Bon Voyage, Inmate No. 27593-112..!
Abramoff sails off to prison
Prison, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Prison, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
The Prison Boat soon will be making another run
The Prison Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
And prison won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's prison
Welcome aboard
It's prison!
Just say "No, thank you!" to graft and the theme from Love Boat.
Prison, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Prison, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
The Prison Boat soon will be making another run
The Prison Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
And prison won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's prison
Welcome aboard
It's prison!
Just say "No, thank you!" to graft and the theme from Love Boat.
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 11/15/2006
115 Comments:
Make sure you send me a care package of fresh Krispy Kreme donuts and freshly squeezed orange juice. I heard that the stale donuts and left over coffee sucks in the joint!
Your pal,
Jack
To you Jack. We wish you a bon voyage! A song for you.. Cheers!
Justice Bloggers sing: Memories like the corner of my mind...
DeLay, Ney, Cunningham, GOP polticians who lost in the 2006 election, and other evil doers chorus:
The way we were.. the way we were..
This song always brings a man to mush.. Music to my ears and a tear in my eye. We will missed you Jack! LOL!
Jack:
Just keep on singing... it will make the next 6 years go faster for ya!! LOL
Jeez, Fitz! Don't lose your day job!
Jackie Boy!
Here is a song to sing...while you're thinking of who you're gonna burn next..SHAFT
ROFLMAO!
In your minds eye you caught me humming that song, yes? Sorry, it is now stuck in my head now! ;(
Fitz:
Yep, I read your mind! hehe :)
Hit it Ray!
To Jack,
We're gonna change your name to:
GRAFT-MASTER J(for Jack)! :)
Say hello to your new room mate,
One-Eye Willy for me and remember that he likes his back tweaked at least once a day! He also likes his
bunions massaged regularly..Oh and his feet stink..
Sayonara Evildoer! :D
Muahahahahaha!
Good news to hear from Jack Abramoff. Another bastard in prison. I hope that Jack nails Rove. Can't stand the snot bag and the fat slab of pork Rove!
LISTEN TO THE SPARROW! :)
Don't Do the Crime if you can't do the Time!
Mrs X,
quote:
I hope that Jack nails Rove. Can't stand the snot bag and the fat slab of pork Rove!
Well, I don't think Jack will be happy by himself with One-Eye Willy..
He wants alot of Familiar faces with him..
bwahahahaha! ;)
Fitz:
You started it with that "Love Boat" song! I'm trying to sing SHAFT but my phone keeps interrupting me! LOL
GEF:
Well, I certainly not going to lose sleep over Jack having to be someone's bitch in the pokey! LOL! Jacvk made his bed so he has to lie in it if it means with another roomie (so to speak). I am glad justice is served. And yes, Jack wants others will him to join him in prison. He is certainly doesn't want to be the fall guy.
Jack, watch out in the showers.
Don't pick up the soap whatever you do!
See ya Jack! This is off topic, but hysterical. Meet Mr. Bush's pilot:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/bushpilot
It's a really BLACK WEDNESDAY for the Neocons!
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A U.S. judge on Wednesday sentenced former Enron Corp. chief accounting officer Richard Causey to 66 months in prison for approving the bogus bookkeeping that led to the company's 2001 collapse.
Click
"Don't pick up the soap whatever you do!"
*lol*
Thanks, Duke for your advice.. I wonder if I can bring my favorite rubber ducky with me in the shower.
66 months, 5.5 years seems long but knock a year off for good behavior, gain time etc. and it's a wrist slap considering the damage he did.
I did a data base search for inmate No. 27593-112 but all the pages I found want 30 bucks.
I wanna see that mug shot.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/
2006/11/mine_deaths_bla.html
West Virginia state mining officials concluded Thursday that a fatal mine accident in January could have been prevented, placing blame on a huge coal company run by one of the country's biggest Republican donors, Don Blankenship.
Blankenship is chairman, CEO and president of the Massey Energy Company of Richmond, Va.
He has spent millions of dollars to promote Republican candidates and causes in this year's election.
Another thug will the stench of death clinging to him.
Howard Dean bitchslaps con artist Carville. From Crooks and Liars:
Q. Do you have any intention of stepping down?
DEAN: No, I talked to Harold last night. He doesn't want the job. This is some kind inside the beltway silliness.
Hmmm..
Trent Lott Wins Back Leadership Slot
Looks like Maalox Lott is back in the saddle, toupee and all..
Is there supposed to be the new improved GOP party with Maalox Lott, Boner boy, and others? Sounds like the GOP party are still the version of a party full of fossils.
Hey Fitzie...
It's Miller Time!
LOL
Abramoff, leave your rubber ducky at home! Not unless you want to get beat up by Big Joe. That kind of pansy stuff don't go down in the big house!
"That kind of pansy stuff don't go down in the big house!"
Duke sharing prison advice to Jack..lol...
Great pic, CC:
I am waiting for a book of 101 excuses from the evildoers in the politics: Here are some excuses or defenses to name of the top of my head for laughs:
The liquor made me do it!
Gillgan's defense
Nanny nanny boo boo defense
Evil twin defense
It was Al-Queda!
Rehab defense
I never met that person or recall that person.
I need to spend time with my family!
It wasn't me, it was...
Blame it on the weather!
Blame on it on Iraq!
Keep your trap shut, snitch!
One more SPB:
It was the bloggers' fault!
CC:
I forgot about Miller's comment. Thanks for the reminder. You know Lickerman and Daddy Gerbil blame the bloggers too..
“It was as if the President’s loyalty lay more with Saudi Arabia than with America’s safety.”
http://wotisitgood4.blogspot.com/
Bush/Cheney and his stinking cabinet need to be impeached, indicted and sent up the river with Jack.
CC:
"The liquor made me do it!"
That statement puzzled me and yet made me laugh when Ney and Foley claimed that excuse.. What does booze has to deal with committing graft? And is the rehab going to correct the crime especially Foley's porblem?
Update on the Libby case:
Judge outlines evidence in CIA leak case
WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge outlined how much classified evidence former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby must have access to in the CIA leak case Wednesday, leaving defense attorneys and prosecutors to debate how to black out or summarize it before trial in January.
Nearly all of U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton's ruling was sealed Wednesday, so it's not clear what records he said must be made available. The more documents Walton admits, the better it is for Libby.
That opinion on what documents must be available marked the first of two stages in the classified information fight. The next stage, deciding how to redact the documents to protect national security but still provide Libby a fair trial, is already under way.
Portions of Walton's opinion likely will become public next month. He ordered national security agencies to review the opinion and report back to him on what can be released by Dec. 1.
More on the story.
SPB said: "What does booze has to deal with committing graft?"
I don't know SPB, but I have a knawing suspicion that Dumbya is going to use it as his excuse for the worst presidency in histoy!
And it's probably what brought him & Laura together...
We are having monsoons here in St. Louis the past 2 days; raining all day and night long...it was horrible driving on the highway today...I hope it stops soon
I have to run now...
thanks for that article SPB...I hope Judge Reggie keeps the releasing of documents to a minimum...
"I don't know SPB, but I have a knawing suspicion that Dumbya is going to use it as his excuse for the worst presidency in histoy!"
More like the Baskin Robbins Presidency! LOL!
That would be funny, CC, if the Gerbil uses the "liquor" excuse for his failed Presidency. It would be hard to explain that when he has been the town drunk before, during, and now after his sham Presidency.
"I hope Judge Reggie keeps the releasing of documents to a minimum..."
I hope so. Bit, I am glad that that some of the confidential information will be blacken out. It was a worry to me for National Security reasons. But you and I know that this will not help the smurf's dead horse defense.
So Mr. Fitzgerald, did you make the list this year? "Extra" was just showing "Sexist Man Alive" and I didn't see your name or picture.
George Clooney again.
shakes
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Maps/region/Asia.php
Hey Jack! Hold on ter yer butt!
Don't worry Fitz. I didn't make the cut either for sexest man alive.. Check to see if your name is Krispy Kreme online magazine for the sexest man who hearts Krispy Kremes. LOL!
What do you look like anyway Mr SPB?
I'm hosed big time!!
Oooh.. I just heard hotties George Clooney, Dr. McDreamy, and Taye Diggs are named sexest men alive from Peoples magazine. Now, they are hot! I certainly would never getting any work done if any of my assistants look anything like them.. I am calling it a day. Got to run and get a bite to eat for dinner. Maybe I should buy the Peoples magazine.. Have a good evening. Chao!
"What do you look like anyway Mr SPB?"
A combination of Harrison Ford and the dude that plays the doctor on the TV. show: House.
LOL!
Too bad Jack...You'll be fine as long as no one sees this post card.
Heh heh
Geezerpower,
LOL*) Good One! LOL*)
Geezerpower,
btw: There's gonna be some kind of pow wow of the Bloggers...
See T or Chimpcoulter fer Details..
Can ya stay awake fer it ? ;)
Damn, I didn't make the cut for sexest man alive.. I should have either wore higher heels or lie that I am really 6 foot 1 inch in the photo...
Maybe he will sing the W song...
Heehehehe
Will be away from my putor this evening, but will check the blog...
G;
Geezer:
That photo was funny! Looks like Jackie has a sunburn! hehe
If you're away from yer puter, how will you check your blog? Do you have ESP?? LMAO Just kidding you!
My word Brother Geezer you ought to be so ashamed of yourself.
A combination of Harrison Ford
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SPB:
Oh, Harrison Ford is cute but I must admit George Clooney has it all goin' on! :D
``Unfortunately, things are going to get worse (starting today no doubt) before they get better, but I am confident that ultimately the turmoil will subside and we will have our lives back,'' Abramoff wrote in his e-mail.
The e-mail, described by Abramoff as ``My last e-mail for a while,'' was provided to The Associated Press by one his correspondents, who asked to remain anonymous.
I have a question about the Squibby Case ?
Why doesn't the Squibby Case Address the Larger Questions of Going to War on Non-existent Intelligence ?
As well as outing a CIA/Agent that was reporting on the real Intelligence in realtime.
Wouldn't the Govt want the Best Intelligence they can before making a decision that would affect the Nation as well as World Stability ?
I mean the Intelligence Agencies admitted that there was no Connection between Al-Queda and Iraq and the same intelligence Agencies said that there were no confidence in WMDs being in Iraq.
The Intelligence Agencies were ignored before 9/11 and then after 9/11 they were ridiculed and shuffled..
Then the Intelligence Agencies endured an outing of an Agent and then the ridicule of that Agent by our own Government for the purpose of attacking a Nation that had nothing to do with this Al-Queda group.
What Country is the Bush Administration Working for Communist China ?
Where was Loose-lips-sink-ships in a Time-of-War when our own Leaders rat
out our own Agencies ?
If we indeed are in a Time of War and not some BS concoction from a 9/11 False Flag event.
Hey, who's touching my ass?
Hey Jack I didn't see you there...
Is that your ass ?
I thought it was that Big Train Set I ordered from Mattel.
Yeah right, keep your hands to yourself! I'm a married man!
And the winner for the documentary for, All Jack's children, goes to Jack Abramoff.
Jack can't be with us for a while but I'll be happy to accept this award in his behalf.
Libby, sexist man alive? Eww!
http://www.democracynow.org/
article.pl?sid=05/09/19/1336214
They failed in Venezuela. So they went to attack Iraq. And the soldiers. And when I saw on TV how they were broadcasting in the evening news of the tanks attacking Baghdad, advancing toward Baghdad, and they said the Baghdad population were going to receive the American marines with flowers. I said, those people are nuts. They're insane. These people have been combating for centuries. This is the Mesopotamian people. I know a little bit of the spirit of the Arab countries. Those are warriors, ten times more warriors than we are. They've been struggling in war for many centuries. They're going to receive, not with flowers, they're going to resist the occupation. That's the reality we are facing today.
Chavez could think Bush out of the box any day.
Well, I haven't been with a Hooker in a while so I was just pretending you were fresh meat!
Remember, don't drop the Soap in the Shower Jack!
My Thick glasses see everything!
"I'm a married man!"
Mmmmmm.. Married but not buried.. Mmmmmm...
According to an inmate search engine he's still in transit. Nice looking place too. The medium security guys make all the Fed license plates. Wonder what his job will be?
JACK A ABRAMOFF
27593-112
47
White M
UNKNOWN
IN TRANSIT
http://www.bop.gov/
locations/institutions/
cum/index.jsp
Jack Didn't Know Bush
cjt,
I'll bet he's been pissing in his pants all the way there..
No more cool gigs for Jack...
hee hee hee!
No more cool gigs for Jack...
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GEF:
Yep, Jack's partying days are over! He'll be making license plates and looking for new bars of soap! LOL
Spanky the blogger throws the GOP under the bus! LOL!
Tom DeLay, blogger: Election lost by GOP, not won by Dems
Watch out for the shmeckle!!
Hey I found the Skinny on Duke Cunningham cjt..
RANDALL HAROLD CUNNINGHAM
Inmate # 94405-198
64
White Male
Release Date: 06-04-2013
hee hee hee!
GEF check out this description of where Jack will be from a former inmate. It's not too bad sounding but no country club...gonna hurt that big ego! All kinds of goodies, not just excerise yard once a day kind of place.
http://www.prisontalk.com
/forums/archive/index.php/t-188391.html
SQ
Yes...A bit hazy but I can see it, can't really blog though...Veeerie slow connnnnection LOL G:
Yikes, what's up with Murtha? Any ideas regarding this bill that he thinks is total crap?
This does not sound good.
Geezer:
LOL! Okay..remove those goggles and you get better ESP readings! LOL
s-q
job for you here >
http://5x5m.com/files/
speedbandits/
speedbandits.swf
Any answers to GEF at 6:48 ??
*cricket*
hee hee hee!
Bluedogs:
Murtha was on CREW's list with a dishonorable mention. I think he doesn't really agree with Pelosi's bill but he said he would vote for it and pass it because that is what she wants.
GEF:
The CIA Leak Investigation was and is about who leaked the name of Valerie Plame. It was never about the war.
I believe a whole new investigation would have to be started as far as the false documents that were used as "evidence" to invade Iraq.
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GEF:
I think the rest of your questions could simply be answered with...
destruction of The Constitution...
Patriot Act
NSA Wiretaps without warrants
Homeland Security
What did I leave out? I've had a heckuva day and I'm braindead! LOL
s-q,
Ok. Then why wasn't that investigation persued as well in tandem or before ?
That's unusual that a case with the smaller consequence(The outing of a CIA Operative in a time of war) should precede a case of sending American Troops to die on false intelligence..
Something is not right here..
I would thing the bigger matter would be more a priority but hey what do I know right..
s-q,
Actually you're pretty sharp on this s-q...
GEF:
The invasion of Iraq started May 2003 and the leak of Valerie's name started shortly thereafter...I believe in July 2003. Of course, that was because her husband, Joseph was trying to discredit the WH for attacking Iraq.
Sometime in the fall of 2003 (I'm not sure of the exact month..maybe Oct?) the investigation started.
Libby was indicted Oct. 2005.
So, to be brief...the REAL intelligence was disclosed a couple of years after the Iraq invasion. The CIA officer went public with the truth...last summer.
GEF:
Let me whisper something in your ear...I may be blonde and joke around a lot but I do know what goes on in the world around me! :)
s-q,
I'm wondering what Fitz thinks about all this ??
s-q,
quote:
Let me whisper something in your ear...I may be blonde and joke around a lot but I do know what goes on in the world around me..
I know that..
..and btw that whisper tickles my ear...
hee hee hee! ;)
GEF:
I wouldn't speak for Fitz....
No comment. LOL
Abramoff will begin his prison employment in food service where he will earn 12 to 40 cents an hour for assigned jobs. I wonder if he'll lobby for raising the prison's minimum wage?
I know of a couple of folks that need to get a room :D
Bubby,
quote:
I wonder if he'll lobby for raising the prison's minimum wage ?
He'll probably align with the Jews in the slammer and form a Prisoner's AIPAC alliance..
Jan!!
Whispering is okay on this blog! hehe
Jan,
quote:
I know of a couple of folks that need to get a room
Naw, me and s-q are just good blog buddies..
We tease each other now and then...
If T, caught me messing around with s-q, she'd cut off my gonads and feed them to her cat...
That cat can eat alot boy..
If T, caught me messing around with s-q, she'd cut off my gonads and feed them to her cat...
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GEF:
Oh, so you and T are MORE THAN good blog buddies, huh? Now you're in trouble! You just admitted to it and don't cry to me that it was the alcohol or the devil that made you do it!
hehe
s-q,
quote:
Oh, so you and T are MORE THAN good blog buddies, huh? Now you're in trouble! You just admitted to it and don't cry to me that it was the alcohol or the devil that made you do it!
Er...
Actually I just take care of T's cat now and then...
;)
GEF:
Well, you haven't seen my big dog yet...he is well trained!
He loves big gonads for breakfast! He bites 'em off, chews 'em up and then spits 'em out!
LOL
I am obviously not tripping over tourists on my side of town.
Salah Trial Update
s-q,
quote:
Well, you haven't seen my big dog yet...he is well trained!
He loves big gonads for breakfast! He bites 'em off, chews 'em up and then spits 'em out!
I've seen that Junkyard Dog of yours and boy is he scary!
GEF:
You got that right!! :)
Better Be Good To Me
Ok buddy, I'll be good to ya!
That Geffy gets smarter every day hehe
Just checking in- boo its rainy here-the sun was shining in dc area and it was 66
Fitz, I had lot's of your readers today;-) That's great on the Ambramoff-he won't like the food-its nothing like Signatures heehee
G'Night All S-Q you're such a flirt, I'm too tired to fight ya for Geffy tonight so he best be good heehee
T,
quote:
That Geffy gets smarter every day hehe
Actually we ALL are getting smarter everyday...I can barely keep up with you and s-q
quote:
Just checking in- boo its rainy here-the sun was shining in dc area and it was 66
I'm sending you a rainbow that way T..Catch it and watch...
Good Night T! :)
Good Night s-q!
;)
S-Q you're such a flirt
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T:
Mwah a flirt? Naw...just buddies with the guys! hehe
Get some rest T...I'll make sure GEF is a very good boy! :)
Goodnight GEF!
Don't have nightmares about my big dog, ok? LOL
Very Funnee---
Maybe next time we get to really hear you sing that one----
Would be interesting----
Congressman calls for cutoff of Iraq funds
In an interview with Amy Goodman of Democracy Now!, former presidential candidate Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) called for an end to American financial support of the war effort in Iraq and for immediate troop withdrawal.
The gerbil will be yearning the bottle for sure.
"I know of a couple of folks that need to get a room :D"
Sounds like a lot of flirting on this blog. The real question is which gal GEF will choose. There is a long shot Vegas bet that GEF has a honey on the side and playing both bloggers.
*lol*
I am glad that I don't have this case! LOL!
Stupid Prosecution of the Week
SOUTH PORTLAND (Nov 15, 2006): The lawyer who dressed up in public with an Osama bin Laden mask and a fake gun on Halloween was charged this morning (Nov. 15) with three misdemeanors.
Tom Connolly, of Scarborough, was charged with terrorizing, criminal threatening and reckless conduct for his Oct. 31 protest held just off I-295 near Exit 3 that led to an arrest by South Portland police. Connolly's court date is set for Dec. 19.
Connolly, who is also a former candidate for governor, was staging a protest that was attempting to compare terrorism with the Taxpayer Bill of Rights on the November ballot. He was wearing the bin Laden mask, a white robe, a plastic gun and waving a sign that said "I love TABOR." Concerned drivers reported Connolly to police.
TABOR stands for the bill of rights.. The man should have chosen another halloween costume.
Before I send Jack a letter to his newe home I may wait a year or two and assume his correspondence will slow down.
Info please : I would assume prisoners can recieve certified mail ?
I might be able to arrange an early release for information on his associates..........
The GT firm fascinates me..........
Top of the Mornin'
The Man is in Viet Nam and giving a speech..
though he could not go when called
to serve..
he was in Alabama.
JB's I think the Wall in DC weeps today...
I know my heart weeps...
Information Clearing House
“If a baseball player slides into home plate and, right before the umpire rules if he is safe or out, the player says to the umpire — ‘Here is $1,000.’ What would we call that? We would call that a bribe. If a lawyer was arguing a case before a judge and said, ‘Your honor before you decide on the guilt or innocence of my client, here is $1,000.’ What would we call that? We would call that a bribe.
“But if an industry lobbyist walks into the office of a key legislator and hands her or him a check for $1,000, we call that a campaign contribution. We should call it a bribe.” : Janice Fine - Dollars and Sense magazine
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/
americas/6147858.stm
One Vietnam vet's Iraqi mission.
(The CiC disrespects humanity and the planet. He only fools himself and his enablers.)
Did Valerie Plame's job threaten the lies of WMDs in Iraq? At the time, liberating any Iraqis really wasn't spoken as much as the "mushroom clouds".
http://www.sptimes.com/2006/11/14/
Hernando/A_letter_resounding.shtml
Mary Ann Hogan, hate monger.
http://www.hartford-hwp.com/
archives/27c/467.html
Anon...Hernando County and it's surrounding area can build all the golf courses and retirement communities possible but it will always be full of ignorant goobers.
There is a long shot Vegas bet that GEF has a honey on the side and playing both bloggers.
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Anon:
GEF is such a playah!! He probably has a girl in every city... LOL
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