Sep 29, 2006

TGIF...


Unless you are Karl Rove, Ken Mehlman, Mark Foley, Conrad Burns, George Allen, Scooter Libby, Condi Rice, Rummy, Andrew Fastow, Bernie Ebers, President Bush and the Grand Old Party - they are having a really really bad week.

Cheer up! It is all downhill from here. ;)

50 Comments:

Blogger Jackie said...

Another Friday and another one goes down. Notice Abramoff is now a liar but he was a great friend when he was giving away the money.
Let's all hope Ken Lay is still a friend on island. Oh to be a friend of the GOP and the White House. Now what's next who will be next.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Scooter Libby said...

I forget the joke, but remember the punchline...

A: They bend over the pages.

hee hee

3:02 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

You are still teasing us Fitz with your countdown?

And we have the little Irve making a comment on this blog. Is it his nap time and did his lawyers Ted Wells or John Cline remember to burp little Scooter every hour at the courthouse?

It doesn't matter who is next on the list for graft. The bottom line is that they will all get caught and it leads to the main person all the way up the food chain: King Gerbil!

3:08 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

I think Fitz has found another Donut Shop that's ready to open in the area...

That countdown is cool...

That means evildoers are going down!
;)

Tee Minus 39 and Counting...

3:21 PM  
Anonymous ken mehlman said...

You liberals have ruined my life!
Now I will have to go underground and nobody will have to see my ugly face again!

3:22 PM  
Blogger jan said...

Countdown!!! :D

3:23 PM  
Blogger just say no to fascism said...

The Troll on the site is forever going on about no black friday for the neocons. Well, I think that today qualifies as Black Friday for the Corrupt, Pedophile, Lying, Thieving Neocons!
I hope Al Rogers is happy now! ;)

3:24 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"I think Fitz has found another Donut Shop that's ready to open in the area..."

GEF:

Fitz doesn't need visit any more donuts shops. I just don't want see any more Kodak moments of him at the courthouse grubbing on food! LOL! We want the rugby man lean and mean and ready for the trial next year not looking like he is carrying a spare tire! Ans yes it is countdown or curtains for the evildoers.

"I hope Al Rogers is happy now!"

JSNTF:

Will look forward to the day when this blog is back to normal and the Al the MAN is unemployed and shown to the door by the GOP koolaid drinkers.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous John Mark Carr said...

How's this for creepy:

H.R.5749

Title: To amend title 18, United States Code, to protect youth from exploitation by adults using the Internet, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Rep Foley, Mark [FL-16] (introduced 7/10/2006)

3:45 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
Fitz doesn't need visit any more donuts shops.

Just tell Fitz to remember that the Camera adds 10 pounds...

20 if you're filmed eating...

A file folder kept cleverly hiding the stomach is the technique that's used by the pros..

:)

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Average GOP Sex Offender said...

Our ranks are shrinking!

* Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

* Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

* Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

* Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

* Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

* Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

* Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

* Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

* Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

* Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

* Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

* Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

* Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

* Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

* Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

* Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

* Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

* Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

* Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

* Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

* Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.

* Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

* Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

* Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

* Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

* Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.

* Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in

* Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Just tell Fitz to remember that the Camera adds 10 pounds..."
"20 if you're filmed eating..."

"A file folder kept cleverly hiding the stomach is the technique that's used by the pros.."

GEF:

Ha! Ha! You are too much! Maybe Fitz can suck in his stomach every time the photographer takes a picture of him. Maybe they can get his good side! LOL! Yeah, the camera can add pounds. But, Fitz would look like Homer Simpson if a photographer snap a picture of him with a donut in his mouth!

3:52 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
But, Fitz would look like Homer Simpson if a photographer snap a picture of him with a donut in his mouth!

D'OH!!

hee hee hee...

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Paris Hilton said...

Patrick is HOT even with a donut shoved in his mouth.

LOL

4:01 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

You boys spend too much time worrying about a few donuts...I do declare you are a little too vain, but cute! LMAO (I agree with Paris)

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya, but they passed the fricken torture bill

I am so fucking pissed.

We are living in a facist state. do you people realize that??

these people make me sick

4:03 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

GEF:

LOL on the Homer pic! We are all looking out what is best for our special prosecutor. Take it easy on the donuts Fitz. Surely, Fitz wants to keep his sexy man alive rep in tack. Women may be taking back if the rugby man is carrying a few friends in the rear end and have more hips than a woman! Not good for the rugby man's rep! LOL!

4:03 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Oh my GEF...I just looked at that lil ole pic you posted...You are right, he DOES look like Homer with a donut!

4:07 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Patrick is HOT even with a donut shoved in his mouth."
LOL

CC:

Paris is only trying to score brownie points from Fitz because she is in trouble with law with her DUI! LOL! Fitz should ask little Irve on the stand if he has the Paris' sex video or was he participant in Paris' sex video? LMAO!

4:07 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

I had a chocolate croissant today!

4:09 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

"Paris is only trying to score brownie points from Fitz because she is in trouble with law with her DUI!"

No, I think you would call those "donut points" Prosecutor!

4:11 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"I had a chocolate croissant today!"

No, you didn't!! LOL! You did not have chocolate croissant! Don't even go there.

"No, I think you would call those "donut points" Prosecutor!"

CC:

And here is the new "donut points" prosecutor.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous paris hilton said...

Now I don't know if "croissant points" is in the legal dictionary...
Can anyone with a law degree around here shed some light?

4:15 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
Women may be taking back if the rugby man is carrying a few friends in the rear end and have more hips than a woman! Not good for the rugby man's rep!

Actually I disagree. There's more reasons why Fitz is a well liked individual that for many women have nothing to do with his physique...

With a few more pounds Fitz would discover yet another class of ladies that would fall for him and love him no matter how many pounds he put on(to a point of course-for ex: 1600lbs is too much and a triple bypass is way too much!)

To really intelligent women, the inside of a man is what makes that man attractive.

The other ones are just shallow..

Even though I don't think women wanta be married to a husband the size of an SUV with it's own zip code!

Even though Sumo Wrestlers are well liked too in Japan! ;)

4:16 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

LMAO Biloxi...that must have been one crunchy donut!

4:16 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Fitz,

quote:
I had a chocolate croissant today!

Oh no...This is where it begins Fitz..

It's a French Conspiracy to make American's Obese..

bwahahahahahaha!

4:20 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Sheeeesh, that GEF is one deep guy!
LOL

Back to work for me, Donut Bloggers and you can trademark that one!

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Fitz! He can't even eat a snack without the photographers snapping a photo! No privacy at all!

I admire Fitz's intellect...and I bet he could read 3 Shakespeares in one summer! No sweat... LOL

4:22 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Chimpcoulter,

Fitz looks like he was worried that the Bomb Dogs were gonna track his bag lunch back to him that day...

;)

4:22 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Chimpcoulter,

quote:
Sheeeesh, that GEF is one deep guy!
LOL

Duh...that's why s-q and T, like me..

I get them... :)

4:24 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"Actually I disagree. There's more reasons why Fitz is a well liked individual that for many women have nothing to do with his physique..."

GEF:

I think you took my statement a little too seriously buddy. Yes, I do agree that a person would like Fitz for the inside rather than appearance. And that goes for any man. And man would appeciate a woman for who she is inside rather than appearance. The media tends to put appearance and looks first before anything. It is more glamorize.. And it doesn't matter if a person is short, fat, tall, short or whatever. It is is the person insides that count. Fitz know what he can offer to a person.. Besides, GEF. Lighten up. It's Friday! And I am in a good mood today.. Today is a beautiful day!

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congressman Mark Foley, Republican from Florida, resigned today just hours after ABC news questioned him about a series of sexually explicit instant messages involving current and former underage male Congressional pages. Foley used the login name Maf54.

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny ?

Teen: A little.

Maf54: Cool.


Foley was the chairman of the house caucus on missing and exploited children and has long crusaded for tough laws against those who use the Internet for sexual exploitation of children.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was ABC Breaking News...

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROSEMARY:
Why can't we delete our posts?

4:29 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

Biloxi,

quote:
GEF. Lighten up. It's Friday! And I am in a good mood today.. Today is a beautiful day!

Geez, I was only making an observation there, don't you get emotional on me..

Actually I'm in a good mood too... :)

If I get any lighter I'll float away and wind up over the Capitol being shot at by Air Force Helicopters..

hee hee hee...

4:32 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Wow!

That is one sick pervert Foley! He said that to a child??? And who else is next??

4:33 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

"don't you get emotional on me.."

Hey, I'm not getting emotional. Just letting you know what time it is.

"If I get any lighter I'll float away and wind up over the Capitol being shot at by Air Force Helicopters.."

And you don't want to float away from this blog. After all, S-Q and T will miss you! LOL!

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duh...that's why s-q and T, like me..

I get them... :)
=========================
GEF:
Do I like you? Did I say that? LOL :P

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you don't want to float away from this blog. After all, S-Q and T will miss you! LOL!
============================
GEF:
You had better not go anywhere GEF...or I will be crying!! You don't want to make my mascara run, do you? LOL

4:39 PM  
Blogger Quzi Formerly CC said...

Hey Donut Bloggers -- new thread!

4:43 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

Now you can understand why he resigned...

Cold Busted...

I think we can pretty much call this a 'Black Friday' for the neoCRONs..

4:43 PM  
Blogger Roger Rancourt said...

Sing Karl Rover, sing you little Nazi Zion......

Its only going to get worse for you, much much worse.....

>:-)

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we can pretty much call this a 'Black Friday' for the neoCRONs..
==========================
GEF:
Yep it sure is BLACK FRIDAY and that Foley character is another GOP hypocrite!!

5:28 PM  
Blogger Global Evildoer Fighter said...

s-q,

Mascara ?

What are you Tammy Faye Baker ?

"Now Lucy..Let's not make a scene! - Ricky Ricardo(I luv lucy)

hee hee hee!

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you Tammy Faye Baker ?
==========================
GEF:
LOL! NO!! I have that natural beauty look...and I don't need gobs of makeup! LOL

(I need to ask you a personal question but don't know where w/o everyone running to my blog to see what we say..) LOL

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GEF:
It's a business question...

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grand Ole Party that got it's start at the Grand Ole Opry.

Isn't that right Senator Byrd, freaking pedophile.

This country should save millions on state funerals that is for damn sure.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous e said...

I baked brownies today while I listen to the news about Foley;;the shock to me was the ones who knew a year ago and only
cautioned him...
they should resign too ..or be voted out....
sick sick sick sick sick sick
sick sick sick sick sick sick
sick

they are suposed to be leaders...

9:38 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

Ok, ok...10-9-8....who's next? How about a "class action" from the DOJ AGAINST the whole lot of them. Seems to me if a group of people can be the claimants, we ought to be able to make all of them defendents at once, too. Get rid of all the garbage. JOKING!

6:52 AM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

and, once again, the countdown is very naughty! It gets our hopes up
too much. However, PJF does nail 'em in the long haul!

6:54 AM  

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