Apr 30, 2006

Everything You Always Wanted To Know...

about grand juries, but were afraid to ask.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Kathleen said...

Thank you.

Now will you kindly direct me to where I can order one of your clones? DAG Comey's friends at Lockheed Martin told me to ask YOU where I order one of your clones.

Thanks,

You can email me at kmdickson @ comcast.net

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Fitz, you are so very helpful in keeping us bloggers educated ;-)

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, but a MUST read:
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002425363

Colbert delivered a scathing address at the Washington Press dinner. Bush didn't laubh.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Kathleen said...

"The Army is contributing $4.8 million toward the research because the government thinks ticks could be used in a bioterrorist plot to spread infectious diseases." --Poughkeepsie Journal

Duh.

It was us.

Well, I just faxed these Lyme crimes data to some foreign embassies, since we're getting nowhere with "law enforcement."

We don't have time to wait for the DOJ staff to graduate from Starfleet Academy.

K

8:57 AM  
Anonymous the worldwide jewish conspiracy said...

We are having a little informal get together today in the WH basement to discuss how Kathleen found out that we assassinated JFK. It's just a small potluck dinner affair so don't worry too much dear.

L'chaim!

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From one fair skinned person to another,I happen to be English and Irish, stay out of the sun better to be pale than red. Also avoid black and navy, it only attracts undertakers. Also when wearing a charcoal or lighter grey suit, wear a non white shirt, pale blue, yellow, green etc.

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Kathleen said...

Dear World Wide Jewish Conspiracy,

Was it thermite or thermate in the WTC on 9/11?

Everyone in the whole world knows the US was hijacked by Israel, and we'll be pissed off on, at the appropriate time.

Now, back to the chemistry and WTC matters. Thermate?

Thanks,

Kathleen

9:17 AM  
Anonymous e said...

Fitz thanks for keeping us older one's brains benefiting a lot from all the wonderful news

9:25 AM  
Anonymous the worldwide jewish conspiracy said...

We confess. Jerry Springer and The 3 Stooges conspired it all.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kathleen It was thermite. Desert News

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Charlie McCarthy said...

Termites!? Oh, how I hate termites!

9:55 AM  
Anonymous e said...

Fitz..the flying tie ..the way you dress are just fine...

10:14 AM  
Anonymous the worldwide jewish conspiracy said...

Yes it was thermite and since everyone in the world knew that all the Jews at the Twin Towers took the day off we had to send the only man for job of planting it all...Gilbert Gottfried.

Remember now, you just read it on the web, it has to be true!

L'chaim!

10:25 AM  
Anonymous the worldwide jewish conspiracy said...

...and has anyone ever wondered why the Marx Brothers had that name? Most don't know that they met with FDR right before Pearl Harbour.

10:30 AM  
Blogger S-Q said...

Thank you Fitz for the info.
I hope you have had a restful weekend! :)

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Ghost of Minnie Pearl said...

Howdeeeeeeeeeeee, I shot Martin Luther King, Jr.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous the worldwide jewish conspiracy said...

Yes Minnie, we knew you would and we just set up a sanction to have Dolly Parton knock off Barack Obama. Those big Irish boobs should distract him long enough...you know how those Black men are!

11:12 AM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Your a great teacher. How many people in the US know anything about any grand jury except what they hear on the news or read in the paper.
Rove must really be shacking in his pants wondering what is in the mines of these jurors. Will they believe my lies, do they like me or can I fool them like I fooled all of America by fixing the elections for Bush? Can I pay them off with taxpayers money? Where is Bush when I need him.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...

Thanks Fitz for passing that information along. It is nice that you can educated folks on this blog. It is too bad the media doesn't do that!

5:42 PM  
Blogger Steven said...

My GP has exactly the same name as you. But then you are in the US, so you have to be a different Patrick J. Fitzgerald.

10:58 AM  

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