Holiday No No's...
Pray for CoalThe 10 most dangerous
play things of all time.
11. I burned myself on this one a few times. ;)
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 12/15/2006
Dec 15, 2006
Pray for CoalThe 10 most dangerous
play things of all time.
11. I burned myself on this one a few times. ;)
About Me
- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
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76 Comments:
ya think mom and dad were trying to tell me something?
Who are you..who, who? who, who?
We had a set of those lwan darts and they were so heavy you really had to throw them hard or they would drop before they hit the ring. I never saw anybody get hit. Maybe some kid stabbed another kid during horseplay.
I'll bet the moderator of this blog was a big fan of the Creepy Crawlers.
Fitz:
Atomic energy lab? LOLMAO
Roger Rancourt aka schizophrenic
IP - 165.228.130.12
Australia - Victoria - Melbourne - Telstrainternet14
I hope TSA is on the ball.
OH DAD: "I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model buckshot rifle, laser range finder, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"
I need it to Hunt Evildoers like Black Bart Ambien and Metamucil Evildoers like David Rockefeller!
Ok Dad? Oh and Dad, I've been a really really good boy this year!
{Ultra-brite Smile}
Hee hee hee!
Dad: You'll shoot your eye out GEF!!
LOLMAO*)
Awwww...
Hi Patriot Girl!
Happy Friday! :)
That reminds me of my first bicycle!
I think my dad and I walked past the store about a dozen times...back & forth. I was holding his hand and would jerk him to a complete stop and tell him how badly I needed that bike! LOL
Of course, he was just playing along..and wondering how many reasons I could come up with! LOL And, he bought for me after he had heard about 1000 reasons! LOLMAO!
I have fond memories of;
"Spider Whistle! Just blow it and watch them come running!"
And;
"Eye Poker Outer! Mom warned you!"
LMAO @ "CROTCH ROCKET That's not the kind of pelvic thrust Suzy had in mind"
Well, then maybe it was...
That hot wheels factory does look dangerous...
I remember those pesky lawn darts too.
And the Bizarro Award goes to Atomic Energy Lab...sounds like one of Chertoff's ideas...
and I see word verification is back lol
Happy Friday everybody.
What's wrong the the mini hammock?
Nice to take a nap outside on a cold winter's day...
What are all these crazy postings about?
Hi CJ and all...
Which "crazy" postings are you referring to?
Sometimes I wonder if a bus load of mentally ill people unloaded at the Fitz blog bus stop!
So, I'm gonna open a new Big Pharma store right next door to Fitz's blog bus stop!
ROFLMAO
But first I have to track down my sign...I mean my avatar...LOL
Like these anonymous ones That say things that make no sense and the people who are blogging as other people like roger rancort et al. Also, I think one of the anonymous ones might be stalking me sorta. I know it is the same person by what is said.
The crazy ones are getting deleted from now on. "He" was warned repeatedly starting months ago and enough is enough as of last night.
S-Q,
I thought your pharmacy had been opened for awhile...since the meds have been hanging around here lately lol
S-Q:
Be sure to stock plenty of narcan and geodon for that pharm,lol.
Be jealous Wal-Mart..be very jealous..cause my big Pharma Store is gonna feature Greeters handing out chocolates!
And, GEF said he would work for me if he could have free chocolates!!
LOLMAO
Calamity thats Rancourt up there at 5:30...before it gets deleted...playing as reporter Jason Leopold now.
Uh everyone here might want to skip a week if you frequent the:
OLIVE GARDEN
Hundreds Sick!
D'OH!
Like we don't already have enough crazies at 1600 Pennsylvania we have to go import Roger from Lidcombe, New South Wales Australia!
Rog, draw your shades we can see you. Hear the clicking on the phone? Computer light blink more often than usual?
CJ
What is narcan and geodon?
S-Q,
If you are handking out chocolates, I might even show up. LOL
Thanks Fitzie for deleting the obnoxious ones...
Hi GEF...
Okay, who wants to be my first customer? You get free chocolates with your meds and GEF is handing out both!
Kind of like Fitzmas...indictments in those stockings!
LOLMAO
I'll take the Lithium/Lindt truffles package S-Q.
S-Q...please pass another chocolate...turtles please, and surprise me with some form of ibuprofen
s-q,
I'll do anything for free chocolates..
Especially those Christmas Chocolates like Ferrero Roche
I'm like a car with a full tank of gas on those..
hee hee!
Hi Chimpcoulter! :)
CalamityJane:
You can watch for abnormal side effects/ reactions...
you know 100 side effects to each med..
so, you can cart the people away when you see them falling to the floor!
We don't want any evidence of problems at my Big Pharma Store!
Pass the chocolates to CC! But don't let her touch the box..she has been sick! Don't want any germs in my Big Pharma Store!
ROFLMAOLOL
Hi CalamityJane!
Rog, it's just all very very sad now, you shouldn't do this to yourself. :(
SQ: sign me up. I love chocolate. geodon is an antipschotic med. narcan is a drug reversal agent. It'll bring them off that crack they just might be smokin'.
Hi GEF.
Hmmm...S-Q thinks she will give GEF lots of free chocolates and see how far he will go on that full tank of gas!!
ROFLMAO
s-q,
Don't forget the extra supply of Female hormones for Coultergeist!
If she don't get her shots, she's sprouts a full beard by morning...
Zoom
hee hee!
S-Q,
What did you give me???????
I now have:
unexplained muscle pain and weakness, shortness of breath, a slow heartbeat, weight loss, fatigue, hypertension, dizziness, faintness, abdominal pain, and nausea...
and I fear severe heart failure or worse...
Go away Carl...
s-q,
quote:
Hmmm...S-Q thinks she will give GEF lots of free chocolates and see how far he will go on that full tank of gas!!
Better watch out when I run out of Gas though.. I'll be asleep for days..
hee hee!
GEF:
Call CalamityJane! I just went into shock seeing Coultergeist!
I need air...
And, have her check out CC too!
LOL
I believe wack job is a woman. I recall a very hypersensitive post from way back that didn't play very well with others, getting closer.
GEF:
Save all the marzapan chocolates for me! After I recover from seeing Coultergeist!
LOL
SQ. I think we're gonna need a Big Pharma store crashcart for emergencies like these.
speaking of coultergeist...
I'm taking a poll...Should I change my handle here? I've grown so used to it...it may be hard to part with...not sure
But I am so opposite of the mann...in looks, beliefs, politics, integrity, & heart, etc...
I can be a smart-@ss once in awhile though...lol
CalamityJane:
Yes, I agree!! We'll keep an emergency kit by the door when we see that bus load being dropped off!
LOL
s-q,
LOL*) Well don't worry..
Coultergeist says she's a woman...
Nip Tuck specialist can do wonders these days.. :)
They need to drill down that Adam's apple tho..
Boo!
Who's blind ?
CC:
But you're not evil like Coultergeist!! That Mann is EVIL!
I keep losing my avatar.. hmmm
s-q,
quote:
Save all the marzapan chocolates for me! After I recover from seeing Coultergeist!
You're on your own s-q, If you don't recover fast you'll only find well preserved wrappers that look like they have chocolates in it but are empty..
I'm that fast..
GEF, that's too funny. lol. I gotta go. Just got a call. Got a hot date.Later Justice Bloggers!.
Latest Fitzie news from MSNBC:
"Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald has signaled that none of the government witnesses he intends to call will refuse to testify in the upcoming trial of Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, I Lewis "Scooter" Libby.
Fitzgerald did not say if Cheney or other top White House officials were on his witness list. But, he says, that none of the proposed witnesses intend to assert executive privilege, in an attempt to exclude their testimony.
The vice president himself has said in a CNN interview in June, "I may be called as a witness."
The special counsel only says that he, "is not aware of any government witness who is intending to assert a blanket privilege, and the government does not otherwise anticipate any of its witnesses moving to quash or limit trial subpoenas, " according to the court filing.
Fitzgerald also writes that he does not intend to examine any witnesses on any topic for which, "we expect an assertion of privilege."
link
Have to run...hope to bbl
Here..CC ..take some chocolates with you before GEF eats all of them! LOL
GEF:
You silly boy! You have eaten all of the chocolates already! What will we hand out to our customers now?
LOLMAO
Save some of the white ones for me! Have a great weekend!
Thanks for the news CC!
I got a cement truck dropping off a ton of chocolate for my Christmas display...
..be back later folks!
hee hee!
See Dick. See Dick testify. :D
s-q,
quote:
You silly boy! You have eaten all of the chocolates already! What will we hand out to our customers now?
Here just melt some m&ms and cover some popcorn with it...
They'll never know the difference..
LOL*)
Cya..
ps.
Fitz,
Don't forget to bring a bib for his drools..
GEF OUT!
Anon 5:50 PM
I believe that you are refering to an Australian woman who could come here very late EST and into the morning and post salaciously on matters of horse breeding. S-Q debated her and confirmed that this was an experienced equestrian woman too.
Very doubtful here if that was your disturbed one in question.
GEF's chocolate Christmas display will be gone by tomorrow! hehe
Anon @6:11
FYI
That same person is the Kitty!
Anon 5:50, you may haqve meant the woman caught up in all this paranoiac fisher intrique that would tell Fitz and Biloxi to F off. Long posts and rambles and an extremely distirbing and sad webpage. Rancourt quickly took her under his wing too.
Fitz said goodnight, watch Roger's spam pile up now!
How did SQ make Chimpcoulter sick?
Anon @6:27:
Well, CC and I have been eating too many chocolates! That is how CC got sick! She was joking!
LOLMAO
She linked a Mann Coulter pic. It isn't for the squemish.
She might be mann coulter.
I'm serious. sometimes sounds like a man sometimes a woman
good evening all,
hot wheels huh, I used to have that-it was called the juice machine-charge them up and run around the track fun fun! no coal for t, i've been a good girl heehee
bbl typing on this thing is trying...t-pda
Happy Chanukah!
observer,
no spell checking used for my fat fingers when trying to keep up with the sicko comments like yours are before they get deleted.
you turned to be very senstive didn't you....got yer little feelings hurt huh?
Go ahead and delete my comments, I don't care.
I'll just make more work for you.
I'll post and post and post again.
You'll get exhausted just trying to keep up with me.
you poor pitiful thing.
Hi again. My hot date is cooled off. He's late. The anonymous that I was referring to as possibly stalking me is obvious. The other identities this person uses on this blog are not so obvious. The person is role playing.
Get ready for more work.
Answer you door QUICKLY if THEY bother to knock. :)
hullokitty69 said...
anyway American's .. im off for a break ...
i may contemplate while I'm gone blowing up the Sydney Opera House with grenades or driving a semi trailer over the Harbour Bridge with explosives on board of course.
i mean if george bush can get away with demolishing the world trade centre and he is a fuck wit .. image what someone with brains can do .. like me ...
ttfn
5:26 PM
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