Feb 22, 2007

Good Afternoon, Ladies And Germs...


"This is probably as good a place as any to note that, of the three big attorneys in the case - Fitzgerald, Wells and Jeffress - Fiztgerald was the funniest, at least in front of the jury. I don't mean that I found him to be funniest, though in fact I did. I mean the jury got the most laughs from him, with his snarky asides and notes of incredulous irony. I'm simply making a courtroom observation here, and as a presenter myself, I know how important humor is when attempting to speak persuasively in front of an audience. Thought I should mention it."

"The verdicts will be the final arbiter of this trial's winners and losers, but based purely on being there, feeling it, soaking it all in and watching everyone around me, including close inspection of the defense team, the day of closing arguments belonged to one man, and one man alone.

You know the name."
After this gig ends I will be performing all next month with Conrad Black in Chicago.



Blogger jan said...

Fitz! ;D

4:58 PM  
Blogger patriot girl said...


wish I could've been there!!!


"I saw people begin to look at each other. Furtive, sidleing looks popped out all over. There I sat just behind the defense table, and I watched the lawyers sag and share occasional "oh shit" looks. Wells had his forehead resting on his hand, anchored on the table, remaining virtually immoble throughout. Junior defense attorneys, unconsciously mirroring his tone, slumped a bit in their seats the way my fifth grade basketball team used to do during a serious ass whupping early in the game with three quarters left to play. Just like my old basketball team, defense attorneys snuck looks at the clock (when will it be over!?). Libby's brother, who could pass almost for his doppleganger, put his arm around Scooter's wife. Fitz laid out a long, proper drubbing, and the jury, most of all, hung on every word and breath."



and Marcy Wheeler's comments to RAW:

"...you know Cheney can’t keep his cool. He may be very intelligent, but if you look at what happened with Leahy he can’t keep his cool when somebody challenges him and he’s never been challenged by journalists in the way he would have been challenged by Fitzgerald."

5:07 PM  
Blogger LadyinIL said...

Well, my man... for the very first time (from me): FITZ! You're the man! You have sooooo got my vote for President of the United States of America! After reading Pach's post.. I think I'm in love! hahhaha Kidding! Awesome! ;)

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved this article.

Let's send it to Clarice! I'm sure she'll love it, too.

5:17 PM  
Blogger Quzi said...

Sheeeesh Fitzie,

We already knew you were funny or we wouldn't still be hanging around here! ;)

Sharing Virtual Krispy Kremes is not enough...


Your shamrock is spinning again...and it's not even St. Patty Day's ;)

5:20 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Here are the first two notes sent by the jury in the Scooter Libby trial:

Note 1

Note 2

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is SPB aware that he is a woman?

According to the I Am Not A Saint post, SPB is a woman.

This is really strange...

5:26 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Quzi, you are too cute!

SPB, thanks for those notes. Guess we wont be getting verdict today :(

5:28 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Oh crap! does that mean I'm gay?! ;D

5:29 PM  
Blogger jan said...

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

5:30 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Is SPB aware that he is a woman?"

I'll let me girlfriend know that tonight that the person that she has been living with is really a woman!

I guess the real Patrick Fitzgerald is a woman. Must be the manicure hands. LOL! Man, we're about to that again!

"Oh crap! does that mean I'm gay?!"

LOL, Jan!

5:36 PM  
Blogger Quzi said...

Ladies and Germs, and Gay Shamrocks...

new thread ;)

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Mr. Fitzgerald please proceed:

Go do that voodoo,
that you do so well....

Damn, the mojo worked this time....


6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is I Am A Saint really the love slave of Jeff Gannon?

According to the I Am Virgin post, I AM A Saint is Jeff Gannon's lover.

So strange...

7:34 PM  

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