Feb 26, 2007

Strange Happenings At The White House...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

kinda like this site. lol

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the White House website?

Not going there....

4:33 PM  
Blogger teak said...

Dammit, I'm going to be wearing depends before long if you keep that up! LOL!

I didn't know that they had such a thing. oh my.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

LOL on The Fitz's site. Next thing you know we will see Fitz with an Afro-wig, and new changed name Rugby man X, and eating bean pie! Go brother man Pat!

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Citizen Snoop said...

WASHINGTON (izzy -- Attorneys n a federal judge began bustin' each juror in tha CIA leak trial Monday gangsta one juror apparently saw or read sum-m sum-m `bout tha case over tha weekend.

U.S. District Judge Reggie B so you betta run and grab yo glock. Walton has ordered jurors ta avoid contact wit media coverage of cracka White Hizouse aide I. Lewis Cracka Libby's monthlong trial. He said Monday that one juror was exposed ta 411 `bout tha trial over tha weekend so i can get mah pimp on.

Jurors occasionally saw some news coverage dur'n tha monthlong trial. Unlike those incidents, Walton said Monday thizzat he worried that tha 411 may have bizzy passed ta several jurors. He said each juror would be questioned behind closed doors from tha streets of tha L-B-C.

The decision came as jurors began they fourth day of deliberizzles in tha case n raised tha possibility of a mistrial if jurors had bizzy prejudiced in tha highly publicized n politically charged case.

Libby, tha bitch chief of staff ta Vice President Dizzle Cheney, is accused of lying n rhymin' tha investizzles into tha 2003 leak of CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity but real brothers don't give a freak.

The eight bitchez n four men began deliberizzles late Wednesday morn'n n hizzle issued only two brief written notes, W-H-to-tha-izzich suggested they is methodically review'n tha evidence against tha gangsta chief of stizzay ta Vice President Diznick Cheney.

They requested a large fizzle chart, blingin' tape, Post-it notes n a document wit pictures of tha witnesses.

Libby n his pimp have remained in or around tha downtown courthizouse throughout tha deliberizzles . Chill as I take you on a trip. U.S.

District Judge Reggie B n we out. Walton has told everyone ta be on a 15-minute notice ta be bizzle in tha courtroom in case of a verdict . Wussup to all my peeps in the house.

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way too much basil...

4:55 PM  
Blogger Quzi said...

For a minute there I thought I stumbled upon Slingblade's day job...

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"District Judge Reggie B n we out. Walton has told everyone ta be on a 15-minute notice ta be bizzle in tha courtroom in case of a verdict . Wussup to all my peeps in the house."

Where da hos, homey? Leave da hos for me, man. Leave da hos.


4:57 PM  
Anonymous Fitz's closing argument said...

He threw sand in tha eyes of tha Grand Jury n tha FBI investizzles. He obstructed justice cuz I'm fresh out the pen. He stole tha truth frizzay tha judicial system doggystyle. W-H-to-tha-izzen you return ta that jury room, you deliberizzle yo verdict can give truth back . Its just anotha homocide. Pleaze do . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

5:03 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

I like this one... LOLMAO

Let’s assume tha best-case scenario, tha Vice President asked tha question, not Mr. Libby, since he did mizzy of tha talk'n� . One, two three and to tha four. This is a fingerprint tizzy sez on July 14th, tha Vice President has read tha Novak column ya feelin' me?. The wanna be gangsta exhibit shows you, around July 14th, tha defendant read tha Novak column. And this is a fingerprint that sez tha brains of tha Vice President n tha defendant Libby is wrapped around tha Novak column on July 14th . Death row 187 4 life.

5:07 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

I can just hear Fitz asking the Jury... Ya feelin' me?


5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pleaze do . It dont stop till the wheels fall off."

Peace dawg.


5:10 PM  
Blogger Quzi said...

"I can just hear Fitz asking the Jury... Ya feelin' me?"

He better be careful where he says that S-Q...

Hopefully, no where near his fan club members. LOL

I hope the jury raps up tomorrow...

And this word verification sucks!

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a relaible source Word V. is for the pink panty fanatic poster. Word to his mother.

5:27 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Oh, I just LOVE this style of speaking!

I haven't gotten around to speaking like this yet (slacker), except for occasionally thinking of Patrick as "Prosecizzles."

5:28 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

"I hope the jury raps up tomorrow..."

Ahhh, well done, Quzi!

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prosecizzles vs Depends Defensizzles.


5:31 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Oh my goodness, I just looked at the previous threads --- someone really HAS been busy!

5:34 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

from previous thread:

s-q said...

"I guess they lost their power at the courthouse approx an hour ago. The bloggers were using wifi and flashlights! LOL Sounds like a Turdblossom idea, doesn't it?"

Do you think that was a warning?

Could somebody be threatening to cut power off in a much larger area than the courthouse?

Silly idea maybe, but that's the way my mind tends to work.

(It might be a good idea for everybody to stock up on firewood.
Just in case .........)

5:54 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...


No verdict for today.:

WASHINGTON - After the judge dismissed one of its members, the jury finished a fourth day of deliberations Monday without a verdict in the perjury trial of former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby.

Most of the morning was consumed by deciding what to do about an art historian on the jury who saw or read something over the weekend about the trial. After interviewing her in private along with lawyers in the case, U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton ruled that "what she had exposure to obviously disqualifies her."

The judge let the jurors continue deliberating with just 11 members after the defense endorsed that option. He overruled prosecutors who asked him to seat one of two alternate jurors who heard the trial and remain on standby.

Walton said he didn't want to "throw away two and a half days" of discussions the jury has had since getting the case at midday last Wednesday. If an alternate had been seated, the jury would have been required to begin its deliberations over from the beginning.

The jury returns Tuesday.

In a way, Judge Walton has a point. If they put an alternate in, the jurors have to start all over again with deliberations. It is a tough call by the judge. Looking forward to Tuesday.

6:36 PM  
Blogger PrissyPatriot said...

Funny translation, I can't wait to tell B-E-Double-Tizzy what her name is in gizoogle;-D

And this translation left over from my Valentine's Day blog

Love does not consist of gaz'n at each pusha but in look'n killa in tha same direction .--Antoine de Saint-Exupery

6:47 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...


Yes, Fitzie better careful where he says that, however, I would be more concerned with Felding, Toesing, and MannCoulter. And, not necessarily in that order! LOL

7:04 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

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7:29 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Fitz is careful what he says. He is too inteligent and know the games from Felding, Toesing, Coultergeist, and other upcoming Fox news like journalist yamps (yamps stand for young tramps). He is used to the suckups, strike a pose, and the gas queen journalists.

7:30 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Al Gizzy is garner'n wide praise dippin' his documentizzles win at last night's Academy Awards -- even from White Hizouse Press Secretary Tony Snow doggystyle.

Asked in a press brief'n Monday whizzat he thought `bout Al Gore's documentary film, "An Inconvenient Truth," winn'n an Oscar, Sniznow said, "I'm stoked fo` hiznim," n mused, "It's good ta have a second carea."

S-N-to-tha-izzow was formerly a journalist n a radio talk-show H-to-tha-izzost before being named White Hizouse press secretary last April.

Snowjob talkin' gangsta! LOLMAO

8:57 PM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

Dang! I must have found the MTV Hip Hop site (or I went too far west of the Capitol Bldg.)

Hey, SCOTUS got to watch a real life Cops show:

Police chase worse than French Connection

For Anthony who must speak the Queen's English, "pissed" in American English is the same as "pissed off" as in totally furious. I'm currently pissed off. I rounded up all the neighbors who are sick of the gangs and drug dealers in the neighborhood but the cop who was supposed to give the presentation at the meeting was a no show. The neighbors were all saying the cop probably couldn't find back up so he didn't feel safe enough to come out to the neighborhood to talk to us. Maybe Bernard Goetz is available as a speaker. I will calm down in about 24 hours.

10:32 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Hi. Man, this blog has changed.What is up with that slang?

10:38 PM  
Anonymous teak said...

It is just a joke on this thread, CJ, I think. Although there are some other threads one might wonder too.

How are you?

11:12 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

good, Teak. How about you? Thanks for asking, BTW.

11:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all in fun. A little laughter while we wait for Scooter's verdict. ;)

11:27 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Works for me, Anon ;D. It is hard to work all day and wonder if there has been a verdict.

11:32 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

I keep wanting to stop what I'm doing
during the day and look on FDL or the internet for info, but I am too busy right now at work. :(
This verdict is so important to us right now, though. :D

11:36 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

We all need a little humor especially waiting for the verdict. Man, there some humorous comments on this blog. Some of the dialogue should be on Comedy Central.

11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Flashback to the Aspens leaves. Did you know that deer eat Aspen leaves? Maybe if the deer munched the leaves all away, the roots would wither away.

11:41 PM  
Blogger LadyinIL said...

Musica delenit bestiam feram ;)

11:49 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

This verdict is so important to us right now, though. :D

It most certainly is important to all of us! We have waited a long time for this and I know the waiting is difficult for everyone but soon Justice will be served! :D

12:12 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

s_q: I believe that, too. Justice will be served.

12:23 AM  
Blogger anthony said...

For Anthony who must speak the Queen's English...

"pissed", "pissed as a fart", "rat-arsed" (meaning drunk), and "pissed off" (meaning furious, hopping mad), do not strictly speaking constitute the Queen's English as I'm sure that her maj (God bless her) would never used such expressions.

Instead of, "I'm really pissed off", the queeen would probably say, "one is not amused".

(Unlike Queen Victoria, she eschews the use of the royal plural, preferring the pronoun "one" or "my husband and I")

6:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't Wells say he was "rat-arsed" during his opening arguments? Did he take his Bean-O and use his Preparation-H after all that booze? lol

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Did he take his Bean-O and use his Preparation-H after all that booze?"


Blame the booze!

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But was it Ripple, Thunderbird or Koolaid? lol

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But was it Ripple, Thunderbird or Koolaid?"

It was breast milk! lmao

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so bad! lol
Who is his sugar mama? Shug? lmao

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sugar mama Shug rules!


10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are being so bad! roflmao

Where did you get that sense of humor boy? In a Cracker Jack box? lol

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not tellin. ;P

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon aka Mr. Private,
You don't play fair! You know where I got mine..but you already knew the answer! (I got your number boy!) lol

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Mr. private said...


2:20 PM  
Anonymous Ms. Knows All Too Well Everything said...

So clever but I learned from the master and it wasn't Barney's master!

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barney... lol

Barney rules!

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Barney rules!" lol

If only his master had a brain and if Barney didn't live in Oz! lmao

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barney's master is still looking for his brain. He left his brain in the backyard at Crawford Ranch. lol

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that while he was shagging his brains out with Shug? lol

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that the man's pilot went out. Too much liquor. His cells in his manhood fried long time ago. lol

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was his latest bicycle ride after a shot of that booze! lol


6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This was his latest bicycle ride after a shot of that booze!"


9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he would have ridden it just a few a little further. lol

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correction: Just a little further! lol

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add some weed. And see how he had so many bike accidents! Weed and booze is like peas and carrots. lol

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His pilot went out, his manhood cells are fried, he lost his brains while shagging Shug and he can't ride a bicycle! All because of booze and weed! Thank God he doesn't smoke cigarettes! lol

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's lost cause Anon. He's a sexless idiot! lol

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Small one and sexless idiot would make quite a pair, don't you think? The robot and Judy fall into the Stepford Wives category. Simply no brains and no talent! lol

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Simply no brains and no talent"

She was simply hilarious on the stand. Small one and sexless idiot are one of a kind: the sexless idiot can't screw because of the alcohol and the small one can't screw because he is too small. Both dudes are simply screwed. lol

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are hopeless cases! Can't wait to see them all behind bars and they will really be screwed then! lol

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"they will really be screwed then!"

Exactly. Georgie might put up a fight. He is not used to 1 star motel like cell. lol

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see the day when the chimp is wearing orange and the smirk will be gone! lol

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I can't wait to see the day when the chimp is wearing orange and the smirk will be gone!"

We all can't for that! The world will celebrate. lol

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And how! A going away party! lol

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A going away party!


6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bon Voyage! I hope he is on the slow boat to China! lol

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I hope he is on the slow boat to China!"

No, Abu Ghraib. lol

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Michael Jackson's "Never, Never Land" lmao

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe on another planet. Maybe not. The alien might give him the boot. lol

10:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The alien would give him a probe and reject him for being nothing but an a$$hole! lmao

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reject him? The ass should be outsourced! lol

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outsourced to which planet though? Even if they outsourced him to Mars there would be a more intelligent life there! lmao

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Go to the thread of Steaks. There is a message for you.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I corrected the link on the thread of Steaks.. Sorry.. Blame on the memory loss. lol

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