Feb 13, 2006

In Theaters This Summer...

an Oliver Stone film based on true events.

Stripped, weaponless, alone and only ten desperate seconds ahead of Dick Cheney!

Plot Summary: A group of men are on a bird hunting trip in Texas. One of the party Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin refuses to give a gift to the most powerful man in the world - the Vice President of the United States. Dick is offended...
Soundtrack by the Toyes - featuring Smoke Two Joints
This film is not yet rated.



Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Now, I know that you didn't not come up with this story: Naked Prey. And Oliver Stone would certainly wouldn't touch a movie like that. This whole Cheney's scenario should be comedy movie from the Naked Gun series with Leslie Nielsen. The Cheney movie, rated G, should be called The Naked Rifle: The Final Insult. And the movie will be filmed at Brokeback, Texas!

7:41 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

One questions the reasoning for keeping law enforcement away from the VP by the "Secret" Service. Makes you
wonder what they were hiding. Might the mighty VP tippled too much?

8:00 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

That's what makes the whole entire Cheney's incident very suspicious, Grandmanuk. That is why Scott McClellan couldn't answer that question at the press conference. He tried to dodge that question.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fitz, the nature of tyrants is not wanting to get caught.....

Lets see this movie made.....and Cheney taken down in the end, when the game comes to checkmate.



8:23 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Fitz be carefull Oliver might bring back the Untouchables and you might have to play you. Oh I was thinking Chris Matthews is a better Press Secretary then Scotty. I saw Chris handle the shooting and he did a great job of spinning the news. He even look like he could handle David Gregory or at lease try too. Scotty would be replaced by Chris and then Chis could be paid by NBC and the White House for a job well done.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

Any guy who looks like Naked Prey need not fear Dick Cheney. He can outrun him even with a weapon.

Luckily, Cheney picked on someone his own age.

And who says the shooting was accidental? We only have the spinmeister's word on it. Perhaps Whittington wondered out loud who leaked the name of Valerie Plame.....

9:14 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Aloha Kit, how is the weather out there in Hawaii? I have a beautiful lady friend who grew up there - I hope to take my next scheduled vacation there in 2008.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous jodi said...

So this would be an erotic thriller?
The only good thing is that Cheney would be fully clothed.
And anyone could outrun Cheney,even if they were seconds ahead. Cheneys' a blimp.

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Dick said...

Hey! The most dangerous animal in the world is a Marine and his rifle. I was not a Marine, let alone serve in the military, but I did watch alot of John Wayne war movies.

9:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw a really good movie, which I encourage everybody to watch...

Its called annapolis....true story too, and old' 5 time deferrment Cheney probably kicks himself with a five iron knowing he never was military. Or had that level of military class!

The guys in annapolis are integrity filled dudes!!

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUCK when you hunt with Dick!!

11:18 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Patrick...your next scheduled vacation in '08? What's the hurry?
I've heard that you take unscheduled vacations at the end of an investigation. Hopefully, you'll get to Hawaii soon!

7:43 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Happy "heart day" everyone.

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dick Cheney: Hunting party of one.

9:08 PM  

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