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Happy Saturday.
Did you know that if you place marshmallow peeps in the microwave oven they will grow 300+%?
Did you know that if you place marshmallow peeps in the microwave oven they will grow 300+%?
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 4/15/2006
25 Comments:
Sir,
You have a fabulous sense of humor.
After the story of existing on pizzas I can envision your blowing up marshmallows.
You provided me my laugh for the day.
Have a very blessed Resurrection in Christ,
a fan
Please don't use the oven or micro your dangerous. Stick to take out food or eat at a friends house who has a wife. I'm glad your happy that means your relaxing. Oh go rent The lion,witch,wardrobe you'll love it. Look at the lion he reminds me of you ya he lives. I'll be lucy. Did you really not wash/brush your teeth? Morning and evening young man we wont speak of this again. Try putting something about Iran on the blog. I've been reading up on our history with them boy is it good. Just think President Ford and the nuke gifts that we gave them. Funny how the United States gives and then wants to take away. Keep your comments on current events minus anything about the CIA thing, let the bloggers do that subject. You know how we come up with any/everything. It's getting down to the wire so don't think pink.
Fitz:
I can just see yellow marshmallow peeps stuck to the inside of your microwave! Let us know how that cleans up! LOL!
Have a nice Easter. :)
P.S. Don't warm those Easter eggs in your microwave.
I once worked at a place where the boss wanted to make hard boiled eggs. So he put 6 eggs in a corning dish with water and popped it in the microwave. When he opened the door and took out the dish, the eggs became grenades. When the first one went off, he dropped the dish and fell against the door trapping him in the closet sized room while the other 5 went off.
I love natural comedy.
Please stop by and recomend myAn Easter Story Diary At Kos.
Subway:
I have known of people to do that too! LOL
Have you looked at firedoglake today? They have McCain as MiniMe.
More egg tips:
If you're making hard boiled eggs and go off and read a book and forget them, they end up on the ceiling.
Maybe I'll try that tomorrow if the Easter Bunny leaves me any peeps tonight. I'm dying my eggs now to leave out for him to hide. Have a Happy Easter all and keep believing in miracles!
Maybe I'll try that tomorrow if the Easter Bunny leaves me any peeps tonight. I'm dying my eggs now to leave out for him to hide. Have a Happy Easter all and keep believing in miracles!
Hello, Folks!
You must be bored, Fitz. But, I will say that I will push the microwave button when you place the whole entire garbage of the Gerbil Adminstration into the microwave and let them fry! Thanks for the laugh for the day! Glad that your relaxing from the brutal and retarded week with the little soldier and his attorneys in court!
wonderful Cheeze grits and eggs a la microwave..
1&1/4 cup water in microwavable bowl
Pour 1 pkt of Quaker instant cheese
grits into bowl
stir
break two eggs into mixture
(top with extra shreaded cheese if you want )
Microwave regular for two minutes..
check eggs if not done enough
do ten seconds at-a -time til its the way you like your eggs
Serve with buttered toast done in the oven..
delicious
we just had some toasted Easter Bread..with currants and raisins they only make it this time of year..
I think you were devinely prepared for the Libby case through the previous case with Al Queda and the bombing of the World Trade Center..the insite for you has been blinding I am sure, but know the courage you hve shown will place you in Hallowed Halls in American History..thank you for all you do never seems quite enough
and do take care
Thanks for the recipe, e! I would lay off the cheese. Too much cholesterol! And I know Fitz wants the cheese!
A definite link between Abrmoff and the Gerbil Administration:
E-Mails Link Abramoff, Bush Official
By Mark Sherman
The Associated Press
Saturday 15 April 2006
A batch of 278 e-mails between lobbyist Jack Abramoff and a Bush administration official show a highly inappropriate relationship where gifts and business interests mixed freely and frequently, federal prosecutors said Friday.
The prosecutors hope to use the e-mails in the criminal case against David Safavian, who is accused of lying and obstruction of justice in connection with investigations of an Abramoff-sponsored golf outing to Scotland in August 2002.
The e-mails show that Abramoff and Safavian, then chief of staff at the General Services Administration, were in frequent contact, played golf often and traded workplace gossip. Abramoff showered Safavian with offers of meals, invitations to parties as well as the trip to the fabled St. Andrew's golf course in Scotland.
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/041506A.shtml
What a way for this information to come out now!
Fitzgerald,
Looks like the lawmakers are running around crazy because they know they broke the law....
http://rawstory.com
Nail them all, and then nail conspiracy charges for the CIA case.
Not so fast, remember how the Soviets banned microwave ovens for scientific and health reasons?
Well try microwaved water on plants:
http://www.execonn.com/sf
Now expanding marshmallow peeps may look good, but you are removing every last bit of nutrition from those empty calories!
Never mind, it is what it does to your "Healthy Choice," microwave dinners that matters much more.
I give up, I keep telling people "Microwave overs are convenient and all, but they vibrate at millions of cycles and remove all the nutrition from food. You are eating glop, food minus all the enzymes." No one listens.
Is that Wayne Madsen a good reporter? He seems to be on top of things, or am I being a dimwit again, SPB?
Chocolate bunny ears & melted peeps sound good on graham crackers....mmm...and I don't have any dang Easter candy in the house. My kids are too old they say...besides they accuse me of stealing it!
Well did you, Teak? And if so, I am requesting Patrick J. Fitzgerald to do an investigation on the missing candy. He may indict you Teak on charges of stealing candy and lying to the investigator! Just kidding! I just had to have fun. Yeah, I read Madsen's articles. One of the bloggers passed along to me one of his articles. His reporting is o.k. But, like anything, I read other reporters' articles on the internet and other sources of infornation besides the media on T.V.
BTW, I just finished my next article. I am sending to Waterflake as we speak. Have a good Easter! And don't steal anymore candy!!!
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Times_calls_it_good_leak_while_0415.html
This is amusing.
I'll look for your story. I informed my son that I am disappointed that I didn't get any Easter candy from him. The 'look' from a high school senior boy/man can be priceless at times.
Mr. Fitzgerald already has enough to do, come Monday I'll do some after-peep-shoppin'.
What do you expect, Teak from the Washington Post? Washington Post is in the back pocket of the Gerbil Administration. Somebody has to take up for the Gerbil!
Ummm, you son is trying to tell you something since he ate all the candy! After Peep shopping on Monday, huh? Sounds like you are waiting for 50% off of Easter candy! Signing off! Good night!
Fitzgerald I just pray you are the real deal and can really handle this,
Get those indictments out there on the double!
We need backup big time, its time to start naming names!
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Always wrap many layers of tin foil around all foods before mircowaving!
Very funny, tin man or should we call you 'sparky'?
http://www.gregpalast.com/detail.cfm?artid=493&row=0
Greg Palast writes another great article....It's the President, stupid!
(And Darth Cheney too, of course.)
Happy holiday to all.Was just reading some things and came upon this article on Tom"The Hammer" DeLay--and if this dosent take the cake.....easter egg.
(The story was repeated in a Molly Ivins profile of DeLay in the May issue of Playboy.) Here's what the Houston Press reported:
He and Quayle, DeLay explained to the assembled media in New Orleans, were victims of an unusual phenomenon back in the days of the undeclared Southeast Asian war. So many minority youths had volunteered for the well-paying military positions to escape POVERTY and the GHETTO that there was literally NO room for PATRIOTIC folks like himself.
Satisfied with the pronouncement, which dumbfounded more than a few of his listeners who had lived the sixties, DeLay marched off to the convention...Some guts...
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/16/
opinion/16sun1.html?ex=1302840000&en=e28489a
585bf27c6&ei=5090&partner=
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FUN WITH PEEPS!
Enjoy!
Golden Peeps in the microwave, growing 300%? Isn't there a modern cult somewhere that considers Golden Peeps the modern graven image, and now he's come up with a way to make them agrowing? Ah! I see he watched the Ten Commandments the next day to cleanse his soul, and now he is pure again! Now all is good again....and now for the smattering of the cranberry blood! Life is soooo good!
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