Sep 27, 2006

I Lost My Lunch...

I am sure I had it when I came to court this morning for a Libby pre-trial hearing... Oh well.

UPDATE: Sitting outside the courthouse at Constitution & 3rd - some sort of bomb scare - Sure wish I had my salami on rye right about now...as usual Judge Walton has on a great tie...hmmm, he smells like salami...

UPDATE II: Sometimes I feel like a fly on the wall. I could sure use some sunscreen. My laptop battery is about to

UPDATE III: die. Back in the courthouse and ready to kick some evildoer a**. I was wrong...Reggie has egg salad on his tie...Also, CREW has a new blog! :D

FINAL UPDATE: Does salami have alot of nitrates in it...say like a bomb? Don't ask, don't tell works for me...

79 Comments:

Blogger S-Q said...

Hmmm...Fitz...eat a good lunch today! You need it to fight those evildoers!! :)

9:48 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

LOL! This is funny!!

Condi Rice turns into a man to defend Dubya. (Screen shot from the Boston Herald.) I guess someone at the Boston Herald has a sense of humor

9:49 AM  
Blogger just say no to fascism said...

Uh Fitz, would this be the suspicious package that the bomb dogs found this morning?
LOL!

9:55 AM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Uh oh...

10:07 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Maybe the brown bag was the suspicious package! LOL! With all the crapola that you eat, your lunch can be labeled as an axis of evil!

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening folks!

It's Wednesday and court day for Fitz. I like the way the media is labeling this hearing as the "graymail" court hearing when that is only the strategy of Cline and Wells from the the smurf's team. I am sure Fitz will do well and not reinvent the wheel like Team Smurf! Sorry about your brown bag lunch.. Hopefully you will be have good lunch after hearing the smurf's nauseating defense..

Cheers!

10:15 AM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

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10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's probably that nasty Libby with bear or was it deer? smell smeared all over himself! Eww!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"UPDATE II: Sometimes I feel like a fly on the wall. I could sure use some sunscreen."

Well, I hope you can find some sunscreen and maybe some speedos. With as boring that court hearing will be and dead horse defense by the little soldier, I know you would rather be at the beach. Just nail the half pint, get him behind bars, and call it a day!

On a side note, I don't think all the cologne in the world will take away the smell of salami! LOL!

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad about the lost brown bag. Make it up by having a hot Reuben sandwich instead in a nice restaurant. Re. "fly on the wall": It must be tough to be famous-attractive-desirable all at the same time...
D

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Rev. Falwell said...

I think you should fast until you indict Athiest Karl Rove.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

UPDATE III: die. Back in the courthouse and ready to kick some evildoer a**. I was wrong...Reggie has egg salad on his tie...Also, CREW has a new blog! And Bil Biloxi has a dying urge for a cookie but no one will give him spare charge to get one. And KMart has a bluelight special: buy 17 T-shirts for 59 cents. Get it now while supplies last!

I'm Patrick Fitzgerald. Reporting live at the courthouse in D.C. Back to you David (Gregory). LOL!

Good luck today, my friend.

11:13 AM  
Blogger t said...

Anon said It must be tough to be famous-attractive-desirable all at the same time...

Yeah, how awful for you- but whats worse is losing your lunch heehee

I would be too wound up to eat-in fact I am...Go Fitz;-)

11:14 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

May the Luck of the Irish be with ya today Mr. Fitzgerald! :)

I really think you need to wear spurs into court!

Like that song: I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle... :)

There's a new sheriff in town..*LOL*

11:23 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Fitz,

I like that CREW blog alot! ;)

I guess Abramoff has turned into one Juicy Pimple that begs poppin...

Go CREW go.... woo woo woo woo...

hee hee hee! :)

11:26 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Good Day/Morning to Biloxi, S-q, JSNTF, T, Chimpcoulter, and others..

11:27 AM  
Blogger t said...

Hi GEF,

Doesn't this have a nice ring to it:

Take a look at CREW's web site, Jack in the House, and you'll see there are plenty of options for prosecutors.

Plenty of options for prosecutors-and he's cooperating, so sure a few months won't hurt;-)

11:29 AM  
Anonymous naschkatze said...

chimpcoulter, oh God!

11:30 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

T,

I'm thinking ole Jack has become a serious leak/liability to the gerbil..

I'd be getting more agents to watch over him now...

Oh and up the Life Insurance too...

They might decide to turn him off like a switch..

11:31 AM  
Blogger t said...

Yeah...like a switch and I want him to keep singing like a bird.

This group is just like the mob!

I'm outta here for now...can't wait to see what Fitz hearing outcome is;-)

11:38 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Hello everyone:
What an interesting day this is turning out to be! LOL

Fitz:
We'll wait for the latest BREAKING LIVE NEWS REPORT from you! I've turned off CNN...LOL

11:41 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Good day, GEF:

I got a hold of the Libby document of his strategy of why he wants to testify in the trial and what material that his defense lawyers will use for his defense. It will be worth reading later today. I did check out the CREW's new blog. It is great that a blog was created since people can voice their opinions and have discussions on important issues.

11:42 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

GEF:
I've changed my mind...it isn't blackmail luv...it is now graymail luv!! heehee

Fitz:
I need to speak with you about a graymail luv case...when you get the extra time! LMAO!

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I hope he ate breakfast. Dang people with your hot Reuben sandwich made me hungry.

Those women in his fan club need to grab that picture where his hair is alittle longer. And the one with his new suit that Miss Jackie likes.

Pray for the Fitz Team. Since the B***es have come on the scene many years ago, they have done great harm to our country and the world along with their little group of friends. We must stop them for the sake of humanity.

11:51 AM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

Bomb Scare at DC Courthouse:

http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2006%2FUS%2F09%2F27%2Fcourthouse.package.ap%2Findex.html

Can anyone tell me how to link these web cites via MAC? All I can get it to do is paste the address, not actually link the page.

11:52 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
I got a hold of the Libby document of his strategy of why he wants to testify in the trial and what material that his defense lawyers will use for his defense.

hmmm...
I suppose Fitz is between a rock and a hard place today but I'm thinking that Classified Documents could be heavily blacked out thereby turning the rock into a flexible marshmallow...

But he probably knows that..

:)

11:55 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

Patriot Girl:

Just remove the asterisks from what I have typed in. (did it that way not to turn it into a link)

<*a href*="*yourlinkhere*">Name the link<*/*a>

sorry to have all those asterisks in here, but on top of everything else, you can't post broken links here.

11:55 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

patriot girl....I wouldn't worry as most of us visit those sites frequently.

Has everyone forgotten that PJF posted the 10-9-8....on last Monday? Fox outsmarting the foxes?
We can always hope!!!!

11:57 AM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Kick @ss, Prosecutor! And please update us when you can...

11:57 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

yourlinkhere = http://www.news.com

namethelink = Fitz Rocks

:)

Hope that helped.

11:57 AM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

Ok s-q, whatta ya need!

I put on my smiling mask just fer you...

Is it that villa in aspen you been eyeing ?

hee hee hee..;)

11:57 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

GEF:
You sound like a scared man now...
well, let me see...what do I need? The villa in Aspen sounds nice...

but I'll get back with you after I talk with the MAN and see what my options are...

ROFL!!

12:04 PM  
Blogger just say no to fascism said...

Morning GEF and others

Fitz will kick ass today! I can just feel it!

The new CREW website is great and I will be visiting that website alot too. Glad that Jack Abramoff's trial is being delayed so Jack can keep talking! And as I've said before I want Conrad Burns to go before November 7.

Gotta go, the talk of a Reuben Sandwich made me hungry! Lunchtime!

Later...

12:06 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

This is a test:
I'm not sure I'm doing this right.
Thanks Josh & Grandmanuk.

Dolphin

12:12 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...

It worked! ( : ( :

You guys are great!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

JSNTF,

Have a good lunch... :)

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Search of the day even in England argyll equities hmm...

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Search of the day even in England argyll equities hmm...

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Search of the day even in England argyll equities hmm...

12:20 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"hmmm...
I suppose Fitz is between a rock and a hard place today but I'm thinking that Classified Documents could be heavily blacked out thereby turning the rock into a flexible marshmallow..."

Well, I think the rugby man knew that when the smurf's henchmen attorneys use graymail. Team Libby is simply trying to ask as much as classified document that they can to box Fitz into a corner.. And yes, those classified documents can be easily blacked out. If I were Fitz (which I am not), I wouldn't give into the strategy of the smurf. If that turd so badly want the classified document, then grant him that but just black out confidential information that ARE irrelevant to the case. Then, the smurf can't say that the prosecution were not cooperating with the defense nor the judge. I realize classified information is a risk to National Security. But, blacking out certain confidential information would satisfy the judge and the defense even though the defense has a weak case and wasting the court's time IMHO. Otherwise, the smurf better pray that the jurors that BS Gilligan's defense.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"hmmm...
I suppose Fitz is between a rock and a hard place today but I'm thinking that Classified Documents could be heavily blacked out thereby turning the rock into a flexible marshmallow..."

Well, I think the rugby man knew that when the smurf's henchmen attorneys use graymail. Team Libby is simply trying to ask as much as classified document that they can to box Fitz into a corner.. And yes, those classified documents can be easily blacked out. If I were Fitz (which I am not), I wouldn't give into the strategy of the smurf. If that turd so badly want the classified document, then grant him that but just black out confidential information that ARE irrelevant to the case. Then, the smurf can't say that the prosecution were not cooperating with the defense nor the judge. I realize classified information is a risk to National Security. But, blacking out certain confidential information would satisfy the judge and the defense even though the defense has a weak case and wasting the court's time IMHO. Otherwise, the smurf better pray that the jurors that BS Gilligan's defense.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
But, blacking out certain confidential information would satisfy the judge and the defense even though the defense has a weak case and wasting the court's time IMHO.

If I were Fitz, which I'm not, I would allow the documents but then black them out completely(including the dates)...

But I usually work in extremes...

;)

12:43 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

GEF:
I've decided to settle for the foot massage! I'm letting you off easy...LOL

12:53 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

You want fries with that 'mam ?

;)

12:55 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

GEF:
LOL! Fries... That reminds me of something I saw a couple of days ago and it was funnier than what I can tell it!

I was driving down the main corridor in Phoenix...two cars were traveling in the same lane ahead of me. Suddenly, the two cars stopped!!

The driver in the first car (small economy car) got out and went running back to the second car...(new Mercedes)...

He started yelling at the Mercedes driver..so the Mercedes driver got out...started yelling back.

Then they started pushing one another all over the place!

First driver pulled out his cell phone...then the second driver pulled out his cell phone...

(I am thinking... oh, ok, who is going to dial 911 first? LOL)

Then the first driver runs over to the Mercedes and SPITS on the windshield!

The driver of the Mercedes gets into his car, grabs a BIG CUP of soda pop and runs over and dumps it on the first driver's windshield!!

(At this point...I am thinking okay, the fries & burger are next!)

Then, they both return to their cars and just drive off!! )

I almost couldn't drive because I was ROFL!! LMAO!!

1:14 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"If I were Fitz, which I'm not, I would allow the documents but then black them out completely(including the dates)...

But I usually work in extremes..."

And yes, the dates are extremely important to block out and any vital and confidential information that is irrelevant to the case. Thanks for pointing that out!

1:20 PM  
Anonymous slingblade said...

Who sayed fries? Wut kind?

1:23 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

FINAL UPDATE: Does salami have alot of nitrates in it...say like a bomb? Don't ask, don't tell works for me...And in breaking news: Ann Coulter is really a man, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly have ties to the Hookergate scandal, Scooter Libby is really small, Karl Rove comes out of the closet, and a recall on all Krispy Kreme donuts..

I'm Patrick Fitzgerald. Reporting live from the courthouse in D.C. Back to you David! LOL!

1:43 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

That's a Hilarious story...
ROFLMAO*

Bwahahahahahahahaha! :)

*cheers*

2:10 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Congrats PatriotGirl! Happy that I could help. :)

I found that little bit of HTML to end up being very much needed when I am doing this or writing emails. :)

Fitz, I do believe that salami does contain nitrates.

Maybe Gerbil had been passing through the courthouse and the dog smelled sulphur...

2:16 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Josh,

quote:
Maybe Gerbil had been passing through the courthouse and the dog smelled sulphur...

Well if Fitz was anywhere in the building then what the dog smelled was scooters's midget droppings...

:)

2:19 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

GEF:
Yeah, I wish I would have had my camera with me! LOL

SPB:
I hope it is going well for Fitz in that courtroom now!!! No more live reports...so we have to wait for MSM now.. Two days late and two stories short!! LOL

2:29 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Courthouse Update from Rawstory:

"An investigation of the package determined that it contained clothes that belonged to a homeless man."

Do you think they found Fitzie's salami sandwhich in that bag too?
LOL

Do you think the homeless man was Abramoff or DeLay?


back to work...

2:38 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

S-Q,

Well you have to remember that there are two closed hearings scheduled by Walton. This is the first closed hearing this week. The second one is scheduled in October and that one will be the final decision by Walton on what classified information will be allowed in the trial. Otherwise, I look for the alternative blogs to give me the scoop. I really don't trust the MSM and their spin on this case!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Chimpcoulter,

quote:
Do you think the homeless man was Abramoff or DeLay?

Naw, might have been Ted Kennedy on one of his drunken binges...

You never know where he'll turn up next..

Pretty bad timing though Ted..

hee hee hee..

2:43 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Do you think the homeless man was Abramoff or DeLay?
=============================
CC:
No, it was Geronimo and he left his suitcase there while he was searching for his skull!! Shhhhh... heehee

SPB:
Yep, I was being sarcastic, as usual, about the MSM! However, I was enjoying the live reports from Fitz! ROFLMAO

2:51 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Yep, I was being sarcastic, as usual, about the MSM! However, I was enjoying the live reports from Fitz! ROFLMAO"

I would be cynical and blow my nose on a piece of paper full of scribble, throw it in the trash, and alert MSM that I witnessed Special Prosecutor Pat Fitzgerald throw a note away that may give important details of his strategy. And watch those morons run like idiot gerbils and turn every trash bin looking for the note and have that as a breaking news story! That is how simpleminds the MSM can be. LOL!

3:00 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

SPB:
Kudos to David Gregory! He has to decipher what the heck "The Decider" is saying all the time!! What a job that would be to listen to the garblely garble that goes like this...

"I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus. I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list." --George W. Bush, interview with NBC's Brian Williams, New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006


"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

3:24 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

Unbelievable about the suspicious package.....

That's what I call desperate.

Fitz, don't take anything from that mafia hit-boss Michael Chertoff including suspicious packages.

Stand up to the nonsense......you know how to stop them. Go in there into court with those things in mind.....

http://tpmmuckraker.com

3:31 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

S-Q:

The Gerbil said those two quotes when he yearns the bottle. His brain cells is asleep everytime he talks. That is why his language sounds like Gerbilspeak.

Yes, kudos to David Gregory and Helen Thomas. Both of them always ask touch questions. But, I do miss David Gregory's combativeness with the little buckeroo Scotty McFelon. Boy, do I miss those days!

3:37 PM  
Anonymous e said...

WWW.davidcorn.Com/
David Corn

4:01 PM  
Anonymous e said...

The horrific blast sent women engulfed in flames screaming through the streets. Two preteen girls embraced each other as they burned to death, witnesses said. Later, wailing mourners thronged the scene of the blast, which was strewn with the shoes of victims and a woman's bloodied cloak, and voiced doubt that the reprisal violence would ever end.

David Corn

4:05 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Calling Partick Fitzgerald!

I just saw your pictures at the courthouse. And I died laughing! I wouldn't messed with you when you are tense.. I am sorry but I had to laugh because it was a Kodak moment!

Jackie, help Fitz!

Once again: Jackie, help Fitz!

4:06 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

SPB, I wonder if that is a salami sandwich in that paper bag Fitz has!

4:13 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"SPB, I wonder if that is a salami sandwich in that paper bag Fitz has!"

Josh:

Whatever Fitz was eating, he sure had his eyebrow up. LOL! I am just laughing at his pictures. I know that he didn't look comfortable being there.

4:17 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

SPB & Josh:
Now, that is a Special Prosecutor THINKING! Wouldn't you like to know his thoughts? It definitely was NOT the food in the bag!! LOL

4:18 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

I don't know Josh...I thought he looked very suspicious to me with his hand in that paper bag and his infamous eye brow arched...

Just what where you up to Fitzie? LMAO... thanks for sharing SPB

4:23 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

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4:23 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

BTW S-Q,

I read your story about the two crazy road-ragers...very funny and odd! I would have been shaking my head too.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

s-q:

He was probably thinking: "why am I here in sinful city prosecuting a moron who has a dead horse case when I could be fighting evildoers with an intelligent defense? If I eat another chicken sandwich, I may start clucking! Man, I should have switched to Geico." LOL!

4:26 PM  
Blogger Nan said...

LOL - Have to say all the talk about salami sandwiches led to me making one for lunch today. ;-)

Thought others might be interested in this great post on the National Security Surveillance Act legislation by Jeralyn Merritt on the Talk Left blog:

Talk Left on S. 2453

Nan

OK - while I'm here, I'd like to pay tribute to my #1 political hero, retiring U.S. Senator James Jeffords. Here is a link to the audio of his final address on the floor of the U.S. Senate yesterday followed by the remarks of a few colleagues:

Jeffords' Farewell

May your retirement be gentle, wise and honorable man! Thank you for your public service!

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw Geico, I see they have a new stupid ad. "A cave man could figure it out." They have a cave man with an airplane in the backround. Hmmm. CBS just did some damage control for Geico and the little geiko last week.

http://demopedia.democraticunderground
.com/index.php/AIG

5:21 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

SPB....I have a Constitutional question. Since the Liar/Decider is now sabre-rattling with Iran and
he feels that he doesn't need further authorization because he feels he already has it with the original authorization to go after trrssstsss....Could the Congress vote to revoke this authorization?
I know it would require calling Congress back, but is that a possible way to keep the moron from making another mistake?

5:39 PM  
Anonymous PJFfanclubmember said...

Fitz darling,

I see you have a sweet tooth. I could bake you some scones or blueberry muffins

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Iran and
he feels that he doesn't need further authorization because he feels he already has it with the original authorization to go after trrssstsss....Could the Congress vote to revoke this authorization?"


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Careful with those triggers. Some people have done figured that bull out. ssssssssssssss LOL, except it is not funny at all. Not at all.

8:26 PM  
Anonymous OTHER_PJFFanclubmember said...

Yes, Fitz darling, what my sister said,

And I'll brew some strong coffee to go with those scones or muffins. French press. I promise you it's worth the wait.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Never mine your sandwich just don't get anything on your clothes. You look good and very handsome. Yes you should use sunscreen. Did anyone say Al Qaeda set the bomb you know they always get blamed first. The news reporters out here in California say that Al Qaeda might have put the e Coli in the spinach now you know the blame game is played by the Bush supporters.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Grandmanuk:

When the Gerbil invaded Iraq, he had the authorization to bomb Iraq because the Gerbil said that Iraq posed a threat to the U.S. because Saddam with the possible WMD (which we know there were not WMD) and Al-Queda (which that is untrue). The Gerbil said that Al-Queda was in Iraq training. Now to Iran, the Gerbil can't bomb Iran because he has to show Congress that Iran poses a threat. Now, what makes Iran different is that the Iranian President has repeatedly denied the claim of possible nuclear weapons and he repeatedly ask the Gerbil to sit down with him. Whereas, Saddam didn't. The Gerbil has no concrete proof of Iran being a threat no matter how much he try to use the Iraq invasion strategy. This will backfire because a major amount the countries that supported the Gerbil in Iraq already told the Gerbil that they are not going to join in invading Iran and the UN will not back the Gerbil. And since Congress is now divided including his own party, it will much differcult for the Gerbil to repeat another country invasion. So, the bottom line is that the Gerbil can't go on his own to attack Iran. He needs the authority by Congress if Iran (with proof) is a threat. Now, if this country was attacked by Iran, then the Gerbil doesn't need Congress approval... That is why it is important to vote in November and remove the cancerous Congress people. Those are the people that are rubber stamping the Gerbil's agenda.

10:24 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

OTHER_PJFFanclubmember and pjffanclubmember:

Fitz don't need all of that sugar and muffins. We want him lean and mean and fighting machine. We certainly don't want him to carry a few friends in the rear end! LOL! Jackie will get on his case about food! And what was in that bag while I am on the subject? I know that he said that it was a salami sandwich. If he ate a salami sandwich and Walton ate a egg salad sandwich, I personally wouldn't want next to neither one of them. Eggs and salami don't mix. I have to get the spray! I might be desperate to sit next to little Irve since he only had formula! LOL! I hope that it wasn't your dirty laundry that cause the bomb scare because it would be a real bummer if the rugby man had dirty underwear! Kick as tomorrow Fitz! Signing off! Biloxi out!

12:18 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

SPB...thanks, but I'm not not sure that he doesn't think that the authorization includes any nation he feels deserves to be "bombed into the stone age"!

6:01 PM  

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