Sam Alito Is a Pansy...
He writes poetry on HIS blog and the Library of Congress immortalizes HIM!
Fine! Prose this:
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm one tough ga zookus
Which hates all pa lookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out roughs 'em
An' none of 'em gets no where
If anyone dasses to risk me fisk
It's "boff" and its "wham", un'er stand
So, keep good be havior
That's your one life saver
With Fitz the Prosecutor Man
Fine! Prose this:
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Fitz the Prosecutor Man
I'm one tough ga zookus
Which hates all pa lookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out roughs 'em
An' none of 'em gets no where
If anyone dasses to risk me fisk
It's "boff" and its "wham", un'er stand
So, keep good be havior
That's your one life saver
With Fitz the Prosecutor Man
posted by Patrick J. Fitzgerald at 11/04/2005
7 Comments:
Hire a rapper its not working I'm not feeling it. Maybe you should stick to what your great at and leave the rapping to the rappers. If that was rapping. Now your a lawer and a great one God gave you that talent. But I guess you just had to test your ability in something other then law. Your from New York so it makes sense. Just don't let it get out ok.
I'll put you in my library, Patrick. Don't feel so bad.
Patrick:
I am very impressed with your blog, and quite in fear of crossing you. It is far from "chopped liver," it is at the very least "chopped spinach."
You will note that the LOC collection is for the SUPREME COURT, which you, currently, have no stake in.
I did cite you in my TS Eliot sampling -- the link for "full of high sentence" sends the readers here.
Trembling with fear,
Sam Alito
St. Patrick? Me like! I will rid our nation's capital and capitol of snakes forever.
Spoof. :) Good lord, I should start a Marilyn Monroe blog, or Laurabot2005, or hm, will have to think about this. To tell the truth I'm perfectly interesting all by myself w/o pretending to be someone else.
Mr. Fitzgerald, I regret to inform you that Mr. Alito's blog is far superior to yours, and I'll continue to say so.
(why? 'cause he blog-rolled me and called me "his buddy")
I remember who my friends are!
Now go after Turd Blossom, or something.
Hey, y'all, I liked it. Free expression is everyone's right and it's fun! Lighten up, enjoy the man, let him go where he needs to go. After all, who else is working so hard to save our country?
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