Oct 20, 2006
About Me
- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
38 Comments:
Hey, we missed your origamis lately.. Yup, your lastest origami describes the elephant or the GOPs: it is all about the benjamins!
Fitz,
Hee hee...
Greed leads to Orange Jumpsuits!
How Sweet it is.. :)
GEF:
Amd I wonder if Fitz can do an origami of an elephant in orange color? I personally would mail every graft GOP politican that origami in prison with the words: "Say no to graft, bonehead."
Voter rolls being purged in Ohio as we speak. That's what's on my mind. Our voice and democracy is and has been subverted.
OMG -- I love your Orgami! LMAO -- how apropos Prosecutor...you are very talented!
Because I Heart this blog so much & it's one year old...I made a top ten list for Fitzie and our bloggers...
Top Ten Reasons Justice Bloggers Prefer Fitzie's Blog
10. Access to the latest court filings for the CIA Leak case are guaranteed, as well as virtual Krispy Kremes being waved in your face from time to time
9. Posting to the blog by Junkyard Journalist, Bob Woodward has been permanently disabled
8. Bloggers explain & debate why the President's military strategy based on reruns of "F Troop" is not a winning strategy
7. Tin-foil hats are optional
6. When Fitzie yells, “It’s Miller time!” you know he doesn’t mean Judy
5. Frequent Style Updates on Fitzie’s wardrobe by his celebrity dresser, Jackie
4. With the help of Photoshop, once unfathomable and earth-shattering images come to life; like a nude fold-out of Dick Cheney in green-face a la Frankenstein
3. Hanging out on the blog is like playing Russian roulette: You never know when the next bomb scare is coming and if authorities will have enough time to disable Fitzie’s salami sandwich
2. It’s like watching your favorite soap: You know CondiSleazey's been kicked out of the Klingon scrabble games and Paris is still chasing our very Special Prosecutor, but there is still hope that he will find somebody else!
1. You know that it is home because you can rant and rave, expose the crooks and liars while shoving donuts in your mouth, stay up too late blogging, argue too loud, and of course you know all of the regulars’ names.
"I personally would mail every graft GOP politican that origami in prison with the words: "Say no to graft, bonehead."
I'll help you with that mailing, SPB!
"I'll help you with that mailing, SPB!"
Cheers, CC!
Oh, I like your top ten list!
I know that Fitz will be glad when the little Irve's case is over. Little cojones has been nothing but a pill with his crybaby excuses of memory loss. I couldn't be in that courtroom with hearing Libby needing to be burp every hour and hearing his nanny nanny boo boo defense all day long. See, I would make a name tag with the initials L.M.O. on it. And of course, someone will ask me what L.M.O. means. I will say that it means Leadership Management Office. But inside of me it really means: LET ME OUT! Ha! Ha! LOL! My hats off to Fitz and his work and dealing with the baby bottle Scooter!
It looks the GOP is going to have to change their official colors to Orange & Orange...
LMO! and LOL!
chimpcoulter,
I like No 1 reason...
It's like the show cheers where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came! :)
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Biloxi,
quote:
"I personally would mail every graft GOP politican that origami in prison with the words: "Say no to graft, bonehead."
Actually that should be Fitz' trademark. An Orange Elephant or Donkey mailed out to graft recepients in a good sized box.
They open the box and it has an Orange GOP or DEM origami and a card that says..
CONGRADULATIONS, YOU ARE SLATED TO BECOME THE NEWEST MEMBER OF FEDERAL PRISON...
PLEASE DIAL 1-800-END-GRAFT FOR SUBPOENA INSTRUCTIONS..
FOR ESPANOL MARQUE EL UNO....
Everyone would just live in fear of receiving the great Orange Fitz Origami in a box...
I'd really get a kick out of that! ;)
How Sweet it is... :)
And don't forget the new website that will feature all of the evildoers and graft elected officials nabbed, indicted, and convicted and their profile and update of them in prison on: www.knuckleheads.org!
Fitz:
Very cool Origami! How long does it take to make one of those? :D
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T:
Since you're from Ohio..I have to tell you about this! :)
I just got off the phone with someone in Columbus and that person TALKED with me for like 2 hours! LOL
That person contacted me...and at the end of the conversation, said to me, "I want to fly you to Columbus for this... (special event) just so I can meet you! Or, if you're too busy, I will fly down there to meet you!"
"Sounds great" I said...then, that person said, "It's an honor to have talked with you!" I said, "The pleasure was all mine..sincerely"
Now... T... I have a whole new impression of people in Ohio:
1. They're very friendly.
2. They like to talk a lot.
3. They have no idea what time it is in Scottsdale! (3 hours earlier...I kept saying!) LOL
I was going to ask that person if they knew T but they would say, "Who is T?" hehe
CC, I love the top ten list too. :)
Yes, October 24th will mark the one year anniversary of this blog - I will have to do something special...maybe indict someone. ;)
Biloxi,
quote:
And don't forget the new website that will feature all of the evildoers and graft elected officials nabbed, indicted, and convicted and their profile and update of them in prison on: www.knuckleheads.org!
LOL*)
That's right a website. I'd call it Politician-watch.org and then when any of these evildoers try to run for office all the people have to do is go to www.politician-watch.org and check and see if the parties running have a rapsheet.
The Website should feature whole body mugshots which includes weight, height, how much of a sloped forehead they have, and their pet fetishes(like embezzling, pedophilia, etc).
Then if two parties go up against each other and they both are listed in politician-watch.org then we'll put run a statistics of the party least likely to commit another crime...
:)
or just put up the indictment countdown clock to drive grandmauk crazy! ;)
CC:
Yes, your top 10 reasons to be on the Fitz blog are great!! :D
You're very clever! :)
Great Top Ten list, CC.
Is that a joke about Paris? One can never tell about her.
Eww, that is just not HOT.
Fitz:
You named your elephant Dumbo? LOL
Fitz,
quote:
I will have to do something special...maybe indict someone. ;)
Cool, can I watch ?
Oh and don't forget your christmas hat when you do it!!!
Merry Fitzmas! :)
CC- Love your top ten!
Hey Fitz, I always like your origami designs. This one is particularly appropriate;-)
Yeah, Fitz, an indictment would be nice for your blog anniversary!
S-Q Talk? From Ohio? heehee You must have been talking to someone I know *lol*:-)
Let me know if you end up in Cols and we can meet for dinner! That would be fun.
I wish Mr. Fitzgerald had Paris's shopping money to spend on fighting the evil-doers and Krispy Kremes. He would probably have a stroke if he seen her shopping bills.
Hint, Hint...jerks controlling the money.
Yes, October 24th will mark the one year anniversary of this blog - I will have to do something special...maybe indict someone. ;)
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Fitz:
Oh please make it VERY SPECIAL and bring the Vader to his knees! :)
http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/
analysis/127
Troubles in paradise? Again?
You won't read it on the front of the New York Times (although they were eager to place under a microscope every salacious inquiry into the marriage of the Clintons).
But you will find it blaring as the front-page stories of the tabloids read by Bush voters in the fly-over states.
National Examiner Cover - Bush Marriage Over!"Bush Marriage Over! Laura Erupts After Drinking Binge," is the cover story of the October 23, 2006, National Examiner.
Hehe.
nice anon hehe das funny-still waiting for w to sue them for the last time, if it was actually slander-after all he manages to control the rest of the media so well!
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/
Watchdog_critic_frets_about_Foxs_
leftward_1020.html
Damn, I fell off the chair. LOL.
OH my...LOL..that was a good one Fitzie!
"or just put up the indictment countdown clock to drive grandmauk crazy! ;)"
Yes I can't wait for Grandmnuk to see that!
I think we all prefer the Live indictments!
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/
200601019_after_pats_birthday/
Pat Tillman's brother.
Somehow...
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If you didn't read the piece by Kevin Tillman, you should. It should be read by every American.
Biloxi,
Actually the real blame should fall squarely on Boehner, Hastert, and Foley..
Foley knew "exactly" what he was doing and alcoholism or a priest is not an excuse.
He wrote the book on keeping kids safe and he knew and wrote the dos and dont's.
He was hailed as a "Champion of Children" from the host John Walsh of America's Most Wanted!
He was inside. He knew the Law and he went ahead and used it to quench his sicko cravings for young flesh.
Boehner admitted that he told Hastert and that means that Boehner knew full well "FOR YEARS" that this Champion of Children was doing questionable things.
Hastert is pleading "Amnesia" but yet the testimony all around him is already showing that he was told multiple times during those years of Foleys improprieties with the Pages and yet Hastert seemingly made it go away and covered it up! By Hastert making it a non issue he thereby set the presidence for all such contacts with pages to be quite alright.
That my friends is what we call Condoning Pedophilia in Congress and that's why Hastert and Boehner should both step down.
anon @ 5:03 -- thanks for the link on Tillman...I will be reading it later...
"Yes, October 24th will mark the one year anniversary of this blog - I will have to do something special..."
Ah Pat!
Save the celebration until after you convict the smurf. I know that your blog is celebrating 1 year anniversary and it has been 6 months since I have written articles for Waterflake (and those 6 months went by fast). I certainly would like the see justice served in the smurf case and you get some sleep!
"Actually the real blame should fall squarely on Boehner, Hastert, and Foley.."
GEF:
All of them can throw one another under the bus for all of I care. But, they all responsible for their actions and held accountable.
"or just put up the indictment countdown clock to drive grandmauk crazy!"
That's cold, Patrick!
"That's right a website. I'd call it Politician-watch.org "
GEF:
LOL! Politician-watch? Don't you mean: http://the-gang-can't-shoot-straight.org?
Biloxi,
quote:
LOL! Politician-watch? Don't you mean: http://the-gang-can't-shoot-straight.org?
Actually I really want http://www.elected-thugs.org
That has a more real sound to it..
Hey Biloxi,
is it 6 month already? Wow!!! Time really flys; notheless hoping for sleep when the case is over is rather illusional as justice never sleeps, there are more cases to cover and even more evilers to prosecute ;-) !!!!
What's on my mind well make a rose origami for all the bloggers as a happy anniversary that's the ticket.
Another thing alot of lawyers will be needed with the law suits that will be filed against the many elected criminals. SPB was right it's time to lawyer up.
Waterflake,
Yup it's been 6 months. I started in April of this year.
"Actually I really want http://www.elected-thugs.org"
GEF:
Make that announcement of that website on Fitz's new radio station: KSCUM 105.5 FM on the dial! LOL!
Biloxi,
quote:
Make that announcement of that website on Fitz's new radio station: KSCUM 105.5 FM on the dial!
Good Idea Biloxi! ROFL.. hee hee
Folding Paris' allowance ? Her taste ? Might be over the top and maybe she only has 68 dollars in her bank account and can't operate without 69...........HANDS OFF !
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