I Am Thinking of a Rolling Stones...
Scooter, can you guess which one? Anyone?
Miss Wonkette is a funny gal. Talk about kicking a man when he is down:
Top 5 reasons Libby on crutches
5. Tried to take out frustrations on family dog and got bitten.
4. Got frustrated and kicked office safe after learning combination changed.
3. Tripped down basement stairs while carrying documents to home shredder.
2. Transparently faking injury in hopeless sympathy plea.
1. Twisted ankle in shower portion of prison orientation tour.
UPDATE: That didn't take long! K. Richards correctly guessed the Rolling Stones song title challenge. ANSWER: In comments