Help Wanted...
A few good men and women are needed to serve on a federal grand jury investigating criminal conspiracy and other assorted crimes. Long hours, lousy pay, but a warm and fuzzy feeling from serving your country and fulfilling your civic duty. The summons are in the mail...The investigation is continuing and will involve proceedings before a different grand jury than the grand jury which returned the indictment on I. "Scooter" Libby. And yes, you can bet your bottom dollar that I am seeking more indictments.
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 11/18/2005
14 Comments:
I would join, but I look to be pretty busy in the next few weeks.
Let's just hope that a juror that is selected for Libby's trial didn't read his book. It will be kind of hard to look at Libby with a straight face.
This is good. It is best to let the whole truth come out that will exonerate Scooter and put this whole witch hunt to rest.
I want to inform prospective jurors that Pat Fitzgerald will place you in a cage with a bear trained to couple with you so that you will become frigid and not fall in love with any of us giving testimony.
Don't worry, you will be well fed through the bars and he will arouse the bear with a stick if it loses interest in you.
Well, I guess that would leave me out of the jury pool since I have ties to the GOP
Dear Mr. Fitzgerald, per your job posting:
I feel that I am well-suited for the position as a grand juror. I have no opinions on anything and do not belong to a political party. (Those donations to Kerry were a fluke, a phase I've outgrown, if you will.)
I never pay attention to news, so I have no idea what's going on in Washington or even in Topeka. That is an excellent qualification for a grand juror, don't you think?
If selected, I will cling to your every word and will not take my eyes off you.
Yours truly,
Future Juror No. 6
Hey, whaddaya know? Looks like I might have some time. Sign me up, k?
Thank you for answering my question about more indictments. Libby's attorneys will try everything to get him off. Just stick to the facts and don't get sucked in to their game plan. I really wish I was there, this is the beginning of the trial of the century. Maybe when you get the main players in the leak I'll travel to DC. Fitz don't get to chose to Libby he's dirty.
Yew set me up with all the french fry pertaters I kin eat plus Italia Federici and a jug gallon of shine and I'll do mah best.
If I get paroled in time I am all over it, Pat. I can read minds so you would find me invaluable.
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My family and I quessed who might be the next person indicted.
I picked Karl Rove
#1 daughter picked Dick Cheney
#2 daughter (in military) picked George W. Bush
We'll wait to see if there is a winner.
What an intelligent sounding law and order family. I hope all of your picks come in as a trifecta. You go, girls!
You must be mistaken, only the Welsh and Englishmen are perverts in those parts because they can't hold their whiskey.
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