Lieu of Disclosure of Classified Information is GRANTED."
NEW CONTEST: What "law school" did Clarice attend?

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Anonymous El Diablo said...

Clarice is a well respected jurist and was on my short list for the Supreme Court and AG.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Karl Rove said...

She graduated Magna Cum Liar from Kool-Aid University on a full Swift Boat Scholarship.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Condi said...

Fitz, please go easy on Clarice since like mine, her dating life has been a succession of Greek tragedies having dated Mark Foley, Ken Mehlman, Jeff Gannon, Charlie Crist, and Ted Haggard.

GOP Gals just need to get laid.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous slingblade said...

She done got innerested in et from seeing tha BugTussle Law Yer School on a pack a matches an learnded thru tha mail box.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Morning/Afternoon Everyone:

Clarice graduated from the same Law School as Scooter...

The Midget University.. open only to little people with little minds!

Their motto is:

People with intelligence need not apply! Liars are especially welcome!!


Have a great day Fitz and all Justice Bloggers!

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The answer is : Clarice did not attend law school.

Isn't there a severe penalty for impersonating a U.S Attorney?

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before 1973 (I think) one didn't need to "attend" law school, only needed to pass the bar?

If she's an old dame, this might have been the way...

12:57 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Good Morning (by a hair) Justice Bloggers and Fitzie...

This is for Fitzie & JBs

Seeing that Santa hat on you again, got me in the mood for some new lyrics...

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Clarice still after Fitz?

1:06 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

And what law school Clarice graduated from? Gumby University.. Clarice is like a germ that just won't go away. I understand that lawyers have differences of opinion on legal matters. But, Clarice is either on meds or she has some obsession for Fitz. Maybe it is jealousy or something.. And her name fits right Fitz: Gas Clarice that writes articles full of gas. She needs to write an article to why the scientists believe that cow gas is the caused of global warming..

1:14 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Hi everybody.You know, I haven't slept since Sunday, but even still, this posting seems a little odd. That article by Clarice was dark to say the least.
SPB, I don't think she's on meds.That's the problem. She needs some meds so she can find her happy place.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"She needs some meds so she can find her happy place."

LOL! That was funny.. Some of Clarice's past article that I read and posted on this blog were a bit over the top. But, she is certainly paid good money to make Scooter look good. And I am curious what her next Scooter article will be since her friend is limited classified information and summaries to discuss with the jury... But, Calamity Jane, you have to read Clarice's past articles to understand about her.. That is why there is confusion about Fitz's posting about Clarice..

1:27 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

LMAO Biloxi, that was great!!!

I wonder if Ms Feldman has been down by the RAILROAD? What makes her say she knows law when she's never "been there" or "done that"...

Hmmm sounds like a case of the bakers dozen!

Is it true the RAILROAD was an extension of the confederacy, inquiring minds need to know!!!

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good evening America! And g'day to you all down under!

For your information.

I tried to access my blogsite by typing in the words into the google, but it didn't recognise the address.

I then tried it with Yahoo and got the story on my blogsite on the Andreas von Bulow story on 9/11. I had to scroll down to home and click on home to see the home page.

The I took Ken's advice and tried it using and it took me straight to my blogsite homepage. Seems that the google doesn't like my blog.

Read the following and other posts on the subject at

I wonder if that is what ginger bush meant when he said that he likes to use "the google".

As Tony Blair said, when appearing on a Russian soap opera a few years back when everybody still adored the little bitch and thought he was cute:

"Edukatsya! Edukatsya! Edukatsya!"


Google & Big Brother

By Ken Adachi
September 7, 2005

Thanks to this e-mail sent by George Z., I am now aware that using for searches is probably not the wisest thing to do since they apparently extract information about you and TRACK the info you are searching about -undoubtedly to wind up in Big Brother data storage computers. After you read George's intro letter, you can read the articles from which follow. They explain the the technicalities involved in stripping tracking information from google searches. I'll be changing the Search page at my web site soon and replace the link to google with a link to another, non-tracking search engine.Here's a few to try:

1. (

2. Google search, but without the Tracking (

3. Yahoo search, but without the Tracking (

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karl Rove ginger?

Seems like he’s not the only one who’s ginger in the WH.

Hint: I’m not referring to Barney who, as we all know, has a glossy, black coat..


Tex Marrs:

White House Bordello

Pictured left:

President Bush raised eyebrows at a White House press conference by kissing homosexual prostitute Jeff Gannon on top of his head.

Unmasking President George Bush and his merry band of homoerotic thugs

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a-loon at 10:25 AM says:

What I couldn't understand is why the American businessmen spent a day touring Dachau, and arranged for corporate wives to tour beautiful Munich gardens, instead.

(And why wasn't the trip registered on my passport?)


Might this be the answer?


The conclusion reached by knowledgeable observers is that the United States is being held to ransom by foreigners through the Federal Reserve. The primary culprit is Germany, and its secret 'Black' Nazi Continuum agency, Deutsche Verteidigungs Dienst (DVD), Dachau.

In October last year, a contingent of US intelligence officers attended the Münich Beer Festival. However the purpose of their presence was not to quaff amber liquid, but rather to stake out the headquarters of Deutsche Verteidigungs Dienst, at Dachau, which is close to Münich.

A satellite was positioned above the nondescript building, and on the basis of the evidence of comings-and-goings obtained, the existence and significance of DVD was indeed confirmed; and the White House was finally, reluctantly, belatedly brought to understand at last that the Nazi Continuum 'Black' intelligence strategic intelligence centre in Dachau exists. The British had been trying to make the Bush Jr. Administration understand this, previously without success since the President is the son of the alleged actual Head of the DVD.

The head of the DVD resides in the United States because America is the largest component of the 'Main Enemy'. Britain is targeted by DVD via the European Union, which is dominated by the long-range penetration, subversion and control strategy laid down by the Nazis in 1942, in a compendium of papers published in Berlin entitled 'Europaische Wirtschaftsgemeinschaft' [European Economic Community].

In the early 1950s, the Allies captured a Nazi document that was en route from the German Geopolitical Centre in Madrid the long-range Nazi planning apparat established there when the Nazi intellelligentsia realised that Germany might lose the war. Called 'The Madrid Circular Letter', this document promulgated two themes for the attention of the 200,000 Nazis by now scattered around the globe. They were:

1. 'For us, the war never ended': 'Fur uns, der Krieg ist niemals vorbei'; and:

2. 'We shall build the Thousand-Year Reich on the ruins of the United States'.

With the West mesmerised by the Cold War, which German 'Black' intelligence under General Reinhard Gehlen (DVD) systematically promoted by feeding false information to the Allies about Soviet intentions, the Nazis created a 'safe haven' for their operations behind the cover of the Soviet and STASI facade. This cover has now been blown, and the lethal dangers presented by the secret power of Deutsche Verteidigungs Dienst is now exposed for all to see and understand.


What strange company you keep, a-loon!

Alternatively, it could all just be BS!

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GrandmaNuk at 10:54 AM said...

He did not get his attitude/philosophy off a bush. He comes from a long line of pols from Chicago. The more things change the more they stay the same.

As the French anarchist saying of the 1950s has it:

Plus les cabinets changent
plus la merde reste!

1:51 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

LOL @ Gas Queen...

2:35 PM  
Blogger Mrs. X said...


Ms. Clarice Feldman needs to graze some place else to bother. That cow is really irritating...

"Kool-Aid University on a full Swift Boat Scholarship." LOL!

And if I were Mr. Fitzgerald, I would get my shots first before going near that parasite lawyer.. Good day all.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the Anon from 12:30 who wrote that Clarice did not attend law school.

What did I win?

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What did I win?"

Big smile and shake of a hand...


3:05 PM  
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3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Confession...I look forward to the good whizgigging I always get whenever I read Clarice's twisted and noxious fumings"

At times in my life, I've been guilty of whizgigging, myself .....

That's a new word for me, though!


4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Law school ? She's a "private practice" attorney according to Martindale and there's no law school listed or undergraduate...

7:55 AM  

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