Oct 29, 2005

Nothing Like A Sun Salutation...


to get the day started.

To do list:
TiVo Laguna Beach on MTV.
Return videos to Blockbuster, no late fees, but the bastards zapped my VISA!
Drop off dry cleaning (point out flop sweat stains from press conference/lipstick on collar).
Pick up red meat, red wine and Red Stripe from Whole Foods.
Call Joe Wilson, arrange to collect $1 from bet.

10 Comments:

Blogger Karl Rove said...

Return videos to Blockbuster, no late fees, but the bastards zapped my VISA!

You can thank the NSC Special Operations Division for that. We haven't hacked your hotmail password yet, though...

1:13 PM  
Blogger bluewild said...

Does Karl even understand what Sun Saluation is? Or does he think it's his morning tribute to Dubya?

12:36 AM  
Blogger SamuelAlito said...

Patrick:

Don't you worry -- come Monday you'll get to be out of the news, as soon as I get named the SCOTUS nominee.

2:41 PM  
Blogger I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby said...

Sam... hold on a sec, can a recently confirmed member of the Supreme Court be brought to trial? If so, you may just have to wait for Stevens to kick-the-bucket.

I love it when a plan comes together.

5:17 PM  
Anonymous joe wilson said...

Anyone out there know where I can download "surfin' bird"?

6:49 AM  
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9:44 PM  
Blogger Oregon Senator Gordon Smith said...

Wooah...Was I just zapped with an EMF weapon. Must have been Black Water. Oct.2005...you gotta be kidding*!%&%&=? Well I got news for you guys...I just did some time travel and it's March 2007. There's a few things I guess I should tell you about.

1 Scooter...you have been found guilty as charged

2 Sam Alito...you are now on the Supreme Court.

3 Patrick Fitzgerald...You have won the trial against Scooter and this blog is now inactive.

4 Blue Wild...You're still around. I seen you on the last post.

5 You will never believe this one. I have spoken out in opposition of and voted against the war in Iraq.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Geezer Power said...

Well, time flies when you're having fun. It is now July, 2009, but mum is the word on the haps. You don't wanna know...G:

consider this to be sci-fi...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/31716712#31716712

10:41 AM  
Blogger Geezer Power said...

4/10/2010

hmmm You won't believe this one...Porkrind is working for Faux news.

Oh well, while I'm here I guess I'll rip a few winks..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

10:01 PM  
Blogger Geezer Power said...

Back again...Heavy happenings...The only reason that WW3 has not been declared is that the NWO war criminals want to conrinue business S$ USual...G:

3:16 AM  

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