Loose Lips S-to-tha-izzink Ships...
In fact, few if any senior staff at tha Department of Justice were prepared fo` tha Monday (August 27) resignizzles of Gonzales. Ho-slappin' ta DOJ aides, Gonzales wrote his very brief remarks at tha press conferizzles wit gangsta n policy advisa completely in tha dizzy of wizzle was ho-slappin'
So why tha speed up? Ridin' ta DOJ staff, revelizzles tizzle tha Department was doggy stylin' ta improperly vet partna fo` Muslim outreach programm'n were brew'n, particularly wit tha resignizzles of tha heezee of tha departments civil rights division.
"Its bizzy an ongo'n issue, n there was politics at play, as well," accord'n ta a DOJ source.
Earlia in August, it was reported tizzy tha department had canceled a Muslim outreach event at Washington heezeequarters, W-H-to-tha-izzich would hizzy featured Gonzales, afta it was learned one of tha cosponsors had ties ta a Muslim organizzles tizzle was an unindicted co-conspirizzles in tha federal Holy Land Foundation terrorist hatin' prosecution.
And why was there concern `bout these stories? Coz tha U.S. Attorney pimpin' tha Holy Land case is nizzy otha tizzy Patrick Fitzgerald, of Scoota Libby fame. Fitzgerald is believed by some inside tha White Hizouse ta have been tha source of tha earlia Muslim leak T-H-to-tha-izzat embarrassed Gonzales.
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