Sep 14, 2007

I Once Developed A Deep...

thigh bruise after bumping with Condi while dancing after a heated evening of Klingon Scrabble.
After she became secretary of state, she came to a party at Blacker's house, kicked off her shoes, and began dancing through the night to rock and and roll. Blacker, who is gay, wanted to show his partner how tight her behind is; he postulated that if he aimed a quarter at her butt, it would bounce off like a rocket. He was right. Rice, who was dancing, didn't realize what he had done until everyone began laughing hysterically. She was flattered -- and proud.
It's true! ;)

Hat tip: Condi, chose, public service, over a budding song writing, career! And that's the rest of the story, good day.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Academically, Condi is a genius. And her parents were very decent people. But she's gone off the deep end.

8:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her resume may read well like Cheney and Rumsfeld, but her common sense, judgement and morals are subpar.

8:12 PM  
Anonymous ? is 'szyzgy' in the klingon scrabble dictionary ?................. said...

Can a white sista play too, or is only Condi Rice allowed to play Klingon Scrabble?

Can a grrrrrrrl genius play?

TEXT
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/

Celeste Aida

'Szyzgy' is singularity in astronomy

10:07 PM  
Blogger PrissyPatriot said...

Too funny, is she still in town? haha

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Heeeeeeeey there, Georgie's Girl... said...

Read this and weep.

DRAFT CONDI FOR PRESIDENT link:

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http://www.4condi.com/

"Top 3 reasons for Condi for President.
1. War on Terror
2. War on Terror
3. War on Terror"

Celeste Aida

NOTICE that it's GIRLS...constructing/contributing to this website!

Anita Kumar, Career Center. Director. 434/239-3500. Email. National Lesbian and Gay. Journalists Association. 1420 K Street NW, Suite 910, ...

11:40 PM  
Anonymous goes together like said...

Rice and Beans OMG LOL

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TD Ameritrade says contact info stolen - Yahoo! News

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Aunt Samantha& Uncle Sam said...

PROTEST TODAY WASHINGTON DC NOON- be there your country needs you!

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Gonzo, goodnight and goodluck photo said...

TEXT

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-pod-pix,0,4750920.photogallery?coll=chi_home_promo

I AM PLEADING AND PRAYING:

Draft Patrick J. Fitzgerald, Jr., for President.

Our country needs him, the world needs him.

His beloved BFF must understand that he also belongs to us.

Each State has different rules. In general, in December is the deadline for getting on the ballot. I suggest contacting PEROT on HOW TO DO this. Perot will probably want a seat-at-the-table. Let Perot sit and eat. But tell Perot he doesn't get the whole hog, just a piece of meat, and don't just give this away - make Perot beg for it, maybe up-to a joint of meat or a hind-quarter.

If Patrick J. Fitzgerald, Jr. gets on the ballot, I know what to do from there.

If he doesn't get on the ballot. I will still love him, I will always love him, mille baci:)

Celeste Aida

XOXFauxFitzXOX, for being funny, smart and kind.

XOXPrissy, Jan, bloggersXOX

I've drafted an irregular journal at Kos, "Ariadne's Thread."

I have to go back to taking classes, recertifications, refreshers, WHILE attending board meetings, presenting proposals and helping pastors out...by speaking to their teenagers about sex. The pastors want abstinence, I talk about chastity.

I still need solitude at the Sacred Grove at Nemi, to commune with the Ancients, pick a Golden Bough and to poet.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/lhr/21.3/forum_kercher.html

history

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alan Keyes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Gotta love me. ;)

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Fitzgerald, I see they left you out of all that's true, even though you would have never believed me anyway.

Little girl to big brother, last night out I was called a "state and federal whore" after defending my freind for being called a nigger because she wouldn't sleep with this creep.

Mr. President, as I'm weeping, thank you for what you have done for my Uncle and I. You got us a year more of life left, and I sit here completely broken after all the ops done.

Please, let Christian (you know the Robin Hood character stealing from the rich and giving to the poor with the face of Jesus- hey Stephen) let him know it's okay to go now and that we are on Guardian.

The rest of you- I hope I never see or hear from any of you again.

For freedom, for the spec gas plan, get the crew together, we must do this. If not in America, if not with my protectors, then elsewhere. Hurst Nation.
Best of luck,
the "Schizophrenic" Enemy of the State now off the DOD terror list with her Uncle.

oh, not to be a little snot, but pissypatriot and carl jung- I heard we were slipping into a mild economic depression. Hmmm- How's the DOW? Fuck you and please please go to Lanesville St. John's Lutheran cemetary and say the Lord's Prayer at midnight. You may want to bring bandages and keep the car running though, He hits hard and drags you.

Wish I never made a vow to do the right thing no matter how crazy or deadly.

Give Christian safe passage- Jack of all trades.

If not, I move on - and don't cry for me.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Aileen John said...

and don't forget to kill BOB P. BURNS AND ALL HIS FRIENDS.

---Aileen Aranzamendez-Large----by the way, BOB P. BURNS WORKED FOR HOMELAND SECURITY AS A DIRECTOR OF SPECIAL TECH, HE NOW WORKS FOR DARPA. If he or any of his friends cannot arrest me for writing this---what does that tell you about me? I AM NOT CRAZY. I AM ALLOWED TO WRITE THESE THINGS AND WHEN BOB P BURNS IS KIDAPPED, ALONG WITH HIS FRIENDS---that tells you that I am right all along.
So be smart and help me. I keep my promises.

DON'T FORGET MY NAME: AILEEN ARANZAMENDEZ-LARGE ALSO KNOWN AS AILEEN LARGE. if you googled and you read this---then be smart about it--the tech I am talking about is true and I will sue for billions of dollars with the others too.

so much intrigue--personally, I find intrigue so boring, I can go to sleep. However, whatever it takes to bring these monsters from our government and military who are torturing me and other people---geez---they've been using mind control since the heyday of the ekplane! ekplane! Remember 'THE LOVE BOAT" now that's a clue. To the people reading this here in the US AND ABROAD: now's your chance to finally help to stop this torture and to be able to have money in the future. MAY I REMIND YOU THAT LOCKHEED MARTIN COST 40 BILLION OR SO. AND WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS? like BOEING...they have exotic weapons machines. AND WHAT ABOUT CERTAIN NSA GENERALS AND OFFICIALS WHO CAN BE SUED INDIVIDUALY? THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERY PERON typoe--IS THAT THE NEST NEXT WORD???

THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERY PERSON WHO DO NOT LIKE TO BE THE MASTERCLASS OR THE MASTER RACE. INCLUDING FOR THE soldiers and the people who work with BOB who cannot stand his lies and his experiments since day 1. Well--I'M SURE ATTY. COMEY'S AGENTS ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE AT WORK so you can cooperate and get those bastards who carved out high positions for themselves sin is a typo in government by torture and murder and corruption--you know . . . has -- been kidnapped yet?

--go ahead complain about what I write--you'll only provide AN ISP even if it's not yours--it's something that can be used as evidence and exhibit.

Are you sure the higher ups are telling you the truth--even if you're in Canada? How did I KNOW THAT? How did I KNOW YOU WERE PLANNING ON USING FAKE ISPs to set up something very bad....geez guys, how did WE know that? You'll be dead before sarsi AND ROXANNE.

fyi--THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN STOP ME FROM HELPING TO REVEAL ALL THE ATROCITIES YOU COMMITTED IS BY KILLING ME--BY LITERALLY KILLING ME---AND I AM SURE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO PROTECTED ME FROM THE START WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN.

4:40 PM  

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