Sh*ts And Giggles...
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 7/10/2006
Jul 10, 2006
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- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
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Well, Porkrind certainly had a biscuit in his mouth he said this about Clinton:
When Rove started out talking about the estate tax, he said that Clinton "may have been misinformed" about his facts and figures, then mentioned he knew what Clinton had said through his NSA spies.
Clinton is well informed about the situation especially the graft with within the Gerbil Administration. And I noticed that he wasn't all that confident when it was asked about the leak case which tell you that the "architect" is still scared as shit that he is not all in the clear in the leak case and that the big bad wolf Fitzgerald will nab him! He just trying to show a confidence face! His temporary freedom card will be stamped "expixed" very soon.
definately sh*ts...
but at least I don't have mine flown on air force one...
SPB --
turd blossom will be squashed...
Karl better be carefull about his comments on the Plame case. He knows he's not out of the woods yet and his words/statements can come back an bite him where he sits. Loose lips sink ships and people. Now we know Karl is no match to Bill Clinton. I hope Judge Walton is paying attention to the leaks/spin/changing stories of the Defense team. People don't forget Seal vs Seal I know Karl Rove hasn't forgotten even if he trys to act like it's over. This is bad but I'll say it anyway maybe Libby can fake his death and go to the islands to get out of going to jail. I know Jack/Duke wish the Bush team had helped them too.
Chimpcoulter,
The bottom line is that Porkrind is scared to death of Fitz. Now, he can give all the bullshit and blah, blah, blah, to the journalists about the leak case, elections. etc. But, his days are numbered with the temporary freedom pass. He is in so much crap other than leak case that he will be trading his Armani attire for a orange jumpsuit! He better get his taste buds ready for collards greens and chitlins because his caviar days are going to be over soon.
"He is in so much crap other than leak case that he will be trading his Armani attire for a orange jumpsuit!"
Amen, SPB! I would enjoy watching his trial in person...
Henry Rollins: A Love Letter To Ann Coulter
http://worshiptheglitch.com/2006/06/
henry-rollins-love-letter-to-ann.html
:)
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Let TurdyBlossum act arrogant and lie his flabby face off!! Mr. Fitz sure does look good when he squints a little and puts on his "make my day, Karl!" face. Remember that pic?
Someone should send Turdhead a copy of that picture, fat-boy pampers and heavy duty baby wipes.
White House Accuses Clinton of Sending ‘Flowers and Chocolates’ To Kim Jong-il
Let’s review the progress of North Korea’s nuclear program during the last three administrations:
1. George H. W. Bush: one to two bombs’ worth of plutonium
2. Bill Clinton: zero plutonium
3. George W. Bush: 4-6 nuclear weapons’ worth of plutonium
Is safe for me to say that Snowjob is an asswipe?
You're being nice SPB! I have worse names for him!
http://www.solariactionnetwork.com/
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You know that it is getting a bit irritating from the Gerbil Administration and Snowjob to blame for everything that goes wrong from the past 5 years that the Gerbil had crawled in the Oval office on Clinton! We might as well blame all of the rapes, murders, kidnappings, hip replacements, hemorrhoid operations, and so on on Clinton! The Administration including Snowjob are downright retarded!
Judge upholds FBI's search of lawmaker's office
Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:34 PM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A federal judge on Monday upheld the FBI's unprecedented search of the office of U.S. Rep. William Jefferson, a Louisiana Democrat who is the target of a bribery investigation.
U.S. District Court Chief Judge Thomas Hogan also denied a request by Jefferson's lawyers to have the materials seized in the May raid returned.
I would like to think if Al Gore were President, we wouldn't have had 9/11, we wouldn't be at war, we would have a better economy, we wouldn't have high gas prices, and we certainly wouldn't be hearing that everything that went wrong was Clinton's fault!
I want my country back!! We all need to vote in November!!!
Ann Coulter Rocks!!!! No new target letters, no new indictments and no black Mondays for Neocons. How sweet is that?
"How sweet is that?"
Al’s true love
Folks,
The cartoon of the day:
The Gerbil- Presidential Intelligence
Troll
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A federal judge on Monday upheld the FBI's unprecedented raid of a congressional office, saying that barring searches of lawmakers' offices would turn Capitol Hill into "a taxpayer-subsidized sanctuary for crime."
Chief U.S. District Judge Thomas F. Hogan rejected requests from lawmakers and Rep. William Jefferson to return material seized by the FBI in a May 20-21 search of Jefferson's office.
The overnight search was part of a 17-month bribery investigation of Jefferson, a Louisiana Democrat.
In a 28-page opinion, Hogan dismissed arguments by Jefferson and a bipartisan group of House leaders that the raid violated the Constitution's protections against intimidation of elected officials.
Hogan acknowledged the "unprecedented" nature of the case. But he said the lawmakers' "sweeping" theory of legislative privilege "would have the effect of converting every congressional office into a taxpayer-subsidized sanctuary for crime."
A member of Congress is bound by the same laws as ordinary citizens, said the judge, who had approved the FBI's request to conduct the overnight search of Jefferson's office.
Anon at 7:48
I just posted the same thing at 5:16.
Folks,
More news:
From Thinkprogress:
Will Ann Coulter be dropped from The Shreveport Times? The paper says it’s been “buried alive under an avalanche” of emails over the question, but has “yet to make a decision.”
“President Bush will likely cast the first veto
of his presidency if the Senate, as expected, passes legislation to expand federal funding of embryonic stem-cell research, White House aide Karl Rove said today. ‘The president is emphatic about this,’ Rove said in a meeting with the editorial board of The Denver Post.”
Introducing:
Coultergeist
Coming to a theatre near you!
But, his days are numbered with the temporary freedom pass. He is in so much crap other than leak case------
Hope his pass dosent give him enough time to sway a few elections--This country can not stand 2 more years of 3 branches of gov. being controlled by one party..................
I hear you! I certainly don't want history to repeat itself with another two years of the same old crap that we all dealt with the lame duck Gerbil for two terms. But, only the people who are sick and tired of being sick and tired will change the course of November ekections!
Hello Y'all!
I just stumble on the blog. I am a big fan of Mr. Fitzgerald. I hope I can contribute some my thoughts about current events if possible. I have read some of the comments of this blog. Y'all are so funny! I look forward to following the Scooter Libby case and the outcome! In the meantime, y'all have a good evening you hear?
LOL! Coultergeist! Here is a closeup photo!
SCAREY
That adam's apple looks really "alien"!!!!!!
Rover said: "then mentioned he knew what Clinton had said through his NSA spies"
SPB or anyone-What is he talking about??
And this:
Capitol Hill into "a taxpayer-subsidized sanctuary for crime." Good one-somebody notify the judge it already IS.
About mAnn Coulter:
It DOES look "alien" s-q on a woman-you'll notice no other woman in the history of humans has a adam's apple. I'll give $50 to the first person who can show me a woman that has one...
Jan, regarding your previous post about Fitz being hot- everybody's hot in DC-it was 85 degrees out there today! Just joshin' Fitz.
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I said for a couple of weeks that smart guys are hot, but it turns out some ladies thought Einstein was hot, too. Maybe this time, I can get the link to work:
I am drawing the line, and Einstein was not hot--that was too many other ladies.
Now, is it that Coulter has an Adam's apple or is it that she undernourishes herself so much that her hyoid bone just sticks out in proportion? Geez, only Kate Moss looks more unhealthy.
Ann still dragging
Annie before the full effect of the hormones That's no hyoid bone...
Evening Folks,
Hey Biloxi,
I got an idea...
Next time the Porkrind is giving a speech just slip a photocopy of this into the prepared notes...
Then watch him as he flips the page during the speech... ;) :)
hee hee..
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Btw:
Video: While Iraq is falling apart..
Baron Harkonnen is still making good money in Iraq and doesn't want to pull out the troops(Halliburton sweet deals)
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hmm...
I'm curious, how does everyone at DOJ feel about this ?
They're talking a Constitutional Crisis is Imminent...
White House asks for dismissal of NSA wiretap suit
Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:57 PM ET
Click Source
By Jui Chakravorty
DETROIT (Reuters) - The Bush administration on Monday asked a federal judge to dismiss a lawsuit challenging the National Security Agency's domestic eavesdropping program, arguing that defending the four-year-old wiretapping program in open court would risk national security.
In arguments before U.S. District Judge Anna Diggs Taylor in Detroit, the American Civil Liberties Union on Monday renewed its call for a court order that would force the government to suspend its program of intercepting without a court order the international phone calls and e-mails of U.S. citizens.
But the U.S. Justice Department has asked federal judges in Detroit and New York to throw out the landmark challenges to the eavesdropping program.
In both cases, the Bush administration has invoked a legal doctrine known as the "state-secrets privilege" that it has used to head off other court action spy programs.
"If the court accepts the state-secret argument, we are truly facing a constitutional crisis in this country," Michael Steinberg, legal director for ACLU Michigan, told reporters after the hearing.
The ACLU, which filed the lawsuit in January, argues that the NSA wiretaps violate free-speech and privacy rights protected by the U.S. Constitution.
Government lawyers on Monday argued that the NSA program was key to protecting national security.
"This program targets members or agents of al Qaeda," Anthony Coppolino, the lead attorney for the Department of Justice said in the hearing, which lasted an hour and a half.
Coppolino said the program was "well within bounds of the law" and that it was needed to "detect and prevent foreign terrorist threats in the United States."
Taylor, who was appointed to the federal bench in 1979 by then-President Jimmy Carter, adjourned court without indicating when she would rule on whether the lawsuit can proceed.
Several individuals and groups -- including the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, the American-Arab Discrimination Committee, the Asian American Legal Defense and members of Congress -- have filed briefs in support of the ACLU's claim.
The lawsuit was prompted by President George W. Bush's disclosure in December that he had authorized the warrantless eavesdropping shortly after the September 11 attacks in order to track suspected communication from al Qaeda operatives.
U.S. officials have declined to provide details on how widely the NSA wiretaps have been used or what communications have been intercepted.
The ACLU said it expected a decision soon from Taylor. "She has so far been proceeding quite quickly," said the ACLU's associate legal director Ann Beeson.
The ACLU filed its lawsuit on behalf of scholars, attorneys, journalists and nonprofit groups that regularly communicate by phone and e-mail with people in the Middle East.
The case was filed in Detroit because the area is home to one of the largest Arab populations outside the Middle East.
The Center for Constitutional Rights has a parallel case pending before a federal judge in New York.
Nice pic of Dick-looks like the crowd doesn't care much for the message.
Iraq says to ask U.N. to end US immunity
In an interview a week after Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki demanded a review of foreign troops' immunity, Human Rights Minister Wigdan Michael said work on it was now under way and a request could be ready by next month to go to the U.N. Security Council, under whose mandate U.S.-led forces operate in Iraq.
"We're very serious about this," she said, adding a lack of enforcement of U.S. military law in the past had encouraged soldiers to commit crimes against Iraqi civilians.
"We formed a committee last week to prepare reports and put it before the cabinet in three weeks. After that, Maliki will present it to the Security Council. We will ask them to lift the immunity," Michael said.
"If we don't get that, then we'll ask for an effective role in the investigations that are going on. The Iraqi government must have a role."
Analysts say it is improbable the United States would ever make its troops answerable to Iraq's chaotic judicial system.
"Chaotic legal system?" But isn't that the same one they are using on Saddam? Personally, I think they are mad about the pre-1991 WMD's found (with English labels!) because
Saddam never paid Rummy for them ;-)
CCR does some FINE work...Constitutional Crisis is Imminent..didn't Al Gore announce this in January? So now what? I better go to the archives so I can see the crisis better.
There is NO way for them to slide out of the Gitmo decison-though I know they are looking.
Hey GEF:
Yeah, the Baron knows there is still more money to be made in Iraq!
T,
I guess Rummy will pay Saddam when they both get to Hades...
But I don't know how Saddam is gonna spend it.. :D
*lol*
Great Article by : Bill Gallagher
"Joseph Wilson's Continuing Fight"
niagrafallsreporter.com/gallagher271.html
T,
I guess it'll be more formal now...
"Constitutional Crisis Imminent"
Time to stop obeying the law and run Anarchy balloons everywhere...
58 Hour Pandemonium Car Sale! All Cars painted Red with an A..
Cause if the WH doesn't want to obey the Supreme law of the land, then why should we ?
I know I know, cause they have the Big Guns..
Somebody stop this carousel before it escalates plueeze...
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T:
How did it go today?
Yeah, because when they march their pompous selves to the gates of Heaven, won't they will be surprised they can't get in- the gates are guarded by US Marines.
G'Night all, what a day and the my roomie for the week? She snores-geez I hope she doesn't find Fitz blog-she'd know who "t" was right away...
T,
Good Night...
T stands for Trinity! ;)
hee hee..
s-q, We will be out there tomorrow morning-but from what we have heard from the others-it is going well. Thanks for asking.
I have reports to deliver to the foo's in the House in the afternooon...
Will you be on C-Span again?
Good luck!! :)
(I hope you can sleep with all that snoring! LOL)
S-q,
Yes, I can really say that
Baron Harkonnen is Evil...
I have to call RAW and Truthout-the msm is shall we say "less than cooperative"...we will probably do a wrap up with C-span when it is over Aug 4...honestly, I try to stay away from speeches, but I can't keep my mouth shut;-)
Me dad says I was vaccinated with a "phonograph needle" and there you have it!
Good pic GEF, now I am going to sleep...thank goodness for ear plugs.
GEF:
Isn't that the truth? 5 deferrments...kind of makes me sick!!
anon above was me- t
A new movie just came out s-q...
The Plamegate Pirates thought
they could find the Dead man's chest
in time but now...
Watch the Plamegate Pirates walk the Plank into Davy Jones Locker...
Arrghhh...
GEF:
I see Porkrind in the background making a face at the little soldier. What do you think will happen to Porkrind?
The only thing that's keeping Rove alive is the Crime Syndicate Mastermind...
Once the Mastermind is taken out the Syndicate collapses and when the Syndicate collapses, the Porkrind will be left out in the open and set up to fall so that he doesn't spill secrets of the Bigger "Global Syndicate..."
It's eventual and the Bigger Syndicate doesn't like loose ends..
Porkrind will have to walk the Plank or worse!
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btw...
The "Mastermind" is not who you think...
It's not Baron Harkonnen..
Hmm...you were reading my mind! LOL I was just trying to figure out who that might be...puzzling. So, now I am really curious.
You can send me an email, if you like..if you don't want to write it here.
s-q,
Don't want to hamper any investigations out there...
Let's table that fer now! ;)
Great pic GEF...
Plamegate Pirates:)
Of course, I understand and I can only guess who it is. I have a couple of ideas but not sure. In fact, I think it maybe more than one person.
s-q,
Yes, it is more than one person..
That's a given, but it's all channeled through one person...
Biloxi knows...
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Kiswrite,
They're all walking the Plank! *rofl*
Where is Superman tonight?
GEF...
Can't wait to find out who the "Chief" Evildoer is....
The BushCo / Pirate analogy is funny, especially since Disney just released a new "Pirate" movie. I can't stand anything related to Disney or Coca-Cola since I discovered their role in the 2000 Florida Election Fraud.
s-q,
Hmmm...I think maybe Biloxi is doing mundane mortal things, you know, like catching up on sleep! *lol*
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Kiswrite,
quote:
Can't wait to find out who the "Chief" Evildoer is....
Well ahh the "Chief Evildoer" has always been Satan, but I know what you mean here...;)
quote:
The BushCo / Pirate analogy is funny, especially since Disney just released a new "Pirate" movie. I can't stand anything related to Disney or Coca-Cola since I discovered their role in the 2000 Florida Election Fraud.
Kiswrite, I was going for the Pirate/Skull-and-Bones angle!
Arghhh...
Btw: Anybody know if the Gerbil returned Geronimo's Skull-and-Bones yet ?
He better return it cause Geronimo's Ghost roams the WH unsettled..
I'd hate to be the Robot right now...
bluewild,
Early Military estimates put it at about 100 to 150 years...
Until every "Militant" Muslim is dead I'd imagine...
It's a Crusade vs Jihad war...
*War to the Knife!*
http://cheneyplaysfolsom.cf.
huffingtonpost.com/
In case you haven't heard this, warning...naughty words. Speakers on.
Hmmm...I think maybe Biloxi is doing mundane mortal things, you know, like catching up on sleep! *lol*
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Superman doesn't sleep...he is probably working on something to do with crime! LOL
gef...
LOL! okay, the Pirate / Skull&Bones analogy is even better!
and considering the blood that is on the hands of BushCo, I'm guessing there are many spirits besides Geronimo haunting the "W" House tonight...
Full Moon tonight;)
http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/public
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Hello everyone,
Sorry I'm late on the blog. I had a late Monday meeting.
GEF,
You are so bad with your pic of Fitzgerald. I think that if someone slipped a picture of Fitz in front of Porkrind, I think that the man would have diarrhea. Could you imagine if there were a dinner event and Fitz sat on the left side and Clinton sat on the right side and Porkrind was in the middle, Porkrind would lose his appetite and then excuse himself and say that he has to go to the pit stop and wouldn't come back!
And thanks a lot for using my name when I am not on the blog to answer S-Q, you little sneak! He he..
S-Q,,
GEF is right. there is more than one person. But, the Baron is not the mastermind. Now, you want to know who is the person. Well, every major corporation has a CEO. You have to ask yourself? Who is the CEO of the WH? That's should answer question. Also, regarding the second person who is involved with the mastermind, well, it is the person who is only thinking of legacy.
s-q,
Maybe he's out with a honey shug...
He's pumping her full of strong drink while he gathers information for the case... (recorder in pocket)
:)
GEF:
See? Justice doesn't sleep! LOL
Recorder, huh? I still have mine...and if recorders could only talk. LOL
SPB:
I thought it was the CEO but GEF wouldn't say it.
Biloxi,
You are so bad with your pic of Fitzgerald. I think that if someone slipped a picture of Fitz in front of Porkrind, I think that the man would have diarrhea. Could you imagine if there were a dinner event and Fitz sat on the left side and Clinton sat on the right side and Porkrind was in the middle, Porkrind would lose his appetite and then excuse himself and say that he has to go to the pit stop and wouldn't come back!
ROFLMAO*10*
Bwahahahahahaha...
Thanks Biloxi, you made my night..
teak...
the Cheney clip was f'ing funny:)
s-q,
...loose lips sink ships...
Hasn't the Gerbil Admin taught you anything ?
"Maybe he's out with a honey shug...
He's pumping her full of strong drink while he gathers information for the case... (recorder in pocket"
I am really going to get you for this, GEF! LOL! I can't be gone for 5 minutes off this blog and you have to tell all this people that I am out with a honey Shug!
Man, are you trying to get me into trouble. I am a one woman man! If my girl found that I was out with a honey Shug, I am dead man. She would have my clothes thrown on the lawn.. Then, I have to call one of my buddies to take me to Motel 6! Now, you don't want to happen to Biloxi!
GEF:
My undercover work taught me something...sometimes you gotta sink the whole ship...to get to ALL of the rats! :)
You see they are Pirates...Arghhh...
YO HO HO "SHUG" and a bottle of Rum
*lol*
OMG! ROFLMAO!!
Final posting,
It is getting late!
1. Powerful GOP Congressman defies Bush
According to a story in Tuesday's New York Times, Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-Wis.), the powerful chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, is the primary impediment to George W. Bush's plans for immigration reform, Raw Story has learned.
The Times says of him, "Sensenbrenner, 63, can be neutrally described as a Washington piece of work -- a big-bellied curmudgeon with a taste for old Caddies, pontoon boats and enormous cigars. He is equally at home discussing policy minutiae or the disgusting details of his Dalmatian's recent intestinal problems."
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Powerful_GOP_Congressman_defies_Bush_0710.html
2. Another aide being subpoena:
From Thinkprogress:
A second aide to Rep. Bob Ney (R-OH)
has been subpoenaed in the Jack Abramoff investigation. Court documents have described Ney “as having received gifts, trips and other things of value” from the fallen lobbyist.
Good night, folks! Signing off for the night!
GEF: You behave yourself or I am coming after you!!!
Biloxi,
Ooops... ;)
Guess I should shut up about the twins then... ;)
hee hee..
Just do what I do when a gf gets upset.. *PROPOSE MARRIAGE*
They just shut up and smile like goofy! :)
Pirate Dubya :) :)
PEACE All...it's way past my usual bed-time:)
Biloxi,
A second aide to Rep. Bob Ney (R-OH)
has been subpoenaed in the Jack Abramoff investigation. Court documents have described Ney “as having received gifts, trips and other things of value” from the fallen lobbyist.
Another Gop to walk the Plank...
hmmm..I wonder what he knows..
Gerbils house of cards is falling..
Biloxi,
Here's my gal when I asked her to Marry..
She was upset for 3 days and then all smiles...
It was like fantasy Island I tell ya!
Biloxi,
Ok ok, I'll be good..
Just send me a picture of the wedding...
G'night and Good luck! *thumbs*
LOL! GEF! You'll have Superman cuffing you, if you aren't good!
s-q,
I'm only playing...
Some people say I'm psychic...
It wierds them out..
I'll just write myself a gag order until tomorrow!
g'night s-q! :)
http://www.trytolive.com/c0555.htm
Dang. Ah'd lihke tuh nail thet thar Coultergeist.
Hey Fits. Yew spelled shit rong yew dumb hick.
No new indictments, no target letters and no black Tuesdays for Neocons. How sweet it is.
G'Morning Justice Bloggers.
I won't be blogging until later-gotta get to my street corner and rabble rouse.
Looks like there will be some sleepheads running around today-sorry I missed all the fun!
Stick around anon, we don't need no stinkin' target letters-they have all been sent-didn't yours come yet?
Look up the term proffer too...ask Karl what he thinks about those. Then tell his lawyer to read the part about making false statements to the press. Maybe you'll learn something-but I doubt it.
top of the morning
Let's see how many leaks, mistakes, propaganda the guys to do today. My friends still think Ken Lay is alive so time will tell.
Rummy is in Afgan I hope Peaches stays far away from him well I told her anyway. Have a great day.
GEF,
You are dead meat, man! And don't give my girlfriend any ideas.. And nice photo for your girlfriend. She looks a lot more attractive than Mann Coulter... Now, do I hear wedding bells between you two?? Hmmm??? And send me your wedding photos. Those pics will be the next Pitt/Jolie or Bennifer!
Enjoyed a lot!
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