Dec 15, 2006

Holiday No No's...

Pray for Coal
The 10 most dangerous
play things of all time.

11. I burned myself on this one a few times. ;)

84 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya think mom and dad were trying to tell me something?

4:38 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

Ouch.
That lawn dart looks like it hurts!

I just wish they would have found a way to make those big-wheels safe. Those were too fun.

4:46 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Who are you..who, who? who, who?

4:46 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

We had a set of those lwan darts and they were so heavy you really had to throw them hard or they would drop before they hit the ring. I never saw anybody get hit. Maybe some kid stabbed another kid during horseplay.

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet the moderator of this blog was a big fan of the Creepy Crawlers.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fitz:

Atomic energy lab? LOLMAO

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Down Under Duckbill Platypus said...

Roger Rancourt aka schizophrenic
IP - 165.228.130.12
Australia - Victoria - Melbourne - Telstrainternet14

I hope TSA is on the ball.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

OH DAD: "I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model buckshot rifle, laser range finder, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"

I need it to Hunt Evildoers like Black Bart Ambien and Metamucil Evildoers like David Rockefeller!

Ok Dad? Oh and Dad, I've been a really really good boy this year!

{Ultra-brite Smile}

Hee hee hee!

4:58 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

Did you know that there is a Vietnam-era weapon (or ammo I guess) named after a lawn dart? That ought to tell you something.

On another note, Ryan's cryin again.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Dad: You'll shoot your eye out GEF!!

LOLMAO*)

Awwww...

4:59 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

GEF-
You're crackin' me up!!
( ;
hee, hee, hee

5:00 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Hi Patriot Girl!

Happy Friday! :)

5:01 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

Hello GEF.
Happy Friday to you too. ( ;

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That reminds me of my first bicycle!

I think my dad and I walked past the store about a dozen times...back & forth. I was holding his hand and would jerk him to a complete stop and tell him how badly I needed that bike! LOL

Of course, he was just playing along..and wondering how many reasons I could come up with! LOL And, he bought for me after he had heard about 1000 reasons! LOLMAO!

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have fond memories of;

"Spider Whistle! Just blow it and watch them come running!"

And;

"Eye Poker Outer! Mom warned you!"

5:13 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

LMAO @ "CROTCH ROCKET That's not the kind of pelvic thrust Suzy had in mind"

Well, then maybe it was...

That hot wheels factory does look dangerous...

I remember those pesky lawn darts too.

And the Bizarro Award goes to Atomic Energy Lab...sounds like one of Chertoff's ideas...

and I see word verification is back lol

5:14 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Happy Friday everybody.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous subzero bitch said...

What's wrong the the mini hammock?

Nice to take a nap outside on a cold winter's day...

5:21 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

What are all these crazy postings about?

5:21 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Hi CJ and all...

Which "crazy" postings are you referring to?

5:23 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

Happy Friday to you too Calamity.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder if a bus load of mentally ill people unloaded at the Fitz blog bus stop!

So, I'm gonna open a new Big Pharma store right next door to Fitz's blog bus stop!

ROFLMAO

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But first I have to track down my sign...I mean my avatar...LOL

5:28 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Like these anonymous ones That say things that make no sense and the people who are blogging as other people like roger rancort et al. Also, I think one of the anonymous ones might be stalking me sorta. I know it is the same person by what is said.

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The crazy ones are getting deleted from now on. "He" was warned repeatedly starting months ago and enough is enough as of last night.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

S-Q,

I thought your pharmacy had been opened for awhile...since the meds have been hanging around here lately lol

5:31 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

S-Q:
Be sure to stock plenty of narcan and geodon for that pharm,lol.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be jealous Wal-Mart..be very jealous..cause my big Pharma Store is gonna feature Greeters handing out chocolates!

And, GEF said he would work for me if he could have free chocolates!!
LOLMAO

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calamity thats Rancourt up there at 5:30...before it gets deleted...playing as reporter Jason Leopold now.

5:33 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Uh everyone here might want to skip a week if you frequent the:

OLIVE GARDEN


Hundreds Sick!

D'OH!

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Getting Very Close Now said...

Like we don't already have enough crazies at 1600 Pennsylvania we have to go import Roger from Lidcombe, New South Wales Australia!

Rog, draw your shades we can see you. Hear the clicking on the phone? Computer light blink more often than usual?

5:34 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

CJ

What is narcan and geodon?

S-Q,

If you are handking out chocolates, I might even show up. LOL

Thanks Fitzie for deleting the obnoxious ones...

Hi GEF...

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, who wants to be my first customer? You get free chocolates with your meds and GEF is handing out both!

Kind of like Fitzmas...indictments in those stockings!

LOLMAO

5:35 PM  
Anonymous crazed malcontent said...

I'll take the Lithium/Lindt truffles package S-Q.

5:36 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

S-Q...please pass another chocolate...turtles please, and surprise me with some form of ibuprofen

5:38 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

I'll do anything for free chocolates..

Especially those Christmas Chocolates like Ferrero Roche

I'm like a car with a full tank of gas on those..

hee hee!

5:39 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Hi Chimpcoulter! :)

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CalamityJane:

You can watch for abnormal side effects/ reactions...

you know 100 side effects to each med..
so, you can cart the people away when you see them falling to the floor!

We don't want any evidence of problems at my Big Pharma Store!

Pass the chocolates to CC! But don't let her touch the box..she has been sick! Don't want any germs in my Big Pharma Store!

ROFLMAOLOL

5:41 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Hi CalamityJane!

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rog, it's just all very very sad now, you shouldn't do this to yourself. :(

5:43 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

SQ: sign me up. I love chocolate. geodon is an antipschotic med. narcan is a drug reversal agent. It'll bring them off that crack they just might be smokin'.
Hi GEF.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...S-Q thinks she will give GEF lots of free chocolates and see how far he will go on that full tank of gas!!

ROFLMAO

5:46 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

Don't forget the extra supply of Female hormones for Coultergeist!

If she don't get her shots, she's sprouts a full beard by morning...

Zoom

hee hee!

5:46 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

S-Q,

What did you give me???????

I now have:

unexplained muscle pain and weakness, shortness of breath, a slow heartbeat, weight loss, fatigue, hypertension, dizziness, faintness, abdominal pain, and nausea...

and I fear severe heart failure or worse...

5:47 PM  
Anonymous an observer said...

Go away Carl...

5:48 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

quote:
Hmmm...S-Q thinks she will give GEF lots of free chocolates and see how far he will go on that full tank of gas!!

Better watch out when I run out of Gas though.. I'll be asleep for days..

hee hee!

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:

Call CalamityJane! I just went into shock seeing Coultergeist!
I need air...

And, have her check out CC too!

LOL

5:49 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

If you haven't tried the white chocolate Lindt truffles, you must. Grab one the next time you are at borders (in the yellow wrapper).

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe wack job is a woman. I recall a very hypersensitive post from way back that didn't play very well with others, getting closer.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:

Save all the marzapan chocolates for me! After I recover from seeing Coultergeist!
LOL

5:55 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

SQ. I think we're gonna need a Big Pharma store crashcart for emergencies like these.

5:55 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

speaking of coultergeist...

I'm taking a poll...Should I change my handle here? I've grown so used to it...it may be hard to part with...not sure

But I am so opposite of the mann...in looks, beliefs, politics, integrity, & heart, etc...

I can be a smart-@ss once in awhile though...lol

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CalamityJane:

Yes, I agree!! We'll keep an emergency kit by the door when we see that bus load being dropped off!
LOL

5:57 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

LOL*) Well don't worry..

Coultergeist says she's a woman...

Nip Tuck specialist can do wonders these days.. :)

They need to drill down that Adam's apple tho..

Boo!

Who's blind ?

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CC:

But you're not evil like Coultergeist!! That Mann is EVIL!

I keep losing my avatar.. hmmm

5:59 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

quote:
Save all the marzapan chocolates for me! After I recover from seeing Coultergeist!

You're on your own s-q, If you don't recover fast you'll only find well preserved wrappers that look like they have chocolates in it but are empty..

I'm that fast..

6:00 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

GEF, that's too funny. lol. I gotta go. Just got a call. Got a hot date.Later Justice Bloggers!.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Latest Fitzie news from MSNBC:

"Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald has signaled that none of the government witnesses he intends to call will refuse to testify in the upcoming trial of Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, I Lewis "Scooter" Libby.

Fitzgerald did not say if Cheney or other top White House officials were on his witness list. But, he says, that none of the proposed witnesses intend to assert executive privilege, in an attempt to exclude their testimony.

The vice president himself has said in a CNN interview in June, "I may be called as a witness."

The special counsel only says that he, "is not aware of any government witness who is intending to assert a blanket privilege, and the government does not otherwise anticipate any of its witnesses moving to quash or limit trial subpoenas, " according to the court filing.

Fitzgerald also writes that he does not intend to examine any witnesses on any topic for which, "we expect an assertion of privilege."

link

Have to run...hope to bbl

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here..CC ..take some chocolates with you before GEF eats all of them! LOL

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:

You silly boy! You have eaten all of the chocolates already! What will we hand out to our customers now?

LOLMAO

6:06 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Save some of the white ones for me! Have a great weekend!

6:07 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Thanks for the news CC!

I got a cement truck dropping off a ton of chocolate for my Christmas display...

..be back later folks!

hee hee!

6:08 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

"The special counsel only says that he, "is not aware of any government witness who is intending to assert a blanket privilege, and the government does not otherwise anticipate any of its witnesses moving to quash or limit trial subpoenas, " according to the court filing."

Well that's good news.
Good way to end my Friday.
You all have a good weekend.
Peace.

6:08 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

See Dick. See Dick testify. :D

6:09 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

quote:
You silly boy! You have eaten all of the chocolates already! What will we hand out to our customers now?

Here just melt some m&ms and cover some popcorn with it...

They'll never know the difference..

LOL*)

Cya..

6:09 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

ps.

Fitz,

Don't forget to bring a bib for his drools..

GEF OUT!

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 5:50 PM

I believe that you are refering to an Australian woman who could come here very late EST and into the morning and post salaciously on matters of horse breeding. S-Q debated her and confirmed that this was an experienced equestrian woman too.

Very doubtful here if that was your disturbed one in question.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF's chocolate Christmas display will be gone by tomorrow! hehe

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon @6:11

FYI

That same person is the Kitty!

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 5:50, you may haqve meant the woman caught up in all this paranoiac fisher intrique that would tell Fitz and Biloxi to F off. Long posts and rambles and an extremely distirbing and sad webpage. Rancourt quickly took her under his wing too.

Fitz said goodnight, watch Roger's spam pile up now!

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did SQ make Chimpcoulter sick?

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon @6:27:

Well, CC and I have been eating too many chocolates! That is how CC got sick! She was joking!
LOLMAO

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She linked a Mann Coulter pic. It isn't for the squemish.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She might be mann coulter.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm serious. sometimes sounds like a man sometimes a woman

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good evening all,

hot wheels huh, I used to have that-it was called the juice machine-charge them up and run around the track fun fun! no coal for t, i've been a good girl heehee
bbl typing on this thing is trying...t-pda

6:37 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Happy Chanukah!

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

observer,

no spell checking used for my fat fingers when trying to keep up with the sicko comments like yours are before they get deleted.

you turned to be very senstive didn't you....got yer little feelings hurt huh?

6:52 PM  
Anonymous observer said...

Go ahead and delete my comments, I don't care.

I'll just make more work for you.

I'll post and post and post again.
You'll get exhausted just trying to keep up with me.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you poor pitiful thing.

7:01 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Hi again. My hot date is cooled off. He's late. The anonymous that I was referring to as possibly stalking me is obvious. The other identities this person uses on this blog are not so obvious. The person is role playing.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous observer said...

Get ready for more work.

7:04 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Answer you door QUICKLY if THEY bother to knock. :)

hullokitty69 said...

anyway American's .. im off for a break ...

i may contemplate while I'm gone blowing up the Sydney Opera House with grenades or driving a semi trailer over the Harbour Bridge with explosives on board of course.

i mean if george bush can get away with demolishing the world trade centre and he is a fuck wit .. image what someone with brains can do .. like me ...

ttfn

5:26 PM

7:22 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Geez....is there a full moon?

8:57 AM  

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