Dec 13, 2006

Someone Has A Crush On Me...

over at the State Department or

it is a slow day in the world of foreign affairs, Condi can't fathom why I won't go out with her or an indication of a dirty trick/smear campaign on the eve of the Libby trial.


Blogger jan said...

Who doesn't ;D

Hehe, stay away from soy, Fitz!

5:15 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Legions of fans......but what in the world is the "gay" item on the google search line?????

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can vouch that paddy is not queer. as for gay, i've always known him to he cheerful.

5:19 PM  
Anonymous clarice feldman said...

That was me Fitz, you caught me.
You just happen to be the only man that ever got this lesbo hot under the boxers.

Cute pic Jan. IM me!

5:20 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Amazing the mentality of people.. If a person who is unattached and unmarried, some people want to label as either something is wrong with you or you are gay... This tell you what mentality that we are dealing with that type of google search.. The NSA needs to google gerbil's name and add the word "idiot" next to the name and see what comes out of that search...

5:21 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

LOL- I hope Lucky Charms and Krispy Kremes are soy free. ;)

Grandmanuk - the way Sitemeter works (you can click on it via the prism at the botton of this blog) is that you can see the referring URL for each visitor. Click on it and it will take you to the source of the original search i.e. "Patrick Fitzgerald" gay unmarried - as in this case it was a search from an IP at the US Dept. of State.

Maybe Condi is still pissed at me and trying to spread a few rumors after I kicked her out of my weekly Klingon Scrabble Group. ;)

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fitz, you know everybody here on your blog has a crush on you!

Even the guys!


5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno there are closet bi's everywhere ...

I was directed too them by a friend once ...

Can you imagine being bi. What angst it must cause.

Bush is a real maaaaa!!!!!!

Where are you Rodger?

5:28 PM  
Anonymous maf54 said...

I do Fitzie.. I miss you. (smooches)

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the world turns. the sun rises and sets to reveal the yang and the yin in all things. No matter what name we hang on a person, happening or philosophy, it remains the same, only changing by the truth revealed therein.

Wow...I said that. Profound reverlation #123.
There are certain things that are unchanging, or at least appear to be. A quartz crystal has 6 sides. If it has 8 sides it is something else, and changes because of the behaviour of vibrations as they rise in frequency. And all these kind of happenings occur in the octave as described by a guy named Pythagorus. And thats the truth. Because it is unchanging, as far as I know.

What matters is the disharmony we experience when we keep hearing a lie. It is much easyer to cause disharmony than to make harmonious vibes.


5:30 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

PJF...If it was Condi, you were right to give her the boot!

5:34 PM  
Blogger hullokitty69 said...

You reep what you sow, people ....

What goes around comes around ....

Boo hoo hoo it all comes back to you ....

Oh what a tangled web we weave and all that jazz.

shutup Elmore

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that screen shot is like recent and from arlington. how did you get that?

5:34 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

I suspect Condi. Someone at the House has been on lately too.

Sitemeter is way off on my operating system and browser...

5:35 PM  
Anonymous rufus rumquart said...

Don't tell anyone but I have an inflatable male doll that is dressed up like an 85 year old Hasidic Rabbi.

That long white beard tickles my loins so.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"PJF...If it was Condi, you were right to give her the boot!"

That and confiscate her farragamo shoes..

When the stuff hits the fan with investigations in the WH next year, Girlfriday would have wished that she took that job as the NFL commissioner...

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well you snoopy old troll paddy, lol. glad i show up as an unknown. rotf

5:44 PM  
Anonymous roger rancourt said...

My God! Fitzgreralds office has been taken over by the Neo-Cons again!

This is not the real Fitz! He would never talk to me like that and has been working closely with Jeff Fisher and my Whistle Blowers!

5:48 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Anon 5:34 -

My Sitemeter's clock is an hour off. And yes, it was very recent. Maybe thet have a flex schedule at State since I am sure no one would be using the Google in that manner on the taxpayers dime. Besides,the Google is an important tool in the War on Terror to find nuclear scientists, makers of WMDs and DHS sexual predators on blogs and in AOL teen chat rooms? ;)

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This is not the real Fitz! He would never talk to me like that and has been working closely with Jeff Fisher and my Whistle Blowers!"


Yup, and the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny...

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geezer Power,

In the immortal words of Mr. Natural:

"Don't worry about it!"

5:52 PM  
Blogger jan said...


Fitz's world isn't spinning, if you haven't noticed.
But, your beautiful crown is spinning spots all over the place ;D very pretty!

5:53 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...


And they call Alex Jones paranoid!!

PS: I don't follow alex jones, its just a euphenism......6=)

Lots of NSA types always track blogs if they are posting hot content, almost always around lunch

Noticed any big discussions today, GEF?....

Maybe the state department should create a new school to debate middle east policies for peace....

5:55 PM  
Anonymous CNN said...

"Besides,the Google is an important tool in the War on Terror to find nuclear scientists, makers of WMDs and DHS sexual predators on blogs and in AOL teen chat rooms?"

And the E. coli outbreak linked to Taco Bell, cheap tickets to Lakers-Heat NBA game, free downloads, free coupons, and the missing liquor bottles at the WH...

5:55 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

roger rancourt
"That is not Fitzgerald!!!!!!!"

Roger impersonator, get a life.

As you know there is only one Roger, GEF, Jeff Fisher, anthony and anything else.

And as you soon forget, "Fitz" does not personally come here often since it is run by staff.
And Jason Leopold's friends.

Como estas? Tu?

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And as you soon forget, "Fitz" does not personally come here often since it is run by staff.
And Jason Leopold's friends."

LOL! Leopold's friends??? OMG, Roger is definitely sniffing on glue or something.. The most bizaare comment that I ever heard...

6:05 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

LOL Roger - you have "it" all figured out don't you? I suggest you start your own blog and stop linking to racist and hateful web sites or I will unleash a crack Delta Force unit led by Oliver North and Jason Leopold on you. ;)

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jan!!

I hope you're having a great BIRTHDAY

S-Q throws confetti up into the air!! :) :)

Christmas is coming soon too! :)


6:07 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

LOL Delta.

Well Jason and his reporter friends are gradually beginning to understand..

It is not racism anymore than people are anti-italian for going after italian crime gangs.

Its simply debate about criminals. Criminals that cause war in the mid-east and are jewish or christian in name only....

Its too bad people didn't realize it was ok to criticize Zionist mafias though, until after we got to the present situation of bad vibes in the east-messopotamia conflict..

We might not have any of this, Israel & Iran might all get along and so could Abdullah of Saudi.

6:13 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Thank you S-Q!!!

That song is great, seeing as most of us 'Fitz girls' are Sag's

"you say it's your birth day, it's my birth day too, YEA!"

Super cool!

I'm off to Par-TAY!

6:13 PM  
Blogger Mrs. X said...

Happy Btihday, Jan and many more.. Good evening, ladies and gentleman.. I tried to get on the other posting but it was disabled.. I saw some pretty bizarre comments.. And it made me laugh but really sad to make crazy comments on a prosecutor's blog. I heard about the poltician from South Dakota who suffered a stroke. I hope that he pulls through and I certainly don't want a GOP controlled Senate... Best wishes for a speedy recovery.. Got to run. Heading to the gym.. Bye for now...

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi everyone, fitz it was just me-sitting at somebodys state dept desk of a guy who has a crush on me (coursehe didn't know I was googling you;-) heeheehee

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well Jason and his reporter friends are gradually beginning to understand.."

Reporting from MEDS news network. Back to you Bob...

6:18 PM  
Blogger dream-soldier said...

Today is the 3rd Anniversary of arresting Sadam Hussein

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Condi said...

Fitz, it was me because there is no other explanation. For the last time!

Why won't you dance with me/I'm not no Limburger!

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Correct me if I'm wrong anon, but is it not anti-semitic for criminals to slaughter thousands of arabs?"

Now I know why most people in the U.S. are medicated....

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


For the Stalkers:

I have asked some of my friends at the Scottsdale Police Dept. to monitor and log any attacks upon me on this blog and any other internet sites that I may visit.

I am prepared to file harassment and stalking charges against you!!

Later Justice Bloggers! :)

6:33 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

SQ - I will post Ollie and Jason on your case right away as soon as they handle the "Roger" Sanction.

6:36 PM  
Blogger hullokitty69 said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Bob Woodward said...

This State Department search may indicate the exisitence of a dirty trick campaign by attempting to smear Fitz on the eve of the Libby trial.

My unsolicited advice is to you is be seen in public with many beautiful women on your arms, perhaps Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Madeline Albright and Clarice Feldman. Also, wear a kilt on windy Chicago evenings and smile while getting out of the car for the photographers.

6:44 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...


Here the latest from Henry Waxman's website. Here is his letter dated December 7, 2006:


— Rep. Henry A. Waxman (D-CA) today announced the new
subcommittee organization of the House Government Reform Committee in the 110th Congress.
Below is the text of a letter that Rep. Waxman sent to Committee members today:

Dear [Member of the Government Reform Committee]:

Before Congress adjourns and we depart for the holidays, I want to share with you my
thinking on the organization of the Committee on Government Reform for the 110th Congress. I
also want to let you know that I have discussed this matter with Chairman Davis, as I intend to
do when important issues come before the Committee next year.

My goal is to consolidate the jurisdictions of some of the subcommittees so that the
jurisdiction of each subcommittee will have broad appeal and will engage the attention of the
subcommittee members. With this in mind, I will propose that the Committee establish five
subcommittees, as follows:

• National Security and International Relations;

• Domestic Policy, the jurisdiction of which would include the Office of National Drug
Control Policy;

• Federal Workforce, Post Office, and the District of Columbia, the jurisdiction of which
would include holidays and celebrations;

• Government Management, Organization, and Procurement, the jurisdiction of which
would include property and intergovernmental relations; and

• Information Policy, Census, and National Archives.

I look forward to working with you next Congress and wish you a happy holiday season.

Henry A. Waxman
Ranking Minority Member

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Fitz

You know real men don't wear anything under their kilts!

6:57 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope everyone has said a prayer for Senator Johnson's recovery and his ability to serve. You know, those evil-doers are probably praying for his demise to save their butts.


"Now the Taco Bell problem may be lettuce, although hamburger and cheese isn't being ruled out as the culprit."

FDA approving drugs that cause liver failure. That place is not for the health of the people, but for big money. Soldier survives Iraq only to come home and practically dies from an antibiotic hastily approved by politics, greed, and the FDA.

Wall Street investment bankers at the top of Goldman Sachs, bonuses of 20-50 MILLION.

7:10 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

The inmate running the asylum (WH) is still blathering about continuing to support the fledgling democracy in Iraq. The way I see it it doesn't even qualify as fledgling nor will the tribal factions in this or any country be able to put their basic prejudice aside long enough to have a "fledgling" democracy. The Sunni/Shia dispute is 1300 years old. What the hell did this incompetent boob think was going to happen when he pulled the lid off this can of worms?

You would think that the trouncing he got in November would at least give him some pause to continue this fiasco! What a disgrace!

7:13 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Update on the Senator:

Update on Johnson's Condition

Word has it that he is speaking and is expected to be fine. More to come...

7:22 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Happy Birthday Jan
Fitz if you think this is your only crush well think again. The line is getting longer as we speak.
Oh Fitz don't look for Bush to change the Iraq policy. When Cheney was summoned to the Saudi King he was given the orders to forward to George. The Saudi King doesn't want any changes in the Iraq policy and he wants the troops to stay and get killed by the Sunni/Shiite conflict. The Study Group thinks we should leave Iraq also the American people want the troops to leave but Bush gets his orders from the Saudi King. Get back to me in January says exactly what I just said " stay the course".

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rancourt stop insulting the intelligences and memories of many here why don't you? You were exposed as what you are long ago here.

Have any that went after Italiano mobsters ever referred to them as greaseballs, wops or guineas, at least publically? (lol)

You can't deny posting words here like "Yiddish filth" "kyke" and others. I could go on and repeat your more of hate words and thinkings but even Rancourt-Lite leaves a bitter taste in my mouth as you try to gain some respect back lately.

It's all saved in back posts and public record.

Don't you freaking dare deny this and say you were impersonated then.

Yes you have it all figured out well Rog. So well that when you were challenged one night over this sickness and you asked me to prove that I knew "Fitz", my phone call for a new post, timed to prove as I said, sent you off on other blogs warning that Fitzgerald's office was taken over Yiddish whatever, Mossad whatever ..blah blah blah...Dear Yahweh in Heaven how those nights gave me a sore stomach from laughing jags.

Anyone who challenges you is cast into your sea of paranoia as a Jewish World Wide conspirator...bizaare.

You really have some serious issues buddy.

7:31 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

Good thing "Fitzgerald" doesn't have a "W" in it else they might have been lost on "Google" forever, and finally found the "end" of the internet.

If they ask what's under the kilt, give them a Scottish response.


7:31 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

More news:

Write a letter on behalf of Bob Ney.

Ney’s lawyers are encouraging the former lawmaker’s friends to write letters to Judge Ellen Segal Huvelle, letting her know “your feelings about Bob’s character, his work for his constituents in Ohio, his work on national issues, his integrity, his dedication to public service.” Ney has pleaded guilty to “performing official acts for lobbyists in exchange for campaign contributions, expensive meals, luxury travel and skybox sports tickets” and his sentencing hearing is set for Jan. 19.

Should be another well-deserved spanking for Ney…

From thinkprogress:

John McCain’s War on Blogs

Now he has introduced legislation that would treat blogs like Internet service providers and hold them responsible for all activity in the comments sections and user profiles.

Looks like the GOP Senator grinch is stealing blogsphere...

7:33 PM  
Anonymous shutter said...

Anybody here find HulloKitty69 a little creepy?

7:40 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

SPB I read this interesting article on CNN that said it all.

The official said the king "read the riot act" to the vice president when the two met last month in the Saudi capital, Riyadh.

Now we know what Bush will say in January he has his orders.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous rufus rumquart said...

A Loon,

This is not the real Fitzgerald tonight and does have a "W" in his name.

This is the Talmudist Patrick J. Witzharold, a Mossad genetic clone and planted into the Fitz's office again.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous naschkatze said...

Who cares whether he's gay or not? A lot of women over at Firedoglake would be crushed though.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, Biloxi.

I hope it is a speedy recovery for Senator Johnson.

There better not be any dirty, evil tricks to tip the balance of the Senate.

"Mark Foley's Seduction Techniques"

No, it is Foley the pedophile grooming teen-agers. Any parent of a 16 year old boy having a 54 year old man hitting on them will call it grooming.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous naschkatze said...

One other thing. Andrew Sullivan had a long list of things he was thankful for at Thanksgiving. Patrick Fitzgerald was one of them.

7:48 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

Mister Rumquart what is a Tal-nudist?
My vocabulary is limited. I'm SOUTHERN, remember?


Is the family "Rumquart" heraldry from Ireland?

Bwahhhhhhhhh! LOL!!

7:58 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Anon at 7:45 pm:

I am glad that Senator Johnson is doing fine.. I just hated hearing the negative reports on him of if he dies, this will happen.. Yadda, yadda, yadda.. The media had this man already six feet under..

And I check out the article about Foley and pages 38-39. Let me tell you.. It is good thing that I haven't eaten yet.. Foley is one sick bastard.. It is understandable why ABC news skipped the IM when Foley and the pagers were having orgasms. I think that would truly anger the public if that part was released on the news at night.. And he did all that while Congress was voting on an important bill...The language is very vulgar.. Man, I can't tell you how I feel reading that explicit emails from a grown man to an underage young male pager...

8:00 PM  
Anonymous shuttering's aunt maude said...

yes. I agree, shutter.

8:00 PM  
Anonymous truman capote said...

No gay man would ever let a Lasagna sit in his oven for 3 years.

8:01 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

truman right you are!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous rachel ray said...

A gay man would serve that lasagna with a nice salad and garlic bread!

Followed by Tiramisu for dessert!

8:11 PM  
Anonymous ennis and jack said...

"A gay man would serve that lasagna with a nice salad and garlic bread!"

We will take that with us to Brokeback mountain..

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Rufus von rumquart said...

A Loon.
That is a word that Roger and I use disparingly towards those of the Jewish faith when we want to show how thier plans to take over the world's...oh...just do a search on Talmudists + Nazis or something similar. It's very complex and twisted.

Rumquart is derived from an ancient Aryan line that is now lost to knowledge because of these Talmudists taking over the banks and publishing houses centuries ago.

Come to think of it, the Mormons claim that Native Americans are one of the Lost Tribes of Israel so I will not talk you anymore!

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who benefits from our soldiers staying in Iraq?


No human being, regardless of race, creed, skin color, ethnicity, or religion, accepts humiliation and subjugation. As such, our military death toll will grow until the day when the rape and pillage of the “New American Century” ends and the troops come home. How much more agony should we force the children of Iraq and America to take.

8:29 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

Oh paleeeease. I was joking!!

I am not only Native American but also French, German, English, Swedish, Scottish, Irish, and, and PORTUGESE? MAYBE?

Washed in from the Spanish Armada in the year 67. (A.D.) ... maybe before that... EVE.. who was NOT JEWISH but according to evolutionists .. A MONKEY!!... LOLOLOL

Do you speak to All American Junkyard Nobody Female Dogs??

Look at it this way, my Mom gave birth to a League of Nations.. LOL!! LOL!!

(Laughter is sometimes the best Medicine. OH THERE SHE GOES QUOTING READERS DIGEST AGAIN!!)


8:31 PM  
Anonymous proof positive said...

No gay man would ever let a Lasagna sit in his oven for 3 years.

8:31 PM  
Anonymous reichsmarshall rudolf von rancourt said...

Too late A Loon,

Roger and I decided to take an iron willed steel hard stance on ANY Jewish blood that would put Der Furher to shame.

It was that Rabbi's hat that initially gave you away.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


That's very good news regarding Senator Johnson. I'm glad that he didn't have a stroke! :)

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought A-Loon looked like the witch in The Wizard of OZ.

8:51 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

Okay okay, so it's a RABBI hat. But I bought it "hot" and decorated it with feathers and beads. Got a real good deal on it... LOLOL!!

8:53 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

"MItch the Witch" is a're close, ANON.. lmao!!

8:54 PM  
Anonymous slingblade said...

wahl sir.. yer bout tha purtiest jew boy ah evah done did see. ummmmm..ummmm.

now i ain't gonna say nothin' bout nailin' nothin' folks. ummm...ummm.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...


Thanks for the Update on Johnson..

Now both the Democrats and Republicans can see how fragile their hold on power in Washington really is...

So we the American people better see some big Changes and quite soon...

As McKinney Said: "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

If you don't atone for your crimes here, you could die at any minute and you'll have to atone for them in the hereafter..

But McKinney was right!


And so Ladies and Gentlemen it's high time for: "IMPEACHMENT!"

Exclusive: McKinney Discusses her gerbil Impeachment Bill

9:17 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

From Above Article:

“Nothing is off the table unless the American people allow it to be so,”

9:17 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Hey Maybe they should check Johnson for Polonium 210 poisoning..

You never know with those NeoCONjobs up there..

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I thought about that too..

9:30 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

Senator Paul Coverdell (GA)
Died, year 2000.
brain hemorhage

9:39 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

a_loon, s-q,

Perhaps Washington uses a kindler and gentler poison..

Like the Vatican...

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A small dose can make a person very ill and can be fatal. A large dose is definitely deadly, as was the case in the spy that recently died from it.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ewww gross!
Oh my gawd slingblades back!

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Click on it and it will take you to the source of the original search i.e. "Patrick Fitzgerald" gay unmarried - as in this case it was a search from an IP at the US Dept. of State."

That is SO funny!!!

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"....or an indication of a dirty trick/smear campaign on the eve of the Libby trial."

A smear campaign, what are they thinking? (as though there is something wrong with being gay .....)

And even if there were, what impact would that have on the validity of your case??

If there is a smear campaign in the works, they are obviously
very desperate, grasping at straws. (And morons as well.....)

10:08 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

Like a little extra digitalis for a heart attack.

10:09 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

I believe Coverdell had taken a very strong stance against COCAINE which comes from .... basically Vatican controlled countries.

10:12 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Lord knows how long they've been playing that kind of dirty politics but it may be about to get put up a notch..

Remember the Anthrax scares folks..

Hanging up the shoes..G'night!


10:21 PM  
Blogger A_Loon said...

I moved to Kentucky, read in the newspaper some Catholic "monks" in Tennessee were "studying the Protestant families in Cumberland County, Kentucky.

Curious, I got a bottle of Irish Liquid Courage, called the local priest and asked: WHY?

It angered him, and he threatened to phone the police. I wasn't surprised.

So many wonderful Catholic friends, a "few" seem to spoil it for everybody, no matter what race, religion, sex, gender, color, number, style, ....

There's room for everyone to live in Peace in this World. It's just a matter of respect.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of the upcoming trial, I have a concern.

I know very little about legal matters and court proceedings, but I am pretty sure that overt whizgigging is not allowed in court.

My concern is this: What if you
(Mr. Fitzgerald) are unable to control yourself? What would happen then??

You had better start practicing control now, so that you are prepared to withstand the temptation when the time comes!!

10:48 PM  

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