Nov 10, 2005

I Am Ordering a Bug Sweep...

for my phones and offices, these reporters are too good!


Confirmed: Rove aide to be called back to testify as Fitzgerald questions veracity of statements on why calls weren't logged... Heat still on Rove...




Now that the cat is out of the bag...Let it be known that I am calling Rove’s former personal assistant, Susan B. Ralston -- who was also a special assistant to President Bush.
Before that Ralston previously worked as a personal secretary to Jack Abramoff, the Republican power lobbyist being investigated for allegations of defrauding Indian tribes who was recently indicted on conspiracy and wire fraud charges and tried to charge $9M for a meeting with President Bush.
While working with Abramoff, Ralston arranged fundraisers and events at Washington MCI Center skyboxes for members of Congress. Ralston communicated with Rove on Abramoff’s behalf on tribal affairs, though she is not accused of wrongdoing. Yet!

On a side note, I like Filipino girls, dated one or two in my lifetime and prosecuted some crystal meth cases here and there, but Ralston and Michelle Malkin are giving their culture a bad stigma.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reporter probably bugging the Krispy Kreme box that your office gets. You may want to switch donut shops.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

You are good! Is this Gordon Liddy or Howard Hunt? I had to use this site to see if you boyz were still alive and kickin'! http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/hnames-nf/Hunt+E.+Howard

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmm. Krispy Kremes.

Is this Raw Story site legit? Are these real reporters? I tend not to believe stuff until I read it in the Post ...

3:27 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Oh yes, thye scooped the MSM on "Plamegate."

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/_/id/8719209?pageid=rs.Politics&pageregion=single4&rnd=1131654041200&has-player=true&version=6.0.12.1059

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. OK. Cool. I DO believe Rolling Stone!

Curiouser and curiouser indeed.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Monica "Smith" said...

That ho is looking awful chummy with the President!

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.j,

No, I am not Libby or Hunt. Just tips that I read from Woodward's book: The Secret Man. You want to change behavior and direction when you know that you are being watch. By the way, the anonymous is a she...

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Jackie said...

Fitz you have to think like the criminals your charging. They play dirty and will do anything to stop you from getting to the truth. So yes bugs, or anything to find out what your doing. Your investigating the scum of the earth so you may have to get your hands dirty just wash your hands after each meeting with members of the white house. As for x-employees and their information well remember woman play games and get paid too. I still can't get the picture of Miller and Cheney shagging thats sick.

4:50 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Also, what about an insider, one of your current employees? For some in politics, obviously, money is secretly more important than ethics....that would be my guess. Keep your cards very close to your chest, my man. I have a plan but I will email you with it! Ah hah!

5:10 PM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

The "leak" is really a PR ploy from the other side. You have to alert her attorneys as to time and place. They then leak it, in order to get in front of the story. If you announce it first, it has more punch. By spilling it first, the impact has time to dissipate.

They've been doing this all along. By having discussions about your intention to indict up to five people, when you "only" nailed one, they could claim victory and downplay all the charges.

This group has been about spin all along. Your Krispy Kreme's are safe!

7:20 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Kit is really on to them. You should hire HER. She seems to be the only one ahead of them.

Good going, Kit!

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crispy Crèmes get silly, RFID chips can go in any brand, heading info straight to the central processing faster than Lisa Simpson's Al Gore book purchase! Once you eat one of these donuts they form a larger transmitter when nano hooks lodge themselves temporarily. You need a good sweep to get them out. Argghhh! Reality is making paranoia normal! Now get some better counter RFID chips and go to it, first of all gobble some signal neutralizers. Then jump start a new donut company as a front, use your imagination. Even better start an authentic Chicago Pizza company.

This is getting too interesting. Hire me if you want, my WH staff application is pending. But don't get too cozy if I am hired there first, I can bring back the poll numbers by boot strapping everything. I do not meet anyone, I just write the lines. Bush will need a few hours of remedial reading courses, maybe “EyeQ,” or something. Raising his USCF chess rating from Class E to Class B is possible and desirable. I just can't convince these guys to give up a few bad policies, call it a few bad apples. That's all it takes, something like an old time Trump property flip of a formerly depressed hotel with new cosmetic bus shelters in front and a new window washer crew. Whoever hires first gets the best donuts and pizza.

1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was out in the city
I was out in the rain
I was feeling down-hearted
I was drinking again

I was standing by the bridges
Where the dark water flows
I was talking to a stranger
About times long ago

I was young
I was foolish
I was angry
I was vain
I was charming
I was lucky
Tell me how have I changed

Now I'm out
Oh out of control
Now I'm out
Oh out of control
Oh help me now

And the girls in the doorway
And the boys on the game
And the drunks and the homeless
They all know me

And the police on the corner
Give a nod and a wave
As they point me
To my final destination

I was young
I was foolish
I was angry
I was vain
I was charming
Feeling lucky
Tell me how have I changed

Now I'm out
Oh out of control
Now I'm out
Oh out of control
Oh help me now

In the hotel I'm excited
By the smile on her face
But I wondered
How was time
Gonna change her

I was young
I was foolish
I was angry
I was vain
I was charming
I was out there
Tell me how have I changed

Now I'm out
Oh out of control
Oh I'm out
Oh out of control

6:07 AM  
Blogger Jamie said...

Hey Pat -- When are you going to ask Chalabi about the Curveball-Cabal connection?

2:57 PM  

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