Nov 17, 2005

Sexy Is As Sexy Does...

It was just brought to my attention that I have been named to People magazine's list of sexiest men something or other.
"One surprise this year was special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, lead investigator in the CIA leak case, who landed in the 'Why We Love Smart Guys' category along with CNN newsman Anderson Cooper and U2 lead singer Bono."
Wow, I am in great company, but I am married to my work and do you they really think that I have time to think about sex, feel sexy, let alone have any sex?
I graciously decline this "honor" and humbly submit that my slot go to Bob Woodward or Scooter Libby because I always heard women find sensitive men who cry sexy. Or give to Keanu Reeves, Kevin Costner or Jeff Bridges who can play me in the eventual made for TV movie "Treason and Criminal Conspiracy at 1600."
Although I must admit tonight I am feeling too sexy for my rugby jersey and flannel boxers. Good night. ;)

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16 Comments:

Anonymous Mrs Alito said...

Oh c'mon. You haven't got seven minutes? It would aid the investigation, that's for sure. Nobody needs a tense prosecutor. Review your priorities, PJ. (Then meet me in the third stall from the left, fourth floor.)

5:43 AM  
Blogger Contessa37 said...

Mr. Fitzgerald,

You should be flattered by this honor.

I find men with brains and integrity very sexy.

Regards,

7:18 AM  
Blogger SamuelAlito said...

I'm writing an angry letter to People Magazine NOW.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Thanks Sam, for what? I heard you were a right honorable mention.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a funny idea for a blog but a spoof site.

The usually intelligent and probing Brian Lehrer was tricked in his blog today -- a minute of scanning the blog makes it obvious that this blog originates from an undisclosed location within 20 minutes from Prospect Park! Like I said, very funny though!

12:30 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

I used to drink pints with Brian, he is no fool until he has had one too many then look out! Oh, the stories I could tell. BTW, how are things at www.wnyc.org/blog/lehrer/

12:41 PM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

Do you know how sexy rugy jersey and flannel boxers are on the right guy?

Actually, I've not done too badly in that outfit myself.

Really, it's no surprise you got a People nod? A true no-brainer for a brainy guy.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Jackie said...

I've had my coffee now and this one is so out of the box I had to think about it first. Now when I first saw you on TV I thought what a smart young man but he should stop hunching for and stand up straight. Looks didn't come to mind. Yes I still have it because Denzel, Russell Crowe make me feel twenty years younger. But with respect to you I think of you like a son who I wish had a wife so she could take better care of you. Thats it.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Karl Rove said...

Peak-a-boo, I see you, cutie!

2:58 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Don't let this get to your head! Either of them...well, maybe one of them. Call me when it does.

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Lucky the Leprechaun said...

They’re always after ‘me Lucky Charms! You can rub mine for good fortune.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous This is why I read the Trib said...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/pickett/cst-nws-pickett18.html

... But when the news conference started and he stood in front of 11 TV cameras to explain the myriad ways Black had cheated his company, his so-uncharismatic-he-must-secretly-be-Batman charm was on full display. ...

Gag me with a spoon. Sure, PJ's hot, but get hold of yourself, woman!

6:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, no, he is truly, truly sexy - well, I mean he is handsome and he has such a lovely look in his eyes, a tenderness, a softness, and he has a killer body . . . oh, he's just my type; plus he majored in Math . . . and that just sends this literary type over the edge . . .

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon at 7:11
I recommend a very cold shower.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Trittydi - Chicago area said...

Well, happily married to a math major myself - I can say that it works --
but . . .
Regarding Mr. Fitzgerald being chosen by People magazine - I can easily vouch for the fact that women find integrity sexy. (congratulations - enjoy the honor)

Men have no idea . . . .

11:42 PM  
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