Sep 12, 2006

Gung Hay Fat Choy, Scooter...

24 Comments:

Blogger S-Q said...

What a great way to start off the New Year!! :)

7:05 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Does this mean that the smurf will get roasted in his trial next year? I know there will be jamming luau planned at the DOJ office! LOL!

Year of the pig? It is more like the year of the scum because the scumbags that have committed graft are coming out of the woodwork!

7:10 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

SPB:
Have you ever seen this much corruption in the White House? When the Gerbil stole the election, all evil followed with him! Ughhh!!

7:24 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Well if it's a Luau, I guess I'll bring the apples...

Organic Apples only for better pork flavor and tender meat(also skewers easier)


:)

7:25 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

RE: The Gropenator

RAW STORY

After they chat about whether she is Cuban or Puerto Rican, Schwarzenegger says: "They are all very hot. They have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it."

With Garcia by his side, the governor apologized for his remarks on Friday, saying he cringed when he read them. Garcia said she was not offended.

Schwarzenegger, who was in Los Angeles on Tuesday to sign a bill raising the minimum wage, said of the controversy: "I don't really want to interfere with all this little, trivial things."

7:34 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

GEF:

I am thinking too much about Hawaii since Fitz put the pic of the pig or maybe my mind is in Hawaii! LOL! And bring the organic apples and don't forget the drinks because we all need to toast to tiny tim Smurf getting creamed by Fitz at the trial.

S-Q:

Never seen a most corrupted WH in my lifetine and I thought the Nixon Administration was the most corrupted. The Gerbil puts Nixon into shame!

7:35 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
and don't forget the drinks because we all need to toast to tiny tim Smurf getting creamed by Fitz at the trial.

Oh I always got a few Kegs on Standby..

It helps to know nice people who brew beer fer a living...

:)

7:43 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Armitage to be added to CIA leak civil suit
Claim former deputy secretary of State comments damaged covert career

Click

7:47 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

From that article:

Armitage said, "I didn't know the woman's name was Plame. I didn't know she was an operative," he says.
_______________________________

I don't buy that BS story!!

7:50 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

About Armitage being added to the list in the Wilson lawsuit? That was going to happen anyway.. The Wilsons have very smart attorneys working in their corner. IMHO, Armitage is bait for the Wilsons to really nail the actual people who are really responsible for smearing Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. Armitage is small potatoes in the accountability of the WH.. Can't wait to see what their strategy will be with Armitage...

7:57 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Oh I always got a few Kegs on Standby.."

I may need that drink now, GEF. LOL!

7:57 PM  
Anonymous e said...

SPB
The pig represents rove who has squeeled on libby and cheeney to save his hide

7:58 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
I may need that drink now, GEF. LOL!

Oh no, don't get premature on me now...

We need to finish this thing...

More Coffee...

hee hee!

8:02 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"SPB
The pig represents rove who has squeeled on libby and cheeney to save his hide"

Good one, e! LOL!

O.K. GEF! You are right. I need some coffee. I have worked too long today. I'll save my drinking thirst when Fitz comvicts the smurf.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

btw:

Here's 78 Ways to know if you drink too much coffee...

1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
4. You ski uphill.
5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
7. You speed walk in your sleep.
8. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
9. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
13. You sleep with your eyes open.
14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
23. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
26. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.
29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
30. All your kids are named "Joe".
31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
38. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
41. People get dizzy just watching you.
42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.
46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
47. Instant coffee takes too long.
48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
62. You can jump to the moon.
63. You short out motion detectors.
64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
68. You don't tan, you roast.
69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
71. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
72. You can't even remember your second cup.
73. You help your dog chase its tail.
74. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
75. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
76. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
77. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
78. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

I'm ready Fitz and I'm glad you got your red tie in time. Libby's friends will get him convicted as they destroy his memory lost defense. So much for Feb and the California conflict. I'm glad it's coming to trial so we can put Libby in his orange jumpsuit.

8:39 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Here's 78 Ways to know if you drink too much coffee...
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GEF:
I think SPB must be on the floor...as I am!! OMG! LOL!!!

8:48 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

Yeah, I broke a rib when I read those...

Hope everyone likes them.. :)

8:50 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

GEF:
How do I know SPB is on the floor? Well, when I first starting posting here with my silly jokes, he was always falling off his chair and onto the floor! LOL

9:01 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

He needs to duct tape the handles to the wall before he leans back laughing...

;)

9:06 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

GEF:
Yeah, maybe we should send out the rescue party to see if SPB is okay! LOL

9:08 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

GEF:

You're fired!!! LOL!

I might have to duct tape you.. I only had one cup of coffee.. 78 ways? Man, GEF, are you smoking some Jamacian stuff? LOL!

10:44 PM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

Hey GEF, does this one:

"9. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse."

explain what the hell was wrong with that Steven Forbes guy who ran for president years ago?

BTW, Turkish coffee is outstanding. The best stuff has to be prepared in a hot sandbox. I suppose that now Shamil Basaev won't be making a bloody mess of the Caucasus anymore, I can go back for some of that stuff. In Homer Simpson's voice, "Ummmm, coffee sluuggg."

10:55 PM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

Shouldn't this be, "You've got a pretty mouth, Scooter. Squeal like a pig."

Just wondering.

I bet Slingblade could get that quote right.

Wow, I drank way too much Vault tonight. It's like a combination of an energy drink and Jolt. It is a Coca-Cola product, so the secret ingredients are probably scary.

11:02 PM  

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