Jan 28, 2007

On Deck...

"Ari Fleischer has a unique view of crisis communications. During his time at the White House, he worked through the September 11th attacks, two wars, economic turbulence and the outing a covert CIA operative. His meatless pronouncements on Bush policy were generally in keeping with a White House that keeps a tight lid on the truth. He often professed ignorance about details. These days, he’s leading Ari Fleischer Communications, a firm (he spends his days unshaven and in his boxers) that supplies advice to clients (himself) on how to handle the press and how to strategically develop communication ideas hopefully for really high fees (because he is broke)." - AFC, Inc.
Kids, don't let this happen to you. Work hard, stay in school, say "No, thank you!" to graft, "Hell no!" to drugs, and most importantly, stay awake during ethics class.

63 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fitz!

How come the Anons didn't receive the email?

LOL! LMAO!

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably lost the email addresses for Roger Rancourt, Jeff Fisher, Lyndon and Clarice.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^

Who are those people? A bunch of losers?

LOL!

9:48 PM  
Blogger jan said...

and mine :(

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't take it personally. Fitz gets so many emails he has outsourced them to a response service in India.

Hi Rajiv!

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And now it is Ari in the spotlight. Once a upon of time is was Armitage and now it is Lawrence Fleischer!

I know that will be more to come and more twist and turns in this case. I just want to know which person or persons will be the deep throat in this case.

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me, me me me me me me! Oh, please me!

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I suppose Lawrence aka Ari...will be the next one to write a tell all book! What should he call it?

LOL

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taking Heat Part II or Taking Heat - I Am Toast!

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Me, me me me me me me! Oh, please me!"

LOL! I hope Jeff Gannon is not the deep throat of the Libby case.

10:07 PM  
Blogger jan said...

You are soo naughty SPB! ;D

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shhh, Jan... Our little secret here...

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fitz better hide his pink panties in his briefcase because Jeff "Buttercup" Gannon might get jealous.

10:12 PM  
Blogger jan said...

OK ;}

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hush hush, on the q.t.? Deja vu!

10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPB:

Jeff Gannon the deep throat! LOLMAO

You bad..bad...bad.. :)

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the looks of Jeff Gannon lately maybe he should rethink wearing any kind of sexy panties.

He got fat...

10:25 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Hi, guys.
How is everybody?
I see things are getting crazy in here again. It'll be interesting to see if Ari reveals anything new.

10:26 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Is he rally broke? No way!

10:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"By the looks of Jeff Gannon lately maybe he should rethink wearing any kind of sexy panties."

LOL! That certainly not be a pretty sight of butt cheeks.

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! I hope Jeff Gannon doesn't look like Porkrind! I cna't imagine Porkrind in sexy panties!
ROFLMAO

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SQ

Choke...* PShew tis getting warm in here.

Maybe Ari is in the right business for now. Gerbil has most of the bases covered though...The commander, the educator, the decider, and whats next: The communicator. Oh well, he's better off he's his own man...hee hee

Jackie...I had no idea what was under your robe! Hubbabubba...Rogers gonna have to take a cold shower...LOL

11:04 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

s-q,
Who's that on your avatar?

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and Ari..tell tell tell
next when you know that your country is in the hands of the likes of those you protected by your silence and didn't speak up till your arse was on the line..
Joe Wilson is a Hero and you could have been one too if you would have marched right beside him...becaue you are still haveing to squeal on them...

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AFC, Inc. is actually a subsidiary of KFC. Ari is part of the JOB (Just Over Broke) club because he wasn't part of the Bush's circle of friends when bailed out from the WH.

11:30 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Well, maybe his fee will rise above a level 4 after the trial... or not.

11:36 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Maybe Ari will write a book.

11:42 PM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

What is this about an email?

11:42 PM  
Blogger airJackie said...

geezer power Yes I had the robe but with Harry's magic I transformed into what you see.
Now I met Sonny from General Hospital at a store in Hollywood. Yes it was before the magic and I had a bad hair day. But Sonny talked to me and when I said good by he kissed me on my cheek. I lost 20 years that day. And I never looked back.
Now as the Randall I really think he has the hardest job as the attorneys leave Randell is left to feed the shark reporters. Everything written about Randell is " no comment". I love a strong man with few words and no comment is a few works. So yes I like Randell and I'm glad Fitz is letting us know about the rest of his team. The Superbowl winner only wins when the team works together.

11:54 PM  
Blogger FBI said...

Well, sometimes you just have to join the crowd for an evening. ;)

Sweet dreams, Fitzie and Justice Bloggers!

11:56 PM  
Blogger airJackie said...

Quzi Formerly cc
The picture is great but I was scared of being shown in my Monster Ball photos. Now that was some movie. I thought it best to wear the bathing suit.
As for Ari he's hosed. This case isn't his problem it's with the contract he sign with his employment. Like other Bush employees it's time to lawyer up. I noticed Ari isn't doing well in his new job, working for the corrupt White House didn't pay off like it did for the friends of Bush like Ashcroff. Now let's hope Gonzo makes it for crop picking and not after the season is over. No need for Gonzo to call the LA Mayor as I have already emailed him about how Gonzo forgot where he came from and is in the back pocket of the Bush Family.

12:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

calamityjane said...
Hi, guys.
How is everybody?


Hi, Calamity!

I'm okay, thanks for asking. I hope you're doing well!

12:31 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Well, I know it's after midnight on the East Coast. I just want to let Mr. Fitzgerald and his people know that I feel they are doing an excellent job. I appreciate all of their hard work and they are in my prayers. Peace and love to all.

12:37 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Hi, Stephanie!
Glad you're here.

12:38 AM  
Blogger Phx said...

Good Evening Fitz and the JBs..

Hi Quzi, Jackie,

I thing you've both hit the Jackpot on Avatars...

I love them both! ;)

12:40 AM  
Blogger Phx said...

Hi CJ!

Time to give Ari a nice long needle up his buttox to help him remember stuff...

hee hee!

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:

I don't know about Jackie and Quzi but I have never gotten so many hits on my blog in one evening! And, they're actually staying and reading the articles! LOL

12:43 AM  
Blogger Phx said...

s-q,

Wow you too...What's going on here?

I'm surrounded by Movie Stars JBs..

LOL*)

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, GEF.
Eww. I'm not touching Ari.
Speaking of avatars, I like yours.

Hi, s_q. Like your new avatar. Who is that?

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:

It's movie star night! hehe

Get your popcorn and relax...

A great show coming up tomorrow!

Fitz and Team are gonna kick butt! :)

12:49 AM  
Blogger Phx said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon @12:47:

It's Bridget Bardot and I look enough like that photo to be her daughter! :)

12:50 AM  
Blogger Phx said...

s-q,

Ok, you got it s-q...

I hope it'll be like watching Eliot Ness takes down the Mob!

;)

12:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good evening Jacky

I went to town to get a haircut. Too bad about Roger. I was hoping if I spiffed up a bit that I would have a chance.

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/pope/
story/0,,2001063,00.html?
gusrc=rss&feed=12

Pope Benedict XVI has warned Vatican judges to get tough on couples who ask the Catholic Church to annul their marriages.

The Pope ordered the clampdown after new figures showed that the church's appeals court allowed 69 annulments in 2005 for reasons which included husbands being too attached to their mothers.

Where was the Pope when my bro-in-law got his marriage annulled from my sister after 20 years of following him around in the military plus 2 kids? Sheesh.

12:55 AM  
Blogger Phx said...

G'night all..

Hi Geezer, Hi Teak!

12:57 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Gef,
The anon at 12:47 was me. For some reason, it posted as anon. Maybe blogger is trying to tell me something. LOL

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:

You better hang up those shiny shoes! :)

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told GEF he had to come see all the movie stars on the Fitz blog tonight! hehe

And, I'm outta here..Goodnight everyone! :)

1:13 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

G'night s_q. take care.

1:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodnight JB's....
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz....

1:14 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Good night, Geezerpower. sleep well.

1:19 AM  
Blogger calamityjane said...

Well, I'm the only one left awake.I'm on call for the hospital. Good night,all. Peace and love. Sleep well.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twincities.com/mld/
twincities/news/nation/16557367.htm?
source=rss&channel=twincities_nation

WASHINGTON — Stretched thin from fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan, the U.S. military has sharply reduced its role in the war on drugs, leaving significant gaps in U.S. narcotics interdiction efforts.

Since 1989, Congress has directed the Pentagon to be the lead federal agency in detecting and monitoring by air and sea illegal narcotics shipments headed to the United States and in supporting Coast Guard efforts to intercept them. In the early 1990s, at the height of the drug war, U.S. military planes and boats filled the Southern skies and waters in search of cocaine-laden drug vessels coming from Colombia and elsewhere in South America.

But since 2002, the military has withdrawn many of those assets, according to more than a dozen current and former counter-narcotics officials, as well as a review of congressional, military and Homeland Security documents. more

..At a November 2005 hearing before another House subcommittee, Rep. Dan Burton, R-Ind., said the lack of available military assets and the amount of drugs getting through "just boggled my mind."

"The spike in narcotics shipments via Central America we ignore at our own peril," said Burton, who at the time was chairman of the international relations subcommittee on the Western Hemisphere. "They could be carrying weapons, terrorists and other things that could destroy not only the youth of America, but American cities."

Yep, some of what Americans are finally hearing and reading about boogles the mind too. Truth marches on.

Hi, Geezer, CJ---Zzzz, Geezer. night.

2:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

teak said...

Where was the Pope when my bro-in-law got his marriage annulled from my sister after 20 years of following him around in the military plus 2 kids?


No divorce, an annulment, huh?

That makes a lot of sense.

2:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from Matthew's message of Jan. 7, 2007:

A great deal is fomenting behind the scenes and some results that could be considered “complete” are not being made public. Incrementally they will be, because the ultimate reason for the tumult in the Mideast cannot stay cloaked much longer in the spin of “a democratic Iraq” or “Israel’s national security.” With the ever-growing demands for troop withdrawal from Iraq and for attention to be given to stopping genocide, starvation, disease, poverty and new weapons development, the light is shifting the power from the dark perpetrators to the enlightened populace.

2:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And:

If I had to choose only one word to describe what is happening in Earth’s energy field of potential, it would be turmoil, and turmoil is to be heartily welcomed as the forerunner of the masses’ desire for peace being manifested. Reformation, or transformation, comes only when enough energy is put forth to move any situation from status quo into betterment. This is what you are doing, and we praise and admire your steadfastness in holding the light throughout the years when little change was evident. We know that you have been longing for tangible evidence of the light’s progress beyond our assurance that we see it, and your patience and perseverance will be well rewarded this year.

3:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are making the network news during the night now, Mr. Fitz. They even showed footage of you walking outside. You looked good. It said WH is worried about Ari. It detailed how Cheney and peeps manipulated the press. ha. I think the media people are ticked about that.

Good Luck Monday, they said all eyes on the courtroom Monday.

Stephanie, yes divorce and then the annulment for remarriage in the church but it is like saying kids and 20 years didn't happen in the eyes of the church. He married much younger woman. (It's all good now, life goes on.)

3:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought Ari was too smart to convince himself he was telling the truth.

And Teak annulments are a racket-the church must be getting crap from people on the other side like your sister. For a long time anyone who paid their 500 or more contribution was "eligible" Hey but the church did say it was OK for women to get divorced if their husbands were regulary beating the hello out of them-no scarlet S required

7:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The PJF fan club girls are pouting this morning. I'd blame their illogic and stalkerism on hormones but I think it's something else. They go on and on about, "Do you think Fitzie is aware of our message board?" Well, if he is, it's not flattering. Contrary to what they think, having a bunch of strange women thinking they know you is not flattering. It's scary.

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what the P.J.F. club members forget is that they are publishing their innermost thoughts on a public site. None of us here is forgetting that. And none of us clutches our pearls if we are criticized. Those women need to find a private outlet for their passions. And quick. As indicated, Fitz is taken.

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're linking over here!

I think they're still upset over the news that Fitz has a girlfriend. Who said something about 'killing the messenger'? That's what it is. I think Fitz's friend posted the news to get the gals (and guys) to back off (sorry, Jackie). He has enough on his plate these days. ;)

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Morning JB's

More great protest photos from our Canadian friends yayacanada

One said "Bell the cat" with "kitty" Bush heehee I'm willing to bell the cat.

As for PJF fan club-I'm not a member-I've never been a member of any fan club. I just think highly of his work. And while anon may say "Oh its scary to have people think they know you"
Well anon, if you write out your thoughts on a blog as I do-to a certain extent people do know you! If you want to have complete and total privacy-then people shouldn't blog.
I haven't read their comments or site-so I may be speaking too soon.

8:50 AM  

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