May 19, 2006

Speed Buggy..?

"President George W. Bush rides in a U.S. Border Patrol dune buggy during a tour of the Yuma sector near the U.S. Mexico border in Yuma, Arizona, May 18, 2006."
Captions?

40 Comments:

Blogger S-Q said...

"Pimp my ride!"

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Wal-Mart said...

Bush Job Fair - Now Hiring!

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buggy from speed...

12:29 PM  
Anonymous cjt said...

"Bonzo races Baja".

12:32 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

"One more bump and I will need to ask this guy if I can make a potty stop!!"

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Kentucky Susan said...

Weeeeeeeeee! This is better than the helicopter ride over New Orleans!! Weeeeeeeeee!

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Jeff Gannon said...

This unrelentless pounding in my ass makes me think of Bulldog Gannon!

12:56 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Pace car for illegals running across the border.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Raxheretic said...

"Village Idiot killed in dune buggy crash"
Hmmmm...well maybe it's wishful thinking.
Raxe

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Man with the Plan". Bush is the "Man".

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey, where is all that coke and pot they seized? I need to check and see if it is the real deal....Now, let me drive!"

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just like the Democrats have been doing for the last 5 1/2 years, "Eat My Dust!"

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haas,

Since I am the Commander and Chief Leaker, can you pull over behind that yucca tree so I can tinkle?

1:08 PM  
Anonymous cjt said...

"They won't let me drive, said I might fall off!"

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Si Senor said...

¡Esos 13 tiros del tequila y de 10 burritos de la haba están llenando mis pantalones!!!

1:46 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Grand Marshal Bush rides in the OFFICIAL PACE CAR in the corporate sponsored "Fascism 20 million" - "Illegals Run Across the Border" race.

Sorry but cuts in wages and health care are just not enough to meet our profit goal for the year. Now come and greet your replacement workers with a smile.

1:48 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"I'm getting my drink on at the border. Care for a Corona beer?"

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Hard Out Here For A Chimp!

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duyba Does Drug Run at Mexican Border...

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why no indictment?
Speculation:
A> Rover was-they refuse to recognize Fitz special pros status and/or GJ authority.

B>It won't happen because the GJ said no? Impossible

C> This situation calls for military/police intervention, but nobody will do it...


D> It will happen today?

Sorry I can only keep the anxiety level "down" so long

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Carlos C. said...

Pay-o-tee is not only good for snackin, but also talking to Jesus.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont worry the announcement will happen.......when it happens! >_<;;

2:18 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Folks,

In other news:

A rally for impeachment for the Gerbil in Santa Barbara, CA:

From Michael Moore's website:

Students Rally to Impeach Bush
Protesters Condemn President’s Wiretaps as Illegal, Call for His Removal
By Gibran Maciel / Daily Nexus
SANTA BARBARA, CA -- Over 100 students gathered in Storke Plaza yesterday to protest President George W. Bush's warrantless wiretapping policies during "Impeachfest," which featured presidential impersonations and the throwing of peaches at the national leader's effigy."

How interesting?? Didn't the Gerbil's chardonnay at his dinner event was from Santa Barbara???

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

taking care of (unfinished) business. Guard Duty!

2:20 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Folks,

Speaking of borders:

US Senate frees up two billion dollars for border security

"WASHINGTON (AFP) - The US Senate voted to set aside nearly two billion dollars for improving border security, in a move hailed as an important first step toward immigration reform."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060426/pl_afp/uspoliticsimmigration;_ylt=A86.I2Z9w09EMGgAVQeyFz4D;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Folks, one question: HOW IN THE HELL CAN WE AFFORD 2 BILLION DOLLARS FOR THE GERBIL'S NEW PET PROJECT WHEN HE CAN'T PAY OUR CURRENT BILLS: KATRINA, IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN, LOANS FROM THE SAUDIAS AND CHINA, AND SO ON? THE GERBIL IS TREATING THE U.S. DOLLAR LIKE MONOPOLY!!! THE MORE THE GERBIL COMES UP WITH NEW PROJECTS AND PANHANDLES CONGRESS AND SENATE FOR FUNDS THE MORE THIS COUNTRY WILL BE THE SUBSIDARY OF CHINA AND SAUDI ARABIA IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!

2:35 PM  
Blogger Brittex said...

Mom, Dad, Look at me!
I'm just like Idi!!!

(Amin that is.)

2:41 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

SPB...Amen, and amen! This guy acts like the national treasury is
like his Daddy's bank account. No bottom!

2:42 PM  
Blogger teak said...

Wonder what Bush's corporate buddies will be so inclined to pay those poor migrant Mexican workers once it is all said and done?

The rate they were getting or slave wages...or will he just recruit out of his camps...er ...detention centers?

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Closest hell get to a Humvee.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED--He did not fall off----or did he?

2:53 PM  
Anonymous lillyhammer said...

What If You Held A Border Bumper Buggie Rally and Nobody Cared?

2:54 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

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3:14 PM  
Blogger basheert said...

What a hick yokel!

He has the IQ of a flat Budweiser (sorry don't know what his current favorite alcohol of choice is).

And how much did it cost US for this bonehead's latest photo op???

4:35 PM  
Anonymous fran said...

How I would enjoy being invisible and have the opportunity to check out all the deep pocket bank accounts in the Cayman Islands..boy would that clear things up quick on many of these cretins!

10:32 PM  
Blogger bushhound said...

Who-oah!

Can I get one of these things for the ranch?

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Trittydi said...

Option One ~~

"I gotta get me one of these! I can ride it around the White House all day - I'll bet this sucker does stairs ...."

Option Two - Next Day's Headline ~~

"Bush falls out of open vehicle - nearly chokes on pretzel"
*

1:36 AM  
Blogger B.L. Sabob said...

Did he jump out of the buggy and declare "mission accomplished?"

remember Dukakis' laughable photo op in the tank? This one is even worse.

Pretty soon, the polls will show that the only people who actually support this moronic bag of shit are members of his own family and those employed by him.

9:39 AM  
Blogger B.L. Sabob said...

"as approval ratings continue to plunge, Bush trains for his new job"

9:57 AM  
Blogger Rosso Zorro said...

There's a plug o'chaw tobacky for a rancher in Corona
A ghee-tar for a cowboy 'way out in Arizona
A dress of calico for a pretty Navajo
Get along, mule! , get along

[It's all about image, and nothing to do with enforcing immigration laws]

11:21 AM  
Blogger Rosso Zorro said...

"Mule Train for Dubya-dim"


{There's a plug o'chaw tobacky for a rancher in Corona
A ghee-tar for a cowboy 'way out in Arizona
A dress of calico for a pretty Navajo
Get along, mule! , get along}

[This 'round-up' is all about image and NOTHING about enforcing immigration laws]

11:23 AM  
Blogger basheert said...

Rosso Zorro

You are only partly right - this is all about "photo op".

This guy is worse that a kid having his picture taken at Christmas.

Bet he loves the worms in the bottom of his mescal! Bet he eats them up!

I hate cheap drunks!

12:04 PM  

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