Nov 15, 2005

A3G - A2 Brute'..?

I despise fake bloggers, let alone a nerdy assistant U.S. Attorney slacking at work and pretending to be a woman!
David, take notice - I have put forth a motion to expell you from our monthly Klingon scrabble group. Of course, you will be given an opportunity to make a case in your own defense, but you have given "real" bloggers a black eye everywhere. And since I get my fill of lies and the lying liars everyday, who tell them under oath no less, I must fiercely protect my free time and inner circle at all costs. Your fondue will be sorely missed, but you won't.


PS: Sam, I will let you know if we approve you to fill the open slot.

6 Comments:

Blogger SamuelAlito said...

Patrick:

I am really looking forward to coming to scrabble. Please let me know. I would tell you where you can call me, but I do have this stalker to worry about.

Sam

12:07 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Alright…I better ‘fess up. I am not BlueWild. I am RedCalm and I worked for KarlRove as one of his army of dirt digger uppers. He commanded me to blog on to Pat and see what I could see.

I was terrifically horrified – or as newscasters are fond of saying - this was HORRIFIC! My expertise had been in Eavesdropping and Peeking…but those alas! are now obsolete.
So Karl…. fired me…. and I’m now taking a computer course so I can translate my expertise to a more technological format.

Oh - this picture that is just some former actress from god knows where and I put a blue cast on her to make her seem more leftwingr. But Karl hated it! He said it was too obvious, common, and timid. Not vicious enough….”Get out!” he shouted. “ Out! OUT! OUT!” . His mouth was twisted and foaming this strange gray color. His face was puffed up to the point of exploding and red! It was so red! 3 buttons had popped open his drenched pink shirt (he was sweating profusely). Then he took a deep breath and composed himself. He turned away from me and started throwing darts at the tattered infinitely pocked picture of Joe Wilson on the wall. I saw your picture there Patrick, and you too were barely recognizable. He quietly said, keeping his back turned, “You are a disgrace”.

I could still hear the angry darts attacking the walls as I walked down the corridor…

My heart was irrevocably broken that day…what day was it?...Oh yes, I think it was yesterday. I know you can’t hear my tears as they leave little glistening rivulets on my red face…but once I finish my computer course, I’ll be back! I will learn to be invisible.

RedCalm
Aka BlueWild
now DeadRed

1:12 PM  
Blogger John Clancy said...

The realitiy is we don't know who anyone really is in this world. This fact either makes the experience really good or really crappy.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG. You're a Trekkie? The best prosecutor Chicago has seen since Kevin Costner ... and you're a TREKKIE? I like to speak in Elvish, myself.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Alito said...

D'oh! I clicked on the "real blogger" link. I'm in some kind of never-ending blog circle now. I'm getting dizzy! The Internet is spinning! This isn't Kansas anymore!

(Love the A2 Brute' bit.)

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very cool design! Useful information. Go on! »

7:35 AM  

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