Graft & Scum 101 - Let's Review...
Contractor 'knew how to grease the wheels' and other "thangs!"I need Big Dick Cheney's bio-hazard suit, stat!
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 5/08/2006
May 8, 2006
Contractor 'knew how to grease the wheels' and other "thangs!"I need Big Dick Cheney's bio-hazard suit, stat!
About Me
- Name: Patrick J. Fitzgerald
- Location: U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
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18 Comments:
systemic corruption = multi-headed hydra
*nasty
*prolific
*unseemly
**not seen in such epic proportions in our time or our forefather's time
43 is a scary guy
cheney even scarier.
pls take out the hydra = Rove
that at least stops the beast in its tracks.
he is still the political / policy guru no matter what pablum spin comes out of the Oval
I hope folks on this blog are now paying attention to how Hookergate, leak case, Enron case, De Lay/Abramoff case and so on are connected and leads back to the Gerbil Administration.
Let's review Graft & Scum 101:
Hookergate: Hookers, poker games, and parties all supplied to Congressmen and politicans as a front to funnel money to certain buddies for political favors, profits and government contracts.
Leak case: A blueprint created for the Gerbil's presidental election before 2000 to spearhead certain corporate business here and international, politicians, and friends for political favors, oil, and profits.
Enron: A blueprint spearheaded by Lay, Skilling, Fastow, and others to create bogus companies as a front so that investors, employees, individuals, businesses, and retirement and pension companies such as the CALPERS (California State Teachers' Retirement System ) can invest in Enron and make the Enron smartest guys rich and cook the books to make the company look like it is profitable.
DeLay/Abramoff: A blue print to defraud the Indian tribes and bribe public officers and use a lobby firm as a front for contracts, gifts, and political favors.
Don't forget phone jamming and election fraud...
Oh yeah and Snoopgate and Iraq false intellligence...
getting too be too much to remember, isn't it?
S-Q,
Snoopgate, phone jamming, and election fraud all fall under the catagory of Gerbilgate. There is so much of corruption, scandals, etc. that fall under Gerbilgate that it is bigger than cold case files.... I couldn't put Gerbilgate on my last comment. The list is too long and I would be on this blog all night.
Next thing we hear is that former D.C. Marion Barry burst in with his crack pipe and hand out! Today, I am taking medication for my back!
I should patent that word, Grandmanuk, Huh???
Yup, and ditto!
Cheers!!!
Good class graft & scum 101 now this can be used as the model for crime. Now for that picture of Sex in the City. My daughter watches that I saw one show with a man they call Mr. Big. Watching that show let me know how old I've gotten.
SPB now we have Gerbilgate. This might be bigger then Watergate. Your nicknames are so funny but fit the people.
SPB Ill leave the finesse up to you.GERBIL AKA GWB--from now on when he has a press conference/speech--or just opens his mouth--it should be officially
termed----GERBIL BURBLE--OR IF YOU PREFER-- GURGLE .
bur·ble (bûr'bəl)
n.
A gurgling or bubbling sound, as of running water.
A rapid, excited flow of speech---
burble
[from Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky] Like flame, but connotes that the source is TRULY clueless and ineffectual (mere flamers can be competent). A term of DEEP contempt. “
IF THE SHOE FITS---a fish and he sent people to needless deaths.
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Anon,
Oh wow, I didn't know that you read Lewis Carroll's works. I read his works in high school!!! Very few people that I come acress read Lewis Carroll's works... GERBIL BURBLE??? That's too funny! But, hey, the Gerbil does that sound when he is cornered by the reporters and public as he is yearning for the bottle. Hey, check out his next news conference and see how the Gerbil smacks his lip often.. I'm telling you.. Yearning for the bottle!!!
SPB-- I am multi talented.
I will give you the ideas--you run with then--you are now officially my Consigliare..rinds,feet.suess,ears,snout and all.
Pug is very busy at the moment.Course the other side may try to hire him.OR
PROMOTE HIM AWAY. AMBASSADOR TO?????Vatican City--nope--Pope Benny has that sewed up.Monaco NOPE some people of IRISH bloodlines have that. Ah THIRD SMALLEST COUNTRY ---NAURU--AMBASS--FITZ -to NARAU you go.
SPB--I saw this comment somewhere--the last sentence is SO GOOD--ENJOY
You know you are in deep feces when you have to have spin/damage control
over a FISH story.This from the most powerful man in the world
He's committed "perchery"! Impeach him now!
Yes, let's IMPEACH him for PERCHERY!
Well, that is good to know... Fitz should be promoted to Ambassador of K-PAX... I don't know if you saw the movie or not. I got the DVD.. My version of K-PAX is a planet that is not corrupted, no graft, equality, fairness, love, and respect. It is too bad that those type of qualities are missing on the planet that we are on. I know that sound like a dream but you know the movie of KPAX with Kevin Spacey makes you think.. This world can be wonderful place to live if only we as American people can vacuumed out the corrupted politicans and individuals and also, DETHRONE KING GERBIL!!! When you talked about promotion, King Gerbil should not only be demoted but outsourced!!! You know, anon, I don't know if you seen the documentary about Walmart. But, when I saw the amount of money in which Walmart paid the Walmart employees in China (3 cents a hour) for making products for the U.S. in which America buy here and the slave labor of how the Walmart Chinese employees were treated, maybe we can send King Gerbil over there to work there forever. Maybe he will know what it feels like to be treated like an indenture servant!! On a side note, approximately 70% of products from Walmart stores are made in China. And the CEO of Walmart, Lee Scott, makes approximately 20 million dollars! Pretty sad...
He's committed "perchery"! Impeach him now!"
And sure did, the idiot! You know, I am still laughing at the article of how catching that 7.5 perch was his greatest moment in the past 5 years. Clinton should get a Congressional medal for being a competent President compared to King Gerbil. If that is the best that the Gerbil can do, what does that say about his Presidency? After the leak case is over, Fitz should go the WH and give the Gerbil a perch. And then tell the Gerbil: "Mr. President, I caught a 8 pound perch. This was the greatest moment of my 3 years during the CIA Leak investigation. Oh, Mr. President the CIA Leak case and bringing evil doers took a back seat of wonderful memories. But, I will cherish this moment of catching this 8 pound perch." And write on the perch: "You should have said 'no' to graft!"
He's committed "perchery"! Impeach him now!
Yes, let's IMPEACH him for PERCHERY! CLASSIC!!
Thats probably how he would say it--I have not Imperched Myself.
Keep it up and i'll NUKLAR-NARAU--where the Former SP IS located.
Hope no one is offended making jest of it--but these people deserve all they get--for taking--all they received.
Grandmauk,
Hey, humor is the best medicine.. Yes, we have been hearing much negative and despair on the news but you have humor every day!!! I was funny with Gerbil Gurgle.. Yes, the Gerbil is an embarrassment to this country and a joke. And the international leaders and citizens knows it yet the international countries feel empathy for the Americna people.
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