Dec 12, 2006

Bob Woodward Needs A Hand...

job.

As the successful candidate, you will act as Bob’s right hand man or woman.

10 Comments:

Anonymous baby cojones Libby said...

I'm available, Bob. My cash flow will be wiped from both trials...

*lol*

p.s. I can clean your trash can...

3:03 PM  
Anonymous hobo joe said...

Where do I mail my resume?

As a bonus I will share my beans with Bob. I'm sure Mr Woodward loves beans.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous gas queen Feldman said...

Oh, I know that I will fit for the job...

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Bob's twin brother Rob said...

Family comes first....

4:35 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

LOL

"Bob Woodward Needs A Hand...
job."


Must be so according to the job dscription:

You will work directly for Bob...out of his home office in Washington, DC.

Candidates should have:

* Half-@ss reporting ability and experience
* Trashy writing ability and experience
* Creative editing ability and experience
* Masochistic tendencies
* Intuitive reporting
* Truthiness
* Ability to get along with a Blowhard Junkyard Journalist
* Come from the School of Sofa Journalism

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...And butt kissing abilities are highly recommended.

*lol*

4:57 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Fitz some of the bloggers have been asking you for a job now here's their chance to get a job working with the once famous Woodward. Don't be surprised if some friends of this blog apply. I remember SQ has a background in the legal field this would be great for her. Not many jobs are open today so I guess there might be alot of people interested. At lease Woodward will have someone to cover him when he has to go to the Libby trial and testify to his involvement. To bad Woodward lost his respect he might have had to put an ad for help.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

This was hysterical...

Jon Stewart last night on the Outgoing 109th Congress

enjoy.

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Sally Quinn said...

Well my husband Ben Bradlee is getting "too" old and Bob and I have always been close, but I am not very good at shorthand. :(

5:13 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Fitz,

When little Irve's case is over, don't give Booby Woodward an interview.. I know that lizard lips Woodward will look for an interview.. He plays against two sides like the wind blows.. Tell him that junkyard dog prosecutors only give interviews to journalists that have integrity....Scratch his name off the list. Woodward is the grinch that stole Fitzmas...

5:37 PM  

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