Dec 21, 2006

How Do I Reconcile...

the fact that tomorrow is both my birthday and Global Orgasm
for Peace Day?
"O" No...

88 Comments:

Anonymous o dear said...

is there a website for the global orgasm day ? like the global consciousness website it goes up and down ..

10:21 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

I dunno, Pat. I'm glad I was born on a different day in Dec. Remember that some people will use anything for an excuse to get their jollies.
Next they will have an orgasm for animals day or something.LOL. Kinda like it's five o'clock somewhere.

10:29 PM  
Anonymous maywestbelle said...

O Pat, why don't cha come up and see me sometime between the holidays

10:42 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

So, are you going to celebrate your birthday or have an orgasm or both! LOL! Hee Hee...

10:45 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

um. hi, SBP. Heehee.

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno, I have a headache.

Have a Happy Birthday tomorrow. It is your 45th right? You aren't 21 anymore, so stay out of trouble. Have fun. :)

10:51 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

I know that Fitz is going to kill me for saying that. But, hey, he opened that door about that event on his posting...I am glad my birthday is not on the Big O day...

10:54 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Sorry they chose your birthday for the big O day. Happy birthday.

11:00 PM  
Anonymous t said...

Sheesh you guys;-)

I'm speechless...teehee

11:02 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Hi,t.How's it going?

11:04 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Fitz,

Make sure you wear a blond wig if you are going to the Big O. Certainly we don't want your picture leak to the press that you attended the Big O on your birthday.. What would Jackie think of her little angel? Better you than me... LOL!

11:06 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Let's see orgasm... birthday... What is there to reconcile, Prosecutor? *lol*

This one is for you, Fitzie.

Good night JBs...

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My ex-husband used to think all my birthdays were big O days. Idiot. With 3 kids born within 4 years, a day off spent by myself would have been like the big O.

Just think, there will probably be a bunch of little ones born 9 months from Fitz's birthday. LOL.

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I had the Big O day.. This well has been dried up too long..

*lol*

11:12 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Teak,I think I'll mark the date. I'm a mother/baby nurse. We'll see how many new babies are born around September 22. lol.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

calamityjane, Bless you. That is one of the most important jobs, especially for new mothers. I've a good ones and bad ones. I was so thankful for my first birth I had such a good doctor and nurses. I was living far away from my "momma" and sister and sure appreciated it.

So thank you for the job you do. :)

11:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/
12/20/142131/95

They don't call him LIEberman for nothing.

It's official: Lieberman and Co. lied about "hacking"

11:29 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

you're welcome. I love working with them. Cuddling with the babies is the best.

11:31 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Final posting:

Looks like Viagra Poppy Bush Sr. and Viagra Dole will be fighting over Britney Spears. I think Poppy Bush will make it at the Big O event tommorw! LOL! Talk about family values!!

Bush Sr. jokes about Britney's 'underwear' in sitdown with actor Clooney

Good night! Biloxi man out!!!!

12:03 AM  
Anonymous dr. ruth said...

Nurses and mothers this is Global Orgasm Day. Please do not hijack this thread. Danke.

Now Roger my mein Liebchen, come and orgasm mit me.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous northernbelle said...

Mista Fitzgerald,

Make a list of O's ya'd like;-)


"Happy Birthday"

12:11 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Dr Ruth, say that in English. I didn't get that last part.

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.foreignaffairs.org/
19990301faessay966/
samuel-p-huntington/the-lonely-
superpower.html

March/April 1999

12:39 AM  
Anonymous fussbudget said...

Fitz,

if you have to ask, you HAVE been working too hard.
;)

12:44 AM  
Blogger Nan said...

Happy birthday!!! May your next year be everything you want it to be!

Nan

(If you don't mind, I'll assume the question you asked was rhetorical. ;-)

12:46 AM  
Anonymous fussbudget said...

and why not...

give peace a chance!

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/22/
opinion/22leverett.html?
_r=1&oref=slogin

Redacted Version of Original Op-Ed

1:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OOOOH..just checking in.. and I see we're On the tOpic of Fitz's birthday and the Big-O day tOmOrrOw! hehe

GOOdnight Justice BlOggers!

Manyana..

S-Q Outta here! :)

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Fielda said...

"Krispy Kremes".... , 1968 our Virginia high school club purchased them for @ $.65 per dozen, and went walking door-to-door, for: pennies profit, fund-raising.

"ONE DOLLAR THIRTY-FIVE, MA'AM, home delivered and fresh."

Folks were tickled to death with free home delivery/ instant breakfast and the local K. Kreme parlor was where the cops gathered, even then.

Pretty cool company:
STILL.... any other doughnut - just: cannot compete.

HOT "N NOW SIGNS ARE BEST, .... they sell doughnut holes.. bite sized - lower calerie than their sizeable cousins, the full fledged KK.....

OH OH OH OH.. OOOOO -O.... Happy Fried-day.. haha! Have a doughnut. (SAFE, very Sweet: and totally: guilt-free.)

3:01 AM  
Anonymous Kathleen M. Dickson said...

Now everyone, when their birthday coming, is going to be wondering if they can live up to the O'Fitz O'Gazmobirthday Standard.

PATRICK!!!

You bad boy.

5:48 AM  
Blogger jan said...

Happy birthday, Fitz!

7:52 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Happy Birthday, Fitz!!!

7:53 AM  
Blogger Mrs. X said...

Happy Birthday, Fitz!!!

7:55 AM  
Blogger Prezzildent despondent said...

Happy Birthday, Fitz!!!

7:58 AM  
Anonymous t said...

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8:03 AM  
Anonymous Kathleen M. Dickson said...

Wow, what an extraordinary lack of talent and creativity.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous markie said...

Happy Birthday to You Paddy, as the world turns lol.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Mrs. X said...

Thank you so much for allowing me to be in the Fitz's festivities. It was fun, Bil! Thanks for letting me know the birthday surprise.. I have a flight to catch.. Be good, you hear? Have a wonderfl Xmas and New Years. I will be checking in the blog in the beginning of the year. Happy Holidays, bloggers.. Bye for now...

8:09 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Thanks, Prezzildent despondent, and Joanna (Mrs. X). And have a safe trip and wonderful holidays with your family. Thanks for the fun. I am sure Fitz will appreciate his birthday and changing or avatar.. Hee Hee..

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Fitz!

(Still waiting for my fellow JB's to jump up and say Surprise!)

Everyone wearing their birthday suit for the occasion? heehee

8:19 AM  
Blogger Prezzildent despondent said...

Hey, Biloxi:

Thanks for including me on the surprise for Fitz.. I hope that he enjoys the video for the big B-Day.. I will be back on the blog later.. Work today.. Everybody, enjoy your day...

8:35 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Happy Birthday, Fitz!

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going to try again, Bil don't forget to hold your letter up! heehee

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

9:14 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

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Happy Birhday!

9:16 AM  
Blogger jan said...

P!

9:22 AM  
Anonymous t said...

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9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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FITZ

9:27 AM  
Blogger jan said...

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9:28 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

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9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FITZ!

:) :) :)

9:35 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FITZ!

9:38 AM  
Blogger jan said...

Y

And many Ooooo's!

OOPS! I mean "MORE!"

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:42 AM  
Blogger jan said...

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9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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AND MANY MORE!!

:D :D

9:47 AM  
Anonymous t said...

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(My avator won't show under my blogger name!)

9:48 AM  
Blogger jan said...

!

9:49 AM  
Anonymous maewestbelle said...

O Pat,

Whaddaya say we put on our birthday suits and play "Chocolate"

I'll whisper in ya ear and ya melt-then its my turn

You first, since its ya birthday;-D

9:51 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Good Morning Fitz and Justice Bloggers..

Darn I missed the signing! LOL!

Happy Birthday Fitz! :)

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Morning GEF:

That's okay but did you bring chocolates for Fitz? :)

9:57 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Hi,Everybody.

10:02 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

Hi s-q, I almost forgot hee hee..

I was hoping you'd forget so I could eat them myself!

Here Fitz, from me and s-q

Happy Birthday O-Prosecutor. :D

Oh just ignore the thing in the middle. I emptied it last night!

LOL*)

10:05 AM  
Anonymous t said...

Article of the day in Wired.com:

Hoping for Good Sex in 2007

Oh my, what would Santa say if I sit on his lap and tell him that's what I want for 2007 heehee

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Gef was supposed to bring chocolate?
I thought he was the bartender today :-D Gef you drank it ALL last night? Take some asprin and run back to the store for more! LOL

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF!

OOOOh! What am I gonna do with you? That was for Fitz~! hehe

10:10 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Tee,

quote:
Oh my, what would Santa say if I sit on his lap and tell him that's what I want for 2007 heehee

LOLMAO*)

quote:
Gef was supposed to bring chocolate?
I thought he was the bartender today :-D Gef you drank it ALL last night? Take some asprin and run back to the store for more! LOL

Ok, but I'm getting him the cheap stuff..shhh don't tell him!

hee hee!

10:12 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

qoute:
OOOOh! What am I gonna do with you? That was for Fitz~! hehe

Don't just blame me missy, I saw you sneaking it down while I was wrapping the other gifts..

You don't think I noticed that Yuletide smile on ya didn't ya ?

LOL*)

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FITZ

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:

Shhhhh!! Why do ya think I'm still smiling?

FITZ...I PLEAD THE FIFTH!! LOL

10:16 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Hi Geezerpower,

Cool Cake. Justice League of America!

Complete with Action Figures(Mom always said they were dolls)

LOLMAO*)

10:17 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry I got in so late to work that I couldn't join the continuous H! Have a wonderful day!

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Geezer:

Awesome cake for the Big-O VERY SPECIAL Prosecutor! :)

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi SQ GEF and all...

A really big day today.

Earth orgasm

Winter solstice

Fitsmas

I am overwhelmed, and joyous for all human beans.

BTW...I've never seen so many Sagitariuns in my life. Arrows flying...Horse patties all over the place...LOLMAO

10:31 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Geezerpower,

It's an "O"riffic day!

Don't forget the "O"

The "O"'malleys are smiling..

Everything is green! :)

hee hee!

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF

The planet is happy, as justice prevails and the earth is replenished from horse droppings...

(:

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geezer:

We Sagittarians like to hang out with special people like you too! :)

Don't worry about the horse patties...we have a cleanup crew coming in...

Foley, Mehlman, Haggard, Hastert, Libby, Ney, Abramoff, DeLay, Rove, et al

LMAO

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SQ

Mighty fine idea. Put those boys to work doing something worthwhile, like making compost. Maybe they can learn to put some food on the table too...lol

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geezer:

Yep! hehe

If I had your email address I would like to send you a Christmas card. :)

swgdss@gmail.com

10:55 AM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

TY, TYVM everyone - especially Geezerpower for the cake (BTW, your happy face is always backwards, are you left handed?

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fitz:

S-Q throws confetti all over you and Let's Dance!!

:)

11:14 AM  
Anonymous t said...

Cool cake Geezer, I'll have a corner piece (icing, yum)

Geffy and S-Q I cannot believe you downed that bottle last night without even giving t a sniff of the cork (that's about all it takes for me) *LOL*

Fitz, It was a great day when you were born*)

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Stephen said...

Happy Birthday Fitz!

.

11:20 AM  
Blogger c said...

Hey Fitz, isn't it "O" Yes...;)

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...
TY, TYVM everyone - especially Geezerpower for the cake (BTW, your happy face is always backwards, are you left handed?

Yep...I write upside down too. Definately not a born again liberal. I came into the world that way...

Many happy birthdays to you...*

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz........

8:06 PM  

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