Late Night Fun & Open Thread...
I like to play practical jokes. It helps bring much needed levity to the serious nature of our business day in and day out.
Last year, when People magazine named me as one of their "sexiest men alive" a whole lot of people got even all at once with lots of good natured ribbing. Now, between you and me, I am secretly taking lessons so I can dance like THIS at our holiday party in December.
Wish me luck. ;)
Labels: Sexy?
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 4/24/2006
24 Comments:
Please.... You have to send me or your staff have to me personally a video of you breakdancing!!!! Fitz, if you breakdance, rest assured the judge, jury, and defense attorneys would never see you in court. You will be too busy trying to recooperate your body from breakdancing. I think that you are having a 1980's flashback. Next thing you know, you will tell us that you will dance like Michael Jackson!!!!
Your PJF Flygirls are ready, willing and able to teach you to dance.
Fitz,
You are known to go for the hardest cases and the highest mountains. Not this time! Don't forget your age as you often remind me. Now, here is what we are goingto do to get you ready for the December dance. Get the records of Living of via loca (Ricky Martin), Smooth (Santana), and Yeah (Uaher). Now just listen to that music and feel it. Don't move. After you done that, I'll take you to next step. I want you to make me proud of your debut. Remember, you are like a son to me. And myself and the flygirl will make sure that you look good or dance good!
Wow! That third dancer is incredible. You go, Fitz!
Fitz:
Jackie's advice is great but may I add to that list of music? Listen to "Saturday Night Fever", "Grease", and "Let's Dance"...be sure to wear bell bottoms & a ployester shirt when you go out on the disco floor and break dance!
Good one, Fitz. Practical joke indeed. Many talents yes, but break dancing?
I'd have to see it to believe it ;-)
Fitz,
I was thinking a dance that would easy for you that you can learn by December: the electric slide. That dance you can learn through county music or current music. If a gerbil, cat, dog, a person six feet under can do the electric slide, so can you!!!!
Anon,
You are so right. As you would say Fitz: Show me the evidence!!!
You should break out the moves from that third dancer when you have someone on the stand, say like "Turd Blossom"....he would never recover.
Folks,
This may be official:
CNN says White House offers press job to Fox host
"CNN is reporting, exclusively, that Fox News' Tony Snow has been offered the job of White House Press Secretary.
The report was filed by White House correspondent John Roberts; the network has put nothing out on its website yet.
More as it develops..."
From the Rev. Gerbil:
"Bush Explains How God Shapes His Foreign Policy."
"Bush: I base a lot of my foreign policy decisions on some things that I think are true. One, I believe there's an Almighty. And, secondly, I believe one of the great gifts of the Almighty is the desire in everybody's soul, regardless of what you look like or where you live, to be free."
Now, before you folks laugh, get angry or vomit from the Gerbil's comment, I like to ask is his "God" is going to ever find Bin Laden??? Because it seems like the Gerbil can't find him!
Even the teenagers are smarter than the Gerbil Administration:
Rumsfeld sued over Pentagon's recruiting database
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Six New York teen-agers sued
"Pentagon chief Donald Rumsfeld on Monday, alleging the U.S.
Department of Defense broke the law by keeping an extensive database on potential recruits."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060424/pl_nm/arms_usa_database_dc
SPB, When I see this kind of stuff..."Bush Explains How God Shapes His Foreign Policy."
It makes me want to yell "STOP, JUST STOP IT, for God's sake-for everyone's sake Dubya-don't you know when to quit? He doesn't, though!
t.,
The Gerbil never read the ten commandments from the bible. I wouldn't worry about the Gerbil. God work in mysterious ways. When you do wrong to people, it comes back to you in full circle. Just don't be next to him when the lighting bolt strikes the Gerbil!
I remember this happened right after George W. Bush said the words, "Hang 'em from the highest tree."
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/042106L.shtml
Nice the WH thinks this is a laughing matter, too.
Fitz,
Great idea! Just remember to do it quietly so there's no problems with the sound jockies. Karaoke style
No but honestly, I bet everyone would have to see the evidence.
;)
Karaoke style?
If Fitz had even thought about breakdancing at a holiday party or any party., you best believe that everybody will know. And you know breakdancing is certainly a quiet type of dancing. Is Fitz trying to get prepare for the auditioning for the T.V show "Dancing with the Stars" next season???
Biloxi,
Yes maybe, of course you are right. He is going to go on American Idol in the end and win.
Every time southerns have won but this time a tried and true irish englishman will win no hands tied!
;)
Either way, Karaoke can get pretty fun and feisty.
Oh no, don't go there! American Idol??? Ha Ha! Do I see Fitzgerald becoming the next William Hung??? Remember him? Booted off my Simon and branded as an awful singer, cuts a record,records landed in the Top 30 on the billboard, and gets his face plastered on Forbes. Do you think that is on the horizon for Fitz? Karaoke? I'm still laughing!!! The singing Special Prosecutor??? I can see Fitz singing as he cross-examines the little soldier at the trial!!!
Yep!
"I'm sinnnnging in the rain, just sinnnnging in the rain! What a glorious feeling, the CIA is happy again.....They've put the perps in jaaail, I made them hike and turn tail, what a glorious feeling I've got a grin on my face....
Because I'm siiiiinging in the rain, the crooks are alreaaady in pain, everyone sgoing to jail and I'm- Haaaappy agaaain....Time to go on vaccaaation, later everybody!"
8=D
As Simon would say: "Patrick, you have quite a talented voice. You know.. I think that you have quite talent there, young man. You will go places, my boy. I can see a Grammy in the horizon. See you at the next final round!" And what would the title of the record of year be: "Say no to graft?"
Biloxi,
Old One Eye Cheney would be so finished he'd lock himself up in a dead end cell!
And the gerbil would be like, "Say yes to graft!" while they paint the stripes on his suit!
8-D
Ha Ha! One Eye Cheney??? That's a new name for Cheney?? I am curious on why you call him One Eye??? Is that because he missed the target when he shot his friend????
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