Nov 9, 2006

Chortle Of The Day...

42 Comments:

Anonymous Diebold said...

It's the memory card, stupid!

11:43 AM  
Blogger Third Generation Chicago Native said...

swung a cat and hit someone from City Hall

11:44 AM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Hi Fitzie,

LOL @ the cartoon...I'm still trying to figure out how the Republicans got as many votes as they did...

Breaking news: Crybaby Allen finally going to concede race...
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This is very sad. But I think people need to read this report about Pat Tillman's death...there's a link below

This from the AP:

"The latest inquiry into Tillman's death by friendly fire should end next month; authorities have said they intend to release to the public only a synopsis of their report. But The Associated Press has combed through the results of 2 1/4 years of investigations — reviewed thousands of pages of internal Army documents, interviewed dozens of people familiar with the case — and uncovered some startling findings."

AP

I'm not going to post anymore about the details, it is sad beyond belief. it's making me cry...

God bless our troops and please lets get them home now!!!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Thursday All:

Allen finally admits defeat! About time.. LOL

CC:

I read the article about Pat Tillman earlier and it very sad but also wrong the way it was covered up!

We need to get our troops out of there and bring them home asap!

Have a great day everyone!! And, smile, sing, and dance...whatever your heart feels! It's good for the soul! :)

12:03 PM  
Anonymous slingblade said...

Ah voted Reepublerkin cuz that thar Nancee Pearlowski wants ter take away muh guns and Chreesmutz tree..

12:11 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

ChimpCoulter-
God bless our troops and please lets get them home now!!!

I agree.

I don't know if Gerbil and Ambien are really capable of switching gears - not with their track record. Then they would actually have to admit their course was wrong. The smartest thing would be to remove them from power while there is still a chance, and not gamble with the Decider suddenly being open-minded toward bipartisanism. I think it's all for show. He still holds the reins, as Nancy said. She & Congress are not capable of bringing our boys home, that's for Gerbil to say.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Just a thought:

Maybe all of the soon-to-be-out-of-work Republican Congressional members and staff should go down to their nearest Army enlistment office...we need smart soldiers

Patriot Grill,

I too am quite suspicious of Bush's bipartisan speak...his actions the past 6 years speak louder. But I do hope for our troops that the American public can put enough pressure to end this war...that is what eneded the Vietnam War.

Back later...

12:15 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

in addition...

Gerbil would have to give up all those oil prospects and Halliburton might suffer a collapse in profits.

12:16 PM  
Blogger teak said...

Rumsfeld on TV on local news, he is to speak before K-State students and Fort Reilly soldiers plus various Bush supporters. This might be interesting.
General Richard Myers, now a professor at K-State.

12:18 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

"Patriot Grill"

hee hee hee ( ;

COME TO THE GRILL -

Special of the day:

Gerbil Stew w/ Quackers
Lame Duck ala orange
and don't forget the Koolaid!

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/
story/0,,1716840,00.html

The report said: "On the afternoon of 9/11, according to contemporaneous notes, Secretary Rumsfeld instructed General Myers [the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff] to obtain quickly as much information as possible. The notes indicate that he also told Myers that he was not simply interested in striking empty training sites. He thought the US response should consider a wide range of options.

"The secretary said his instinct was to hit Saddam Hussein at the same time, not only Bin Laden. Secretary Rumsfeld later explained that at the time he had been considering either one of them, or perhaps someone else, as the responsible party."

The actual notes suggest a focus on Saddam. "Best info fast. Judge whether good enough [to] hit SH at same time - not only UBL [Pentagon shorthand for Usama/Osama bin Laden]," the notes say. "Tasks. Jim Haynes [Pentagon lawyer] to talk with PW [probably Paul Wolfowitz, then Mr Rumsfeld's deputy] for additional support ... connection with UBL."

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.projectcensored.org/
newsflash/unanswered_questions_911.
html

http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/
ww3/030105_mckinney_question.shtml

http://emperors-clothes.com/indict/
indict-1.htm

http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/
timeline.jsp?day_of_9/11=
donaldRumsfeld&timeline=
complete_911_timeline

12:47 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Good Afternoon Fitz and Justice Bloggers.. :)

Murtha Echo's my sentiments about yesterday's gerbil speech!

Rep. John Murtha
11.09.2006

Yesterday I heard the same old rhetorical garbage in the President's press conference. America remains a nation at war, but the enemy that attacked us on September 11th is not the enemy we are fighting in Iraq. As of Tuesday, the President can no longer mask an Iraqi civil war as part of the real war
on terrorism.

This election was a referendum on the President's disastrous course in Iraq, and the American people clearly had ENOUGH.

I look forward to working closely with Robert Gates in the coming years. A fresh new face is what's best for this Administration. A fresh new policy is what's best for America.

12:57 PM  
Blogger teak said...

Rumsfeld said his advice to youth is to study history.

The rewritten, misled, hidden secretive history? The kind where so called leaders profit off the war and lie about the deaths of soldiers and civilians? The history where witnesses are gagged to protect who?

1:01 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

So Allen finally conceded eh ?!

Well if he did ask for a recount then that would make the GOP sound like they don't trust the e-voting machines which they own.

I say e-vote machines must go!

Nay on E-voting and YEA on Paper Ballots...

Nay on Companies controlling the Vote and Yea on States managing all aspects of voting like they did before..

We need a bill to send to Washington..

I'm sure we could easily get 100,000 signatures required!

1:03 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

teak,

quote:
Rumsfeld said his advice to youth is to study history.

The rewritten, misled, hidden secretive history? The kind where so called leaders profit off the war and lie about the deaths of soldiers and civilians? The history where witnesses are gagged to protect who?

Sounds to me like Rummy was hastily thrown under the Bus and may be ready to give up some secrets..

1:05 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

yes Teak...
Rumsfeld should have given Gerbil a crash course since he skipped out on history in college.

GEF-
I agree w/ Murtha's statement re. the war being fought in the wrong country, but I'm not so sure I'd be excited to be working with Robert 'Iran Contra' Gates.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Well, the Gerbil's speech was a joke. David Gregory nailed him with his questions and CNN reporter, Suzanne Malvaeux really hammered the Gerbil. Of course, the Gerbil said that will work Democrats... blah, blah, blah.. This is the idiot President that said that he will work with the 49% of the voters who voted for Kerry to gain their trust.. So, his press conference is just the same crapola that he has said from day one when he stole two elections and crawled into the WH. He know has to deal with a woman like Pelosi that doesn't take crap and will not do the okey doke. Pelosi no Condi.. Right now, the Gerbil is walking on eggshells because he is a man without his base and a man without a country.. Even the international people cheered about the success of the election.. The Gerbil's best bet is to look for a planet to land on.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

patriot girl,

quote:
but I'm not so sure I'd be excited to be working with Robert 'Iran Contra' Gates.

Yes I agree, but remember at least you'll know where he is...

Just remember not to turn your back on a CIA person.

fyi. Gerbil41 recommended this guy for the position because these are gerbil41s old Iran Contra graft buddies..

I and alot of Americans feel that gerbil41 should be in prison instead of floating on his legacy!

1:12 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

Just remember always that he's a:

"LYING TRICKSTER-DEVIL" and you'll never be fooled by the gerbil.

Ever. :)

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Allen finally conceded eh ?!
===============================
Hi GEF:

Allen is giving his conceited...errr...I mean conceded speech at 3:00 (EST) :)

1:18 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Folks:

Very sad news:

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Ed Bradley, the longtime "60 Minutes" correspondent who reported on subjects ranging from jazz musicians to the Columbine school shootings, has died. He was 65.

Bradley died Thursday at New York's Mount Sinai Hospital of leukemia, according to staff members at the CBS program.


My sympathy to the Bradley family. He was a great reporter on 60 minutes. I too admired his works. This is a great loss to CBS and to world of journalism.. He will be missed..

1:21 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Just remember always that he's a:

"LYING TRICKSTER-DEVIL" and you'll never be fooled by the gerbil."

Yes, I do know GEF.. But remember the words from the bible: you reap what you sow. You get what to give out.. He may have the world and this country with his lies but he can't fool GOD!

1:23 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

.
Sen. Burns concedes Montana race

Tester(D) Rules! :)

1:31 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
He may have the world and this country with his lies but he can't fool GOD!

Amen!

1:32 PM  
Blogger just say no to fascism said...

Conrad Burns concedes..
George Allen conceding..
Thousands of GOP staffers unemployed (Trolls too)!
John Bolton's future at UN highly doubtful..
Donald Rumsfeld's Resignation..
Bill Maher "outs" Horse Faced Hypocrite Ken Mehlman..

Just another beautiful day for America. Another black day for Republicans and nasty NeoConJobs.

1:37 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

Gates has memory issues too.

from the Walsh Iran/Contra report:

Gates and the Diversion

Gates consistently testified that he first heard on October 1, 1986, from the national intelligence officer who was closest to the Iran initiative, Charles E. Allen, that proceeds from the Iran arms sales may have been diverted to support the contras.2 Other evidence proves, however, that Gates received a report on the diversion during the summer of 1986 from DDI Richard Kerr. The issue was whether Independent Counsel could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Gates was deliberately not telling the truth when he later claimed not to have remembered any reference to the diversion before meeting with Allen in October.
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at least we won't have to listen to this anymore....

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

"I don't know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said."

"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just wondering....

if Nancy Pelosi is just another "Neo Con in a Blue Dress" like Hilary Clinton?

1:43 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

JSNTF said:

Conrad Burns concedes..
George Allen conceding..
Thousands of GOP staffers unemployed (Trolls too)!
John Bolton's future at UN highly doubtful..
Donald Rumsfeld's Resignation..
Bill Maher "outs" Horse Faced Hypocrite Ken Mehlman..

Just another beautiful day for America...

LMAO...

Patriot Girl not Grill (typo)

I have a little dyslexia going on and transpose letters all fo the time.

However, You need to open up a grill here because that "Lame Duck ala orange" sounds too good to be true...LOL

SPB,

I saw a post of yours about Pelosi and the Impeachment...I totally agree that she knows what she is doing...after the truth comes out about the crimes these crooks committed...all of the American public will be the crying out for impeachment...I was young, but lived thru the Watergate hearings and Nixon's resignation...

It's going to be very interesting...the next two years!

1:50 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

JSNTF,

I was gonna laugh at that but the sad fact is:

Alot of those unemployed GOP will now become dreadful Lobbyists..

Making more bad laws...

:(

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lobbysist troll bridge now open

2:05 PM  
Blogger just say no to fascism said...

GEF:

While it is true that the unemployed GOP staffers could go on to be lobbyists, I prefer to concentrate on the good news.

And there is still plenty of good news!

I still think it is funny that GOP staffers are hitting the streets trying to land a job, maybe having to apply at McDonald's!

2:13 PM  
Anonymous MickeyDees said...

Do you want fries with that job application?

2:17 PM  
Anonymous former GOP troll said...

Brother can you spare a dime?

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I and alot of Americans feel that gerbil41 should be in prison instead of floating on his legacy!

1:12 PM

I totally agree!
Since the country is facing a huge bill for the waste generated by gerbil43 I would settle for Bush and Cheney simply resigning as well as Rumsfield so we could save money on a future impeachment.
They should all be impoverished to boot so they can no longer have an impact, like so many competent people they put out of work.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Former NeoCon said...

Welcome to Walmart Miss would your kid like a smilie sticker ?

:)

2:56 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"It's going to be very interesting...the next two years!"

CC:

I really believe that the Gerbil will be gone before his term. There are too many crimes that he has committed and too many investigations in to the Gerbil that are pending. Now that there is a new sheriff in town for the Speaker of the House that the Gerbil will be lucky if he is in office for the whole year of 2007. And now that the GOP has been defeated, I look for more of the corrupted GOPs to squeal and sing like a pig and point the fingers to one another. Many of the Gerbil's little secret won't secret any longer. Msny of them are only want to save their skin. It is every man for himself. Remember, some of the states have had on their ballot to remove the Gerbil from office. People will be yelling more than ever for the Gerbil's impeachment and also the Ambien. I think that Waxman's investigation and exposure into KBR-Halliburtion and Cheney's connection will have the American people demanding the Prez and VP to leave office.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Miss Proud American said...

No but my kid put a bumper sticker on his car that says, "We Got Our Country Back!" :)

3:05 PM  
Anonymous e said...

HAVE NO DOUBT YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT WAXMAN SPB

4:37 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

E:

Director Robert Greenwald showed his documnentary, "Iraq for Sale" to many officials including Waxman. Now that Waxman has been reelected again, the KBR-Halliburton war profiteers scandal is on his agenda among other issues.. Like Greenwald, Waxman wants to hold the company and all of the players involved in this crime accountable.. So stay tune...

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gerbil 41 and his DNA seem to be at every damn evil-doing event seen in this country. Master manipulators and puppeteers and pedophiles.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php
?StoryID=20061109-063855-6125r

"If sentencing is to be done," said Chavez earlier this week, "the first one to be given the most severe sentence this planet has to offer should be the president of the United States, if we're talking about genocidal presidents," the Miami Herald reported Thursday.

That whole Bush clan reeks of death.

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/
channel.cfm?channelid=39&contentid=
54&page=2

8:15 PM  

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