Dark Shadows And Timeless Dialogue...

If only we could find a way of telling the truth without anyone knowing what actually happened. - V.P. Dick Cheney

V.P.'s Curse Hangs Over Trial Like a Gothic Soap Opera

[The wealthy Bush family of Kennebunkport, Maine and Crawford, Texas is tormented by strange occurrences and their staff at the White House.]

My name is Dubya. My journey is beginning. A journey that I hope will open the doors of life to me and unlink my past with my future. A journey that will bring me to a strange and dark place, to the edge of the Potomac high atop the Oval Office - a house called Bush. A world I've never known, with people I've never met. People who tonight are still only shadows in my mind, but who will soon fill the days and nights of my tomorrows. - George W. Bush

You wish you'd never met me, Mr. President. But you did. And nothing can change it... Come to me. I command you to turn around. Look into my eyes. Deep into my eyes. You have no will of your own. You cannot resist me and the Illuminati... - Dick Cheney

I said you were my friend Judy, and how I wish that were the truth. But I am past the point when friends are possible. I'm sorry. - Scooter Libby

For most men, Dick Cheney moves slowly, oh so slowly, they don't even realize it. But Dick has revealed himself to me in a very special way. Dick is a rushing, howling wind that rages past me, withering me in a single, relentless blast, and then continues on. I've been sitting here passively, submissive to his rage, watching him work. Listen! Dick, howling, withering! - Tim Russert

I want to protect you Mr. President. I'm not applying for a job as your maid. -Harriet Miers

Of course the press is going to kill me. I wouldn't have it any other way! - Dick Cheney

Who made him that way? But just the same, I wonder if that isn't why he always seems a little bit sad, a little bit lost. Because he is lost in the present. He really does come from another time. He'll never find it. Because it's gone forever. - Dr. Rice

I've never realized how much I liked it, I guess I've never really thought about it one way or another, how sad. Sad that I love the darkness so much and I never knew it. - Mary Matalin

I don't want a sedative! I want Jeb! - Laura Bush

I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her. - Bob Novak

At last darkness has come. Goodbye, Sadaam Hussein. I might have loved you, I might have spared you, but now you must die. - President Bush

I know what Dick Cheney is!... Joe, we haven't got time to talk. We've got to escape. We've got to get out of this town! - Valerie Plame Wilson

You can all hover over me like royal secret service. I'd be delighted to play the Queen. - Ken Mehlman

Karl Rove: It will be a long time before this Administration falls apart. It was built to last forever like the Pyramids in Egypt.

Alberto Gonzalez: You can't compare the Pyramids to this White House. The Pyramids were designed to be tombs.

I bet Hollywood, is dusting off these scripts. ;)