Sep 21, 2006

You Won't Find Any Answers...

in a bottle.

Ex-Enron CEO Arrested For Walking Under the Influence

AP - "Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling was ticketed for public intoxication earlier this month in Dallas, according to a newspaper report.

Skilling, convicted in May of 19 counts of fraud, conspiracy, insider trading and lying to auditors in the investigation following the company's 2001 collapse, was arrested about 1:45 a.m. Sept. 9, according to a report in Wednesday's online edition of the Houston Chronicle."

"Skilling faces 20 to 30 years in prison in the Enron case and is scheduled to be sentenced Oct. 23."

"'Jeff is doing the very best he can to deal with a nearly impossible situation,' his attorney Daniel Petrocelli said." <more>

Jeffrey, consider giving Chuck Colson a call, but definitely shy away from Omar Abdel-Rahman (prosecuted by yours truly)!



Blogger just say no to fascism said...


Jeffrey Skilling is falling apart.
You are right, he won't be able to find his answers in a bottle.

Colson sounds just like a Karl Rove of the Watergate Era. Pure Evil. I doubt that Rove would ever redeem himself in this way.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...


What do you think of this Rove surprise news. Do you think you can come up with a little surprise for us in October? Pleeeeeazzzzzzz!


"According to two conservative websites, White House political strategist Karl Rove has been promising GOP insiders that there will be an "October surprise" before the midterm elections.

"In the past week, Karl Rove has been promising Republican insiders an 'October surprise' to help win the November congressional elections," reports Ronald Kessler for Newsmax.

"President Bush's political strategist is also saying that the final two weeks before the elections will see a blitz of advertising, and the Republican National Committee is deploying an army of volunteers to key locations to help the grass-roots effort and monitor the election," the article continues. 'The RNC is offering to fly in volunteers and cover their expenses.'"

Somebody needs to take Karl Rove down...If he doesn't really have a surprise --- then he is trying to psyche out the other side...

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Ruth said...

My guess is that Karl is going to reveal that he is a post-op tranvestite.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous roger rancourt said...

Your opinions are not welcome here Yiddess.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

dr ruth I'm not sure that's a surprise :)

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At first, I was filled with ire towards the two missing Dems -- who were apparently at a press conference about the Medicare drug bill -- but actually this was all procedural shenanigans that took place after they thought they had already killed the bill. --snipped.

Once again, dirty politics to save Bush, Cheney and their ilk's asses--this is to keep the truth hidden, the evil-doers must be really desperate and sadists at that.

What is Karl's surprise? That the military and the country is going to start goose-stepping?

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Kreskin said...

Karls potential surprises relating to:

capture of OBL
announcing peace deal in middle east

Cheney resigning due to health - Condi or Leiberman as VP
cure for cancer
cutting taxes (again)
Jenna joining military
Bush going on Fear Factor
suspending elections
Laura is expecting

10:52 AM  
Anonymous jeff gannon said...

Karl has decided to leave his family and we are going to elope.

11:09 AM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Ok first I saw the pictures of Jeff Gannon is he Karl's new partner? Next the surprise from Karl might blow up in his face it could happen.
Skilling drinking well if only he had a friend like the Gerbil who could have faked his death and saved him from jail. It's all about who you know. I notice that all the convicted Bush friends end up in rehab. Someone said Bush has lost his mine and I think their right. The problems of today only a man could handle and Bush isn't a man so he sinks to the lowest form of live with the bottle in one hand and Connie in the other. The world leaders are laughing at the comment Bush made that Connie Rice would handle the Middle East problems, she can't even pick a good pair of shoes.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening folks!


Oh, that's great! Skilling yearns the bottle and gets ticketed for being under the influence. He can't get out his sentence from the bottle! If I got caught like Skilling, the cops would certain give me more than just a ticket! They should have added more time on his sentence from this latest Skilling episode! No one can help Skilling from his sentence. He is hosed.

12:20 PM  

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