Bon Voyage, Inmate No. 27593-112..!
Prison, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Prison, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
The Prison Boat soon will be making another run
The Prison Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
And prison won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
Just say "No, thank you!" to graft and the theme from Love Boat.