Feb 12, 2006

I Am No Saint...

and now I will have to change my jogging route.

The Observer

"He is the relentless scourge of mobsters, terrorists, corrupt city bosses and even the White House. Paul Harris profiles Patrick Fitzgerald, the tenacious workaholic special prosecutor, who gives George Bush sleepless nights, and who has now turned his sights on the former Telegraph tycoon Conrad Black"

"On fine days, when the icy blasts that give Chicago its Windy City nickname are not too strong, a lone figure sometimes exits a plush downtown house. The man, tall but unstriking, jogs a short distance to the shore of Lake Michigan. There, he runs a narrow path between the deep blue of the lake and Chicago's jagged-toothed skyline."



Anonymous Jules said...

Thank God you listened to your mother back in junior high, or you wouldn't be here now!

As far as we are concerned, you don't have to be a saint...just remain "untouchable"

2:56 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Forget switching your jogging route. You need to disguide yourself with a wig. That will certainly sidetrack the reporters. Get use to it. Reporters will keep following you anywhere (even if you switching jogging routes) now that this case is unraveling. I have to agree with the blogger, Jules. Thank goodness that you made that call from your mother's persistence. She saw that you have a bigger future ahead of you.

Finally, now you are called the "untouchable?" Now, if nothing from this case unraveled and you had hitted a brick wall, what would the media would have called you?

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to be your body guard Fitzi. I would carry your pizza for you too. Keep up the great work. You are awesome.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

watch out for a Rove/NSA/CIA/Cheney "mailman" wearing tennis shoes a la Three Days of the Condor and NEVER get in a car that pulls up with Billy Joel driving!

3:55 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...


You really shook up Cheney. Now. Cheney cannot shoot straight. Cheney accidentally shoots his fellow hunter a 78 year old man:


4:03 PM  
Anonymous jodi said...

How can you confuse a man and a quail?
Cheneys' losing it.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous kel said...

Don't give Cheney a gun he's already loose with his lips.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous e said...


4:30 PM  
Anonymous e said...

kel Cheney just shot a 78 year old man in TX while hunting

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But what I want to know is, did Cheney say "Fuck You" before he shot the old man?

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DC Dave: Michael Chertoff is a traitorous spy.

Figure it out Fitzgerald....Chertoff and Cheney need to both be taken down.....we're going to ensure it.


5:00 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

All, here is more details of the shooting by Cheney according to CNN. They now released more detail. Cheney did hit his fellow hunter multiple times in various areas. The stress of this CIA leak is really putting a toll on Cheney:


5:14 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

CALLING FOR PATRICK FITZGERALD! WHERE ARE YOU? SENATORS ARE LOOKING FOR YOU! I know, Fitz that you are on the case of Cheney. The media is too slow to figure it out! Like you said to Jackie, this case is a 3 dimensional chess game. We are looking forward to the day when to say to us fellow bloggers: CHECKMATE. I cannot wait until you capture the King, Queen, and all the bishops in the White House chess game:

Senators: Cheney Should Be Probed in Leak

WASHINGTON - Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald should investigate Vice President

Dick Cheney and others in the

CIA leak probe if they authorized an aide to give secret information to reporters, Democratic and Republican senators said Sunday.


5:26 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Oh, so you decided to post your picture of on this posting. With the look on your face, Bush is surely to have sleepness nights and probably nightmares (with your "Uncle Sam wants you" facial expression). Bush probably keeps a bottle of liquor at his nightstand along with a bottle of "no-doz" tablets.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was beaurtiful.....

I haven't felt that good since I kicked a retarded war veteran down the stairs!!! Now now, he was actually one of them freepers... ;)


Haha, when its checkmate the party begins.

-the man

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure you aren't superman?
PS: Wear a bullet proof vest when dealing with Cheney. I hear he's a really bad shot.

6:46 PM  
Anonymous e said...

" The man, tall but unstriking,"
this is an absolute lie :)
you are very striking :)

7:13 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

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7:44 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...


I'm glad to know that you didn't forget what you were taught by your mom and dad. It will help you on this life adventure. Just remember to keep your feel firmly on the ground and remember the values your parents taught you and don't get sidetrack by the sudden popularity. I will be watching every step you take and if you falter, I will be there to help you up.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Love of the law came above love of money."

PJF and friends, this brings tears to me eyes- thinking this could be true and what that could mean for America.


8:18 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Please do change your jogging route and don't jog alone. Don't go anywhere alone. I just do not trust these guys. I bet Chenye's hunting buddy probaly mentioned your and then we know what happened.

What's that awful expression? A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the BUSH...

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Up in Michigan said...

I agree that you're "striking." Silly reporter.

7:20 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Awesome article. Thanks for sharing it with us. Always listen to your mother is good advice.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

Your PJFlygirls will jog in front of you, in V formation.

6:16 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Absoultely Kit,

I used to jog along the lake or in Lincoln Park every morning when I lived in Chicago. I'll bring the blue girl in the picture there too.
She has a nose for the bad guys and won't let them touch you.

7:35 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Kit and Bluewild,

I'll be in a car driving besides you two and I'll meet you at the end with Fitz as this flygirl's body can't jog anymore. I ran track in high school and mind says:"you can do it and my body says don't try it. So, I'll meet you at the end of the trail.

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SP Biloxi is a woman? I am SUCH a sexist!

11:27 PM  

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