Bon Voyage...
Corporate crime....
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posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 9/27/2006
Sep 27, 2006
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- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
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25 Comments:
Don't do it!! Do the crime...do the time!!
And speaking of American citizens being treated like criminals for exercising their right to Free Speech - I truly believe this needs to go ALL over all the blogs.
Please read this - comments requested - WHO should this be sent to???
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6440005&posted=1
I am picturing the little soldier in one of those orange jumpsuits. I wonder if they have a child size fitting. LOL! You do the crime then you will do the time.
Child size with the legs rolled up! LMAO!! Short man complex!
Biloxi,
Don't those child juimpsuits come with the footies?
I feel for the guards that'll have to change his diapers in prison...
"Don't those child juimpsuits come with the footies?"
GEF:
Your bad, man! LOL! Footies!!! LMAO! Hey, I have this horrible picture of the smurf with an orange jumpsuit with footies.
"I feel for the guards that'll have to change his diapers in prison..."
Yup, and who will put the baby powder on his butt for relief? You know it won't be the prison guard! The smurf is a sad case and was hosed by God: little hands and little feet! LOL!
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Biloxi,
quote:
Yup, and who will put the baby powder on his butt for relief? You know it won't be the prison guard! The smurf is a sad case and was hosed by God: little hands and little feet!
*LOL*
Well the other prisoners should have a barrel of laughs with the smurf as they'll have somebody to play "Midget Toss" with..
:)
er..Biloxi ? you ok man ?
S-q told me about your chair...
...should I call an ambulance ?
"Well the other prisoners should have a barrel of laughs with the smurf as they'll have somebody to play "Midget Toss" with.."
Cute pic, GEF!
"er..Biloxi ? you ok man ?"
Yeah, I am fine.
The smurf better worry about having a prison mate name T-Bag because T-Bag may want smurf as his love mate. It's lonely in those prisons! LOL!
And I hope that the smurf doesn't fall in the toilet as small as he is. That would be a real bummer to the world! Remember Scooter these three words when taking a leak: ready, aim, and fire! LOL!
"S-q told me about your chair...
...should I call an ambulance ?"
GEF:
About my chair??? I missed that part.. 'Esplain yourself....
Biloxi,
quote:
About my chair??? I missed that part.. 'Esplain yourself....
Well s-q told me awhile back that you sometimes start laughing so hard that you fall back on your chair so I figured you were laughing at the Footies photo and needed assistance....
:)
Biloxi,
quote:
And I hope that the smurf doesn't fall in the toilet as small as he is.
LOL..ok you got me...bwahahahahaha..
I'm just wondering what the bailiff did when he had to fingerprint the smurf ?
I'm picturing two bailiffs lifting him up in the air to fingerprint his whole body cause his thumb would be way too small to see...
:)
"Well s-q told me awhile back that you sometimes start laughing so hard that you fall back on your chair so I figured you were laughing at the Footies photo and needed assistance...."
I do sometimes if the joke is too funny.. I did get a kick out the footsies pic. However, I almost fell out of my chair when Arlen Specter said on the news that we will find Bin Laden "someday!" Now, that I would need assistance and some heart pills!
"I'm picturing two bailiffs lifting him up in the air to fingerprint his whole body cause his thumb would be way too small to see..."
GEF:
I'm picturing the smurf in a high chair with a bib on as he is kicking and screaming at the bailiff not use his finger for fingerprinting. And the bailiff uses a magnify glass to identify his thumbprint. LOL!!
Biloxi,
quote:
I'm picturing the smurf in a high chair with a bib on as he is kicking and screaming at the bailiff not use his finger for fingerprinting. And the bailiff uses a magnify glass to identify his thumbprint.
Good one...LOL!
I'd imagine the court would have to buy an electron microscope and tweezers for such precision work...
"I'd imagine the court would have to buy an electron microscope and tweezers for such precision work..."
Yup, a microscope and tweezers. Like I said, the little soldier was hosed by God: little hands, little feet, and little genitals (both body part and mind).. I guess as we say in baseball: three strikes and you are out! LOL!
Biloxi,
quote:
Like I said, the little soldier was hosed by God: little hands, little feet, and little genitals (both body part and mind).. I guess as we say in baseball: three strikes and you are out!
Ok that one was outta the park!
bwahahahahahahaha! *LOL*
I'm imagining now the smurf's jail cell will be a crib turned upside down with him inside yelling obsenities day and night..(ie: "I was framed, get me a good mouth piece!")
hee hee hee...
Smurfs new home
"I'm imagining now the smurf's jail cell will be a crib turned upside down with him inside yelling obsenities day and night..(ie: "I was framed, get me a good mouth piece!")"
That was funny! LOL! A crib! LMAO! He will be asking the guard for a pacifier and his favorite blankie.. After all, little Irvy needs his rest since he will have a big day on his new job making license plates! 7 cents a hour. Little Irve is fired up! LOL! Such a sad case, Irve! Should have plead bargained with the rugby man from the get-go. Now, he is going to prison with his little hands, little feet, and little genitals (which you can find more meat on a neckbone than on his little Irve) LOL!
Cute pic of the baby in the crib. The baby is cuter than little Irve.
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Biloxi,
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Now, he is going to prison with his little hands, little feet, and little genitals...
hee hee..
Well you know Biloxi, there's some really big mean guards in prison.
Some of those guys are so big that they can barely turn their heads from side-to-side, so they can't look down to see the smurf raising his little hands to go to the bathroom...
Not even if he jumps up and down..
He won't get fed either..
They'll ignore him completely..
No one around for weeks to even burp him...
awwwww..poor baby..
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No one around for weeks to even burp him..."
Ha! Ha! Now, that was hilarious, GEF! LOL! Two thumbs up! Yup, no one to burp him, wipe his ass, or change his diaper. A major big bummer for the smurf and even a rash on his butt cheeks! LOL! Little Irve is hosed.. All of those chicken dinner fundraisers won't help him. Should have plea bargained with the rugby man!
Hey GEF:
Here is little Irve's care package to the big house. Given by the DOJ office.
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LOL!
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