May 1, 2006

White House Deputy Chief Of Staff...

just begging for a caption worthy of his deeds.


Blogger S-Q said...

"Catch me if you can!"

3:00 PM  
Anonymous e said...

So glad you saw it ..
for $157000.00 a year ..
he sold his soul
blood money
he should be forced to watch
these videos foever
over and over
for the rest of his life....

3:02 PM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Or, he is saying...

"See these hands? These hands are weapons! HA! You should know the damage these hands have done!"

3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing up my sleeve - presto!
(?...don't know my own strength!)

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Now how do I do those Scalia hand gestures again? I'll be ready, just in case we get raided and Fitzgerald comes along." "Damn, these Pampers pinch."

3:13 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Did you have to put the Porkrind's picture up on this posting??? I wanted my day to start out positive and not have my stomach turned!!! I guess Hamhock Rove should enjoy all he can and the tux that he is wearing because he will be exchanging his suit for an orange jumpsuit!!!

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Dukestir said...

No, she has not left me! Geez, all of us GOP studs leave our rings at home whenever there is open bar.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Kathleen said...

If it doesn't fit you must acquit?

No... Ummm...

Semaphore for "Deploy the 'I'm confused' defense."

Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz: "Some people try BOTH ways!!" No, that won't work, He'd never get away with a straw brains defense...

I give up.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Karl un-Christian Rove (aka turdblossom)practices for his "DeLayish" mug shot using imaginary PFJ handcuffs, which he will soon be wearing.

3:19 PM  
Blogger teak said...

You noticed the ring missing too, eh?

3:20 PM  
Blogger Former Fed said...

It has to be "Bring it on!!"

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"See you Friday, Fitz"

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Kathleen said...

"Poor me, the guards frisked me."

Won't he enjoy the queer prison guards. That's another real DOJ statistic: Sex in the prisons?

It's the inmates and the guards, and not the inmates and the inmates.

Like we could not guess from the Abu Ghraib nudity pix.

The former Commissioner of Corrupticut "Corrections," John Armstrong, was sent over to Iraq to be in charge of prisons.

Notice that *his* head has not yet rolled in this scandal, but boy if there is a scandal, it's got "CT dot guv" on the paystub.

Low-Life Central, as I said. Hatred is our product. (The Meatgrinder.)


3:39 PM  
Anonymous 6 Miles. said...

" Look no further -- see? Weapons of Mass Destruction, Right Here, Right Now, For the past 6 years and For the next 1000 days"

3:43 PM  
Anonymous mavourneen said...

"See? No Blood on _these_ hands!

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fitz, Porkrind looks like he's a kneelin over and begging for handcuffs!!!

Lets not dissapoint him, and get the indictments all issued right away!


4:06 PM  
Anonymous t said...

Rover rolled over! HA

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Hypatia said...

e said...
"he should be forced to watch
these videos foever
over and over
for the rest of his life"

I believe he is missing the capacity for empathy, that is, he's a sociopath. I doubt he'd feel anything we'd recognize. . .

5:04 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...


More News:

1. Here is someone that was silenced to nit talk negative about the Gerbil. From Crooks and Liars:

ABC: Homeland Inspector General says he was pressured to "tone down" criticism of Bush before election.

"The former inspector general for the Department of Homeland Security says he was pressured to tone down criticism of security failures in the months before the 2004 Presidential election. Clark Kent Ervin says he was confronted personally by then Secretary Tom Ridge “to intimidate me, to stare me down, to force me to back off, to not look into these areas that would be controversial, not to issue critical reports..." We are going to hear more and more peoole come forward that was forced not to talk negative about King Gerbil!

2. The GOP Senates are treating the American people like indenture servants.:

GOP getting the crap beaten out of it over its $100 gas rebate idea

"The Senate Republican plan to mail $100 checks to voters to ease the burden of high gasoline prices is eliciting more scorn than gratitude from the very people it was intended to help.

Aides for several Republican senators reported a surge of calls and e-mail messages from constituents ridiculing the rebate as a paltry and transparent effort to pander to voters before the midterm elections in November.

"The conservatives think it is socialist bunk, and the liberals think it is conservative trickery," said Don Stewart, a spokesman for Senator John Cornyn, Republican of Texas, pointing out that the criticism was coming from across the ideological spectrum.

Angry constituents have asked, "Do you think we are prostitutes? Do you think you can buy us?" said another Republican senator's aide, who was granted anonymity to openly discuss the feedback because the senator had supported the plan.

Conservative talk radio hosts have been particularly vocal. "What kind of insult is this?" Rush Limbaugh asked on his radio program on Friday. "Instead of buying us off and treating us like we're a bunch of whores, just solve the problem." In commentary on Fox News Sunday, Brit Hume called the idea "silly."
Said the drug addict to the whore."

More like "throwing a bone" to the American people!

5:45 PM  
Blogger GrandmaNuk said...

"Mr. Fitzgerald....I'm ready for handcuffs".

6:16 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

More News:

This is interesting. a followup to Peter Goss in connection with parties thrown by Wilkes. From

"We'll take Goss at his word -- for the moment, anyway. But just which members of Congress did show up at Wilkes' parties?
The San Diego Union-Tribune said "members of the House Appropriations and Intelligence committees" joined CIA officials at Wilkes' shindigs to play cards, eat, drink. . possibly, they stuck around for more.
Of course, dozens of congressmen have served on those panels during the dozen or so years Wilkes threw his parties. But anyone playing at home probably has questions about a few lawmakers in particular -- those known for their ties to Wilkes and their positions of power. We'll call these folks members of Congress with a clear Wilkes predicate.
So we called them and asked: did you ever attend a party thrown by Wilkes?
Their responses:
Rep. Jerry Lewis (R-CA) -- Chaired the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee (which hands out Pentagon pork) from 1999 to 2005. From 1995 to the present, took $51,000 in donations from ADCS and Wilkes -- more than any other lawmaker besides Cunningham.
"He has never attended anything remotely like that," said Lewis' spokesman Jim Specht. "He only know Brent Wilkes through California politics, and never dealt with him in terms of any Washington activities."
Rep. John T. Doolittle (R-CA): Since 1995, took $41,000 from Wilkes/ADCS, right behind Lewis. Has personally pocketed $14,400 from Wilkes. Helped swing an unrequested $37 million Pentagon contract to a Wilkes-owned company. Sits on Appropriations Committee.
Did not return our call.
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA): Took $37,000 from Wilkes/ADCS. Repeatedly pushed the Pentagon to contract with Wilkes for inferior products and services the department said it did not want or need.
"The congressman has never been to a party with Brent Wilkes," spokesman Joe Casper told me. "In fact, Congressman Hunter doesn't smoke, drink, and to his own account he's not that much fun at parties."

Yeah right!!

2. My favorite: College Paper: Rep. John Sweeney Drunk

"Responding to press reports late last week that he'd shown up to frat party drunk, Rep. John Sweeney (R-NY) now says that he "wasn't drunk and wasn't even drinking" at the frat party he attended at Union College last month.
So we called up the reporter for the Union College newspaper, John Tomlin, who had described Sweeney in his piece as "openly intoxicated." He stood by his story. Students at the party he spoke to agreed: Sweeney was clearly drunk. And one perceptive student told him not only that Sweeney had been drinking at the party, but that his beverage of choice was a Keystone Light beer. Another student confirmed to us that he'd seen Sweeney drinking beer.
"I distinctly recall being there [at the party] and thinking to myself, 'This guy is drunk,'" Tomlin said. Ha talked to a number of people there, and they agreed."

6:24 PM  
Anonymous jodi said...

It looks like he's taunting you in some way.
Who cares what he's saying, time to flush Turdblossom #1 down the toilet.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Whadda mean I look like a dishonest arsehole?"

7:36 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

I remembered how the other criminal elected/appointed official smile while they were doing their corruption but then came the bowed heads and crying as they were taken away to jail. Rove will call to God for help as Abramoff did. I can't stop thinking about how Spiro Agnew looked as he had to resign as Vice President. You do the crime you do the time. Can't use the race card here.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I wanna piece-a pizza! Can't you speak English?!"

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Look Ma No Hands"!

9:11 PM  
Anonymous karl said...

"I'm Truman Capote!"

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"""""The former inspector general for the Department of Homeland Security says he was pressured to tone down criticism of security failures in the months before the 2004 Presidential election. Clark Kent Ervin says he was confronted personally by then Secretary Tom Ridge “to intimidate me, to stare me down, to force me to back off, to not ..."""

SPB et al----just think for 50,000 in Ohio we could be picking on KERRY--NO HAM and grits to fry.

MAYBE no Pat fitz Blog????????
Maybe many more people alive..No Falloejh--

Bush waited @6 days after he was sure he was in the 2nd time to carpet bomb the town--and i wonder why his sneer gauls me--......

It seems like they had a "Political Mafia" out there keeping everybody in line.No wonder Ridge got out of there.

He was a fairly decent Gov in Penna.Caddied for A Palmer in a charity ---Tiger, Love and Lehman wer the other players in the group.

SP Fitz just do your job and let the Grand Jury do theirs and lets hope for the best for the country.

Im going to post another below as Bush is treading closer to his quest for Armageddon. If no one has mentioned it i will.

I like my porkrinds without salt...OINK OINK

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK heres a beaut for you.CHINA and RUSSIA in this high stakes of World Domination have just made a big move..which may Checkmate Bush Co-.Of course we all know Mr.Pres will just say "bring it on" its not my blood...but his advisors better think real hard on this one........

The SCO is the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation. It is an inter-governmental organisation which was founded in Shanghai on June 15, 2001 as a joint partnership between Russia and China and was originally composed of China, Russia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgystan, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan.

It was recently announced that IRAN, India, Mongolia and Pakistan are to become full SCO members.

Inviting IRAN into the SCO is a HUGE geopolitical event.

Now, all of the SCO - including Russia and China - will adopt a common position on the Iranian nuclear issue at its summit meeting June 15.


The Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Mohammadi spoke this week of building an Iran-Russia "gas and oil arc" by coordinating their energy producing countries.

The SCO's enlargement will now block the entire US strategy in the Middle East. Iran is now safer, having both Russia and China as geopolitical backstops.

And RUSSIA and CHINA, through the SCO and IRAN, have ADVANCED to the BORDERS of Iraq.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Please, Patrick, just give me a chance at a plea bargain. I promise you I'll rat out President Cheney and his sidekick George!"

2:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like he's trying to tell the world that he knows how to wash his hands after he uses the john. And he's proud of that too!!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous 6 Miles. said...

the whole outing of Plame then takes a very sinister plot and theme:

if, by outing 1 person you get 2 whoppers, all the better.
1. out Plame, get her out of CIA
as it was known what Iran WAS
doing; by halting further knowledge and stopping at that point was Iran was doing, you may CONTRIVE WAR NUMBER 2.
2. you get Joe Wilson to look suspect over his findings out yellow-cake from Niger; smoke and mirrors about Saddam and Iraq's true capabilities.

Sounds about right.
Stand by the WMD as Deputy Chief of Staff -- look no further

1:40 PM  
Anonymous 6 Miles. Stratospheric said...

sorry, 'without stopping' what Iran was doing...

1:41 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

I'd wash my hands of it if I could!

2:17 AM  
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