My Closing Arguments...
coming soon...
I just have to run out and pick up a few items for tonight - trying something new making Sausage, Mushroom and Polenta Lasagna I saw Rachel Ray make on TV.
I just have to run out and pick up a few items for tonight - trying something new making Sausage, Mushroom and Polenta Lasagna I saw Rachel Ray make on TV.
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 2/24/2007
63 Comments:
We wash our hands of this mess! ;)
We wash our hands of this mess! ;)
Hurry Jan,
Get your sailboat to dock, pour yourself a Mai Tai, lay your head on the warm sand or some stud's chest and enjoy your read becasue JBs know...Justice does not rest for vacations. ;)
Actually it will be nice for many of us to read the actual documents instead of the live blogging.
Confession: I called the health department, but obviously they have washed their hands of this mess.
Have a great weekend Fitzie and JBs...see you next week ;)
Don't even attempt to try this recipe!
If you do, have a cab on standby to take you and your date to the hospital in case of food poisoning.
Don't forget 911!
LOL!
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OMG!
Sausage, Mushroom and Polenta Lasagna!
I cannot imagine eating polenta (starch) with pasta (starch), which lasagna is, unless the polenta replaces the pasta sheets.
Unfortunately, I cannot follow the link, otherwise I'd know what Rachel May is on about.
I recorded Saturday Kitchen this morning, while posting my comments on previous thread.
Think I'll go and watch it and cook something really decent.
I once ate a dish which was cooked for me in an Italian rifugio in the Alps. It was spaghetti with potatoes and egg, like a carbonara, but without the speck and bacon. The cook, one of my students and a CEO, was taught it by a monk during the war, when bacon was scarce.
When I was living in Tuscany, I was told that they made flour from chestnuts in the war. Makes me wonder what the spaghetti was made of.
I'm looking forward to reading those closing arguments...especially, when Wells was choked up and sobbing to the Jury! LOL
Jeez, Fitz! Rachel Ray is an idiot!!
That looks gross.
You've been around D.C. too long.
No, no, Fitz. The real Fitz is a Stouffer's party size type.
Don't do it, Fitz! You know it's not worth it!
choked up and sobbing, s-q? That's how fitz'll be, if he cooks that lasagna! Specially if he's trying to impress his girl!
You cannot possibly be serious!
Stouffer's is the closest a meat-and-potatoes Irishman is going to get to Italian cooking. And he's frugal, you know. He stocks up on them when there's an $8.99 coupon. When he goes home at night, he walks up and down the aisle on his CTA line looking for extra coupons in the newspapers people have left behind.
If you first don't succeed try try again. Fitz it's time to rethink your future. You cann't live testing meals. Didn't Chicago have a big fire already. Use those meals that you put in the mirco oven or take out. Have you heard the girl scouts have change what's in those cookies no more fat. Looks like you are left with Krispy Kremes.
Randall did a great job with the shark people. Yes No Comment works well, plus no interviews will most likely destroy Barbara Walters. She can still get Wells so he can report is cry me a river act or bag for a criminal to go free. I just can't get pass that performance. It's a song I remember
oh ya " Big girls don't cry" or should it be called " Big boys don't cry", by Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons. Ya Ya you were little then but I don't have the Libby memory lost problem yet.
In order to provide a little amusement for those of us who’ll be camping outside the courtroom waiting with baited breath over the next few days for the Final Verdict, I have thought of the following game.
It is a premise of this game that, of the following people, the average JB visiting this blogsite, hates in this order, first Scooter, then me, then PJF, then finally themselves.
Put differently, they love the following people in the following order, first themselves, then PJF, then me, and finally Scooter.
So, I will be posting over the next few days extracts from a text written by a well-known American author on the process whereby a steer gets from a field to PJF’s plate in the form of lasagne.
The idea of the game is to guess the identity of the author, the work, and the date when it was written.
I will remove any indications from the text as to the writer’s identity, e.g. his place of birth.
If you guess before Scooter is convicted, Scooter goes to jail.
If you guess after Scooter is convicted, I go to jail.
If you guess before Scooter is aquitted, PJF goes to jail.
If you guess after Scooter is aquitted, or you don’t guess at all, you go to jail.
The text in question begins as follows:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CHICAGO is the great American city. New York is one of the capitals of the world and Los Angeles is a constellation of plastic, San Francisco is a lady, Boston has become Urban Renewal, Philadelphia and Baltimore and Washington wink like dull diamonds in the smog of Eastern Megalopolis, and New Orleans is unremarkable past the French quarter. Detroit is a one-trade town, Pittsburgh has lost its golden triangle, St. Louis has become the golden arch of the corporation, and nights in Kansas City close early. The oil depletion allowance makes Houston and Dallas naught but checkerboards for this sort of game. But Chicago is a great American city. Perhaps it is the last of the great American cities.
The reporter was sentimental about the town. Since he had grown up in _______, it took him no time to recognise, whenever he was in Chicago again, that the urbanites here were like the good people of _______ - they were simple, strong, warm-spirited, sly, rough, compassionate, jostling, tricky and extraordinarily good-natured because they had sex in their pockets, muscles oin their back, hot ears around the corner, neighbourhoods which dripped with the sauce of local legend, and real city architecture, brownstones with different windows on every floor, vistas for miles of red-brick and two-family wood-frame houses with balconies and porches, runty stunted treed rich as farmland in their promise of tenderness the first city evenings of spring, streets where kids played stick-ball and roller-hockey, lots of smoke and iron twilight. The clangor of the late Nineteenth Century, the very hope of greed, was in these streets. London one hundred years ago could not have looked much better.
Hi Anthony:
Long time..no see! How is dinner coming along? LOL
Yep, Fitz should order out or go out for dinner..cooking is not his speciality but putting evildoers behind bars is! :)
As far as the book, I believe it is the well known author, Norman Mailer, and I believe the title is "Miami and the Siege of Chicago" written in 1968.
He was born in New Jersey, grew up in NY, Brooklyn to be exact. :)
My Closing Arguments...
coming soon...
I just have to run out and pick up a few items for tonight - trying something new making Sausage, Mushroom and Polenta Lasagna I saw Rachel Ray make on TV.
What a multi-talented prosecutor you are!
Anyway, it sounds good! Are we invited?
Today and tonight is busy busy busy for me, so I'll have to join the party late...
So, Anthony, I guess this is what will be...
"If you guess before Scooter is convicted, Scooter goes to jail."
:)
Anthony:
Also, the title for the book was because Norman Mailer attended the Republican Convention in Miami, and then the Democratic Convention in Chicago in 1968.
New Thread.
You've got the author, the chapter, and the year, s-q.
the title of the book is "Some Honorable Men".
The precise dates are August 24-29.
Anthony:
I disagree, "Some Honorable Men" was written in 1976.
"Miami and the Siege of Chicago" was written in 1968.
:)
The 3 wicked witches of the east; Toesuck, BedPann, and Feldthing could learn something from Mailer. Like how to be a journalist. lol
"The 3 wicked witches of the east; Toesuck, BedPann, and Feldthing could learn something from Mailer."
Half bitches half dogs. LOL!
PPN
These dogs? lol
Feldthing
Toesuck
BedPann
Yeah, I'm really bad!! lol
PPP:
LOL! You are bad!
PPN
I told you if we were law partners we would be in trouble but we would have fun! My bad! lol
PPP:
All work no play... You fill in the blanks to that. We would never get any work done if we were law partners. Hee hee.. Now, if we replace the Z man and Fitz in their closing arguments, we would have the jurors laughing so hard. LOL! Wells and Jeffress are too stiff as attorneys.
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PPN
Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury.
"We are the Pink Panties Prosecutors and we're going to prove to you that the defendant is guilty without a shadow of a doubt. My partner, "Pink Panties In A Bind", will go first. lol
The Jurors would have to be excused to run to the restroom before they have an accident! roflmao
PPN:
LOL!
"Thank you, Pink Panties Patrol, my law partner. Ladies and gentleman of the jury. The 'choked back a sob' defense attorney, Wells, believes that his client is innocent. Now, I don't know if Wells should get a Emmy, Oscar, Tony or simply a diaper. He should portray Tony Soprano. So, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, if the pink panties don't fit, you must convict!"
PPN
roflmao
Pink Panties In A Bind, I would like to interject that Wells spent the majority of his closing time explaining why he is the best attorney. As he stated he has protected the defendant for the past month and he wants him back. He kind of likes playing with a midget. Now, Jury, tell me, do the pink panties fit? lol
"As he stated he has protected the defendant for the past month and he wants him back."
PPP:
Protecting the little midget from what? Losing his baby bottle? Was Wells the little midget's parole officer or something? When Wells said "give him back," he was referring to the midget's bottle! Maybe you should show the jurors how well the pink panties fit on you.
lol
PPN
Yeah, who protected the midget before Wells got him? Was Cheney protecting him? lol
We can both model our pink panties for the jury, along with our pink fuzzy slippers and pink fuzzy robes. lolmao
PPP:
Model our pink panties wardrobe? We would put Victoria Secrets out of business? LOL!
PPN
Geezer can model our wings collection! lolmao
We'll be on the cover of Vogue and Playboy! lol
"We'll be on the cover of Vogue and Playboy!"
What? In the buff with nothing but pink panties? That would be an interesting sight to see from two law partners. Oh the horror on Wells' face. LOL!
Wing collection on Geezer. Ha ha!
PPN
We would be the attorneys of the year after that! lolmao
After Wells see us on the cover, he would probably start appearing in court in the buff with nothing but pink panties and wings. When he cries, he will look angelic! roflmao
PPP:
Wells in the buff? LOL! See that is like seeing paint dry! It's getting late where I am at. I had so much fun with you tonight whoever you are. Hope to see you again tomorrow on the blog.
Buena noches..
p.s.
We better hope Jeffress doesn't come in the buff. Otherwise, Judge Walton would have his shades on. LMAO!
I know. I'm bad. Buena noches.
Buonas noches socio rosado de la ley de las bragas. Verte mañana en este blog. ¿Eres masculino? Soy femenino. ;)
P.S.
lol! Judge Reggie wearing shades in court! lmao
Pink Panties Law Partner..where are you? East or West coast?
P.S.S.
PPN
I had a lot of fun tonight too! ;)
PPP:
p.s. Can't you that? Too many nosy bloggers reading our comments. I'll keep it our little secret.;) Who knows? I may be in D.C.
Buenas noches...
PPN
Yes I can tell. ;)
Goodnight ;D
PPP:
¿Es usted feminite? Soy feminite. ¿Pensé que usted fue masculino?
*lol*
Night. ;D
PPN
lolmao
PPN
You thought I was male and I thought you were male. lol
Huh-oh, if the pink panties fit the jury may convict us- the pink panties prosecutors. lolmao
PPP:
¡Usted es tan chistoso! lol
¡eres hilarante también! lmao
PPP:
Do you think that BedPANN is going to show up at Fitz's conference. Will she have her rabies shot? LOL! I wonder if Wells is going to do the crying game sequel after the verdict?
PPN
BedPANN should take a back seat if she does because once she speaks and that adam's apple starts moving it will freak out everyone around her! hubba hubba babe lol
Perhaps, Dr. Frist can give her a rabies shot after he does an analysis on her adam's apple via video of course!
Wells is rehearsing his next act this weekend and he will be prepared for the verdict. He is playing this song to get the Cryin' just right roflmao
"Dr. Frist can give her a rabies shot after he does an analysis on her adam's apple via video of course!"
They both need rabies shot! lol
Wells will be singing another cry me a river song. Maybe he will nominted for the grammies.
PPN
Frist should give himself injections daily and as for BedPANN, a daily treatment of Preparation-H on that adam's apple should do the trick! lol
Wells will show up in court with a violin next time! lolmao
"Wells will show up in court with a violin next time!"
The hemorrhoids defense attorney has spoken! Wells needs more of Preparation H for his closing arguments! lmao
PPN
Listen, if Wells shows up for court in the buff, wearing pink panties, carrying a violin, and smells strongly of Preparation-H (it does have an odor, doesn't it? I dunno) he won't get past the security check point! Wells will be crying for real if he can't get in the court room with his poor client! Dang, another case lost by the lawyer of the year! lolmao
"smells strongly of Preparation-H (it does have an odor, doesn't it? I dunno) he won't get past the security check point!"
Maybe we should take out an investigation to find out the smell of preperation-W! lol
Wells should stick to bengay! I hope Wells wears panty liners with those pink panties. lmao
Pink Panties partner we do have a new case! Preparation-W case #022707 "Wells Can't Win"
File that under another loss for Wells! lol
Bengay? lol I had a boyfriend once who pulled a muscle in his leg and he put bengay on his upper leg but he got too close to you know what and he was crying and sobbing for a couple of days! No, his name wasn't Wells. roflmao
Pink panty liners with pink panties and Cahntilly lace and a wiggle and a walk, whew, makes the world go round! lolmao
case #022707... lol
Bangay dies work on an aching muscle. My ex used to use that when he jogged often. We will see Wells on the catwalk with Heidi Klum. Go Wells and struct your stuff. lmao
PPN
I was on my high school's girls track team and I was always the end runner in the 440 relay. I remember one time, after the 440 sprint, I pulled a leg muscle and it burnt bad. My track coach put something on my leg and I can't remember what it was now but it sure stopped the burning fast! I know it wasn't bengay though. That stuff smells bad! lol
Wells on the Cat Walk with Heidi Klum and Wells will be wearing wings too! Oh, the horror of that thought! roflmao
Wells had better spray water repellant on those wings before he goes down the catwalk because when he starts crying it will make those wings look soggy! lol
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