Feb 10, 2007

Pants On Fire...

Where'd Scooter Leave Those Darn Facts?
Probably Somewhere Behind In Ethics Class, and Under Oath
Very Special Counsel Patrick J. Fitzgerald, on the other hand, told the jury: "This is not a case about bad memory. This is not a case about forgetfulness."

This, Fitzgerald said, is about the fact that Libby lied.

Is Libby -- a man with enough discipline and organizational skills to be Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff -- a liar? Or is he as forgetful as he says he is?

"You will learn from employees who worked with Mr. Libby, that Mr. Libby was known in the office as having a bad memory," Wells told the court. "It was known. It was common. He was smart as hell, but he did not have a good memory."

Libby says he remembers some things vividly. Others he says he forgets. And still others -- like learning from Cheney that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, worked for the Central Intelligence Agency -- Libby says he remembered, then forgot, then remembered again. <
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Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

AND I meant Scooter's pants.

11:20 PM  
Blogger jan said...

We figured ;D

11:21 PM  
Anonymous teak said...

Scooter's full of crap. He lied. If you have memory problems and you are going out of your normal routine (around your child's birthday!) you tend to remember, not forget. Unless Scooter was outing spies every other day or leaking classified evidence.

Besides, from what is seeping out now...from the U.K. and here--Afghanistan, Iraq and now Iran was being planned before the towers were even hit. Now what did Scooter forget about that one? Do we even know for sure what harm came to our country besides dividing it further?

11:25 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

The people with intelligence and brains know that Scooter is guilty as hell, lied through his teeth, covering his ass for the WH, and Libby's case and defense are hosed no matter how much dough he frisbees out to the three amigo lawyers: Wells, Jeffress, and Cline.

The thumbsuckers called journalists, naysayers, Gerbil lovers, and the ones who left their brains in the closet are in absolute denial of Libby's charges and this WH conspiracy. Never the less, the truth will come out about the Gerbil Administration. The idiot journalists will have eggs on their faces. The bootm line to Irve's case is that Libby tries to forget how to forget!

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Yenta.org said...

Smoking pants, smoked gouda, smoking jacket, Smokey RObinson, smokin' date? Be brief with those briefs.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Fitz's slogan should read: Libby lied and the Adminstration is fried.

11:29 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Speaking of prison:

Ney must report to minimum-security prison by March 1


A federal judge has ordered former Ohio Rep. Bob Ney, convicted in a congressional bribery scandal last year, to report to a federal minimum security prison in West Virginia in less than three weeks.

U.S. District Court Judge Ellen S. Huvelle issued an order Wednesday for Ney to surrender himself to Morgantown federal prison by 2 p.m. March 1.

Ney, a Heath Republican, was sentenced to 30 months in prison Jan. 19 after pleading guilty to conspiracy and making false statements in connection with doing favors for lobbyists in return for gifts.


Mark March 1, 2007 as Orange Jumpsuit Day on your calendars!

11:34 PM  
Blogger Night Owl said...

Teak--Hmm, let's see what we know so far:

1. The US government lost credibility with most of the world.

2. It's now a royal PITA to travel to other countries and I bet tourism from other countries to here is down, even with the dollar's value is in the sewer.

3. No one in other countries collects dollars anymore. They hang on to EUROs, Yen, and Yuan (or whatever the hell Chinese money is called).

4. We will wake up some day really soon and be No. 2 to China's #1. They hold a huge chunk of our national debt.

5. And the worst, what, about 400,000 civilian lives lost in the two countries? What, about 2 million people displaced? I'm totally guessing because I don't trust anyone's estimated numbers. We won't know for at least another 10 years what the truth is.

6. Countless historical sites obliterated. Mesopotamia was the cradle of civilization and the origins of farming and it's really everyone's heritage that got looted and destroyed.

Well, that is enough. I did have some good news. The first female president will take office soon, of Harvard. Good riddance, Larry. Leave your Harvard Faculty Club membership card at the door.

11:43 PM  
Blogger Quzi said...

Fitzie, are you sure you meant Scooter's? With an oven at 500?

Nice label.

I had to change threads because Biloxi was stalking me tonight ;)

11:44 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"I had to change threads because Biloxi was stalking me tonight ;)"

Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *)

11:49 PM  
Blogger Quzi said...

Jan,

Woefully inadequate man is right! :) Like the new avatar...

Biloxi,

What took you so long to catchup with me, stalker boy! Bhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! ;) I'm feeling fiesty tonight.

11:51 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Thank you, quizi.... it's a minute till midnight, right?

11:59 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"What took you so long to catchup with me, stalker boy! Bhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! ;) I'm feeling fiesty tonight."

I bet you are.. ;-)

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our friend Scooter Libby (Germboy) has been done a grave injustice(meaning he lied). Despite revelations this fall (see "In the Graft News" section of the website), Scooter still faces a trial in January (which will be a guilty verdict in March) and legal bills (Wells, Jeffress. Cline and 11 other attorneys that are looking for their share of the pie) that will run into the millions of dollars (plus KFC chicken wings). As a public servant (who CYA for Dick) who served the Bush (Chimpster) Administration with distinction (like a little soldier), Scooter should not have to face this overwhelming financial burden on his own(stick it to the public).

We invite you to make a contribution at this link(bake sales, panhandle or look for the loose change in your car, bedroom, mattress, or in pockets) to the Libby Legal Defense Trust and join us today in helping this good man (liar) restore his good name (LOL!).

12:04 AM  
Blogger Quzi said...

Don't get me going SPB...I need to behave myself. :)

plus KFC chicken wings...LOL

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Kitty Boweevil said...

I will nurse Fitz's burning pants, euthanize SPB and stalk you, S-Q.

12:07 AM  
Blogger Quzi said...

Adios amigos/as!

And Fitzie, get your head out of that briefcase ;)

12:12 AM  
Blogger jan said...

Bad kitty-BAD!

12:12 AM  
Anonymous teak said...

http://www.democracyinaction.org/dia/
organizationsORG/FSA/signUp.jsp?
key=1934

Recently a gun promoter wrote an op-ed in the New York Times promoting mandatory ownership of gun laws. Yes, that's right, "Instapundit" Glenn Reynolds lauded such crazed, unenforceable legislation: "to the extent that they actually make a difference," he wrote, "it is likely to be a positive one."

Who is this jackass?

12:16 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Don't get me going SPB...I need to behave myself. :)"

You better behave yourself. Calling in a night folks. My gf wants me to wash her back in the bathtub..And I certianly will not behave myself! LOL!

Good night folks! Biloximan out!

12:16 AM  
Anonymous dr. kitty boweevil said...

Goodnight, SPB. I was on j/k about the sleepy sleep thang.

12:22 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"I will nurse Fitz's burning pants, euthanize SPB and stalk you, S-Q."

LOL! I just saw that comment. Be nice to Biloxi, Kitty, because I make a cat burger out of you! ;-) Good night!

12:22 AM  
Blogger KittyBowTie said...

Hey, I was asleep and not responsible for the imposter's writing.

12:25 AM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Goodnight, SPB. I was on j/k about the sleepy sleep thang."

I know you were. Good night, kook. *)

Good night, Kittybowtie! ;-)

12:27 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Dr. Kitty Boweevil said...
I will nurse Fitz's burning pants, euthanize SPB and stalk you, S-Q.

12:07 AM
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Good Lord! Now I have evil cats stalking me! What's next? Midgets stalking me?

LOLMAO

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.illuminaticonfessions.webfriend.it/#news

Questions dismissed.

2:51 PM  

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