Nov 4, 2005

Sam Alito Is a Pansy...

He writes poetry on HIS blog and the Library of Congress immortalizes HIM!

Fine! Prose this:

I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man

I'm one tough ga zookus
Which hates all pa lookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out roughs 'em
An' none of 'em gets no where

If anyone dasses to risk me fisk
It's "boff" and its "wham", un'er stand
So, keep good be havior
That's your one life saver
With Fitz the Prosecutor Man


Blogger Jackie said...

Hire a rapper its not working I'm not feeling it. Maybe you should stick to what your great at and leave the rapping to the rappers. If that was rapping. Now your a lawer and a great one God gave you that talent. But I guess you just had to test your ability in something other then law. Your from New York so it makes sense. Just don't let it get out ok.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Rarebit said...

I'll put you in my library, Patrick. Don't feel so bad.

4:35 PM  
Blogger Archie's Grandson said...

I told Alito, in effect, he should quit his day job.

You should not, sorry. Anyway, it's best for the country, on both counts.

4:43 PM  
Blogger SamuelAlito said...


I am very impressed with your blog, and quite in fear of crossing you. It is far from "chopped liver," it is at the very least "chopped spinach."

You will note that the LOC collection is for the SUPREME COURT, which you, currently, have no stake in.

I did cite you in my TS Eliot sampling -- the link for "full of high sentence" sends the readers here.

Trembling with fear,

Sam Alito

6:06 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

He's no TS Eliot. But at least he is immortalizing you....although I highly doubt he'll find a publisher .....Here's my poem for you Saint Pat..

Here is a herald
To Patrick J. Fitzgerald.
He slayeth evil with Light
Taketh power from the Right
He is the great one of the hour
Armed with facts to empower
The poor and the needy
kept weak by the greedy.
Bold and strong he doth walk
True and Clean he doth talk.
Our Saint Patrick, sweet soul and
noble man
Cast out the Serpents from the Bushes in our land!

7:44 PM  
Blogger Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

St. Patrick? Me like! I will rid our nation's capital and capitol of snakes forever.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoof. :) Good lord, I should start a Marilyn Monroe blog, or Laurabot2005, or hm, will have to think about this. To tell the truth I'm perfectly interesting all by myself w/o pretending to be someone else.

2:01 AM  
Blogger ollie said...

Mr. Fitzgerald, I regret to inform you that Mr. Alito's blog is far superior to yours, and I'll continue to say so.

(why? 'cause he blog-rolled me and called me "his buddy")

I remember who my friends are!

Now go after Turd Blossom, or something.

7:56 AM  
Blogger "Reverend A" said...

Go gettum Fitz! Poetic, erm... genius! (^_^)

We're all cheering for you in the stands, man! Keep to that strict spinach regimen so you can stay healthy on on top of your game. (^_-)

6:46 AM  
Blogger Kit Neill said...

Hey, y'all, I liked it. Free expression is everyone's right and it's fun! Lighten up, enjoy the man, let him go where he needs to go. After all, who else is working so hard to save our country?

2:14 PM  

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